What should I do if I suddenly become a fairy?

Dan Chengzi connected: "Daoist friend, you don't know, the pills made by me, Dan Chengzi, are more than twice as effective as those made by ordinary alchemists!"

"Not only that, if you fly to other cities to buy pills and then fly back, how much time will it take? If the injury is still not healed before the competition starts, it will be troublesome!"

"Eighty thousand spirit stones, you can't buy them to lose money, you can't buy them to be fooled!"

"[-], only [-]! You are [-]% sure that you will be able to meet the enemy in full strength this afternoon, do you still think it is expensive?"

"It seems... not expensive?" The other party was almost fainted by Fatty Dan.

"The answer is correct, but it's not expensive. What can be more important than a [-]% certainty?! Give it to Lingshi!!!"

other side:"……"

In the next second, [-] spirit stones were given out, and he took the pill and flew away.

Fatty Dan suddenly smiled brightly, the corners of his mouth were almost cracked to the back of his ears.

If this bottle of medicine was in the sect... it would be worth [-] spirit stones at most~!

Not only that, when someone made a deal, they all discovered that many monks were rushing towards Dan Chengzi's stall.

"You got rich!!!"

The divine fortune teller's eyes were red, and he didn't know whether it was the red eyes of envy, or the sequelae of sharp eyes. Then, he looked at Lin Fan: "Hehe fellow daoist, why don't you think of some similar selling words for me?"

"Easy to say, easy to say."

Lin Fan grinned.

After a few minutes.

Fatty Dan's business is booming.

Not to be outdone, the divine fortune teller said loudly, "I, Fang Wu, the divine fortune teller of the Holy Land of the Purple Mansion, is the successor of Old Man Tianji and the inheritor of the Heaven and Earth Diffraction Technique!"

"Today, I occasionally feel that this place is destined for me, so I will open an altar here to deduce the secret!"

As soon as these two sentences came out, many people were moved immediately.

But immediately after, the words in the mouth of the divine operator suddenly changed...

"Have you ever heard that, just before, I have made a divination for the contemporary Buddha?! I said that he has a bloody disaster, and he will have a bloody disaster!"

"As the saying goes, one is fate, two is luck, three is geomantic omen, four is accumulation of yin virtue, and five is immortal cultivation!"

"Fate is determined from birth, and luck is enough to affect a person's fate. Fengshui... can also change fate against the sky. This yin virtue is also called merit. As for cultivating immortals... I don't need to say more Bar?!"

"And from this sentence, it can be seen that if we are cultivators who only know how to bury our heads in hard cultivation, we will definitely suffer a loss!"

"Only..."

This is the slogan Lin Fan designed for this product.

How to make people come to fortune-telling and still believe in it?

You must first show your name and tell others how powerful you are, is there anything wrong with you?

And after that?

Then just fool around! ! !

They foolishly believed it, and the business came naturally.

Do these people believe it?

When there are many people, there will naturally be those who believe, and those who have faith will naturally come to the door, and some will come to the door. With the "craftsmanship" of the fortune teller, what is the name if you can't figure it out? !

……

"One fate, two luck, three feng shui..."

"Four Accumulations of Yin Virtue and Five Cultivation of Immortals?"

"It sounds reasonable..."

"It must be. The fortune teller has long been famous. After all, he is a disciple of the old man Tianji, and he has also inherited the Heaven and Earth Diffraction Technique!"

"More than that? I also went to my trip to the Tomb of the Thousand Demons in the Eastern Wasteland before. He did calculate that the Buddha's son was a bloody plague, and it was accurate!"

"Hey, isn't Buddha also proficient in numerology? In this way, this fortune teller is even more powerful than Buddha!"

"But why does he look like the great monk of the evil sect?"

During the exchange, many people began to come forward and ask the fortune teller for fortune-telling.

The fortune teller is also unambiguous, we have to charge money for fortune telling!

And it's not cheap!

Can it be cheaper?

Our piercing eyes are almost on fire!Just waiting for your money, find Fatty Dan to buy more medicine, and then continue to practice.

Such a great opportunity, how can you not make a fortune?

Must earn ah ~!

……

"How about I help you too?"

The business of Dan Chengzi and Shen Suanzi was booming, but Fan Jianqiang hadn't opened his mouth yet, and there was no business for the time being, so Lin Fan couldn't help coming over.

"...Are you charged?"

Fan Qiangqiang's 'honest' question was like a real farmer. If you don't know this guy, you will be deceived by his expression at the moment.

"free."

Lin Fan grinned.

"Then you can help me with a few words..."

Those 'slogans' and 'speaking tricks' that Lin Fan was thinking about?

It's spicy ears!

But as long as it works, if you can make money, who cares if it's hot or not? !

"You are actually very simple."

Lin Fan shook his head and said something that made Fan Jianqiang a little confused: "Just hang five words."

"what?"

"Do you have the kind of bar where the alcohol is so strong that even immortal cultivators can't handle it and get drunk?"

"Have."

Fan Qiangqiang nodded and said, "Second senior brother is addicted to alcohol and likes to be drunk, so he hit me... well, he begged me for a long time, asking me to help him practice a kind of 'immortal drunk'."

"This wine has no use other than getting drunk once you drink it. Even the master can't resist a small pot, and you will get drunk immediately."

"That's it!"

Lin Fan clapped his hands: "Hang up a sign and write five words."

"Three bowls dare not fly!"

"If someone asks you what you mean, you can say, after drinking your wine, no one can still get drunk after drinking three bowls, take off!"

Thirty thousand dare not fly = three bowls but no post.

This is Lin Fan's thinking!

The people here are all monks, and everyone has a kind of "pride". Even if not everyone has the idea of ​​"I am the number one in the world, and everyone else is rubbish", they will never look down on themselves. That's it.

How could such a person admit defeat so easily?

Even if Wu Song is an ordinary person, he would drink many bowls in a row in anger after seeing three bowls, let alone a cultivator?

Fan Jianqiang hangs up the signboard in doubt...

Among the monks waiting in line for fortune-telling, someone saw it and couldn't help asking curiously.

But when Fan Jianqiang explained according to Lin Fan's meaning, the other party was not happy.

"Hey?!"

"It's just a small wine stall, how dare you put up such an arrogant slogan, you will be drunk after three bowls, and you dare not fly?"

"Give me thirty bowls!"

"Today, I will let you know what is Dionysus!"

"My wine is not cheap..." Fan Jianqiang was happy in his heart, but he was still very 'honest' on the surface.

Seeing this, the other party was even more disdainful: "Can't I afford the Lingshi? Serve the wine!!!!"

Many people also gathered together to watch the excitement.Then……

Thirty bowls?

Just the second bowl.

"belch!"

The drinker hiccupped, then rolled his eyes and fell to the ground...

Chapter 444 The Supreme Son?Mo Fang!

"Ouch?"

"Really fell down?"

"Could it be the babysitter?"

"I don't believe it either!"

All the monks onlookers exclaimed, and many expressed their disbelief. Seeing this, Fan Jianqiang smiled honestly: "It's true."

"Hey? I don't believe it either!"

"A bowl for a thousand spirit stones, right? Give me three bowls!"

"it is good!"

then……

bang...

Not to mention three bowls, this one even drank one bowl and lay down directly. After the bowl hit the ground, he rolled far away.

"Wonderful, hey?"

"Pour it down in one bowl?!"

"I don't believe it anymore, I'll try it too..."

Not long after, many people visited this place, and many of them were taken away by their companions.

Even Fan Qiangqiang, the old Yinbi, couldn't help but laugh out loud at this moment... Immortal Drunk sells a bowl of one thousand spirit stones, such a profit, tsk tsk tsk~!

By now, all three stalls were on fire, and collecting spirit stones was like running water.

Qi Zixiao looked a little envious.

A pair of beautiful eyes could not help but glance at Lin Fan...

Immediately, Lin Fan received the 'signal', grinned, and sent a sound transmission through his spiritual sense: "Got it! It's already been prepared for our saintess."

"Put out your phone, make a signboard, and simply write two lines..."

Listening and listening, Qi Zixiao nodded again and again, his eyes shining.

then……

Act according to what Lin Fan said.

In a short while, everything will be ready.

Dozens of 'fairy machines' were placed on the table and became the fourth stall.

At the same time, there is a sign beside it: "Zifu Immortal Machine, an excellent assistant on the road to cultivating immortals, the only choice to understand the Dao and turn danger into good luck!"

"One million spiritual stones can only be purchased by those who are destined."