Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

With this kind of strength, why didn't the queen mother take action when he entered the heaven?

The corner of Yang Jian's mouth was a bit bitter. In Zhang Xiaoshun's TV, the incident of him and Nezha and others making trouble in the Heavenly Court was not a fiction.

"Perhaps, we have to start from Daojun. What's the reason for this?"

With a sigh, Yang Jian's eyes flickered slightly, and he had a plan.

On the side of the Longevity Dao Palace, Zhang Xiaoshun, who was stunned when he saw the terrifying vision in the sky, hurriedly pulled Yang Chan behind him, looked into the sky and shouted.

"Your Majesty, stop quickly, the Third Holy Mother is not sensible, you don't have common sense."

"I'm old? Hehehehe, do you know how long it's been since no one dared to say that about me?"

In the air, after Zhang Xiaoshun's words fell, the Queen Mother's frightening voice sounded.

Zhang Xiaoshun's face changed wildly in shock, and he shouted in shock: "Slip of the tongue, the empress is always young and beautiful, as beautiful as a flower, like a flower like jade, bright and moving, overwhelming the country, sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon to shame flowers..."

Panicked, Zhang Xiaoshun uttered all the words he could think of for several minutes.

After he stopped talking, the sky stopped thundering, the wind stopped blowing, and the rain stopped falling.

The whole world is surprisingly quiet at this moment.

All the people who were paying attention here all stared blankly at Zhang Xiaoshun, speechless in astonishment.

"Wow, flattering can be photographed to this extent, what the hell is 120 clothes!"

In the back garden of the Heavenly Court, the tea from the Jade Emperor's mouth spewed out directly, and his forehead was covered with black lines.

How did this kid grow his brain, how could he think of pleasing the Queen Mother in this way.

The Jade Emperor counted, and the boy described no less than a hundred words just now.

Even Wenqu Xingjun can't think of so many in a short time!

Ziwei Palace, Gouchen Mansion, Qinghua Palace, Zhenwu Mountain, Emperor Ziwei and others are dull and have learned a lot.

If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, even if they were killed, they wouldn't believe that someone would resolve the anger of a quasi-sage in this way.

In the sea of ​​chaos, Nuwa's beautiful eyes widened slightly. Although she wasn't talking about her, she was inexplicably happy.

No, the boy must praise her like that, and he must be no worse than the Queen Mother.

Dare not to like her circle of friends, originally I wanted to find that kid's bad luck, if she doesn't satisfy her this time, I will clean it up together.

Nu Wa, who had an idea, picked up a ball of mud, rubbed it twice, and threw it out of the Chaos Sea.

After arriving in the Three Realms, the mud changes in the wind, and in the blink of an eye it becomes just like Nuwa.

If Tongtian and Yuanshi felt something, their spiritual sense glanced at them, but they didn't care.

As long as the deity doesn't run out, love will do whatever.

Even if the deity goes out, as long as it doesn't cause trouble, it's fine, just like Lao Tzu who is nestled in Qingqiu and single-mindedly engaged in love.

"This kid, why did you put so much effort into it? I haven't been this happy for a long time. Forget it this time, you've escaped a catastrophe."

In Yao Chi, the Queen Mother had a bright smile on her face, and she couldn't hide it no matter what.

Not bothering about Zhang Xiaoshun's affairs, the Queen Mother happily sat down at a stone table, and waved a table of wine and food.

The wine is fine nectar and jade liquid, the dishes are delicacies from mountains and seas, and different fruits from heaven and earth.

"Xuannv, come, come, let's drink and eat flat peaches together, my lady, I am in a good mood today."

The Nine Heavens Xuannv next to her was full of bewilderment, she was full of murderous looks just now, and the thunder was furious, how could it be like this in an instant.

Nine Heavens Profound Girl is not that strong yet, so I don't know about Zhang Xiaoshun praising the Queen Mother in the lower realm.

However, since the Queen Mother invited her, how could the Nine Heavens Xuannv have any reason to refuse.

Those things on the table are hardly eaten at various grand events, and I don't know why the Queen Mother is so generous all of a sudden.

"Huh, I finally survived the catastrophe!"

In the human world, not far from the Dao Palace of Longevity, Zhang Xiaoshun let out a long sigh when he saw the sky full of thunder and the face of the Queen Mother disappearing.

He was really scared to death just now. If those thunder and lightning were allowed to fall, even if he and Yang Chan had treasures such as the Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda and the Lotus Lantern, they would be chopped into ashes.

Even if the Queen Mother doesn't kill him, he will have to lie in bed for several months, or even longer.

"She didn't pursue the queen mother anymore? Almost scared me to death."

Beside him, Yang Chan patted her chest with lingering fear, realizing for the first time that the Queen Mother is so terrifying.

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoshun looked at Yang Chan amusedly: "You know you're afraid, don't make trouble if you have nothing to do, even if your mother hits me, it's just a punishment, so you won't get hurt."

"Aren't I worried about you, I..."

After hearing Zhang Xiaoshun's words, Yang Chan subconsciously blurted out, feeling something was wrong when the words came out, her beautiful eyes widened, and she hurriedly covered her mouth.

Staring blankly at Yang Chan's delicate and lovely appearance, Zhang Xiaoshun was a little lost for a moment.

"Look, the eyeballs are all coming out."

Suddenly, an angry and coquettish sound rang in Zhang Xiaoshun's ears.

Chapter 246

Zhang Xiaoshun recovered his senses and quickly looked away, his face was very embarrassing.

Huang'er didn't know when she came to him, and she looked angry and wanted to eat people.

"Hey, Princess Huang'er, you are so beautiful today, everything has become eclipsed in front of you, only you are radiant."

Dazed for a moment, Zhang Xiaoshun subconsciously blurted out.

Huang'er froze, and the next moment she was pleasantly surprised: "Mr. Dao, is what you said true?"

"Of course, when did I lie to you, Princess Huang'er is really beautiful today."

Zhang Xiaoshun was speechless, Huang'er, a silly girl, was so easy to fool, she completely forgot about the unhappiness just now.

But if it's really not easy to fool around, he will have a headache instead.

"No, no, I said the second half of the sentence."

Shaking her head, Huang'er stared at Zhang Xiaoshun with sparkling eyes.

Smiling, Zhang Xiaoshun repeated it: "I said that everything is eclipsed in front of you, only you are radiant!"

"Hee hee, if you have vision, go, go over and appease the people in the city, and explain to them."

The happy Huang'er dragged Zhang Xiaoshun and flew over Chang'an City.

The two told the people in the city that the queen mother was just joking with them, and told them not to worry about it. The relieved people went back to their houses and went their separate ways.

Back at the Dao Palace of Longevity, Zhang Xiaoshun dismissed Hei Xiong and others, and let them go back to their respective places of residence.

Entering his own room, looking at the big hole above his head, Zhang Xiaoshun felt pain in his egg.

Those male immortals will at least think about it when they make a move. This is the first time that someone has smashed the roof of his house.

Don't you know that if you break something in someone else's house, you have to pay for it?

Speechless, Zhang Xiaoshun contacted Wen Zhong with his mobile phone, and asked him to send someone from Tiantinggong to repair it quickly.

Taking Xiaohuan and Yi Qingwu to change palaces again, Zhang Xiaoshun asked them to continue to report on the situation in the past ten days.

Huang'er, who was in a good mood, insisted on following, but Zhang Xiaoshun did not refuse.

After listening to the two women's reports, Zhang Xiaoshun had a general understanding of the situation.

First, there was the issue of Zhetian update. Xiaohuan deliberately suppressed the posting, trying to post as little as possible every day.

Even so, under the crazy rewards of the immortals and Buddhas, the manuscripts were gradually used up, and now there are only a few dozen chapters left.

In terms of games, from time to time, someone asked to become a member and earned a lot of treasures.

The most important thing is the mobile phone problem. Nezha and the others have placed a huge order for millions of mobile phones.

"Fucking grass, what are those goods doing, are you sure it's a million units?"

After listening, Zhang Xiaoshun was dumbfounded, where did so many monsters appear?

Yi Qingwu nodded affirmatively: "It's a million, I have sent them a hundred thousand units before, and they sent all the money from the sale."

Saying that, Yi Qingwu handed over the phone, and Zhang Xiaoshun took it, and was shocked to find that the phone's space was full of all kinds of treasures.

Zhang Xiaoshun, who was stunned for a moment, put all the things into the Qiankun bag, and after a careful inspection, his expression was wonderful.

He found that those things are not just looking at the large number, each one is a rare treasure.

"Tsk tsk, these three guys are quite capable, and there are more monster races in Journey to the West than I thought!"

After a while, Zhang Xiaoshun sighed in his heart, his knowledge of Journey to the West came from his past life memories.

So far, apart from beheading General Yin and a few other monsters, he is going to subdue the black bear.

He hasn't been to other places, so he doesn't know how many monsters there are.

Now that Nezha and the others have placed an order of one million, at least it means that there are millions of monsters.

After thinking for a while, Zhang Xiaoshun had a vague guess that this might have something to do with the Bull Demon King.

This guy has a lot of friends, has many subordinates, and controls many hills.

Hong Hai'er and the others probably approached the Bull Demon King and opened up a channel.

Cuiyun Mountain, this is the place where Princess Iron Fan lives, and the Bull Demon King spends most of his time with Princess Yumian of Jilei Mountain.

At this moment, in the cave mansion, Nezha, Honghaier, and Xiaotiangou are eating meat and drinking heavily.

"Haha, it feels good to be a local tyrant. If you give me anything, some dragons will cut off their own meat and roast it for us to eat."

"That's what you want and what I want, and the rules of heaven have nothing to do with it, so happy."

"You don't know, I have given my little Zi'er a lot of things these days, and she is more and more willing to chat with me."

"Yang Jian, that turkey, I can't stand him burying his head in cultivation and gave him some cultivation tools. He thought I stole them, so he asked if he was irritating. I'm a local tyrant, do I still need to rob him?"

The three of them ate grilled dragon meat, drank a wine that was not very strong but more mellow, chatted happily, and looked like nouveau riche.

Beside her, Princess Iron Fan had a helpless expression on her face: "Holy Infant, please drink less, that's wine, not water."

"Mother, don't worry about me, I, Niu Shengying, are hundreds of years old, not young anymore."

Hong Haier's face was flushed from drinking, and he opened his mouth to drink all the wine in the glass.

Frowning, Princess Iron Fan said in displeasure: "What's wrong with being a few hundred years old, you're not born by a mother if you are a few hundred years old, you want to find a way?"

As she spoke, Princess Iron Fan spat out, and a small fan appeared in her hand.

Seeing the fan, the red boy was terrified, most of the wine was sober, and he jumped up directly.

"Don't, don't, mother, I listen to you, don't drink."

Xiaotiangou and Nezha also looked scared, and hurriedly put away all the wine.

It was the first time that they sold so many treasures when they sold their mobile phones. They were so excited that they drank like today.

That time, Princess Iron Fan tried to persuade Honghaier, but Honghaier not only refused to listen, but even talked back, and Xiaotiangou and Nezha also used the power of alcohol to talk nonsense.

As you can imagine, the three of them were tragic.

Princess Iron Fan suddenly exploded with great power and tortured the three of them with a plantain fan for a whole night.

The feeling of the biting cold wind blowing the body makes one shudder even to think of it.

"That's about the same. If you dare not listen to my old lady, you still don't believe that you can't be ruled."

Seeing the three admitting their love, Princess Iron Fan nodded in satisfaction, took out her phone and snapped a few photos, and sent them to Moments.

——My son is disobedient and drinks with friends. It's really not easy for me as a mother.

After writing a few sentences, Princess Iron Fan posted it.

Soon, a lot of monsters showed up and frantically liked and commented, playing very smoothly.

"It's not easy, don't you see the panicked little eyes of the three of us?"

When he took out his mobile phone and saw his mother's circle of friends, Hong Haier wanted to cry but had no tears.