Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

In the picture, they clearly look like they are being bullied miserably. It should be said that it is not easy to say whether they are good or not.

But in the comments below, without exception, they all praised Princess Iron Fan for teaching her children well, and praised her for being a mother.

Hong Haier, who wanted to cry without tears, showed Nezha and Xiaotiangou his mobile phone. The two turned their grief and anger into appetite, gorged themselves on the dragon meat on the table.

Changsheng Dao Palace, after Zhang Xiaoshun learned about the situation, he sent a message to Nezha, telling him that a batch of mobile phones would be delivered tomorrow.

Outside, Xiaoqing rushed in suddenly, and said anxiously: "Mr. Dao, a woman broke in outside, and she wants to see you by name!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the atmosphere in the room instantly became uncomfortable.

Chapter 247 Consequences of not liking

"Say, where did you get it?"

Huang'er's complexion was unkind, and she glared at Zhang Xiaoshun.

Damn Daojun, didn't he promise not to bring people back in front of his mother before?

Yi Qingwu at the side didn't speak, but Zhang Xiaoshun's scalp tingled for a while with that small resentful look in her eyes.

"How do I know, I've been retreating, and it's not like you don't know about it."

But soon, Zhang Xiaoshun remembered something and gradually calmed down.

All right, who will come to him.

Huang'er thinks about it too, wait to meet the person first and see what the other person's purpose is.

Following Xiaoqing, the three of them left the room.

Outside, a woman in a white palace dress turned her back to them, looking around curiously.

At her feet, the black bear and the horse were lying on their stomachs, not knowing whether they were dead or alive.

"Who dares to come to my Longevity Dao Palace to be presumptuous!"

Zhang Xiaoshun's face changed slightly, and he roared loudly.

When the other party came, he beat up his senior brother and his subordinates first. No matter how you looked at it, he was a bit of a bad comer.

"Hey, the little guy has a big temper!"

Amid the laughing voice, the woman who turned her back to Zhang Xiaoshun and the others slowly turned around.

Zhang Xiaoshun's face turned pale in an instant, and he stammered, "Mother, Empress Nuwa?"

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoshun was confused. Isn't this guy in chaos? Why did he run down?

Just come, don't even say hello, with this narrow minded person, shouldn't the words just now have offended you?

"I always feel that you seem to be thinking about something bad!"

Nuwa, or Nuwa's clone, looked at Zhang Xiaoshun with great interest.

By the way, is she that scary? When this kid saw her, it was as if he saw something terrifying, and his face became so ugly.

Beside Zhang Xiaoshun, Huang Er and the others were all stunned.

This woman who suddenly ran over was the Nuwa Empress who made a man out of clay and became a saint?

"Ahem, no, no, I just wonder why the empress came to the world."

Zhang Xiaoshun hurriedly shook his head, not daring to show any hesitation.

If he is found out, he has no doubt that Nuwa will beat him up on the spot.

From what Tong Tian said about Qingluan beating him, he knew how fussy this guy was.

"Why can't I come, besides this is just my avatar."

Cursing her lips, Nuwa looked at Zhang Xiaoshun with a little excitement: "I heard what you said to the Queen Mother before, quickly praise me like that."

"I……"

Zhang Xiaoshun was confused, why did you send Zun to do such a boring thing?

Flattering the Queen Mother was a last resort, for self-protection.

This Taoist Lord is also a person with face and status, how can he flatter without principle?

"Well, come on, believe it or not, I'll beat you up?"

Seeing Zhang Xiaoshun's hesitation, Nuwa's expression dropped.

Zhang Xiaoshun faltered in an instant, so, his arms couldn't hold back his thighs, and his poor principle was instantly pressed to the ground and rubbed.

"Nuwa Empress is always young and beautiful, as beautiful as a flower, like a flower like jade, bright and moving, overwhelming the country and the city, sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon to shame flowers..."

As an immortal cultivator, his memory is many times stronger than that of ordinary people. Zhang Xiaoshun did not miss a single word, and repeated what Queen Mother Kua said.

Nuwa smiled when she heard this, and she couldn't hide the smile at the corner of her mouth.

Zhang Xiaoshun was speechless, a few innocuous words, are you so happy?

After enjoying it for a while, Nuwa still couldn't get enough of it and said, "Do it again."

Zhang Xiaoshun, dumbfounded, could only say it again.

This happened more than ten times in a row, and when Zhang Xiaoshun was about to explode, Nuwa didn't stop.

"Next, it's time to talk about business. Let's think about how to make my empress happy!"

Looking at Zhang Xiaoshun with a grin, Nu Wa's eyes flashed a hint of malice.

For no reason, Zhang Xiaoshun felt flustered, business, what business?

"Boy, do you know the consequences of not giving likes to my mother's circle of friends?"

When Zhang Xiaoshun was thinking about it, Nuwa suddenly roared, and grabbed Zhang Xiaoshun's clothes, which he couldn't dodge.

Upvote, circle of friends?

Zhang Xiaoshun was dumbfounded, is this a serious business?

I heard that if you don't give likes to the circle of friends, there will be cracks in the relationship between each other, and this kind of thing happened to him.

Moreover, the other party also came to the door, as if they were coming to ask the teacher for their crimes.

Zhang Xiaoshun wanted to cry, Niang Niang, a circle of friends, do you have to care so much?

"Your Majesty, I didn't see it. I didn't mean not to give you a like."

People under the eaves had to bow their heads, Zhang Xiaoshun explained with a bitter face.

These female fairies in the Three Realms, ranging from saints to ordinary people, obviously, why are they all so violent.

"Is this an excuse? Is this a reason? You clearly don't put my empress in your eyes. You dared not blacken my empress before, but now you dare not give my empress a like in her circle of friends."

With a soft snort, Nuwa seemed not to let Zhang Xiaoshun go.

Zhang Xiaoshun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, well, all the old accounts were revealed.

"Young lady, tell me, how can I forgive my mistake this time."

Seeing that Nuwa didn't make a move for a long time, Zhang Xiaoshun had vaguely guessed what Nuwa wanted him to do, so he pointed it out directly.

Nuwa showed a teachable look, and said, "I want you to use the words just now to praise me again, and it must be different from the Queen Mother."

"I……"

Zhang Xiaoshun's eyes darkened and he almost fainted. What are you thinking, Ma'am?

The posture of wanting to kill me is for this kind of thing?

Want to be different from the Queen Mother?

God, it still kills me.

Zhang Xiaoshun had a bitter face. When he praised the Queen Mother, he said all the words he could think of, and now he ran out of words!

Faced with Nuwa's increasingly unkind eyes, Zhang Xiaoshun bit the bullet and started talking.

"It seems as if the moon is covered by light clouds, and the snow flutters like the flowing wind. Looking at it from a distance, it is as bright as the sun rising in the morning glow; when observing it by force, it is burning like a flower coming out of Lubo."

"Slender and slender, shortened to fit. If the shoulders are shaved, the waist is as regular. The neck is stretched, and the quality is exposed. Fangze..."

"Stop, stop, what are you talking about, don't think I don't know that this is a love letter from Cao Zijian to Luoshen!"

Before Zhang Xiaoshun finished speaking, he was interrupted by Nuwa, his eyes gradually became dangerous.

The flustered Zhang Xiaoshun's head was spinning faster than the speed of light, seeking to save himself.

All of a sudden, his eyes light up, the ancient ones are not good, he can come to the modern ones, Nu Wa must have never heard of them.

"The breeze blows the leaf waves, and the setting sun hides from the clouds to peek, and sees a beautiful girl coming in front of the gate of the Taoist palace, her eyes are shining like stars, and her eyebrows are curved like a crescent moon."

"Wearing a white palace dress, as white as her snowy skin, she is sighing softly, sighing for that ruthless man, thinking about it with tears in her eyes..."

After choosing a song about a girl in his previous life, Zhang Xiaoshun changed it and read it directly.

In the middle of reading, Zhang Xiaoshun stopped abruptly, lying on the grass, the words came out smoothly, and he didn't have time to change them.

"Continue, why don't you continue, dare to say that my mother misses the ruthless man, and tears come to her eyes?"

The flames in Nu Wa's eyes were fierce, this bastard boy, what is he boasting about her, although it sounds good, but you can't make up my empress like this!

"Don't, ma'am, listen to me first, the boy just twitched his mouth for a moment and made a mistake, can you try again?"

The terrified Zhang Xiaoshun looked like he was about to cry, almost begging.

Nuwa smiled coldly: "You can do it all over again, but my empress wants to let out the anger first."

Chapter 248 The Threat From Nuwa

"When Empress Nuwa turned her head, the grass grows and the warbler flies to the February sky."

"The Empress Nuwa turned her head back twice, and the Buddha of the Sanqing Dynasty was not a fairy."

"Empress Nuwa turned her head three times, the world changed and the situation changed."

"Empress Nuwa turned her head around..."

In the courtyard, Zhang Xiaoshun, whose nose was bruised and face swollen from the beating, racked his brains pitifully to please Nuwa.

Nuwa said that if she doesn't satisfy her, Zhang Xiaoshun doesn't need to be a man in the future.

The frightened Zhang Xiaoshun used all the methods in his mind to make girls happy.

"Okay, okay, my empress is very happy today, let's continue tomorrow!"

Seeing Zhang Xiaoshun's posture about to cry, Nuwa waved her hands, smiled and walked towards an empty palace.

Zhang Xiaoshun breathed a sigh of relief, and slumped on the ground.

Looking at Nuwa's figure, he suddenly remembered something, and roared out in grief and anger: "Your Majesty, you mean to continue tomorrow?"

"Yeah, why, is there a problem?"

Showing a wicked smile, Nuwa turned her head and said as a matter of course.

"Heaven, earth, kill me!"

Zhang Xiaoshun looked up to the sky and cried out, this day is so unbearable.

He was considering whether to run away.

"Don't think about running. If you run, I don't guarantee what will happen. For example, you will transform into a woman."

Seeming to have guessed what Zhang Xiaoshun was thinking, Nuwa threw a word.

Zhang Xiaoshun, who had just had this idea, snuffed it out in an instant, woohoo, how could it be like this, it's too bullying.

"Hey, it's okay, even if you become a woman, I won't leave you."

Huang'er came over and took Zhang Xiaoshun's hand to comfort him.