Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

It's okay if it's not comforting, but once comforting Zhang Xiaoshun, he becomes more and more sad.

"Don't mention women, Princess Huang'er, we are still good friends."

"Hee hee, the empress may be teasing you, don't take it seriously."

Of course Huang'er knew that Zhang Xiaoshun was joking, so she smiled.

Zhang Xiaoshun smiled wryly in his heart, teasing me, not necessarily, with that guy's temperament, maybe he dared to do it.

Thinking of the scene of him turning into a woman at that time, Zhang Xiaoshun had the urge to find a crack in the rock and sneak in.

"Don't worry, Daojun, your empress is not that kind of person. In fact, I really want to see what Daojun will look like when he becomes a woman. She must be more beautiful than us."

"Yes, yes, the Taoist monarch who turned into a woman is definitely the number one beauty in the Three Realms."

Yang Chan and Xiao Qing laughed and spoke, looking at Zhang Xiaoshun's expression with great interest.

Depressed Zhang Xiaoshun glared at Xiaoqing resentfully, why did you mention this in a polite way, the San Shengmu was spoiled by you.

Only Yi Qingwu and Xiaohuan, these two people from Zhang Xiaoshun's inner world, didn't make fun of Zhang Xiaoshun.

Of course, it also includes Ma Sui who is a little silly.

As for the black bear, seeing that guy's eyes shining, he must be thinking of something bad.

Zhang Xiaoshun, who had been tossed around for most of the night, had time to practice when it was almost dawn.

When I woke up, it was already noon.

Zhang Xiaoshun took his mobile phone, opened the bookstore, and began to write Zhetian.

By the time it was getting dark, he had written more than 600 chapters, which was enough to post for a while.

Zhang Xiaoshun didn't stop until the TV was set up in the sky above Chang'an City.

It's not that he doesn't want to stop, he's afraid of being dragged by Nu Wa to continue the scene from yesterday.

When he was writing the book, Nuwa was watching from the side all the time, making Zhang Xiaoshun tremble with fear.

Fortunately, the prequel of the Lotus Lantern attracted Nuwa's attention, and Zhang Xiaoshun was temporarily relieved.

The prequel of the Lotus Lantern broadcast on the air is the No.20 seven episodes.

It mainly talks about the situation that the Jade Emperor adopted Jin Chanzi's suggestion and entrusted Yang Jian and others.

Yang Jian was named Xiansheng Erlang Zhenjun, and he was stationed at Guanjiangkou. His brothers Meishan and Xiaotiangou both had official positions.

Yang Chan was named the Three Holy Mothers and stationed in Huashan.

And Li Jing was named the king of heaven, and Nezha enjoyed the treatment of a prince.

Originally, Yang Jian was unwilling, but he saw with his celestial eyes that if the trouble continued, it would bring endless suffering to all beings in the three realms, so he finally agreed.

But he has a request, listen to the tune but not the announcement, only the Jade Emperor's will can be mobilized.

Looking at the picture in the air, Nu Wa, who was enjoying watching it, suddenly remembered something and looked at Zhang Xiaoshun.

"How did you know about Baolian Lantern and Yang Jian's family? Your master told you?"

"Not all, there are many rumors I got from the folks."

Zhang Xiaoshun, who was stunned for a moment, hurriedly replied, could it be that the matter of the Lotus Lantern has not been reported.

No way, if it is not passed on, how will future generations know?

"If I remember correctly, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother completely blocked this matter at that time, so it is impossible for the common people to know!"

Nuwa looked at Zhang Xiaoshun with deep meaning and smiled slightly.

Zhang Xiaoshun's face was slightly stiff, and he forced himself to explain: "There is no impenetrable wall in the world. Maybe the world will not tell it, but they can pass on the story!"

Unexpectedly, Zhang Xiaoshun would say these words, Nuwa thought thoughtfully: "It makes sense, no wonder Tongtian likes it, and his understanding is not bad."

"Hey, thank you for your compliment."

Unexpectedly, Nuwa would praise him, Zhang Xiaoshun grinned.

Nuwa ignored her, turned to Yang Chan, and suddenly said, "Yang Chan, you have a good uncle!"

"what?"

Yang Chan was slightly taken aback, not quite understanding what Nu Wa meant in her words.

Although she accepted the title of Heavenly Court, she just didn't want to bring disaster to the Three Realms.

But this does not mean that she forgave the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

Back then, her father, elder brother, and mother Yao Ji all died indirectly at the hands of the two of them.

Although they didn't do it themselves, they ordered it.

"When it's time for you to understand, you will understand, and you don't need to know now."

Nuwa shook her head, but she didn't tell Yang Chan.

Beside, Zhang Xiaoshun was thoughtful, hearing Nuwa's meaning, Yang Chan's lotus lantern might have been obtained by the Jade Emperor.

Otherwise, Nu Wa would not have said these words.

"Add me VV. If you don't understand anything about cultivation, you can ask me. The mobile phone developed by this kid is a good thing."

At this time, Nuwa spoke again, took out her mobile phone, and told Yang Chan the VV number.

Surprised Yang Chan hastily added, this is a saint, how many people want to get a word of advice from her, but she has such a chance.

Looking at this scene, Zhang Xiaoshun showed a faint smile. In fact, the moment Nuwa gave Yang Chan the lotus lamp, Nuwa had already accepted her as his apprentice.

Adding VV now is just to more conveniently guide Yang Chan to practice.

I knew it in my heart, but Zhang Xiaoshun didn't say anything.

After 27 episodes, 28 episodes followed.

Yang Jian and Ao Cunxin get married and entertain the fairies.

Although the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother did not allow the heavenly gods to participate, their wedding was still very lively.

The following is the story of Yang Jian and Ao Cunxin not having a very happy life after they got married and encountering various problems.

Because of Ao Cunxin, Nezha and Yang Jian were estranged, and the Meishan brothers left, and Yang Chan did not dare to get too close.

"Third Holy Mother, does your second brother Yang Jian really have such a good friend?"

Seeing this passage, Zhang Xiaoshun suddenly asked Yang Chan, his eyes full of gossip.

Yang Chan was speechless, curled her lips and said, "Do you think it's possible? If so, seeing you insulting my sister-in-law so much, my second brother won't settle accounts with you!"

"Is that so, is it true that your second brother and Chang'e have a crush on Fairy Chang'e?"

The curious Zhang Xiaoshun continued to ask, this is a big gossip in the Three Realms.

Chapter 249

Yang Chan was surprised, her eyes flickered slightly: "Creative love? Do you like the meaning of not letting the other party know?"

"You have to ask my second brother about this, maybe there may be. Back then, I felt that the relationship between the two of them was not normal."

"Okay, Yang Jian is a sullen guy, he dared to play with Fairy Chang'e, tsk tsk."

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoshun smacked his mouth, and for some reason, he felt a little pissed.

But that's all, and it's quickly forgotten.

The air TV continued, Wu Ge was going to be sentenced to death.

After hearing the news, the fox girl asked Yang Jian and Nezha for help. After the two refused, she went to heaven alone.

Nezha, who was afraid that something would happen to her, hurriedly followed.

After the TV broadcast, Zhang Xiaoshun ran away, planning to go back to the house and pretend to be closed.

In this case, Nuwa would be too embarrassed to embarrass him!

It's just that he obviously thought a little too easily, and the figure who ran out was abruptly pulled back by Nuwa.

"Mother, I suddenly thought of a good idea, which can be made into a new TV. Let me go, wait for me to write the plot first, otherwise I won't be able to catch it if I miss the time."

Zhang Xiaoshun struggled with teeth and claws, but how could he escape from the hands of a saint.

Even if the other party came, it was just a clone.

"It's okay, I believe that when you have no idea, I will give you a good beating."

Nuwa smiled and opened her mouth, not being fooled by Zhang Xiaoshun's lame excuse at all.

Zhang Xiaoshun was dumbfounded, lying on the grass, what a powerful reason.

A group of people fell into the courtyard from the roof of the palace, and Nuwa began her inhuman torture.

"Quickly praise my empress, how about this, first come fifty lines of ancient poetry!"

"Hands are like catkins, skin is like creamy fat, collar is like grub, teeth are like gourd rhinoceros, gnat's head is moth eyebrows, smile is sweet, eyes are beautiful."

"Looking back and smiling at Bai Meisheng, there is no color in the three worlds."

……

Zhang Xiaoshun had a bitter face, feeling that life was in darkness, when would such a day be the end.

God, come to an angel, save me, I am not a master of learning, why do you force me to recall these painful memories?

Zhang Xiaoshun, who was about to be driven crazy, prayed indiscriminately, and didn't think about the angel he was looking forward to. He would probably be blown to death by Nuwa in one breath.

"Next are [-] idioms, don't repeat them!"

Zhang Xiaoshun finally got through the poetry test, and Nuwa asked her to continue praising her with idioms.

Zhang Xiaoshun, who wanted to bang his head against the wall, started with a sad face.

"Niangniang with bright teeth and bright eyes, born with beauty, heavenly fragrance and national beauty, alluring country and city, beautiful face and beautiful appearance, like flowers and jade... Bright eyes and white teeth!"

"Stop, White Teeth and Bright Eyes and Bright Eyes and White Teeth are repeated, start over!"

Zhang Xiaoshun, who was halfway through shouting, was stopped by Nuwa.

Resisting the urge to scream, Zhang Xiaoshun had no choice but to start over honestly.

"Okay, you passed the test, next is the sentences of different lengths like yesterday, let's also make fifty sentences!"

After the idiom, Nuwa turned to make new demands.

Zhang Xiaoshun couldn't bear it any longer, and yelled angrily: "Your Majesty, you'd better kill me!"

"If you kill me, wouldn't that be cheap for you? Whether you want to boast or not, if you don't, I can use my power of creation to turn you into a woman."

"Don't bet on whether I can do it, you ask yourself if you dare to take this risk."

A smirk appeared on the corner of Nuwa's mouth, and Zhang Xiaoshun shuddered inexplicably at the sight of the two small canine teeth.

Looking at Nuwa who was smiling like a flower in front of him, Zhang Xiaoshun didn't find it cute at all. He seemed to see a little devil with two horns growing out of his head.

"Master, I finally know why you don't dare to offend Empress Nuwa anymore. Huh, I really can't afford to offend you."

Zhang Xiaoshun cried bitterly in his heart, wiped away the non-existent tears pitifully, and thought quickly in his mind.

On the side, the black bear trembled as he watched Zhang Xiaoshun's miserable state, it was so frightening.

That is to say, Daojun is educated. If it were him, wouldn't he be turned into a female bear long ago.

Thinking about it, the black bear subconsciously lowered his head and glanced, suddenly felt the cool breeze, and his body was covered with goose bumps.

As for Huang'er and his daughters, they covered their mouths and snickered, happy to see Zhang Xiaoshun's pitiful appearance.

Even Xiaohuan and Yi Qingwu secretly covered their mouths, feeling overjoyed.

"Ah, empress, your graceful and graceful demeanor, charming and pretty appearance, charming and decent behavior, and elegant and generous conversation have become the focus of this world from the very beginning."

"Ah, empress, you are a butterfly among the flowers and a bud among the lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you are always so dignified and beautiful."

"Ah, ma'am..."

In the end, Zhang Xiaoshun didn't know how it ended, he only knew that at the end, he had lost any nostalgia for life.