Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

Chapter 300 Unlucky Four Spirits

"Ungrateful, wolf-hearted!"

"It's unlucky, I'm here for a beating!"

On the way out of Yaochi, Zhang Xiaoshun was indignant and muttered.

At this time, he had a big face like a pig's head, and his nose was smashed crookedly.

The queen mother's attack was the same as always, which was called ruthless.

"It's a wave in the waves, I'm so happy today, the sun is shining, the wind is beautiful, and the mood is refreshing!"

Lu Dongbin was gloating at the side, very happy.

Daojun dared to suggest that Princess Zi'er be with that mortal, she deserved the beating.

"Why can't I miss the Queen Mother, can I still miss you?"

Zhang Xiaoshun was so angry in his heart, who are these people!

Before Lu Dongbin could react, Zhang Xiaoshun's fairy rope had already sprung out and tied Lu Dongbin up.

Lu Dongbin, who was stunned for a moment, began to use his mana, his figure swelled, and he gradually lifted up the immortal rope.

Although it is true that the Immortal Binding Rope is a treasure, the gap in strength between him and Zhang Xiaoshun is really big.

It's just that what Zhang Xiaoshun needs is such a momentary buffer, enough for him to take one shot.

Immediately following the immortal rope, he held up the Qiankun Ruler in his other hand, and it was a ruler according to Lu Dongbin's buttocks.

After beating Lu Dongbin, Zhang Xiaoshun turned into a phoenix, took away the fairy rope and the universe ruler, plunged into the crack of space, and disappeared.

"I, me, me, lying on the grass, Lord Daoist, stop for me!"

The furious Lu Dongbin let out a roar, his face flushed red, and he turned into a sword light and chased in the direction where Zhang Xiaoshun disappeared.

In the same place, Zhang Kui and Gao Lanying were stunned for a moment, and laughed unscrupulously.

The majestic Pure Yang Sword Immortal was spanked?

In Yaochi, the Queen Mother obviously noticed the situation outside, couldn't help laughing, and shook her head.

Although the Jade Emperor beside him was also laughing, he was thinking more.

"This kid's transformation technique is not simple. To be precise, it's not a transformation technique. It's the Awakening Transformation in the mortal cultivation legend he wrote."

After thinking for a while, the Jade Emperor's eyes lit up, and a bold idea suddenly came to his mind.

It seems unrealistic to ask that kid, but he can do his own research!

Not only the Jade Emperor, but many people in Tianting have noticed what happened before.

As soon as there is a fluctuation in mana in the heavenly court, all the strong will definitely throw their spiritual sense to check the situation immediately.

"It's the trick from last time again, this method is very good."

Qinghua Hall, the Antarctic Emperor Qinghua, his eyes are slightly bright, and he is a little eager to be pampered.

Gou Chengong, who was looking at the overshadowing Emperor Gou Chen, turned over and sat up. After thinking for a while, his figure disappeared out of thin air.

In a beautiful mountain forest to the east, there are towering ancient trees everywhere. A man in Tsing Yi was half lying on a chair, his face full of contentment, and he was fighting landlords with his mobile phone.

Suddenly, a figure appeared behind him silently, and directly smashed it with a stick.

The man in Tsing Yi, who hadn't been able to defend himself in time, tilted his head and fainted instantly when the other party had no intention of doing mental calculations.

The mobile phone in his hand fell to the ground with a "click".

It was none other than Emperor Gouchen who came to attack the man in Tsing Yi.

"Qinglong, I'm sorry, I will borrow some things from you."

With a mutter, he hooked Chen and pointed like a knife, and slashed lightly on the body of Qinglong who had turned into a human form.

With Gou Chen Zhunsheng's strength, he broke through the Qinglong's defense in an instant, and several dragon scales and large streams of blood gushed out.

Gou Chen hurriedly took out a jade bottle, took a bottle, and then cast a spell to seal Qinglong's wound.

After finishing all this, Gou Chen looked around and his figure slowly disappeared.

Almost at the moment when Gou Chen left, another figure appeared, who appeared to be Emperor Qinghua.

Seeing the comatose Qinglong, Emperor Qinghua was a little dazed, it was all right, why did Qinglong faint?

Before he had time to think too much, he came to Qinglong's side and slapped a jade seal on it.

This was done naturally to prevent Qinglong from waking up.

The unlucky Qinglong trembled in a coma, as if he felt pain.

Breaking open the defense, taking the dragon scales, bleeding, the actions of Emperor Qinghua were exactly the same as Gou Chen's.

At the same time, the other three of the four spirits all encountered similar situations and were beaten with sap.

Those who can knock the four spirits unconscious are naturally quasi-sages without exception.

"Good guy, you are one step ahead."

After leaving Yaochi, the Jade Emperor, who intends to study the Jingzhe Transformation, first swept to Qinglong's place with his spiritual sense.

As a result, I happened to witness Laozi's avatar, and the Taishang Laojun was cutting Qinglong's skin to get blood.

As if sensing the peeping of the Jade Emperor, Taishang Laojun grinned into the air and made a silent gesture.

The speechless Jade Emperor, his spiritual sense left Qinglong's place and ran to Xuanwu's side.

What he didn't expect was that Xuanwu was also facing a similar situation. Emperor Zhenwu was receiving blood with a jade bottle.

The Jade Emperor, dumbfounded, glanced at the place where the White Tiger and Suzaku were.

Although he didn't see anyone here, he saw two people in a coma.

Obviously, they were also knocked unconscious before, and the blood was taken from their bodies.

Withdrawing his consciousness, the Jade Emperor first came to the place of the white tiger.

Almost the moment he appeared, the Queen Mother came out from the void on the other side.

"Hey, so you want to study too!"

The Jade Emperor coughed lightly, his face inevitably a little embarrassed.

Before he told the Queen Mother that there was a small matter that needed to be dealt with, but in the end he came here to steal blood.

At this moment, Bai Hu's body trembled, as if he was about to wake up.

Almost out of an instinctive reaction, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother each flew out a palm print and slapped it on the white tiger's head.

Poor Baihu, who hadn't woken up yet, was knocked unconscious again.

"you first!"

The Jade Emperor looked at the Queen Mother and smiled flatteringly.

Wuyu glanced at the Jade Emperor, and the Queen Mother didn't talk nonsense, so she quickly operated on and let the blood out.

Zhang Xiaoshun didn't know that using the Zheshen Transformation again would bring such a disaster to Si Ling. At this time, he had fled back to the shooting scene.

"Daojun, this sword fairy is not finished with you!"

With a howl of swords, Lu Dongbin chased after him and went straight to Zhang Xiaoshun.

"True Monarch, stop him."

Zhang Xiaoshun shouted in fright, didn't he just slap your ass, as for chasing him endlessly?

Yang Jian listened to Zhang Xiaoshun's words very much, a three-pointed two-edged knife appeared in his hand, and blocked Lu Dongbin with an unfriendly expression.

"Stop, or don't blame me for being rude."

"I……"

Lu Dongbin was so angry that he almost smoked. Isn't this cheating.

Looking at the doubtful eyes of the people around him, Lu Dongbin coughed lightly and said, "We're just playing, we're just playing."

Seeing that Lu Dongbin withdrew his breath, Yang Jian silently put away the three-pointed two-edged knife.

Slightly relieved, Zhang Xiaoshun glanced at Yang Jian with satisfaction, it was indeed reliable.

Suddenly at this moment, Zhang Xiaoshun suddenly noticed that the eyes of the people looking at him were not quite right, he was taken aback for a moment, and he immediately realized something.

Just now, Lu Dongbin ran away in a hurry, but he didn't restore his face to its original shape.

The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, Zhang Xiaoshun hurriedly took out an anti-swelling pill and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Don't, Daojun, what you did just now is actually quite cute."

A chuckle sounded, and Zhang Xiaoshun saw that it was the Jade Rabbit from Chang'e's family.

With a black face, he flicked the jade rabbit's smooth forehead, Zhang Xiaoshun said angrily: "You are cute, go play in the mud while you are free!"

"Is there any mud in Heaven!" Jade Rabbit said pitifully, clutching his forehead.

Everyone was so teased that they burst out laughing one by one.

Suddenly at this moment, Nu Wa covered her mouth and snickered, "We all saw the scene where you were beaten just now!"

Chapter 301 Grief

Did you see it all?

Zhang Xiaoshun's body froze suddenly, and he looked at Nuwa stiffly, are you kidding me?

Not only did you see such a shameful scene, but there was more than one person?

"Just now the Jade Emperor broadcast live, how is it, surprised or not, hehe!"

Next to her, Nine Heavens Profound Girl smiled and admired Zhang Xiaoshun's expression with relish.

Turning blankly to Nine Heavens Profound Girl, Zhang Xiaoshun glanced at everyone one by one.

After realizing that everyone was looking like they wanted to laugh, he suddenly let out a scream of grief and indignation.

"Old Jade Emperor, I am not finished with you!"

Zhang Xiaoshun was so angry that the so-called hitting people without slapping them in the face, and exposing others without revealing their faults, the Jade Emperor actually broadcast this kind of scandal for everyone to know.

From now on, where will he put his face as the Daoist of Changsheng, and how will he see people.

The immortals looked at Zhang Xiaoshun who was full of anger in silence. In the Three Realms, apart from the saints, the one who dares to say that about the Jade Emperor is probably only the Taoist Lord!

No, there was a monkey who dared to call Jade Emperor that, but that was purely because he was young and ignorant.

To be honest, Daojun is definitely No.1 among saints.

Those saints did not confiscate their disciples, but the only one who dared to speak like this was Daojun.

The Jade Emperor, who had just stolen the white tiger's blood and was about to steal the blood of the Suzaku bird, heard the sound resounding through most of the heavens, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching wildly.

I also want to save face, boy, can you show some mercy!

The speechless Jade Emperor plunged headlong into a piece of fiery red magma, which is the residence of Lihuo Suzaku in the south of the Four Spirits.

On the production team of Lotus Lantern, an angry Zhang Xiaoshun took out his mobile phone and contacted Xiaohuan.

"Block Jade Emperor's live broadcast for me, and he is not allowed to start broadcasting within three years."

Come on, hurt each other, who is afraid of whom!

Zhang Xiaoshun curled his lips, if this old guy dares to make a fuss again, even his cell phone will be blocked.

All the immortals looked at each other in blank dismay, the Taoist Lord was so headstrong.

I am used to mobile phones, let alone three years, and I feel uncomfortable without playing for a day.

Especially the Jade Emperor, who is still a celebrity in the live broadcast, broadcasts various court meetings, heavenly courts, and his life every day.

In addition to the immortals, there are many fans of the Jade Emperor here in the world, and every one of the Jade Emperor flocked in frantically as soon as the broadcast started.