Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

Even Buddhism and the underworld, as well as the newly joined Yaozu, there are many people who are paying attention to the Jade Emperor.

Seeing the crazy look of the Jade Emperor who couldn't live broadcast, the immortals couldn't help but be speechless.

By that time, the Jade Emperor will not go crazy!

It's scary to think about what the crazy Jade Emperor will do.

"The Dao Lord is powerful, the Dao Lord is mighty, and the Dao Lord is domineering!"

Just when everyone was quiet, someone clapped their hands and shouted.

The immortals looked at it in astonishment, and found that it was the Nine Heavens Profound Girl with an excited face.

"I always feel that Xuannv is trying to die again!"

Seeing this, the corners of the mouths of the others twitched wildly. Nine Heavens Xuannv was in the Heavenly Court, and she was a well-known death madman.

From the Queen Mother of the Jade Emperor to the other great emperors in the heaven, there is no one who has not offended her.

As for the rest, not to mention, I don't know how many times I have offended them.

If it wasn't for his strength, he would have been knocked down countless times.

Although she has strength, Nine Heavens Xuannv has been beaten a lot.

The rest of the quasi-sages are all men, so it's not easy to make a move, but the Queen Mother didn't have those concerns, and she really didn't take care of the Nine Heavens Profound Girl.

It's just that Nine Heavens Profound Girl never had a long memory, and was still frantically probing on the verge of death.

"The Dao Lord is powerful, the Dao Lord is mighty, and the Dao Lord is domineering!"

"The Dao Lord is powerful, the Dao Lord is mighty, and the Dao Lord is domineering!"

Suddenly, two people shouted one after another.

The immortals looked at it, but they saw that it was the Jade Rabbit from Chang'e's family and Yang Chan, the Three Holy Mothers.

The speechless immortals laughed, could it be contagious even if they died?

Now that this situation approves of Daojun's approach, isn't it a crazy slap in the face of the Jade Emperor?

Who would be too idle to shout such words.

But the facts are right in front of our eyes, and some people really dare to shout, and they shout very vigorously.

The Jade Emperor, who just stole a bottle of Suzaku blood from the magma, looked at this side strangely, what happened again, it seemed very lively!

"That's right, Daojun, I saw an unknown trumpet a few days ago, but the explanation was Tathagata, and they broadcast you live."

At this time, Nine Heavens Xuannv, who had shouted slogans several times with Yutu and Yang Chan, came over and said loudly.

Dazed for a moment, Zhang Xiaoshun suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart for no reason.

"Hee hee, do you really want to know what they are broadcasting live?"

Looking at Zhang Xiaoshun, Nine Heavens Xuannv showed a sunny smile with her teeth exposed.

Before she could ask, Nine Heavens Xuannv suddenly held her stomach and giggled, almost in tears.

With a dark face, the veins on Zhang Xiaoshun's forehead twitched for a long time before he resisted the urge to give this guy a kick.

What is the live broadcast, it's so funny?

"Giggle, hee hee, I can't do it, I'm laughing to death, who, who will tell Daojun."

After a long time, Nine Heavens Profound Girl reluctantly stopped.

The jade rabbit next to her also laughed for a long time, but her smile was much higher than that of Jiutian Xuannv.

At this moment, after hearing what Xuannv Jiutian said, Yutu explained to Zhang Xiaoshun.

"Before, it seemed that in the palace on earth, you bullied that guy in the royal robe."

Just as Yutu opened his mouth, Zhang Xiaoshun already thought of something when he heard the words "Human Palace".

At that time, I was so angry that Lao Tzu dealt with it, so he vented his anger on Li Shimin.

He was so angry that he couldn't control that much, so he rode directly on Li Shimin and beat him up violently.

Originally, he thought that no one knew about it, but now he heard what Yutu meant, and it has been broadcast live!

Now that the mobile phones have been sold, I don’t know how many, let alone all, about one tenth of the people should have seen it.

"Ah, what bastard secretly broadcast it, the honor of this Daojun's first life, he is also mad at this Daojun."

Zhang Xiaoshun was in a frenzy, roaring in grief and indignation.

It's amazing to be strong, can you secretly broadcast people's privacy if you are strong?

Feeling suffocated in his heart, Zhang Xiaoshun urgently needed to find a vent.

When his eyes fell on Lu Dongbin who was smiling happily, Zhang Xiaoshun's eyes lit up suddenly.

"Zhenjun, hold this guy down for me."

The immortal rope in his hand flew out, and Zhang Xiaoshun roared at the same time.

It's just that there is a lesson from before, this time just after seeing the golden light appearing in Zhang Xiaoshun's hand, Lu Dongbin has already run away far away.

"Hold him for me, whoever holds him, I will satisfy his request."

Zhang Xiaoshun, who was so angry, couldn't control it anymore, and shouted at the top of his voice.

Lu Dongbin, who hadn't run far, suddenly stiffened slightly, lying on the grass, Daojun, you are going too far, you are shameless!

Without giving Lu Dongbin a chance to respond, a group of people who wanted to get Zhang Xiaoshun's request surrounded Lu Dongbin with malicious faces.

This includes Nuwa's avatar, Qingluan, the quasi-sage, and Nine Heavens Xuannv, the Da Luo Xeon.

Surrounded by such a large group of masters, it was impossible for Lu Dongbin to run away, and was tragically captured.

Zhang Xiaoshun didn't say a word, he rushed over to Lu Dongbin whose strength had been sealed, and beat him up.

This time he learned a lesson and kept a proper distance so as not to become another joke.

"Lying on the grass, can you not slap your face, this sword fairy has such a handsome and handsome face."

"Oh, you still fight. To be honest, Daojun, are you jealous of the beauty of this sword fairy?"

Lu Dongbin jumped up and down, yelling, making Zhang Xiaoshun even more angry.

After a long time, Zhang Xiaoshun, who was angry, finally gave up with satisfaction.

Just looking at the image of Lu Dongbin at this time, it is inevitable to be a little depressed.

Chapter 302

Zhang Xiaoshun's original plan was to beat Lu Dongbin into a pig's head.

But now he found that Lu Dongbin was still intact, not to mention his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, his face was not broken.

Of course Zhang Xiaoshun knew the reason, and it had something to do with his strength.

Although Nuwa and others came forward to seal Lu Dongbin's cultivation, it was impossible to reduce his physical strength.

As a Taiyi powerhouse, his body has been tempered and tempered, and it has long been harder than gold and iron.

Zhang Xiaoshun's strength is only in the late stage of human immortality, and there is an unknown distance between him and Taiyi.

Even if Lu Dongbin didn't defend himself, Zhang Xiaoshun couldn't be hurt by relying on the strength of his body alone.

To put it simply, it was a tenth-level trumpet who met a full-level tuba.

Even if the trumpet took off the equipment and stood there and let the trumpet fight, it still wouldn't work.

"It's like scratching like a little girl, so you can't use some strength!"

Seeing Zhang Xiaoshun's gloomy appearance, Lu Dongbin flicked the hair on his forehead triumphantly, and his tone was so annoying.

Being compared to a little girl, the anger in Zhang Xiaoshun's heart surged up again.

Great man, damn Lu Dongbin, you actually compare me to a woman?

It's just that before Zhang Xiaoshun could make a move, someone rushed up first.

What Lu Dongbin said just now is a bit destructive.

What does it mean to be scratching like a little girl? From the ears of the fairies around, it clearly meant to belittle them.

Recently, the female fairies are making a fuss about the female gods, how can they tolerate people saying that about them.

"Lu Dongbin, what do you mean by saying that you look down on our girls?"

The first one to step forward was Nuwa's avatar, with unkind eyes.

Lu Dongbin, who was stunned for a moment, immediately realized what was going on, and secretly screamed in his heart.

Lying on the grass, patronizing the comfort of his mouth, Qi Daojun accidentally provoked a tigress.

"That's right, what is a little girl, and where is she so small?"

Nine Heavens Xuannv feared that the world would not be chaotic, so she went up yelling loudly, puffing out her chest on purpose.

The dazed Zhang Xiaoshun glanced subconsciously, and his face was immediately covered with black lines.

I didn't pay attention before, but now I found out that Jiutian Xuannv is an airport, and it's a flat river.

As far as this is concerned, I am ashamed to say that it is not small, it is not ordinary level than ordinary level!

One couldn't hold back, Zhang Xiaoshun laughed out loud, and the bad breath aroused by Lu Dongbin dissipated in his heart.

Nine Heavens Xuannv noticed Zhang Xiaoshun's laughter, but thought she was laughing at Lu Dongbin's death, and didn't think too much about it.

If she knew that Zhang Xiaoshun was laughing at her small breasts, it would be strange if she didn't come here and try her best.

"Little girl scratching? The meaning of Chunyang Sword Immortal is very intriguing. Will this fairy scratch you?"

"Sisters, let's go together, this guy Lu Dongbin is very skinny."

"This guy has always relying on a good look, playing with our women's feelings everywhere.

Someone took the lead, and all the female fairies surrounded them regardless of their cultivation level.

Seeing this battle, Lu Dongbin's face turned pale with fright, he was about to die, he was about to die.

Why is your mouth so owed, can you take back what you said?

"Don't think about begging for mercy, my lady really wants to beat someone up now!"

Without giving Lu Dongbin a chance to beg for mercy, Nuwa kicked him.

Just after being kicked into the sky, Qingluan had already waited long ago and punched him down.

Nine Heavens Xuannv, who couldn't wait for a long time, greeted her with a series of punches, which made Lu Dongbin scream miserably.

Several strong men took turns to beat them several times, and finally it was the turn of the rest of the fairies, who went up and kicked wildly.

Being surrounded in the middle, the people outside couldn't see what was going on, they could only hear Lu Dongbin screaming.

But just listening to the voice, one can know how miserable Lu Dongbin is at the moment.

Among the female immortals, there are many people who are as cultivated as Lu Dongbin, or even higher than him.

"It's so miserable, it's changed today, I can't mess with these fairies in the future."

"It's only now that I understand this truth. I realized it a long time ago. I haven't seen the Jade Emperor be so afraid of the Queen Mother."

"This guy Lu Dongbin was too rough before, he deserved the beating."

While the immortals were discussing, Zhang Xiaoshun had already picked up his mobile phone and started the live broadcast.

It has been secretly broadcast several times before, but this time I also came to broadcast Lu Dongbin's miserable appearance, which is really cool.

As a mobile phone developer, Zhang Xiaoshun certainly would not let go of the opportunity to advertise.

The moment the live broadcast started, various push messages have been pushed to everyone's mobile phones.

In just a short moment, I don't know how many people clicked in.

The screen was focused on Lu Dongbin who was being brutally beaten, and Zhang Xiaoshun began to explain.

"Welcome everyone, come to the scene of the large-scale gang fight in Tianting."