Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

"The one who was besieged was our handsome Chunyang Sword Immortal Lu Dongbin. Relying on his good looks, he played with the feelings of the female fairies everywhere. Finally, today, he aroused the anger of all the female fairies."

"Let me introduce to you, our luxurious siege team, did you see that beautiful flying kick, the one who kicked it was our great sage who made earth and made people, the avatar of God Nuwa."

"The nimble and heroic fairy in the sky, she is Qingluan, the subordinate of Empress Nuwa, on the other side, the one who is throwing punches in a row, and the one who is hitting happily is the fairy of heaven, Nine Heavens Profound Girl!"

Listening to Zhang Xiaoshun's very interesting explanation, the live broadcast room instantly became lively.

All kinds of treasures were bought in a pile in an instant, and many people sold very generously.

Zhang Xiaoshun was beaming with joy, it seemed that this live broadcast was indeed very lucrative.

If he didn't have much free time, he would broadcast a few times if he really wanted to have nothing to do, wouldn't it be profitable.

While watching Zhang Xiaoshun's live broadcast, many people chatted and discussed in the live broadcast room.

Most of the people acted as if they were watching a show, commenting that a certain female fairy was not strong enough, and a certain beating was a little light.

Some people sympathized with Lu Dongbin, but they typed out a series of laughing expressions, obviously gloating.

On the contrary, there are quite a few people who sympathize with Lu Dongbin. Without exception, these people are all believers in Lu Dongbin's world.

"Ami is a Buddha. Is the heavenly court very lively? It's much worse than my Lingshan."

In the treasure temple of Daleiyin Temple, Tathagata watched the live broadcast, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Although it is right to focus on cultivation, it is too boring to be lifeless all day long.

Frowning and thinking for a moment, Tathagata's eyes suddenly lit up, and there was.

Didn't that kid always target his Buddhism, and think that the things in the devil world are caused by his Buddhism?

Anyway, it's okay, if you do something, it's good to get angry with that kid.

In just a short moment, Tathagata had an idea.

When all the bodhisattvas and arhats were found, the Tathagata couldn't wait to say what he meant.

"Today, there is a disciple of the sage of the Qing Dynasty, the Daoist Lord of Changsheng, who has repeatedly bullied my Buddhist school. My Buddhist school does not allow others to handle persimmons. This Buddha decided to fight back."

"After thinking about it again and again, the Buddha plans to hold a Buddha scolding conference, and let everyone in my Lingshan Buddhist sect scold Changsheng Daojun."

"For the situation of the conference, I, the Buddha, will broadcast live simultaneously, watch the reactions of the people in the three realms, and choose the three best ones, and reward them."

Buddha scolded the General Assembly?

All the bodhisattvas and arhats below all looked at the Tathagata dully, Buddha, how did you think of it?

But having said that, it's very interesting!

Chapter 303 Chang'e's doubts

The beating lasted for a full half a day, until Lu Dongbin was completely out of shape, and the fairies didn't stop.

Zhang Xiaoshun deliberately went over to let everyone in the live broadcast room see Lu Dongbin's tragic situation, and just said goodbye to everyone, and turned off the live broadcast.

"Mr. Dao, I want to fight you hard!"

Lu Dongbin's face was full of grief and indignation, the image of this sword fairy!

It's over, it's over, it's completely ruined this time.

Glancing at Lu Dongbin triumphantly, Zhang Xiaoshun laughed loudly: "If you're like this, what can you do to compete with me. You dared to make fun of me before, haha."

Among the female fairies who besieged Lu Dongbin, many of them had high cultivation levels, so breaking the defense was naturally not a problem.

At this time, Lu Dongbin will only be worse than Zhang Xiaoshun who was beaten by the Queen Mother before.

The whole face was bruised and swollen, black and blue, and the eyes were hammered into panda eyes, with only a slit remaining.

Moreover, the left and right eyes are asymmetrical, and the nose is almost flat because it was smashed by the fairy.

Opening his mouth, he was beaten crookedly, and his face was smashed outwards a lot.

Originally, Lu Dongbin's face was rectangular, but now it is a big disc.

Not to mention the body, there are so many footprints.

A pretty good fairy clothes, directly reimbursed.

"Damn it, Daojun, no matter how crazy you are, I, I will tell you your biggest secret."

Staring at Zhang Xiaoshun angrily, Lu Dongbin suddenly threatened.

The dazed Zhang Xiaoshun was confused, my secret, the biggest secret?

Even a sage doesn't know my secret, how do you know, who are you fooling?

Zhang Xiaoshun curled his lips in disdain, thinking that Lu Dongbin was just being mad and talking nonsense.

Seeing Zhang Xiaoshun's expression, the furious Lu Dongbin threw himself out.

"Today I want to tell everyone a breaking news about Daojun!"

As soon as these words were said, everyone's ears were pricked up, and their eyes were full of deep curiosity.

What is Daojun's biggest secret?

"The secret is that Daojun actually doesn't like women, he likes men, he is as good as Long Yang!"

Looking proudly at Zhang Xiaoshun, Lu Dongbin suddenly shouted at the top of his voice.

Zhang Xiaoshun, who was stunned for a long time, suddenly turned into a liver-colored face.

Damn Lu Dongbin, how could he insult the reputation of this Taoist Lord out of thin air.

The so-called goodness of Longyang is simply a matter between a man and a man. In today's words, it is called love.

If Zhang Xiaoshun is beaten to death for this kind of blame, although he does not discriminate against this kind of relationship, he is a normal person and doesn't want to be misunderstood!

After Lu Dongbin yelled, all the immortals looked at Zhang Xiaoshun in the wrong way.

After arguing for a long time, it turned out that Daojun had such a special habit, but I really didn't see it.

"Wow, so you are such a Taoist monarch, why don't you take a second look every time a beautiful woman like Ben Xuannv is in front of you, it turns out that you like men!"

Nine Heavens Profound Girl, who is used to dying, was the first to exclaim, with an exaggerated expression on her face.

Immediately after, Yutu, who seemed to have a bit of a head twitch today, teased Zhang Xiaoshun.

"After a long time of trouble, Daojun is such a person, no wonder he has to like my fairy."

The rest of the female fairies covered their mouths and sniggered, looking at Zhang Xiaoshun with deep meaning.

Ahhh, no, I am not that kind of person.

Zhang Xiaoshun was very frantic in his heart, his angry eyes turned to Lu Dongbin, and he jumped on him.

All he wanted to do now was to beat people up, to beat them to death.

"Ah, Daojun, what are you doing, didn't you stop beating the sword fairy's ass before?"

Lu Dongbin yelled wildly. Anyway, Zhang Xiaoshun broadcasted it live just now, and so many people saw his miserable situation, so he didn't care about losing a little more.

The forward body froze suddenly, Zhang Xiaoshun was in grief and indignation, lying on the grass, Lu Dongbin, where is your face?

How dare you say such a thing in public?

Sure enough, after Lu Dongbin said this, everyone's expressions were slightly stiff, and they looked at Zhang Xiaoshun in shock.

They were a little skeptical before, but now they can't help but believe it a little bit. Could it be that the one Daojun likes is really a man?

No wonder Lu Dongbin chased after Taoist so much just now, it turns out that Taoist...

The immortals didn't dare to think about it anymore, some thin-skinned female immortals couldn't help spitting at Zhang Xiaoshun and Lu Dongbin in a low voice.

You two old masters, how can you do such a shameful thing, just do it, and say it.

In the crowd, Yang Chan's face was dull, is it true, is all this true?

Daojun, it turns out that you like men, and you like Lu Dongbin.

Yang Chan felt heartbroken and wanted to cry.

"Damn Lu Dongbin, you are insulting the reputation of this Daoist Lord and turning you into a little eunuch!"

Zhang Xiaoshun was so angry that he pulled the Zhuxian sword that was suspended to watch the excitement, and pointed it at Lu Dongbin's lower body aggressively.

In an instant, Lu Dongbin turned pale with fright, and hurriedly backed away.

This is Zhu Xian's fierce sword. When he didn't use mana to defend, he could really cut him down with a single sword.

The sharpness of the Zhuxian sword has nothing to do with the strength of the user, but only the power.

Frightening Lu Dongbin, Zhang Xiaoshun heaved a sigh of relief, turned to the crowd, and loudly proved his innocence.

"Everyone, don't believe Lu Dongbin's words. I am definitely a normal person. I used the Qiankun Ruler to draw Lu Dongbin before. He laughed at me for being beaten by the Queen Mother, and I couldn't get angry for a while."

"Oh!"

After hearing Zhang Xiaoshun's explanation, everyone came together in unison.

Zhang Xiaoshun was speechless, with black lines all over his head, what's the matter with your unbelieving expressions.

Ben Daojun has already explained very clearly that he was beaten because he was outraged by Lu Dongbin.

Moreover, the Qiankun ruler was used, and it was not drawn by oneself.

"Everyone must believe in me, this kind of scapegoat will never be betrayed by the Daoist Lord."

Annoyed Zhang Xiaoshun continued to talk to everyone, feeling very helpless.

His gaze swept across the crowd and fell on Yi Qingwu, who pulled her over with his hands and hugged her in his arms.

Yi Qingwu was stunned for a moment, she didn't expect Zhang Xiaoshun to suddenly behave like this in front of so many people, she struggled inexplicably.

Zhang Xiaoshun hastily exerted force, anyway, the souls of the two of them are nothing, and they are actually similar to me.

"Well, what's going on?"

Among the crowd, Chang'e's face suddenly changed slightly at this moment.

She felt that she suddenly fell into a warm embrace, but there was no one around her.

This kind of feeling that I haven't experienced for many years made Chang'e feel a little overwhelmed for a while.

"Look, it's normal for me to have hobbies. I absolutely don't like men."

Facing the crowd, Zhang Xiaoshun spoke loudly, and let go of Yi Qingwu.

Among the crowd, Chang'e also felt the strange feeling disappear at this moment.

Her complexion changed slightly, and her gaze fell directly on Zhang Xiaoshun and Yi Qingwu.

Was all that just a coincidence, or was it because of some reason?

Chang'e frowned. She had a strange feeling when she met Yi Qingwu before.

After going through what happened just now, how could she not understand that there might really be something between her and that woman.

Not only with that woman, but also with Daojun, she also had an inexplicable feeling.

This is also why the first time I met Zhang Xiaoshun, she showed a completely different side.

Even chatting in the group is done in a bold way that she never thought of.

"Who is he, who is she, and why?"

Chang'e's eyebrows became tighter and tighter, all kinds of doubts and puzzles came to her heart, and she felt a little headache.

Chapter 304

After playing around for a while, Zhang Xiaoshun led the crowd to continue filming TV.

But before filming, he sent a message to Xiaohuan, asking him to seal Tathagata's live broadcast.

The live broadcast of him and Li Shimin's trumpet that Yutu mentioned is not Tathagata, and it should be related to Tathagata.