Kidnapped by Princess Changle at the beginning

He rolled his eyes and was about to faint.

……

Chapter 119 Old Kong Can Really Pretend

Chen Chu pushed open the door and walked out with a depressed face.

Cheng Chubi dropped a half-gnawed goose, stepped forward and asked, "Uncle, are you going out? Wait, I'll get some guards to accompany you..."

Chen Chu asked curiously, "Why are you called a guard?"

Cheng Chubi cared and said: "Uncle, don't you know, you are a celebrity now, many people are clamoring to see you, especially the eldest daughters and daughter-in-laws in Chang'an City, after they saw you, they were so excited You can't even close your legs and you can't walk...His Royal Highness the Princess told me to keep an eye on you, don't mess around..."

Chen Chu: "..."

Ugh!

It seems handsome is not an absolute good thing!

So stressful.

You have to take good care of yourself in the future.

He originally planned to leave Duke Lu's mansion to relax, but now it was boring, so he said: "Chubi, let's go, let's shoot arrows..."

The two came to the backyard of Lu Guogong's mansion.

Cheng Chubi stole a horn bow that Cheng Yaojin had treasured for many years and gave it to Chen Chu.

It was the first time for Chen Chu to touch the bow and arrow, but with the knowledge of archery in his mind, he was no stranger to the bow and arrow in front of him.

Cheng Chubi wiped his mouth happily, and said: "Uncle, your martial arts are so high, and your archery skills must also be very good. You are absolutely unparalleled in the world. Show your skills and let me see..."

This kid has become a die-hard fan of Chen Chu.

He wished that Chen Chu's fart would be delicious.

crunch.

The hornbow is fully drawn.

Chen Chu aimed at a target ten steps away.

call out.

An arrow flew out.

Snapped.

The arrow flies away directly above the target.

Missed.

puff.

Seeing this, Cheng Chubi, who was full of anticipation, was stunned and fell down on the tree.

Ten steps away!

Eight-year-olds can shoot it.

Uncle missed the target?

He looked at Chen Chu in a daze.

Chen Chu coughed and said, "This bow is quite strange. It's my first time to shoot. I have no experience. I shoot faster..."

After all, he took a few steps forward.

Seeing that there are only six steps away from the target.

creak.

Draw the bow and let go.

call out.

An arrow flew out.

The arrow deviated from the target at a speed visible to the naked eye.

puff!

Chen Chu was really about to vomit blood.

This cheating skill is really not wrong at all.

A hundred steps to wear Yang, within a hundred steps, you can only wear Yang, and you can't do anything else.

Cheng Chubi got up, patted his buttocks, and said: "Uncle, don't be upset, my father said that no one can be perfect, your martial arts are so good, archery is generally normal, for example, if my father can fight, he looks good Ugly, my brother can fight, but also looks ugly..."

Chen Chu was speechless, and asked, "Then what can you do?"

Cheng Chubi scratched his head, thought for a long time, and said, "I...I can eat..."

Chen Chu rolled his eyes, turned around, drew his bow to the full full, and aimed at the center of a willow tree trunk a hundred steps away.

call out!

An arrow flew out.

Snapped.

The arrow hit exactly where Chen Chu was aiming, and most of it sank.

bingo!

It was exactly as Chen Chu expected.

This skill is even more evil than Fearless Charge.

And Cheng Chubi was dumbfounded again.

This time he was shocked!

A hundred steps away, his father can't even do it.

Chen Chu actually did it.

Chen Chu drew his bow and set his arrow again, aiming at a branch of the willow tree floating above the pond.

call out.

Snapped.

The branch snapped and fell to the water.

Cheng Chubi turned his head and looked at Chen Chu in disbelief.

If it was luck just now, this time it must be strength.

He smacked his lips and asked, "Uncle, you... how did you do it?"

Chen Chu threw the horn bow to Cheng Chubi, and said flatly: "The first time you are born, the second time you are familiar with it, and the third time you are perfect at it... There is no one else but you are familiar with it."

After finishing speaking, Chen Chu walked away in a huff.

Cheng Chubi held his horn bow, looked at Chen Chu's back, and wished he could throw himself on the ground on the spot, "It's so chic, no wonder the eldest princess is willing to wash his feet..."

While Chen Chu looked chic on the surface, but was very depressed in his heart.

This terrible skill is useless except for pretending to be aggressive.

Could it be that the road of pretending to be compared is really endless?

……

Chen Chugang returned to his yard.

As soon as he looked up, he saw an old man with a white beard and hair in a gray robe in the middle of the yard, standing with his hands behind his back.

He looks gentle and elegant, like a master of Taoism.

Chen Chu was taken aback.

Wrong way?

He looked at it, and it was the place where he lived.

Just as he was about to ask, the old man smiled slightly and said softly, "Trying to be independent, the carp rushes past the court." He said: "Learn poetry?" In words.' Carp retreats to study poetry. In the future, he will be independent again. Carp tends to pass the court..."

I am!

In Chen Chu's heart, ten thousand horses galloped past.

Where did this broken old man come from, he pretended to be better than me?

Chen Chu interrupted hastily: "Who are you?"

The old man said unhurriedly: "Chen Chu, the old man Kong Yingda is ordered by His Majesty to come to educate you. From today onwards, you will learn poetry and rites from the old man, understand?"

Kong Yingda?

Chen Chu thought, this is a celebrity!

Do celebrities like to dress up too?

He looked at the other party and asked, "Father sent you here?"

"That's right!"

"Then you can go back, what nonsense poetry, don't learn, don't learn!" Chen Chu waved his hand.

These red tape things sounded like a headache to Chen Chu.

Kong Yingda said calmly: "Chen Chu, this old man knows that you are excellent in martial arts, and you are a steel hero praised by all people, but you should not rely on your talents. You should study more. Learning poetry is the first step. Zi said : "My son said: boy, why don't you learn husband's poetry, poetry can be prosperous, you can watch it, you can group it, you can complain..."

Chen Chu was speechless.

If it is said that among the people he met after traveling through the Tang Dynasty, who is the most pretentious, it is Kong Yingda.

at this time.

Ding!

"Congratulations to the host, activate the new mission!"

"Mission title: Defeat Kong Yingda in the field of poetics, and convince Kong Yingda."

"Mission reward: "Disciple Rules."

Chen Chu's eyes widened immediately.

Defeating Kong Yingda is justified.

But what the hell is "Disciple Regulations"?

What's the use of this crap?

Chen Chu suspected that he touched something he shouldn't.

Otherwise, it's all cheating.

Hearing that Kong Yingda was still pretending, Chen Chu hurriedly waved his hands: "Okay, old Kong, I promise you, can I learn poetry from you?"

Kong Yingda's eyes lit up.

He thought it was his own reasoning that convinced Chen Chu.

He nodded happily: "A child can be taught!"

Chen Chu rolled his eyes.

Old Kong, what a motherfucker can pretend to be!

Just thinking about it, Cheng Yaojin and Mrs. Cheng rushed in.

Cheng Yaojin asked excitedly: "Master Kong, are you here to teach my fifth younger brother to read?"

Kong Yingda nodded lightly: "That's right, General Cheng, I'm afraid I'll bother you for a few days."

Cheng Yaojin waved his hand hastily: "Master Kong, what's the point? You came to my Duke Lu's mansion, and you really made my mansion blow dust..."

Kong Yingda had a look of disgust: "It's the succulent radiance."

Cheng Yaojin waved his hand nonchalantly: "It's all the same, Mr. Hui, take another sip, blow the dust, hehe..."