Kong Yingda: "..."
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Chapter 120 Uncle, what a poem
Kong Yingda pretended to be speechless.
Madam Cheng pinched Cheng Yaojin's waist.
Cheng Yaojin grinned in pain and said: "Master Kong, I have a merciless request."
"Oh?"
Cheng Yaojin pointed to the two sons beside him, Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chubi, and said: "I, these two dogs, are really not up to the mark. They have brute strength, but they don't study hard. Now that Master Confucius has come to the mansion to teach me five Brother, as the saying goes, a chicken is for eating, and a group of chickens is also for eating, how about teaching my two sons together?"
Kong Yingda listened and shook his head.
He hastily waved his hands and said, "General Cheng, I really can't teach you two sons, you'd better hire someone else... If I remember correctly, Cheng Chumo was also a student of the Imperial College, and he learned three of them when he wrote his own name. month!"
It's not that Cheng Chumo is stupid, but that he doesn't want to study at all.
Kong Yingda was also helpless.
Cheng Yaojin looked disappointed, and was about to give up, but was pinched by Mrs. Cheng again.
He said unwillingly: "Master Confucius, when you go to the mansion, you will be taken care of by my old Cheng."
Kong Yingda was unmoved.
Cheng Yaojin said: "Spirits are enough!"
Kong Yingda shook his head.
Cheng Yaojin said: "You can eat chicken with pouch!"
Kong Yingda's eyes moved.
Cheng Yaojin said: "The same goes for beef stew in hot pot."
Kong Yingda was a little moved.
Cheng Yaojin gritted his teeth and said: "Master Kong can go to Chang'an Da Da Da Da Restaurant to eat at will in the future, and he will not take any money."
"it is good!"
Kong Yingda heard the words and said hastily.
He was afraid that Cheng Yaojin would regret it.
After speaking, he regretted it himself.
So he regained his indifferent look: "What did General Cheng say, the master said, there is no distinction between teaching and learning. Chu Mo and Chu Bi will follow Chen Chu to learn poetry with me... By the way, you said just now that you will not get any money." , did I hear correctly?"
Cheng Yaojin: "..."
Chen Chu and others: "..."
Kong Yingda temporarily settled down in Lu Guogong's mansion.
He was ordered by the emperor to educate Chen Chu, and now it's a good time to educate the three of them at once.
Of course, Kong Yingda's main energy was still on Chen Chu.
After lunch, after a refreshment.
Kong Yingda brought Chen Chu, Cheng Chumo, and Cheng Chubi to the study of Duke Lu's mansion.
Into the study.
The servant immediately made a cup of good tea for Kong Yingda.
Kong Yingda picked up the teacup, feeling that the tea was tasteless, so he took a sip.
After drinking this, he was immediately astonished.
It is fragrant and elegant, and the sweetness continues to come up after the entrance.
Two words: delicious!
The tea in Gein's era is all tea soup. After the tea leaves are crushed, salt, onion, ginger, osmanthus and other seasonings are added and boiled together.
The richer the family, the more seasonings are added.
In Chen Chu's view, these were all dark dishes.
Kong Yingda asked in surprise, "Why is this tea different from other teas?"
The servant said: "Master Kong, Duke Lu's mansion now drinks this kind of tea. This tea is made by Mr. Chen..."
As he spoke, he pointed to Chen Chu.
Kong Yingda glanced at Chen Chu in surprise, and then regained his composure. He put down his teacup and said, "This tea, of course, has its merits, but after all, it's just a path. Studying and following the path of a sage is the way... "
Chen Chu didn't speak.
I'll just quietly watch your pretense!
Then, Kong Yingda looked at Chen Chu and the others, and said, "Learning poetry is the first step. I will test you first."
He said: "The first of the three hundred poems is Guanju, which can be recited by everyone. The so-called Guanjujiu is in the river continent. What is the next sentence?"
He looked at the three of them.
The Cheng family brothers, you look at me, and I look at you.
Cheng Chumo said, "Brother, I'm calling you."
Cheng Chubi shook his head: "Brother, I'm clearly calling you."
The two brothers shirked and argued.
Kong Yingda was speechless for a while.
He gave up hope for these two people, so he stared at Chen Chu and asked, "Chen Chu, do you know?"
Chen Chu thought for a while, and said, "I know, Guan Jujiu, there is a young master in Hezhizhou, who can swim as soon as he takes off his shoes..."
puff.
Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chubi couldn't bear it at the same time, and spouted out the tea they had taken.
It's so graphic.
On the bank of the river, Guanju Bird was playing freely. Suddenly, a young man came, took off his shoes and went into the water...
Cheng Chubi said: "Uncle, what you said is so right. I couldn't recite it before because I made a mistake."
Kong Yingda blushed from holding back.
When Chen Chu wrote this poem, he was drinking tea.
Suddenly struck by lightning, he took a sip.
That's boiling water!
Almost burned him to death.
He pointed at Chen Chu, just about to get angry.
No!
The old man is a great Confucian of a generation, how could he get angry because of this.
Confucius said, Mencius said, Xunzi said, Dongzi said...
It took a long time for Kong Yingda to calm down.
He stared at Chen Chu, and said angrily: "I don't know how to learn... Next, there is another song, which is also recited by scholars, that is: Chi Chi of the gangster, hold Bumaosi, go down What is one sentence?"
This time, Kong Yingda didn't look at the Cheng Chumo brothers directly.
He had completely lost hope in the two of them.
He looked directly at Chen Chu.
In order to prevent Chen Chu from making ridiculous remarks again, Kong Yingda did not dare to hold the teacup.
Chen Chu thought for a while and said, "This one is also simple. Chi Chi, the rascal, hugged Bu Maosi and was beaten by me. Let you Maosi..."
puff.
Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chubi spat again.
The two of them don't know what the gangster wrote.
But I felt that Chen Chu was right.
Kong Yingda was so angry that he could hardly breathe.
He kept telling himself to keep his breath.
Be calm no matter what happens.
He took two deep breaths, pointed at Chen Chu and said, "It's unreasonable, it's unreasonable, you just wasted such a good time, Zi Zaichuan said..."
Chen Chu replied: "She is laughing in the bushes."
"you……"
Kong Yingda was too angry to speak.
Be calm!
not angry!
He stared at Chen Chu, and said again: "You will regret it in the future, you are young and don't work hard, old..."
Chen Chu said directly: "Hang the southeast branch yourself!"
Kong Yingda couldn't hold back anymore, he shouted angrily: "What kind of crooked poems are you learning?"
Chen Chu chuckled, and said, "Old Kong, I can also sing the seven-step poem, do you want to listen to it?"
"Seven Steps"?
This is Cao Zhi's famous article!
Kong Yingda thought, this kid is so incompetent, how can he still recite this poem?
Before he could react, he heard Chen Chu begin to chant:
"Boil your belly with beans!"
"The beans are full of anger!"
"I didn't want to let it go!"
"How can I hold back in such a hurry!"
clap clap.
After hearing this, Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chubi patted the table.
"Brother Chen Chu, great poem!"
"Uncle, you are really good at reciting poems!"
Kong Yingda's complexion changed, she slapped the table, stood up, and walked away: "Old man...Old man, old man has never seen such a stubborn person, it is simply unreasonable, I don't want to teach..."
Lao Kong, who has been advocating oxygen, finally couldn't take it anymore and ran away in anger.
Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chubi looked at each other.
Chen Chu looked at Kong Yingda's back, expecting the system to give a reminder to complete the task.
Old Kong ran away in anger, so he should be considered defeated, right?
But why is there no prompt in the system?
strange!
Chen Chu was confused.
……
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