"Yes, Your Majesty!"
Li Er's mood was unprecedentedly joyful.
He suddenly discovered that he actually enjoyed this process of fighting wits and courage with Chen Chu.
It turns out that it's not just about getting rich and having fun.
Hitting others is also fun.
……
Civil and military ministers filed out of the Tai Chi Hall.
Situ Wanggui suddenly frowned and said, "My lords, I think this matter is strange."
Everyone stopped.
Changsun Wuji chuckled and said, "Everyone, can't you see how similar this popsicle is to that soap!"
A word to wake up the dreamer!
……
(If there is no accident, there are still two chapters, the waist is not good, and the speed cannot be increased...)
Chapter 50 Don't Buy Popsicles, Don't Buy Popsicles, Don't Buy Popsicles
Think back then.
The soap appeared when His Majesty Li Er was entertaining his ministers. In order to promote the soap, His Majesty Li Er also lost a white robe.
Popsicles also appeared in front of His Majesty, and His Majesty personally praised the benefits of popsicles.
Soap specialty store!
Popsicle store!
The names are even more similar.
Everyone suddenly understood.
He knew in his heart that this popsicle must be the business of His Majesty Li Er's internal treasury.
For a moment, a shadow shrouded everyone's mind.
Reminds me of the fear of being dominated by soap!
Millions of pens, if you say no, it will be gone, and it's still confused.
Everyone present was terrified.
This popsicle can really relieve the heat.
And maybe delicious!
But, who knows what is tricky behind this.
Before that, the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs who was still beaming.
Now everyone looks at each other in blank dismay.
After a while, an official smacked his lips and asked, "Everyone, shall we still go to the West Market to buy popsicles?"
Changsun Wuji's face darkened: "If you want to go bankrupt, go buy it."
Gao Shilian was more direct, turned around and said to everyone: "Don't buy popsicles, don't buy popsicles, don't buy popsicles, don't buy popsicles, don't buy popsicles, cough cough..."
Then he couldn't catch his breath and passed out.
At the beginning, he lost hundreds of thousands of pennies following his eldest grandson Wuji in a daze, and now there are soaps everywhere in the mansion, and he can't wait to sleep with soap in his arms...
terrible!
Based on his own personal experience, he issued the most severe warning to those present.
Then, everyone left with a heavy heart, but none of them went to the West Market, but all returned to their own residences.
……
it's getting dark.
Ganlu Temple.
Li Er is eating.
Empress Changsun, who was sitting opposite him, asked curiously: "Second Brother, is there any happy event today, it's rare that Second Brother is so happy?"
Li Er put down his chopsticks, and felt that the food that used to taste the same as wax was extraordinarily delicious today.
He looked at Empress Changsun and said with a smile: "Guanyin maidservant, I understand that all my life I have been fighting with others, the Great Sui Dynasty, the Eighteenth Route against the king, the former prince, the king of Qi... which one is not?" My defeated general, the fate of an emperor is to keep defeating his opponents, and in the end, become invincible..."
Before, Li Er thought so.
Until he met Chen Chu.
He was irritated again and again by Chen Chu's arrogance.
But now it's different, he can exhale and raise his eyebrows.
Chen Chu can be killed now.
Just when he was full of ambition, Gao Chen came in and reported: "Your Majesty, General Cheng Chumo asks to see you."
Swish.
Li Er stood up abruptly and said, "Quick, let him in!"
In his eyes, Cheng Chumo was not alone, but good news.
After a while, Cheng Chumo trotted in.
Li Er couldn't wait to ask: "Chu Mo, how is the ice business taking care of?"
Cheng Chumo said: "Your Majesty, don't take care of the popsicle business."
Li Er was taken aback for a moment, then laughed.
Cheng Chumo said the same thing when the soap was selling very well.
It seems that popsicles must be selling very well.
"Is it sold out?" he asked.
Cheng Chumo lowered his head: "Your Majesty, I sold one in a whole day."
one?
Suddenly, Li Er's expression changed.
He even suspected that he had heard wrong.
Li Er said incredulously, "This...how is it possible?"
Cheng Chumo said: "Your Majesty, I don't know what's going on, the popsicle specialty store is empty, and none of the court ministers went to buy it..."
Li Er was dumbfounded.
This is not scientific!
Popsicles, such a good thing.
I still recommend everyone to buy it in Tai Chi Hall.
Don't my words work at all?
He was a little bewildered.
His cognition was subverted again.
Could it be that Chen Chu played tricks?
No, Chen Chu, a country boy, how could he command my servants.
What went wrong?
Li Er looked at Cheng Chumo and asked, "Chumo, do you know what's going on?"
Cheng Chu shook his head silently.
What he didn't dare to say was that the only popsicle sold was bought by his father Cheng Yaojin.
It turned out that Cheng Yaojin didn't believe in evil, and went to buy a big popsicle again, wanting to try again, but as expected, his mouth was stuck again.
Li Eryi fell to the ground with his buttocks, bewildered.
He doesn't understand!
Why can't I do it myself.
Empress Changsun panicked, ran over quickly, grabbed Li Er's hand, and asked worriedly, "Second Brother, are you alright?"
Li Er waved his hand: "I'm fine, Gao Chen, let people leave the palace overnight and tell the ministers that they will go to court tomorrow."
Gao Chen said in surprise, "Your Majesty, tomorrow is Xiu Mu..."
Li Er was furious: "Are you teaching me how to do things?"
Gao Chen's face turned pale with fright, and he ran out like hell.
Li Er cursed secretly in his heart: "Chen Chu, you little bastard..."
……
Qingfeng Village.
On the cliff behind the mountain.
Chen Chu and Li Changle's exclusive dating sanctuary.
Only he and Li Changle can go up the human elevator specially built by Chen Chu.
Between the distant mountains, the sun sets.
Li Changle was sitting beside Chen Chu, licking a popsicle.
Of course, this is not the kind of huge popsicle.
Chen Chu didn't want the village owner to be tortured by a big popsicle.
Instead, he made it himself, a popsicle in the shape of a peach heart.
Li Changle licked it, smacked his lips, and said, "Honey, this is the best I've ever eaten in the whole world..."
Chen Chu looked at the popsicle, shook his head, and said firmly: "No, there will be something more delicious than this in the future, I'm sure you can't help but want it after eating it."
Li Changle's eyes lit up, and he asked, "What is that?"
Chen Chu said seriously: "You will know later."
"Ah!"
With that said, Chen Chu sneezed.
He scolded: "Which bastard is scolding me?"
Seeing this, Li Changle grinned, and stretched out his popsicle to Chen Chu's mouth, letting Chen Chu lick it.
Not to be outdone, Chen Chu also took out his popsicle and stuffed it into the mouth of the cottage king Li Changle.
The two of you and I watched the sunset.
The silhouettes of the two were frozen in the beautiful scroll.
……
It's morning time again.
It was the day of rest and bathing, but he was called to court by Er Er.
Everyone is in a bad mood.
It really is like going to the grave.
After Li Er appeared, all the ministers were still yawning.
Because considering today's rest, the civil and military ministers had a good time last night, and went to Pingkangfang to find fairies to learn martial arts, some gathered for a drink, and some went out of the city to find their own little Jinwu girl... There are so many tricks.
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