Kidnapped by Princess Changle at the beginning

Now, everyone is sleepy.

Changsun Wuji asked curiously: "Your Majesty, today is Xiumu. Your Majesty wants me to wait until the court. Could it be that something important happened?"

According to the usual practice, only when something serious happened, would he be called back to court on the rest day.

Li Er waved his hand: "There are indeed some things that need to be discussed today, but I want to ask, did you all buy popsicles yesterday?"

What?

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Shouldn't one be called to court on a rest day to discuss important events?

Why does His Majesty care about popsicles?

……

Chapter 51 The Emperor's Words

Minister of Civil and Military Affairs, you look at me, I look at you.

All looked at each other in blank dismay.

Your Majesty, this is too strange, right?

Changsun Wuji shook his head.

Everyone shook their heads.

Seeing this, Li Er wanted to slap the table and curse.

Popsicle!

Those are popsicles made by Chen Chu, and they come in five flavors.

You don't even buy it.

Are you fools?

But his imperial status does not allow him to do so.

He smiled awkwardly and said: "I am worried about you. Seeing that the weather is getting hotter and hotter, many people in the palace have suffered from heat stroke. In the hot weather, eating a popsicle will not only make your whole body feel refreshed." , and can relieve heat, prevent heatstroke..."

If it weren't for his eloquence, he would be willing to boast about popsicles.

Everyone doesn't speak.

Li Er asked impatiently: "Why, do you want to buy popsicles?"

Li Er is also very helpless!

I am the emperor!

He has many specialties.

Good at rebellion!

Good at cutting people!

Good at governance!

Good at winning people's hearts!

But he is not good at doing business.

Even if he studied Chen Chu for a long time, he still didn't know how Chen Chu got 600 million sticks with a piece of soap.

And now, he doesn't even know how to sell popsicles.

I can only tell everyone in a more direct way, let's buy them all.

Everyone: "..."

Wang Gui stood up suddenly, covered his stomach, and said, "Your Majesty, the old minister also wants to buy popsicles, but my stomach has been so noisy recently, and the imperial doctor told me not to eat cold ones, so I won't buy popsicles."

Fang Xuanling hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, you know that I'm not in good health, otherwise, once I make a move, I'll be able to buy all the soap shops."

Changsun Wuji was not to be outdone: "Your Majesty, I plan to have a few more children, but the doctor said that ice should not be eaten."

Hou Junji said: "Your Majesty, my old injury has recurred!"

Li Jing said: "Your Majesty, I feel the wind and cold by chance!"

"I defecate."

"I have a stomachache."

"I still want to marry some concubines!"

"The tooth is gone!"

……

Come down in a circle.

Everyone found a suitable reason.

Li Er was dumbfounded.

He had never been so desperate as he is now.

I just want to sell a thousand popsicles!

too difficult!

He slumped on the dragon chair and waved his hands weakly.

Changsun Wuji hurriedly asked: "Your Majesty, are you not going to court?"

Li Er said weakly: "Sanchao..."

Crash.

A group of ministers ran fast.

Li Jing, who just said that his old injury had relapsed, ran the fastest.

Fang Xuanling, who said he was weak, became No.2.

Li Er: "..."

When Li Er raised his head, he found that there was still one person who hadn't left.

That is Cheng Yaojin.

Cheng Yaojin hastily smiled.

Li Er was angry, "Zhi Jie, Zhi Jie, I trust you so much in vain, what did you do yesterday, if it wasn't because of you, I'm afraid I would have succeeded..."

Cheng Yaojin was so frightened that he hurriedly lowered his head: "I deserve death for my crimes, please punish me, Your Majesty!"

Li Er watched, his eyes lit up suddenly, he walked down, and circled around Cheng Yaojin.

Whenever a creature circles around something, something will happen!

Like, pee!

Why not, mate!

Therefore, Cheng Yaojin was terrified.

But I heard Li Er say: "Zhijie, how do I treat you?"

Cheng Yaojin blurted out: "Your Majesty's kindness to my subjects is as great as a mountain."

Li Er laughed: "Zhijie, you won't let me down, will you?"

Cheng Yaojin suddenly had a bad premonition, and stammered and asked, "Your Majesty...Your Majesty, what are your orders?"

Li Er smiled and said: "This matter is also simple, you can buy the thousand popsicles."

What?

Cheng Yaojin's eyes widened.

He had just predicted that His Majesty Li Er was going to cheat himself.

But I didn't expect it to be so thorough.

One thousand popsicles, that is ten thousand sticks!

He suddenly cried and said: "Your Majesty, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that... I bought soap before and stole [-] guan from my wife, and then stole some more to open Chang'an Da Da Da Da Da Da Restaurant. Wanting to be discovered by my wife one after another, I almost swept me out of the house, I took out all my wealth to coax my wife, and now I really have no money... If your majesty doesn't believe it, you can strip me naked and search casually..."

Li Er looked disgusted.

He was speechless.

All the ministers under him are pillars with outstanding abilities.

However, most of them are internal fear.

Such as Cheng Yaojin, Wei Zheng, Fang Xuanling...

Not worth it!

Li Er said helplessly: "Half of the three-day period has passed, if we can't sell it today, those popsicles will all melt, then I will lose."

Cheng Yaojin thought for a while and said, "Your Majesty, it's better to lose to Chen Chu. Although [-]% is a little less, it's better than not earning a penny!"

The matter has come to this point, Li Er has nothing to do.

He really couldn't figure out why the popsicles couldn't be sold in his hands.

He asked: "Zhijie, tell me honestly, if I give you the popsicle, can you sell it?"

Cheng Yaojin scolded: "The gang in the middle of the court have no seeds, and for some reason, everyone talks about popsicles, and it's harder than going to heaven to sell the popsicles!"

Li Er said: "If I can't even sell it, will Chen Chu have a solution?"

Cheng Yaojin said in a firm tone: "My second brother must have a way!"

Li Er: "Why?"

Cheng Yaojin patted his chest: "Only he can make popsicles."

Li Er: "..."

After a while, he raised his head, sighed, and said, "Let's go to Qingfengzhai... I don't believe Chen Chu can sell popsicles!"

……

Soap factory.

The original soap production line has been reduced to [-]%, and the output of soap has dropped significantly.

The soap production workshop was slightly modified by Chen Chu to become an ice-making workshop.

So now this place should be called a soap and popsicle factory.

When Chen Chu was in the yard thinking about asking Li Changle to play backgammon at night, Li Er and Cheng Yaojin walked in.

Li Er didn't speak.

He couldn't even breathe.

Two days ago, he was full of confidence.

Now, he is downcast.

Cheng Yaojin smiled hey.

Chen Chu stood up.

Don't wait for him to speak.

Li Er took the lead and said: "Chen Chu, I went back and thought about it, and I feel that I owe you a [-]% to [-]% share. After all, only you have the secret recipe for ice making, and it is completely worth [-]% of the shares... So, for that bet, I will take it I won't fight with you anymore, and people will say that I bullied you..."

Chen Chu asked, "Lao Li, are you admitting defeat?"

Li Er had a black line: "What does it mean to admit defeat? I see that it's not easy for you as a junior, and I don't want to bully you, so I canceled the bet."

Chen Chu: "..."

Cheng Yaojin was dumbfounded!

Cow!