I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

Given the Yu family's family background, the media paparazzi must be very concerned about their family's affairs, but the historical reports only know about the character "Yu Bancheng", and they have never heard that Yu Yueshan has a younger brother.

If I hadn't happened to come to Yu Shu's house today, I really wouldn't have known that there was a Second Master Yu. I guess the outside world would not know about this except for the Yu family!

"He's my dad's younger brother who doesn't live up to expectations. He's idle in his 40s. He's been mad at my grandfather and my dad a lot." Yu Shu told me briefly, but judging by her expression, I guess the situation is more than what she said. Simple.

Before I could continue asking, at this time, a bald fat man in his 40s came in with a guy in a Taoist robe. The bald fat man said with a smile on his face, "Niece, you are here too."

"Uncle." Yu Shu forced out a smile and greeted.

I took the opportunity to look at the two people who came in. The bald and fat man should be Erye Yu. This guy is about 1.7 meters tall. Wrapped like a zongzi, with a cigar in his mouth, at first glance, the nouveau riche's temperament is simply bursting.

Compared with Yuyueshan, who is in charge of the Yujia industry and often appears on the covers of various financial magazines, they don't look like two brothers.

And the guy in Taoist robes behind Second Lord Yu was about the same height as Second Lord Yu, with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and even a bit deformed, but this guy had a small mustache, a wooden sword on his back, and a wooden sword in his right hand. Holding a seal formula, slightly closing his eyes and smiling earnestly, he is really a bit of a master.

"Niece, this is Mr. Zhang Youdao, an expert from Maoshan Mountain, who I invited to see the old man." Second Master Yu smiled and introduced the guy in Taoist robes.

I subconsciously retreated to Liu Changge's side, and whispered, "Brother Liu, you are a business grabber."

"Tao, why don't I beat this bitch?" Wang Dahammer immediately lost his composure.

Liu Changge smiled: "No need, we catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, and the capable ones have always been there."

Forced high ah!

I saw Liu Changge's eyes suddenly changed, I didn't expect this guy to say such a thing.

Just as he was surprised, Yu Shu opened his mouth and said to Second Master Yu, "Second Uncle, it just so happens that these two are also the experts I invited to treat Grandpa."

As she said that, she introduced Liu Changge and me to Master Yu and Zhang Youdao: "This is Chen Feng, a local shaman, this is Shushan Taoist Liu Changge, this..."

Just when Yushu was about to introduce Wang Dahammer, Zhang Youdao, who had closed his eyes slightly while pinching the Yin Jue, suddenly opened his eyes and looked at me and Liu Changge with disdain: "Cut... two brats, return to Shushan! ? Shushan is as powerful as my Maoshan authentic? Don’t know how to die when the time comes.”

"Grass mud horse!" As soon as the words fell, Liu Changge who was beside me suddenly rushed out and punched Zhang Youdao's left eye. This scene happened so suddenly that no one could react. Zhang Youdao was punched and covered his eyes He squatted on the ground screaming.

Liu Changge swung his fists and wanted to hit him again. Erye Yu was the closest, and immediately rushed forward and hugged his waist. Seeing that something was wrong, Wang Dachui and I hurried up to fight.

After finally pulling Liu Changge back, I hurriedly comforted Liu Changge: "Brother Liu, don't be angry, didn't you say that those who are able should live?"

"Can he be paralyzed!" Liu Changge cursed at Zhang Youdao, who was squatting on the ground and covering his eyes: "These years, Maoshan Longhushan danced the most vigorously in the Yin and Yang world. I don't want to make trouble. I'm really a mother. ah?"

I was speechless for a while, dammit, I dared to say it so nicely before, it was purely pretending!

Just as he was fucking, Liu Changge rolled up his sleeves, picked up a vase from the shelf next to it, and walked towards Zhang Youdao: "Come on, come on, I want to see how powerful Maoshan Zhengzong is today."

Not to mention, with Liu Changge's current posture, he really looks like a pheasant brother in the society!

"Enough!" At this time, Second Master Yu suddenly opened his eyes and roared, but this guy's face was too fleshy, and despite trying hard to open his eyes, the eyeballs were still only as big as soybeans, which looked a little funny.

"That's badass! You messed with me, so you still think about it?" Liu Changge's temper also came up, and he didn't like Erye Yu's way at all.

Seeing that the situation was not good, I called Wang Dachui and rushed up to hold Liu Changge. At this time, Yushu also came up, and hurriedly said to Liu Changge, "Mr. Liu calm down, I am really sorry."

Liu Changge, who was originally on fire, turned his head and glanced at Yushu, and even grinned: "Well, I will listen to beautiful women."

Wang Dachui and I were confused on the spot. Is this grandson getting angry and playing around?

"Damn it!" Wang Dahammer cursed in a low voice, and gave Liu Changge a look of contempt: "Better than me!"

"Wuliang Tianzun." Zhang Youdao, who was squatting on the ground, stood up with a panda eye in his left eye, with a calm face, as if he was not the one who was beaten just now, and said to Liu Changge: "Why are young people so irritable? No, no good!"

The corner of my mouth twitched, looking at Zhang Youdao like an idiot, paralyzed, Mrs. Du Te was labeled as a national treasure, and she pretended to be a comparison!

"You motherfucker still pretends to be better, don't you?" Sure enough, Liu Changge immediately became angry again, and was about to smash the vase with him.

I was so scared that Wang Dachui and I hugged him, dammit, it would be bad if someone died.

Zhang Youdao was also frightened by Liu Changge, he hurriedly took two steps back, his left eye twitched after being punched, probably still in pain, and he didn't dare to speak.

After Liu Changge made such a fuss, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became weird.

Originally, anyone with a discerning eye could see this matter, just because of Yu Shu's expression when he heard the second master Yu brought the Taoist priest, he knew that the two families were not dealing with each other.

Now Liu Changge beat Zhang Youdao again, and the smell of gunpowder in the room suddenly became stronger.

"Yu Shu, the person you invited beat up Mr. Zhang, do you have to apologize?" Second Master Yu's gloomy face broke the peace in the room.

My heart skipped a beat, and Wang Dachui on the side murmured even more: "I'm paralyzed, if I really apologize, I'll leave immediately."

Liu Changge on the side also had a gloomy face, and was about to speak when Yu Shu suddenly pulled him back, and then said to Second Master Yu, "Second Uncle, it's about Shushan and Maoshan sects, and outsiders like us should not participate. I'm here to treat grandpa, so let's see together, whoever is higher and who is lower between the two sects, won't they be separated after this look?"

I secretly gave Yushu a thumbs up from the side. I didn't expect that this girl was about my age, but she had such a good brain. She put the matter on the right track with one sentence, and also avoided Liu Changge's apology to Zhang Youdao.

"That's a good idea. I'll find out who is trash later!" Liu Changge nodded in agreement, then glared at Zhang Youdao: "Grandson, I've read it a long time ago, it's your turn."

Chapter 52 Liars!

"That's right, Master Zhang, aren't you quite capable? Let's take a look?" I immediately echoed Liu Changge.

To be honest, I am also disgusted by Zhang Youdao's pretending to be a criminal, especially when this grandson despised Liu Changge just now, he also despised me by the way. If it weren't for his Maoshan Taoist priest, my special mother would have beaten him along with Liu Changge.

Who let me have no backing?

The man Liu Changge beat Zhang Youdao and he beat him. At worst, he moved the old Taoist priest from Shushan out of the town. Who could I move?Is it possible to move my grandfather?

Nonsense!My grandfather is now hiding from the peach blossom debt, but he doesn't know where he is hiding.

The second master Yu didn't expect Yushu to say that, he was obviously stunned for a moment, but soon he grinned and said to Zhang Youdao: "Mr. Seek justice."

Saying that, Second Master Yu also took a look at me and Liu Changge.

Laughing Tiger!

I had a judgment on Erye Yu, and I couldn't help frowning.

"Wuliang Tianzun, if that's the case, I'll teach these young people!" Zhang Youdao walked to the bedside of Mr. Yu's bed with a pair of panda eyes pinching the seal formula, and began to look at it.

"Tao, I really want to beat him." Wang Dahammer cursed in a low voice.

"It sounds like I don't want to fight." I muttered to Wang Dahammer, then turned my head and asked Liu Changge: "Brother Liu, can you beat this grandson?"

"Tch, I'm in the magic realm anyway, so are you still afraid of him?" Liu Changge rolled his eyes, then took out his phone and chatted on WeChat.

"Conjuration Realm?" I froze for a moment, what the hell is this thing?

But this is not the time to ask Liu Changge carefully, I turned my head to look at Zhang Youdao, not to mention, this guy is really a suit when he pretends to be compared, and now he is holding his mahogany sword on the head of Mr. Yu Waving it, muttering in his mouth as if reciting a spell.

Suddenly, Zhang Youdao yelled, took out a yellow talisman and slapped it on the forehead of Mr. Yu, turned around, took a serious look at Mr. Yu and Yu Shu, and sighed in a low voice.

"Mr. Zhang, what can you see?" Seeing Zhang Youdao like this, Second Master Yu hurriedly asked.

Zhang Youdao shook his head, sighed, and said, "Old Master Yu has entered the body of the evil spirit. I have suppressed the evil spirit with the yellow talisman, but if I don't do a ritual to expel the evil spirit as soon as possible, I am afraid I will die soon!"

When I heard his words, I was a little confused.

Yin evil?

This special girl is different from what Liu Changge said!

The so-called "Yin Sha" actually refers to the ghost, the Yin Sha enters the body, it is the upper body of the ghost, but just now Liu Changge clearly said that the ghost took his life, the reason why Mr. Yu went crazy before was because the ghost wanted to stop people from saving Mr. A cloud came in.

I subconsciously looked at Liu Changge. Although this guy is a bit of a fucker, he does have skills. I don't think this guy will talk nonsense.

If Liu Changge is not talking nonsense, then this Youdao is either a liar, or he is not good enough like me!

Yu Shu's expression changed when he heard this, and when he was about to speak, I hurriedly pulled her to stop her, and then asked Liu Changge, "Brother Liu, is this guy a liar or is he not good enough?"

Liu Changge put away his mobile phone, took a look at me, then walked to the side of Mr. Yu, glanced at the yellow talisman on his forehead, immediately laughed, turned around and said to Zhang Youdao: "Zhang Youdao, do you really want to do something?"

"Of course, Mr. Yu's situation can only be resolved by making an oath to transcend this evil spirit." Zhang Youdao said seriously.

"Very good!" Liu Changge sneered, then turned around and asked Yushu, "Beauty, think about it carefully, has Mr. Yu done anything special in recent days, such as a cemetery or a funeral parlor?"

Yushu glanced at Liu Changge blankly, then looked at me again, I frowned and nodded at her.

I don't know this Youdao's ability, but I know Liu Changge, he must have his reasons for doing this!

Then Yushu lowered her head and thought about it, and after ten seconds, she suddenly raised her head and said, "Grandpa went to Jiulongshan Cemetery to pay homage to an old friend three days ago."

"Dele!" Liu Changge clapped his hands, and said to Zhang Youdao, "Since it's the evil spirit entering the body, the crux must be here. Why don't fellow Daoist Zhang go to the cemetery to do a ritual ceremony tonight?"

I was dumbfounded, and stared at Liu Changge dumbfounded, what happened in the cemetery?It's still night!Isn't this a panic when you are full?

The cemetery is a place where the dead are buried, and the yin energy is the most abundant. Naturally, ghosts are indispensable, and at night it is even a group of ghosts dancing around.

Even if old man Yu is really evil, at worst, he can perform rituals at home to save the ghosts on old man Yu and let it go.

This cemetery is haunted by a group of ghosts, so go there to save ghosts. Once this special mother altar is opened, how many ghosts can be recruited. This is not going to save ghosts, it is purely a meeting of recruiting ghosts!

If you're lucky, it's okay to provoke a group of lonely and wild ghosts. If you die, you will be teased by the ghosts, but if you are unlucky and recruit the evil ghosts, it will be a terrible rhythm!

Such a painful thing, don't say that a rookie who is not good enough will do it to death, even a master with profound knowledge will not do it!

I know Liu Changge's ability, it is impossible for him not to know this, but he said so!

In this way, there is only one possibility!

I looked at Zhang Youdao and grinned, Yaya's legs, let you pretend to compare, this is a good show!

"Fengzi, what are you laughing at?" Wang Dahammer patted my shoulder and asked.

"What's a cheap smile? I call it a righteous smile!" I gave Wang Dachui a look, and said in a low voice, "There's a good show to watch."

"Zhang Daoyou, don't you dare?" Seeing that Zhang Youdao was silent, Liu Changge sneered.

"Dare! Walking in the rivers and lakes in a poor way, catching ghosts and taking demons, why dare not!" Zhang Youdao raised his head and said in an arrogant manner.

"Liar!" I cast a contemptuous look at him and cursed inwardly. I had previously suspected that he might be as incompetent as me, but when he said this, the proper liar had left!

I, the ultimate rookie who has just entered the industry, knows how fucked the cemetery is. If Zhang Youdao is really a Taoist priest from Maoshan, how could he not know?

"Okay, Mr. Zhang, you can use it freely. Let's prepare things right now." Erye Yu, who was completely confused about the situation, said with a smile, and then walked out with Zhang Youdao.

There were only a few of us left in the room, and I grinned: "Brother Liu, are you planning to play this liar to death?"

"A liar?" Yushu looked at me in surprise, and Wang Dahui, who was beside him, also said in surprise, "Is this grandson a liar? Then he pretended so much just now?"

"How can you cheat people and money without pretending?" I smiled.

Liu Changge on the side took out a cigarette, lit it, took a puff, exhaled a smoke ring and said, "Paralyzed, dare to go to Lao Tzu to make money and deceive people, and even pretend to be compared to Lao Tzu, if you don't play him to death, you have to let him have a long memory." , let's go and go to the theater."

Chapter 53

The three of us followed Liu Changge and walked out. I was really puzzled, so I pulled Liu Changge and asked, "Brother Liu, how do you know that Zhang Youdao is a liar?"

Liu Changge smiled, and took out a yellow talisman to me: "This is the simplest Qi-gathering talisman, you can compare it with the yellow talisman on the forehead of Mr. Yu."

I was stunned for a moment, took the yellow talisman and ran to Mr. Yu's side, compared with the yellow talisman that Zhang Youdao had pasted on his forehead, I immediately lost my composure.

Paralyzed, it's too unprofessional for this mother-in-law to be a liar!

Draw a talisman, it's still messy, no wonder Liu Changge laughed when he saw the yellow talisman just now!I would laugh too!

This talisman is not as simple as imagined, there are many ways to do this thing!

Ordinary Taoist priests or yin and yang ghost hunters have to go through very complicated rituals, bathing and changing clothes, burning incense and prostrating before they can start drawing talismans.

Drawing the talisman itself is also a technical task. This talisman is divided into the head, the gall, and the foot. When drawing a talisman, the first thing to draw is the head.

There are generally two types of talisman heads, the most common one is the "three hooks", that is, the three small hooks on the head of the talisman. ", which generally use words such as "imperial order" and "thunder order" as the head of the talisman.

Moreover, in the process of drawing talismans, the head of the talisman alone must be matched with corresponding incantations. The incantations are different for talismans with "three ticks" and without "three ticks".

Once the pen is written, one must concentrate on it and complete it in one go. If there is a pause in the middle or distracting thoughts, the whole talisman will be considered useless.

In the world of yin and yang, being able to draw yellow talismans is the minimum standard for judging whether a yin and yang ghost catcher can enter the profession.

Of course, with the development of various sects and sects, there are already many sects of talismans, and the ceremonies among them are also different.

Take the yellow talisman method recorded in my "Book of Shocking the World", which is much simpler than ordinary symbols.

You don’t need to bathe and burn incense or anything, just concentrate on it and draw spells together. Even so, there are certain rules. The so-called "three ticks" or "edict" and "thunder order" must be written.

As for the talisman and talisman feet, there must also be one. A talisman must be neat and tidy.

But what about Zhang Youdao's yellow talisman?

Paralyzed, more fucked than a ghost drawing talisman, not to mention the talisman head, talisman gall, and talisman feet, all of them are circles, big traps and small circles, and more than a dozen circles, so this is still a talisman?

This girl doesn’t know how to dress up a complete set, even if she really doesn’t know how to draw talismans, she should go to the two yuan store and buy a copy of the almanac to have a look. The talismans on it are much more serious than his. I acted in a zombie movie, the process of drawing characters there is the most orthodox one.