I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

Maybe the screenwriter of the zombie movie is a real insider!

"Cut, grandson, you're done!" I smiled disdainfully, tore off the yellow paper from Mr. Yu, and stuck Liu Changge's Qi Gathering Talisman on his forehead.

Mr. Yu is now entangled in Yin Qi, and the righteous Qi in his body is weak. With this Qi Gathering Talisman to gather the righteous Qi of heaven and earth, it can also help him resist the Yin Qi.

As soon as the Qi-gathering Talisman was pasted on, I felt a weak air flow in the air begin to gather towards Mr. Yu, and his face also became slightly rosier.

Then I went downstairs, Liu Changge and the others were sitting on the sofa in the living room, Yu Shu was solemnly silent, but Liu Changge and Wang Dahui were staring at the phone together, and they didn't know what the hell was going on.

I leaned in front of them to have a look, trough!The two of them are watching an island country blockbuster!

On the screen of the mobile phone, a man and a woman were lying on the ground shirtless and fighting. The man was so ruthless that he beat the woman so hard that her facial features were distorted.

"Two beasts!" I couldn't help cursing at him twice, but thanks to their conscience, they knew how to turn off their voices in front of Yushu.

"Don't look at me." The two scolded me at the same time.

My expression froze, and I frowned: "Look? Why don't you look? I'm looking at it with a critical eye!"

As I said that, I squeezed beside them and watched it. Not to mention, this movie is really exciting!

"Beast!" Liu Changge and Wang Dachui cursed at me at the same time.

I smiled and didn't say much. How could a pure man like me be immersed in this kind of film?I am indeed looking at the film with a critical eye, ahem... Anyway, I believe it!

When we looked at it, it soon became dark.

Second Master Yu and Zhang Youdao returned to the villa, Zhang Youdao said arrogantly: "Everything is ready, boy, it's too late to regret it now."

Liu Changge put away his phone and looked at Zhang Youdao with a smile and said, "I don't regret it, just don't regret it later. If you can really cure Mr. Yu with a ritual, I will kowtow and apologize to you every minute."

"Okay! The gentleman said something quickly!" Zhang Youdao said immediately.

Wang Dachui and I rolled our eyes as we watched from the side, feeling paralyzed. I didn't know that he was a liar, how could he have such confidence?

If the ghost is really recruited later, it will probably scare the hell to death!

"Let's go." Knowing that Zhang Youdao was a liar, Yu Shu's expression turned cold, and he stood up and said calmly.

Then a group of us left the villa. Liu Changge, Wang Dahammer and I got into Yu Shu's Porsche, while Yu Erye and Zhang Youdao drove a Mercedes.

The car drove out of the villa area and headed towards Jiulongshan Cemetery.

In the car, Liu Changge took out two yellow talismans and handed them to Wang Dachui and Yu Shu: "These are two, unbreakable golden body talismans, you can wear them on your body later, if a ghost appears, it won't hurt you."

"Fuck, Brother Liu is righteous!" Wang Dahammer immediately put away the Unbreakable Golden Body Talisman, and also flattered Liu Changge by the way, not to mention being a bitch.

I watched in a daze from the side, but didn't see any reaction from Liu Changge, so I couldn't help but ask, "Brother Liu, where's mine?"

"You?" Liu Changge rolled his eyes at me: "You don't need it, whether you wear the amulet or not, the ghosts will come looking for you."

groove!This girl is a bit of a bully!

I have a mysterious Yin body, can you still blame me?

After driving for an hour, we finally arrived at Jiulongshan Cemetery.

It was already eight o'clock in the evening, and the entire Jiulongshan Cemetery was pitch black, and the temperature had dropped a lot, making it feel eerie.

We got out of the car and didn't say much, because the four of us all knew that Zhang Youdao was a liar, so we didn't have much interest in this ceremony, anyway, we just treated it as a show.It's just because the cemetery is too gloomy, both Wang Dachui and Yu Shu were a little scared, their faces were a little pale along the way, Wang Dachui almost rode on Liu Changge, and Yu Shu was also holding my hand tightly.

It's Erye Yu, this guy doesn't talk too much about Zhang Youdao, he really has the qualifications to be a eunuch if he changes into a eunuch uniform.

When we arrived at the grave of Mr. Yu’s old friend, we had already set up a long table and various ritual props, including glutinous rice, yellow paper, and copper bells. The candles were beating, illuminating a small area in front of the grave, and the farther You can't see anything in the place where there are many grave mounds, it's gloomy.

I frowned and didn't speak all the way. From the moment I approached the Jiulongshan Cemetery, I felt a strong Yin energy, not to mention how comfortable it was.

But I can't be happy at all. My comfort proves that there are indeed ghosts nearby, and... there are more than one!

Zhang Youdao is also honest enough, he looked down on us, walked to the long case, picked up the mahogany sword and waved it twice, grabbed a handful of yellow paper and threw it into the air: "Hey, I am Zhang Youdao, the 1th generation descendant of Maoshan. Entrusted by the Yu family, to exorcise ghosts and cross souls, you lonely and wild ghosts, don't make mistakes!"

After finishing speaking, this guy grabbed a handful of glutinous rice and sprinkled it on the candle, and a burst of flames spewed out.

"Tsk tsk, this juggling is quite powerful." Liu Changge said in a low voice.

At this time, Zhang Youdao had already shaken the copper bell, his head bowed like he was reciting a spell, but his voice was so small that I couldn't hear it clearly.

But as soon as the voice sounded, Liu Changge staggered and grabbed me and Wang Dachui: "Hurry up and pull me, or I want to beat this grandson again."

I looked at him blindly: "What's going on?"

"Go and listen to what he reads by yourself." Liu Changge pointed to Zhang Youdao.

Curiously, I walked behind Zhang Youdao and listened carefully. Ten thousand horses ran wildly in my mind. The grandson actually said solemnly: "Sleep you are paralyzed, wake up! Sleep you are paralyzed, wake up! Get up!"

Chapter 54 Here Comes!

Damn, you wouldn't do that if you're dead!

I stared at Zhang Youdao's back, this guy was still pretending to be a criminal, muttering solemnly, the copper bell in his hand was ringing, and the mahogany sword was dancing.

I don't know if the ghosts in these tombs really come out, can he still pretend to be this comparison.

I went back to Yu Shu with a black forehead, and Wang Dachui next to me asked me curiously: "Fengzi, what is this pretender talking about?"

"Alas..." I sighed, "I feel like he won't survive tonight."

"What the hell?" Wang Dahammer exclaimed, and Zhang Youdao, who was in formal attire, turned around and glared at him: "During the process of casting the spell, don't exclaim, lest you disturb the wandering ghosts."

After finishing speaking, the guy continued talking again.

"Go and listen for yourself." I said to Wang Dachui.

The boy walked towards Zhang Youdao suspiciously, and Yu Shu who was beside him also followed with a suspicious expression.

Three seconds later, they both came back with black lines on their foreheads, and Yushu said in a low voice, "My second uncle is also very blind."

"Fengzi, tell me, will there be a real ghost coming out later to have fun with this pretending?" Wang Dachui asked me.

"Ghost knows." I shook my head, couldn't help shivering, numb, it was cold enough.

Then I looked at Liu Changge: "Brother Liu, what do you think about this?"

Liu Changge smiled: "Master Yu must indeed be provoking ghosts, and this is indeed the crux of the matter. Wait and see how I teach you how to slap your face."

I subconsciously glanced at Zhang Youdao, dammit, this guy is also unlucky!

Time passed by, and there was a deathly silence in the cemetery, except for the bell "Bingling" in Zhang Youdao's hand was ringing, and he kept muttering "spells" in his mouth.

Yushu King Sledgehammer and Liu Changge and I both looked at Zhang Youdao like idiots, but to be honest, with the posture this grandson is putting on now, if Liu Changge didn’t have the sight to see that this guy is a liar and hear the spell he chanted If you say "Sleep and you are paralyzed and wake up", I can really regard him as an expert.

On the contrary, it was Er Ye Yu, this fat man was still grinning at Zhang Youdao with a look of admiration on his face.

The surrounding area of ​​the cemetery was pitch black, and there were rows of grave mounds, some of which were still covered with yellow paper. Only the two white candles in front of Zhang Youdao were flickering, dim and yellow. This scene is really like a mother. It's a ghost movie scene.

I glanced around subconsciously, it was empty and there was nothing, but I don't know why, I always feel a little uncomfortable in my heart, an unspeakable feeling.

"Brother Liu, are you coming out?" I asked Liu Changge.

Liu Changge looked down at his watch, and said, "It's still early, and Zishi is when the yin energy is at its peak."

I looked at the time, and it was past ten o'clock in the evening, and the "child hour" Liu Changge mentioned was actually eleven o'clock in the evening to one o'clock in the morning. During this time period, the yin energy is at its peak, and it is also the time when ghosts are the most arrogant!

call!

As soon as the words were finished, a gust of cool wind suddenly blew nearby, blowing on my body, I shivered suddenly, a little cold, but also very comfortable.

Yin Qi!

I reacted suddenly, and my eyeballs suddenly widened.

This Yin Qi is different from the Yin Qi floating in the cemetery. As soon as my Xuanyin body entered the cemetery, I actually felt very comfortable, just like soaking in cold water in summer.

But this gust of cool wind is like pouring a ladle of ice water directly on the body, which is completely different from the feeling of being enveloped by the floating Yin Qi!

"Brother Liu!" I whispered, "Something is wrong!"

"What?" Liu Changge looked at me blankly.

"The yin energy is getting worse!" I said, and just after I finished speaking, the two white candles on the long case trembled twice, and then went out.

The surroundings were suddenly plunged into darkness, and Wang Dachui screamed "Ah", "It's haunted!"

"Fuck, black fat, what a yell!" I was taken aback by this guy, and I felt my right hand tightened, and someone grabbed me. I was about to resist when I heard Yushu's voice: "I, I'm afraid!"

It's this girl!

I gave up my resistance and grabbed her: "Don't worry, it's okay."

But just after I finished speaking, someone grabbed my left hand again, and then I felt something rubbing against me, and I suddenly lost my composure, and cursed: "Wang Heifat, you are too much, you just pull it!" Pulling, why are you still rubbing against Lao Tzu?"

"Fart, I'm on Liu Changge's back!" Wang Dahammer's voice sounded.

My whole body trembled, my scalp felt numb and numb, the four of us stood together, Liu Changge would not be afraid, Yu Shu was on my right hand, and it wasn't Wang Dahammer who was holding my left hand, who else?

"Second Master Yu, Zhang Youdao! Where are you?" I took a deep breath and shouted.

"Here it is." Second Master Yu's voice came from my right.

"Pindao is beside the altar, don't worry, there is nothing serious." Zhang Youdao's voice also sounded.

I have the heart to cry to death, you are nothing serious, I have it!

There are only a few people present, and none of them took my left hand, who else?

The scene suddenly became deathly quiet, and no one made a sound. My legs trembled, and I clearly felt that the thing holding my left hand was slowly rubbing against my body. I didn't react, but now I feel it carefully, and I feel that the hand holding my left hand is cold, like an ice cube.

My hairs stood up all of a sudden, and I shouted tremblingly: "Liu, Brother Liu, come, come!"

As soon as I finished yelling, I felt a gust of cool wind blowing in my ears, like someone blowing a breath, and immediately after, I felt a sticky thing sticking to the left side of my face , wriggling slowly.

I'm so fucking crazy, it's pitch black all around, and I can't see what's going on, but the more I can't see, the more scared I am.

My body was trembling violently, and I didn't dare to move around at this time, in case the thing on the left hand got angry and killed me directly, it's a mess, my mother can't resist!

Suddenly, a light came on, and I was shocked. It was Liu Changge next to me who turned on the phone screen.

The moment the light came on, I subconsciously looked to the left, and a pale woman's face was pressed against my shoulder. The woman's hair was disheveled, and her eyes were even paler. It protruded a bloody tongue estimated to be ten centimeters long.

Just as I was looking at her, the female ghost suddenly grinned, her tongue was swinging in the air like a snake, and it stretched out towards my mouth.

"I'm a mud horse!" I subconsciously punched it, and it hit the female ghost's stomach with a bang. At this moment, Liu Changge rushed up and slapped the female ghost's back with a handprint. Back, the red light suddenly brightened, the female ghost screamed, turned around and rushed towards Zhang Youdao who was opposite.

But Zhang Youdao didn't notice the female ghost at all, he was holding a peach wood sword and bell and staring around like a thief, I shouted anxiously: "Zhang Youdao, the ghost is here!"

"Ah!" Zhang Youdao was so frightened that his face instantly turned pale, and he turned around and was about to run, but it was still too late!

The female ghost went straight into Zhang Youdao's body like a fish in water, whistling up a gust of wind and surrounding Zhang Youdao, at the same time Zhang Youdao raised his head slowly, rolled his eyes, and smiled sinisterly: "Didn't you tell us to get up? Now... get high enough!"

Chapter 55 The Shadow

groove!

Another ghost!

I couldn't calm down immediately. At this time, Liu Changge took out a bottle of eye drops and wiped them on his eyes, and then threw it to Wang Dachui: "Wipe on the cow's tears, and stand still with the beauty!"

Cow tears!Damn it!

I was shocked, and at this time Liu Changge had already rushed towards Zhang Youdao who was caught by the ghost.

But before he got close, Zhang Youdao suddenly laughed "Jie Jie", and a gust of evil wind rolled up, directly knocking Liu Changge back three steps, and then Zhang Youdao jumped onto the table and shouted in a motherly way: "Everyone, come out!"

huh, huh, huh...

As soon as the words fell, the nearby grave mounds began to roll up a whirlwind of Yin Qi, and ghosts emerged from the mounds one by one, densely packed, there were dozens of them.

This girl is holding a meeting with a ghost!

"Brother Liu, what should we do?" I shouted at Liu Changge anxiously.

"Fight!" Liu Changge replied, took out a handful of yellow talismans and rushed towards Zhang Youdao, and the two started fighting.

This piece of Youdao was possessed by a ghost, Hubi couldn't help it, and it was blown out with a punch, thanks to Liu Changge's good skill, he dodged it several times, but he couldn't stick the yellow talisman in his hand. To Zhang Youdao.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, I was about to rush forward to help Liu Changge, when suddenly Wang Dachui screamed "Ah" behind me, and then I felt tight, and looked down, dammit, this grandson is holding me tightly with both hands dragged me by the waist.

"Fengzi, your mother-in-law stay and protect us!" Wang Dachui howled.

The girl Yushu was also frightened, she hugged my arm with a pale face: "I'm afraid, I'm afraid!"