I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

To be honest, if it wasn't for the sake of not being able to beat this guy, my special mother would have jumped up and kicked this bastard away.

If you have a large quantity, you will follow the good ones without deception, and if you still sell the quantity but not the price, I will take his old lady for a yo-yo!

I was just messing around, Liu Changge handed the phone to me, and said with a smile: "Well, after the discount, the total is only 10 yuan, isn't it cheap?"

I was immediately confused, stared at the 0 on the phone screen and counted three times to confirm that it was 10 yuan, then I looked up at him: "Brother Liu, you are so dark, why don't you go to rob?"

Liu Changge leaned back on the chair and smiled disdainfully: "This is much easier for me than robbery."

"Fuck! Smelly shameless!" I scolded him angrily.

Liu Changge was not angry either, he raised his right hand and counted with me: "Don't be unconvinced, you boy, do you count how many times I have helped you? It is also because you have a large amount and have friendship with me, so I gave you an internal friendship price, let me tell you this, as for my master and the others, if ordinary people want to meet each other, they have to give a [-] gift as a meeting gift, and the price for the help has to be calculated separately, at least tens of millions Yes, if you compare it this way, don't you feel comfortable?"

I was dumbfounded on the spot, so comfortable!

What is sudden profit?

Which line of Te Niang's business has huge profits from eating yin and yang?

This girl is paid 10 yuan every time she sees her, so how can those people with their heads pinned to their waistbands robbed and robbed?

I was comparing in a daze when Liu Changge suddenly grabbed my right hand, took out a Yinhong, pinched my thumb and pressed Yinhong, and then pressed it on a note.

I was shocked, this note...it's an IOU!

But when I realized it, my handprint had already been printed on the IOU, and Liu Changge picked up the IOU and shook it at me: "The white paper and red seal are all here, you can't deny it, but you are a fart, I guess I don’t have any money, so let’s owe it first.”

"Liu Changge, you tricked me, my mother-in-law fought with you!" I suddenly felt like crying to death, and I struggled to stand up and picked up the chair, wanting to beat him up.

Damn, it's unreasonable, why are ghost catchers so black-hearted these days?

But Liu Changge is like a mountain mouse, rushed to the door, laughed at me and said, "I'm in a hurry to exorcise my sister, so I'll do it for now. Remember to contact me if you need anything. !"

"Go away!" I threw the chair in my hand and slammed it on the door. Liu Changge had already disappeared.

I lay on the bed with a bang, paralyzed, unable to pass the day.

There are a lot of terrible things waiting for me, and I owe another 10 yuan in debt in the blink of an eye.

As far as I am unlucky, if Guinness has a world record for the most unlucky person in the world, I guess I can win the championship every minute!

I was wondering whether Liu Changge was good or bad just now, but I was paralyzed by him being so messed up, and I instantly had the urge to kill him no matter whether he was good or bad.

Just as he was fucking, the door of the ward was pushed open again with a bang.

"Who? Get out!" I cursed angrily.

"It's me." A familiar voice sounded.

I looked towards the door, Yushu!

When I saw this, I was stunned. I have to say that Yu Shu is so beautiful that she explodes. Even though she is about the same age as me, she is about seventeen or eighteen years old, but her appearance and figure can beat those movies. A dozen streets of stars!

She is wearing a long white dress today, her long black hair is loose, her facial features are exquisite, and her skin is fair. Standing at the door, she looks like a painting.

"I, can I come in?" Yu Shuqiao's face was slightly red.

"Well, come in." I nodded in a daze. To be honest, I was really embarrassed to see Yu Shu again.

After all, the matter of Mr. Yu has been figured out now, and it is entirely the fault of that fat man of Mr. Yu. Yu Shu simply asked Wang Dahui and Liu Changge and I to "cure" Mr. Yu.

At that time, I still blamed her for plotting against me. Renyi Bai Fumei ran to my house early in the morning to block me, but I gave her face off. Thinking about it, I feel like a tiger.

Now Yushu came to the hospital to look for me again, and I felt like my face was on fire.

Yushu came in, put the fruit basket in his hand on the table, then looked at me with flickering eyes and said, "I heard that you are hospitalized, so I want to visit you."

"Well, thank you." I responded, and pointed to the chair next to me: "Well, sit down."

"Yeah." Yu Shu nodded, then sat down, without any intention of speaking, with his head lowered, his slender and fair fingers intertwined.

The atmosphere in the ward suddenly became awkward. Sitting on the bed felt like I was sitting on a needle board. That feeling was fucking to death.

I look at beautiful women on weekdays, and my mother can run the train with her mouth full in minutes. I can see Yu Shu, I don't know what to say, I feel like my mind is empty.

And the girl Yu Shu didn't seem to have any intention of speaking, she lowered her head and fiddled with her fingers, not knowing what she was thinking.

If I keep doing this and sit down, I'm going to drive myself crazy!

I was anxious about how to break this awkward atmosphere, when suddenly, the door of the ward was pushed open, and Lao Wang and Wang Dachui walked in.

"Damn it! Why are you here?" When Wang Dachui saw Yushu, he immediately stood at the door with Lao Wang, then turned his head and stared at me, probably wanting to ask me why Yushu came.

I was overjoyed immediately, and hurriedly winked at Wang Sledgehammer and Old Wang, this girl is a rescue from heaven!Just to break the embarrassing atmosphere!

Wang Dahui at the door probably understood what I meant, and the staring mung bean eyes gradually narrowed, showing a smile that I understand, and said to Yushu and me: "What's wrong? You two couldn't help but hook up again. Together? Do you want Lao Wang and me to make room for you two so that you two can have a good time?"

Chapter 87 Take care of me? [Fourth change, thanks to the rudder for advocating big meow]

What the hell!

In my mind, [-] muddy horses ran wildly, staring at Wang Dahammer at the door. I wanted him to say something casually to relieve the awkward atmosphere, and he just yelled at me and Yu Shu for racing and flirting with me. ah?

Before I could speak, Lao Wang standing next to Wang Dachui suddenly changed his expression and stared at me: "Chen Feng, puppy love is strictly prohibited in school." After a pause, Lao Wang suddenly grinned: "But now it is Outside of school, I still agree."

"Old Wang, it's not what you think..." I hurriedly explained.

But before I finished speaking, Pharaoh suddenly jumped up to me, took out 300 yuan and stuffed it into my hand: "Don't explain, young man, the teacher is someone who has experienced it, so he understands it. The 300 yuan is considered a friendship sponsorship. We must do a good job in protection, and besides, there is a house next to the hospital for seven days, so it should be pretty good."

I felt like crying to death in an instant, what is this special girl?

As far as Wang Dachui and Lao Wang's brains are concerned, it's a pity that they don't become the screenwriters of the island country's blockbuster!

My special mother just wants them to help with a word, just a word!

They both thought of me and Yushu as an impure relationship!

I subconsciously looked at Yushu next to me. This girl was blushing pretty, as if she was drunk. Looking at Lao Wang biting her red lips, she said, "You, are you Fengzi's teacher? Actually..."

Before Yushu could finish speaking, Wang Dazhui came up, patted his belly and said, "What are you explaining? Everyone understands."

As he said that, this guy still looked confident, and smiled at me: "Fengzi, you are a good mother, I thought you really didn't plan to associate with her when you showed your face at Yushu the other day. , I didn’t expect you kid to be engaged in underground work, so you hooked up so quickly.”

I was so anxious that I was going crazy, this girl is stuffed with yellow mud in her crotch, she is flying if she is not flying!

I was thinking about how to explain it, when suddenly, I felt a chill escaping from Yu Shu who was next to me, and then I saw Yu Shu's face darken, and my heart skipped a beat, murderous!

Boom!

As soon as the idea came up, Yu Shu stood up suddenly, punched the bed board, and shouted at Wang Dachui: "Fatty black, you have the guts to keep talking!"

To be honest, Yu Shu suddenly changed from a goddess to a violent girl, and I was also taken aback. Lao Wang and Wang Dachui beside me also changed their expressions.

I slapped my forehead with a slap: "Hei Fat Pharaoh, hurry up, or I'm worried that you two will die in the hospital."

Old Wang seemed to understand, kicked Wang Dachui's ass: "Hei Fatty, I will settle the score with you when I go back." Then he dragged Wang Dachui out of the ward.

The ward finally calmed down, Yu Shu was probably very angry, her towering chest kept rising and falling, which made my mouth dry.

"Sorry for scaring you just now." Yu Shu sat down and said softly to me with a blushing face.

"No, it's okay." I hurriedly said, damn it, if I hadn't seen Yu Shu go crazy with my own eyes, my special mother would have been confused by this girl's appearance.

However, after Lao Wang and Wang Dachui made such a fuss, the atmosphere eased a lot, Yu Shu blushed and said to me: "Actually, I came here to explain to you what happened that night. I didn't know about it. They are all my second uncles."

"Well, I know." I wasn't surprised either, the matter had already been figured out, otherwise I wouldn't have committed embarrassment towards Yushu just now.

"You know?" Yushu looked at me in surprise, and then said guiltily, "I'm sorry, I let the three of you get involved in our Yu family's affairs."

"It's okay, it's all over." I said with a smile, but I was so fucking fucked up in my heart. I was a yo-yo in the past. Shu said that she didn't know about this matter, so I can only consider myself unlucky.

"Sorry, actually our family..." Yushu still had a look of guilt, before she finished speaking, I quickly raised my hand to stop her: "Well, if it's your family's business, it goes without saying, anyway, in the TV series There are so many grievances and grievances from the wealthy family, I can guess it, if you have to say it, then tell about Zhang Youdao."

To be honest, after experiencing what happened at the police station that night, I really dare not intervene in the Yu family's family affairs.

To the extent that Second Master Yu is so cruel and ruthless, I interfered with his use of ghosts to kill Old Master Yu, and he could bring out a corpse ghost and a female ghost to kill me the next day.

If I continue to mix it in now, who knows what else will come out to mess with me later.

Yushu nodded, didn't continue, and paused: "After you left, I handed over Zhang Youdao to my second uncle. After all, he was the one my second uncle found, but I didn't expect to die. gone."

I nodded and said, "It was originally used as a gun. If it is used up, it will naturally be worthless."

The ward became quiet again, and I didn't think about continuing to answer the conversation. How should I put it, I do have a crush on Yushu, but I don't have to mix it up if I have a crush.

In my current situation, I still have a lot of shit to do, so I don't have the time to meddle in her affairs, and I have to thank God for Erye Yu not messing with me anymore.

"Chen Feng..." Suddenly, Yushu looked at me and said, "I'm really sorry about what happened last time, I, can I stay and take care of you?"

"What's the matter?" I stared at Yushu with rounded eyes, "Take care of me?"

Yu Shu bit her red lips and nodded: "Well, I want to take care of you until you are discharged from the hospital, so I can make up for some of my guilt."

I was directly confused, and I couldn't turn my head for a long time.

Super Bai Fumei... want to take care of me?

My mother is going to post it!

As far as Yu Shu was born, others usually took care of her, but now she offered to take care of me!

Damn, I feel this way now, I guess if you put a sky monkey in my ass, my mother will be so excited to fly to the sky!

But after thinking about it, I decided not to get involved in the affairs of the Yu family, and then get mixed up with Yu Shu to make trouble?

I gritted my teeth and said, "Is this still unnecessary?"

But Yushu ignored me at all, picked up an apple in the fruit basket and began to peel it for me clumsily.

I was terrified watching from the side. With her technique, it was probably the first time she peeled an apple by herself. I was afraid that if she slipped her hand, she would cut my own hand.

After finally peeling the apple, Yu Shu heaved a sigh of relief, smiled at me, and divided the apple into small pieces with a knife, picked up a piece and fed it to my mouth: "Try it, it's very sweet .”

I was about to open my mouth, when suddenly there was a gust of wind in the ward, and I was shocked suddenly, and saw Zhou Xiaoqing floating in with an angry face, staring at me with clenched fists and gnashing his teeth, saying: "Chen Feng, Do you dare to give my old lady a try?"

Chapter 88 The Female Ghost and Bai Fumei

I was confused on the spot, why did Zhou Xiaoqing come to the hospital?

When dealing with Huang Ziyi, I obviously put the umbrella she was hiding on the desk in the classroom!

For a moment, the air seemed to freeze.

I looked at Yushu who had big eyes flashing in front of me and a gentle expression on his face, damn it, should I eat this apple or not?

"What's the matter? Don't you like apples?" Yushu asked me with a slight frown, not seeing Zhou Xiaoqing at the door.

"No, no, I like it." I said, just about to open my mouth.

Zhou Xiaoqing at the door gushed out a black yin energy, her white skirt and long hair danced wildly, like a mad woman: "Chen Feng, would you like to try one?"

I'm so desperate to cry, why don't I just take a bite of an apple?

As for this?

Just thinking about it, Yu Shu stuffed the apple into my mouth directly: "How is it? Is it sweet?"

I was shocked suddenly, paralyzed, it's over!

"Chen Feng, my mother won't let you eat it, how dare you eat it? Good, good!" Zhou Xiaoqing who was at the door suddenly felt like a boil, and the girl clenched her fist and said, gnashing her teeth.

My heart sank to the bottom of the valley in an instant, I opened my mouth to spit out an apple, when a sudden bang of Yin energy hit me, I felt as if I had been swung by a sledgehammer, and fell to the ground with a bang , I let out a scream of "ah" in pain.

"Chen Feng, what's wrong with you?" Yu Shu who was on the opposite side of the bed hurriedly wanted to come up to help me.

A whistling wind blew up, and Zhou Xiaoqing sat on the hospital bed, staring at me with a sneer: "You let her help one?"

I shivered suddenly, and hurriedly shouted to Yushu: "You sit there, I will get up by myself."

Just kidding, I "accidentally" took a bite of an apple and was hit by Zhou Xiaoqing with Yin Qi. If Yu Shu came up to help me, then Zhou Xiaoqing would throw me down from the hospital upstairs?

I'm not a Vajra gourd baby, but the ward I live in is on the thirteenth floor. I was thrown down, and I was properly smashed into dumpling stuffing!

With Zhou Xiaoqing's pissing nature, she can definitely do it!

No matter how fierce I am, I can't take my own life as my own!

I supported the edge of the bed and got up, looking at Zhou Xiaoqing resentfully, where did this girl come from?

Just wondering, Wang Dazhui's huge pig's head suddenly appeared at the door. The kid held up the umbrella in his hand and looked at me with a mean smile: "Fengzi, is it exciting?"