I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

"I'm irritating you, uncle!" I reacted suddenly, grabbed a pillow and threw it over, this bastard is doing something!

Wang Dachui directly hid in the past: "Oh shit, son of a bitch, you motherfucker can enjoy it slowly." After finishing speaking, Wang Dachui disappeared in a flash.

I lay paralyzed on the bed, looking at the sneering Zhou Xiaoqing and Yu Shu who were surrounded by me, I suddenly felt like a dark cloud was covering my head, Yaya's legs, I can't live through this day!

This is Bai Fumei and a female ghost, can she still be hospitalized properly?

I didn't intend to let Yushu take care of me, but Zhou Xiaoqing, a tiger girl, appeared at a very inopportune time. The most important thing is, this girl is unreasonable!

"Chen Feng, what's wrong? Do you want me to call a doctor?" Yu Shu recovered and looked at me worriedly.

"No, it's okay." I said something hastily, and Yu Shu stood up: "Then let me pour you some water."

As soon as the words were finished, Zhou Xiaoqing who was beside me suddenly sneered at me again, I trembled in fright, and looked at this girl in horror, paralyzed, with her smile, I felt like a little devil!

But before I could speak, Yu Shu had already walked over with a bottle of water, and very considerately helped me blow on the hot water, then handed it to me and said, "Drink, I've blown on it, it's not hot anymore."

I subconsciously glanced at Zhou Xiaoqing next to me. This girl kept sneering and didn't express anything.

To be honest, I was a little scared after being warned twice by this girl, but Miss Renyushu brought water in front of me, if I didn't stretch out my hand to drink it, wouldn't it be a slap in the face for her?

Thinking that I was reaching out to catch the water, Zhou Xiaoqing next to me suddenly frowned, threw herself on me, pressed my hands with both hands, grinned at me and said: "Chen Feng, how dare you drink it for you? Poured water?"

My mother is going crazy, Zhou Xiaoqing got kicked in the head by a donkey today?

My special mother is a wounded person after all, she won't let me eat apples, but now I won't let you drink saliva?

But Yu Shu was here, and I couldn't speak to Zhou Xiaoqing directly, so I struggled a few times, Zhou Xiaoqing, a tiger bitch, was so strong, like two iron tongs, she fixed my hand on the bed.

"Can't move? Then I'll feed you." Yushu said suddenly in front of him.

What the hell?

Before I could react, Yu Shu leaned over to me with a water glass in hand, and I held my breath for a moment, her face was beautiful, her facial features were exquisite and impeccable, her eyes were as black as gemstones sparkling, There was still a gentle smile on the corner of his mouth, his skin was fair and fluffy, and it was covered with a faint brilliance when the sun shined on it.

What is a goddess?

Yushu, this is simply the standard!

My heart was beating faster, and at this moment only Yushu was left in my sight!

As Yushu approached, I subconsciously caught a glimpse of her chest, my pupils constricted suddenly, my heart beat like a motor was installed, and it seemed to jump out of my chest, and my blood pressure climbed straight up!

Damn, although Yu Shu is wearing a long skirt today, when she leans over, the neckline naturally falls down. From my line of sight, I can just see a large snow-white area on her chest, as well as a faint outline of a ravine. !

In a daze, I felt the warmth in my nose, and Yushu who was approaching me was stunned: "Chen Feng, you have a nosebleed."

"Fuck, Chen Feng, you still dare to have a nosebleed, it's unreasonable!" Almost at the same time, Zhou Xiaoqing's angry shout exploded in my ears.

Before he could react, an angry Zhou Xiaoqing slapped the water glass in Yu Shu's hand, and a whole glass of boiling water was poured on me.

I sat up with a scream of "ah" from being burned, and hurriedly pulled the quilt to wipe the water on my body. Yu Shu beside me also screamed, holding a paper towel in panic while tearing off my clothes to help me wipe the water off my body. While apologizing: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."

"Chen Feng, you still dare to take off your clothes? Didn't you agree that you are mine?" Zhou Xiaoqing beside me exclaimed, and slapped my face with a "slap": "Chen Feng, you beast !"

I was dumbfounded on the spot, the right side of my face was burning with pain, damn it, no one else has such a good temper?

"Zhou Xiaoqing, are you fucking finished?" I yelled at Zhou Xiaoqing angrily, numb, if this girl doesn't treat her today, she will have to fly to the sky!

"What?" Yushu in front of me looked at me blankly, I didn't care, stared at Zhou Xiaoqing, this girl was also startled by my reaction, after three seconds, this girl suddenly followed Xiaopi Like a child, he opened his mouth "wow" and started to "cry": "Chen Feng, you yell at me, this day is unbearable, this baby doesn't want to live anymore... woo woo woo..."

I felt like crying to death in an instant. What kind of wicked thing did my special mother do?God would send such a stupid and cute Zhou Xiaoqing to trick me?

What if she doesn't want to live?It seems that she is alive now?

Chapter 89 The Unpromising Foodie Zhou Xiaoqing

This girl Zhou Xiaoqing seemed to be crazy, sitting next to me, covering her face with her hands and crying, and she cried very rhythmically, the yin energy in her body had to burst out twice after crying.

I really couldn't listen anymore, so I shouted at Zhou Xiaoqing: "Zhou Xiaoqing, can you stop crying? If you don't know, you might think you are having a concert!"

"No!" Zhou Xiaoqing glared at me fiercely, "Chen Feng, you beast, you have slept with this baby so many times, and this baby has only been away for a few days, and you hooked up with other girls. woo woo woo..."

Immediately I lost my composure, and hurriedly said: "Hey, you have to speak with your conscience. Our relationship is so pure, why are you talking so ambiguously? Besides, you forced me to sleep so many times. Bar?"

"You still dare to talk back to me!" Zhou Xiaoqing stared at me resentfully, "Then you slept with me and ran away twice?"

I slapped my forehead with the palm of my hand, dammit, a mistake will cause eternal hatred!

Can you blame me for something so uncontrollable about horse racing?

Thanks to Zhou Xiaoqing's absence, otherwise, if I tell Yushu about it, my mother will have to find a crack in the ground to get in.

"Chen Feng, are you okay? What's the matter? How many times have you slept?" At this time, Yu Shu who was at the side probably saw me talking to the air and thought I was going crazy, so she asked me worriedly.

"It's okay, it'll be fine soon." I said something to her, and was about to turn my head and continue to argue with Zhou Xiaoqing, but suddenly, Zhou Xiaoqing's body was blown by a gust of wind, and the white skirt on her body seemed to be splashed with red paint. turn red.

In an instant, ten thousand muddy horses galloped wildly in my mind, what the hell, why do you turn into a ghost and go crazy if you don't agree with each other?

"Hey, Zhou Xiaoqing, can we discuss something? Don't get mad at the slightest disagreement!" I was so anxious that I was going crazy. In my current state, Zhou Xiaoqing really got angry, and I couldn't hold her down.

"No, you men are all bad guys, there is no one good." Zhou Xiaoqing turned to look at me with a resentful expression, and then his eyes fell on Yu Shu: "Since you like this girl so much, then I will kill her! "

I was shocked and grabbed her: "Sister, I was wrong, can't I be wrong?"

"You really think you're wrong?" Zhou Xiaoqing looked at me fiercely.

"Wrong, absolutely wrong!" I said without hesitation, trying to make my expression look sincere and full of guilt and remorse.

But my heart was so sad that I was going to die, and I was paralyzed. Where did I go wrong?Obviously you are the one who is unreasonable!

I used to hear people say that women are unreasonable. I didn't pay attention to it. Today, I have seen it. This woman is unreasonable, killing people every minute!

"Very good! For the sake of your sincere apology, I will forgive you." Zhou Xiaoqing really believed my words, the yin energy in her body began to weaken, and the blood-colored skirt gradually turned white.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly admired my own acting skills. I figured that no matter how old I am, my buddy can also go to the entertainment industry for a while, as long as my acting skills and good looks are all right!

While trembling, Zhou Xiaoqing in front of him suddenly said, "However, capital crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be escaped."

I was shocked suddenly, looked at Zhou Xiaoqing, and gritted my teeth: "Tell me, I'll do it for you."

"It's very simple, buy me soy milk and fried dough sticks every morning from now on." Zhou Xiaoqing said.

"What the hell?" I was stunned for a moment, but as soon as I finished speaking, I saw Zhou Xiaoqing's scheming smile, and my heart skipped a beat, Yaya's legs, I seem to have been tricked again!

"Haha, you've been fooled, you're an idiot!" Sure enough, Zhou Xiaoqing suddenly grinned, floated to the balcony shaking his legs, and said to me: "Remember, the soy milk fried dough sticks every morning. "

I swear, if it wasn't for the sake of not being able to beat her, my special mother really wanted to go up and challenge her one-on-one now. This special mother has been bluffing for a long time, just to eat soy milk and fried dough sticks?

Foodies don’t bring such worthless people!

But anyway, this girl has calmed down, I turned my head to look at Yu Shu, Yu Shu must have been frightened by the way I spoke to the "air" just now, and looked at me worriedly.

"Well, I'm sorry, I scared you just now. It's a little business." I smiled awkwardly, and didn't want to tell Zhou Xiaoqing's matter. I can't treat it like a neuropathy.

Yu Shu's face finally eased a little, and he shook his head: "No, it's fine."

"Well, Yushu, why don't you go back, I don't have a big problem, I don't need to take care of it." I said to Yushu, and just after I finished speaking, Zhou Xiaoqing, who was sitting on the window sill shaking his feet, gave me a thumbs up : "Fengzi, your consciousness is quite high!"

Immediately, my egg hurts, can my consciousness not be high?If you don't agree with me, you will go crazy. If I don't send Yushu back, what if you really kill me?

But what I didn't expect was that Yu Shu bit his lips as if he had made up his mind: "No, I just want to stay and take care of you until you are discharged from the hospital, otherwise I will really feel guilty about what happened last time."

have to!What I said was in vain.

Seeing Yu Shu like this, I didn't think about sending her away any longer. If I continued, I would offend others.

Those who stayed with her in the hospital knew how much she had suffered. Given Yushu's family background, she was spoiled and spoiled since she was a child. She probably couldn't bear the crime after dying all night, so she left by herself.

I took another look at Zhou Xiaoqing, and she didn't object, so I was relieved that the situation was finally under control.

But in the next three days, Yushu really persisted, and had no intention of leaving at all.

If it were someone else, it would be Bai Fumei and a cute female ghost waiting around, so he would definitely be flying with joy.

But for me, damn it, it's a nightmare!

This girl Zhou Xiaoqing seems to have a natural hatred towards Yushu. As long as Yushu is next to me, she has never been quiet. As long as I get closer to Yushu, this girl will immediately let go of her yin and prepare to transform. Several times, if I hadn't stopped her quickly, this girl would have appeared directly in front of Yu Shu!

But as soon as Yushu leaves, this girl immediately becomes a stupid girl, lying on my bed, chatting with me, sometimes I even wonder if there are two Zhou Xiaoqings by my side!

On the fourth night, Zhou Xiaoqing drifted out for a stroll because of boredom, and Yu Shu was not there. I was lying on the hospital bed watching TV, when suddenly the door was pushed open.

I turned around and saw that it was Yushu.

But this girl was dressed strangely. She was wearing a khaki windbreaker on a hot day. She walked in with a lunch box in her hand and smiled at me, then turned around and closed the door.

"Yu Shu, don't you think it's too hot for you to dress like this?" I asked a little puzzled.

"It's hot, it's hot." Yu Shu turned around and smiled at me charmingly and winked: "But I want to surprise you."

As soon as the words fell, Yu Shu put down the lunch box, grabbed the collar of the windbreaker with two slender white hands, and slowly took off the windbreaker...

Chapter 90 Yu Shu's Temptation of Death

I was confused on the spot, what kind of rhythm is this girl?

But in the next second, when Yushu took off the windbreaker, my heartbeat accelerated instantly, as if it was about to jump out of my chest, and a wave of evil fire burst out in my dantian!

No wonder Yushu wore a windbreaker on a hot day, but she just wore a nightgown underneath it!

It's still white lace!

Moreover, this nightdress is still very short, it can only cover the bottom of her thighs, revealing Yushu's long, slender and fair legs, which are smooth and plump just like suet jade, without any excess fat.

On Yu Shu's chest, a large snow-white area was also exposed, and her chest was upturned, and a deep gully could be clearly seen under the cover of lace.

In the past, I only thought that Yushu's figure was very good, but now it looks like this, oh, it's so good that it explodes!

Under the light, Yushu's body seemed to be coated with a layer of misty white light, not to mention how tempting it is!

"Are you surprised?" Yu Shu had a charming smile on his face, his eyes were watery, and he walked towards me slowly with his long, slender legs.

I stared at Yushu dumbfounded, this girl is the temptation of Chi Guoguo!

In an instant, I made up the plots of various blockbuster movies in island countries, ah bah, it is the plots of dog blood idol dramas.

Paralyzed, is it possible that I will reach the pinnacle of my life so soon?

Is it possible that Lao Tzu's appearance is so outstanding, and a super rich and beautiful woman like Yu Shu can't wait to push me back?

My breathing became short of breath, and my heart was beating faster. It was thanks to me that I didn't have a heart attack, otherwise I would definitely have a heart attack just like this.

At this moment, Yushu had already walked to my bedside, and a seductive fragrance rushed into my nasal cavity. I shivered suddenly, and saw Yushu biting her red lips lightly, like a kitten. Slowly climbed onto the hospital bed, put her white hands on the bed, and leaned towards me with a charming smile.

For a moment, my mind was in a dead state, my whole body was tense and straight, and I even forgot to breathe!

In the line of sight, Yu Shu approached slowly, with her appearance, figure and dress, she is so attractive to commit crimes!

"Do you like it?" Yu Shu's red lips pressed against my ear and breathed out hot air. I felt a burst of numbness all over my body, and subconsciously said, "I like it."

Damn, the eunuch would probably say he doesn't like such an exciting scene!

"If you like it, then I'll be yours." Yushu's whole body was pressed against my chest, like a kitten, smiling charmingly, her red lips slowly approaching mine.

My mind went blank, dammit, this happiness came so fast!

I closed my eyes subconsciously, ready to cater to Yushu's unrestrained, but at this moment, a bright light flashed in front of my eyes, I was shocked suddenly, opened my eyes, Yushu lying on my chest was holding a A fruit knife was inserted into my chest: "Go to hell!"

"Damn it!" I reacted instantly, raised my hands and grabbed Yu Shu's hand, but this girl was crazy, she was so charming just now, she grinned and grabbed my hand Desperately press down.

This posture, it seems that I have a bloody feud with her, it is going to kill me!

"Die, I want you to die!" Yushu roared, desperately trying to poke me with a fruit knife.

I grabbed her hand and shook her hard, knocking her down under the bed, and then I got out of bed as soon as I turned over, almost on the front and rear feet, Yushu pierced the bed board with a fruit knife, I saw Looking at her, she was so anxious that she was going crazy: "Yu Shu, my special mother didn't kill your father, why did you kill me?"

But Yushu ignored me at all, bared her teeth and growled, pulled out the fruit knife, and rushed over. I was so fast that I didn't have time to hide, and she threw me to the ground. She straddled me and raised the fruit knife It hit me in the chest again.

"Your mother is still in a good mood, isn't she?" I grabbed her hands and yelled, but it was thanks to this girl's lack of strength, otherwise, my mother's chest would have been poked a hole in the chest a long time ago!

"Chen Feng!" At this moment, Zhou Xiaoqing's voice suddenly sounded.

With a sudden jolt, I saw Zhou Xiaoqing floating at the door, glaring at me angrily, and the white skirt on her body quickly turned red: "I just went out for a walk, and you are going to have sex with this girl." , still in the hospital...you beast!"

I was so anxious that I was going crazy, I yelled at her: "You are blind, she is trying to kill me, help!"

Zhou Xiaoqing reacted, rushed over with a gust of wind, reached out and grabbed Yushu's shoulder, and directly lifted Yushu up from me.

But at this moment, Yushu let out a low growl, turned around and punched Zhou Xiaoqing's chest, a red light suddenly lit up, Zhou Xiaoqing yelled in pain, flew two meters away and fell to the ground.