Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

Therefore, he almost came up with the most shocking show, and each of the evening's shows was carefully selected by him, and each show can bring a different experience to everyone.

With a smile on the corner of Qin Hao's mouth, he is looking forward to the next show and what everyone will do. He is sure that today's Spring Festival Gala will definitely bring a different style to the world.

.......

Within Yujing Demon City, a place where mortals live.

At this time, night had fallen, and several members of the family were watching the live broadcast. A little fat boy was sitting on Grandpa's lap, watching the live broadcast with excitement.

"Wow, so many beautiful young ladies, are they the Thousand-Handed Avalokitesvara?"

The little fat man had an excited expression on his face. It was the first time he saw such a thing, and it shocked his young mind a lot.

"Yes, this may be the Thousand-Handed Avalokitesvara."

Grandpa smiled, and then looked at the couple next to him, with gentle smiles on his face.

He didn't expect that in the first half of his life, he was homeless, but here, he found a place that could accommodate his family, and he felt a great sense of satisfaction both in life and in spirit.

Their family doesn't need to worry about money and stomach anymore, as long as they are willing to work, they can get a good salary.

Even for those who celebrate Chinese New Year, even if they are resting at home, their family can still get wages. All this is thanks to the city lord. where is it.

"Grandson, come, try this little thing. I heard it is cat's ears. It is very crisp and delicious. Try it."

The old man took out a small snack on the plate and put it in the mouth of his grandson. These small snacks were enough for them to buy on Taobao in the Three Realms. Although the price was a bit more expensive, it was still acceptable. Snacks, no matter how expensive they are, how expensive can they be?

Of course, this is Chinese New Year, otherwise, their family would not be willing to buy enough.

"Grandpa, you eat too."

While watching intently, the little fat man fed his grandpa.

"Haha, grandpa eats too, you should eat some too, there are a lot more, eat while watching the show."

Hearing this, the old man laughed out loud, but there were tears in the corners of his eyes.

........

This scene happened in many places where the mortals of Yujing Demon City lived.

These mortals, in the past, most of them even had problems with eating, and they didn't have a second meal after eating, but now, they don't need to worry about their stomachs, and even being able to live a good life in this era can be regarded as a high-quality Life, therefore, every family is very happy.

At this time, in the Yujing Demon City, both mortals and demons are watching their mobile phones. The Thousand-Handed Avalokitesvara program is very shocking to them, and they can’t recover for a long time. Sitting on the stool sluggishly, I don't know what to say.

"Everyone here, I don't know if you like this show or not, but for me, this show is very shocking, and I think you all find it very interesting. So, what I can tell you is that this is just Just a beginning."

On the stage, Xiaoqian's figure reappeared and said with a gentle smile.

"Next, let's have the next show. I'm sure that everyone has never seen such a similar show. It's very interesting. Let's enjoy it, skits, selling abductees!"

Xiaoqian said something and walked off the stage with a smile on her face.

When everyone heard the name of this program, they were stunned, selling abduction?

What is this?

Seems like a skit?

However, what is this sketch?

Everyone looked confused. They found that this Spring Festival Gala really had a lot of unexpected programs, and they were all things they had never heard of. It was very novel.

However, when everyone thought that this was Qin Hao's territory, everyone was suddenly taken aback.

Nonsense, Qin Hao himself is a strange existence, a representative word for novelty, so there seems to be no surprise.

Then everyone saw a couple who looked like a husband and wife walking onto the stage. The most important thing was that their clothes were very plain, even tattered, and they didn't look like rich people at first glance.

I saw that the woman was wearing a red scarf or something like that, which looked a bit old-fashioned, and the man in front was holding a very weird thing in his hand.

"Big fudge, big fudge."

At this time, the woman spoke.

When everyone heard the name of the big flicker, they were stunned for a moment, because although they didn't know what the big flicker meant, they basically understood it.

"What do you mean big flicker?"

Nuwa looked at Qin Hao and asked with a smile.

"Uh, it's a liar, a fool."

Qin Hao was taken aback when he heard the words, and then said.

When everyone heard this, they immediately became interested. It turned out to be a liar. What does this mean?

"What are you talking about, in front of everyone, don't call me by my stage name, okay?"

The man with the two beards in front suddenly said with a reluctance.

With the progress of the show, everyone knew that this was a couple who came from a relatively remote place, and that man had no great skills, but he was very good at fooling people. This was not the first time he went out to deceive people.

As for the thing in the man's hand, I heard that it was specially made for people with bad legs and feet, because with this thing, it can give some support to the legs. At that time, even people with bad legs and feet will be able to move.

When everyone saw this scene, their eyes lit up slightly. They didn't say how the show was, but at the very least, this thing called crutches was very good. At the very least, it could benefit people in this world.

After all, there are many people in this world with bad legs, and there are many of them.

Immortals certainly don't need it, but mortals have a lot of it.

(To be continued)

Chapter 524 Abducted

After the short start of the show, everyone basically knew some vocabulary of the show.

This is also the reason why Qin Hao didn't think carefully. Although he thought of a lot, what he didn't expect was that some vocabulary in the post-era is very unfamiliar to people in this world.

Therefore, after Empress Nuwa asked him what the meaning of big flickering is, as long as there are unfamiliar words, there will be some explanations on the edge of the stage, for example, what is the meaning of crutches, what is the meaning of big flickering, etc. .

The crowd quickly embraced the show's vocabulary.

"Look at me and act, okay, someone is coming, hurry up and shout."

At this time, the man saw a person riding a bicycle not far away, and immediately said something to his wife.

"Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh! oh, oh! oh!"

Then there was a scene that almost made everyone laugh. The man on the bicycle seemed to subconsciously obey the woman's words, and almost rode his bicycle off the stage.

"What did I say you're instructing blindly? You know where I'm going, so let me kidnap you?"

"Hahaha!"

When everyone heard this, they burst out laughing.

It's the first time they've watched this kind of program, and their laughing points are very low. In fact, it's not that their laughing points are low. When this show selling abductees appeared in the Spring Festival Gala, it was able to make everyone laugh sketches.

The classic of the classics.

At this time, the husband said: "Call for sale!"

The wife nodded: "Sell it, sell it!"

"Are you connected?"

The husband said something broken.

"Abduction Oh, abduction!"

When the man on the bicycle heard this, his expression changed immediately: "En? What's going on? Who wants to kidnap and sell you?"

At the edge, there was a line of explanation, abduction and trafficking is a means of deceiving ordinary people, whether it is an adult or a child, after being abducted and sold, the end is very miserable.

When everyone saw this explanation, they immediately understood why the man on the bicycle had that expression after hearing about the abduction. I am afraid that as long as he is a person with a good conscience, he will take action after seeing such a thing. .

"Are you going to kidnap and sell?"

The somewhat burly man on a bicycle suddenly looked at his husband with unkind eyes and asked.

"What do you look at, abduction? That's it, can I sell it? You buy it!"

The husband immediately rolled his eyes, looking helpless.

Everyone laughed when they saw it. Indeed, I have to say that the actors Qin Hao found are very good, especially the woman, who is very similar to the one in the previous life, no matter the figure or appearance of the woman. , even worse than ordinary women.

That's it, even if you want to sell it, you can't sell it!

"We're a couple, we're just joking around here."

"These two, who are older than the Chinese New Year, are here to sell their daughter-in-law to play, oops..."

The little fat man said something dumbfounding, and turned around as if pushing a bicycle away, but at this moment, there was a startled voice behind him.

"Oh, it's very dangerous. He is very sick."

The husband looked at the back of the little fat man and said solemnly: "It's very serious, too serious."

When everyone heard this, they subconsciously glanced at the little fat man, glanced up and down, and some even used their divine sense to check the fat man's body.

However, they found that this little fat man was in very good health. Apart from the normal birth, aging, sickness and death of some mortals, there seemed to be no life-threatening ailments.

What does this guy mean?

"No, this guy can't be a fool, right? In a place like Yujing Mountain, even if a person is about to die, if he takes a breath of spiritual energy here, all diseases will be cured. If the disease can be cured here, that is not nonsense. ?"

"You know what a fart, didn't you look at the front? This guy is a big fool, a big liar. He came out this time just to sell the crutch in his hand. Now he finally saw a person. He didn't say that he had Sick, is it possible for someone to buy that crutch?"

In the live broadcast room, someone quickly explained.

At the beginning, they just didn't get used to it, but they are gods after all, and their ability to accept is very strong. It only takes a moment to understand it.

"What did you say?"

At this time, the little fat man turned and glanced at the man.

"Oh, it's none of your business.

The husband smiled and waved his hand.

"What the hell, serious?

The wife came over curiously and asked curiously.

Hearing this, the husband pondered for a while, and said slowly: "Actually, logically speaking, I should tell him that this disease is very dangerous."

Speaking of this, I saw the little fat man turned his head to look at him, and quickly put on a smile on his face: "It's okay, I see something wrong, my wife won't let me tell you, and you can't believe it, so go away , it’s okay, hehe, it’s okay, let’s go.”

"It's a godsend, you really are."

The little fat man was terrified by what the husband said, feeling a little uncomfortable, and turned around as if to leave, but at this moment, there was a sudden loud noise behind him, which made him tremble all over in fright.

"It's late when the disease is discovered!"

"What's the matter with you? Say something nice during the Chinese New Year! What's the matter!"

The little fat man suddenly didn't want to, this is so big for Chinese New Year, you are late, can you still make people happy Chinese New Year?

"Don't get excited, see something wrong, oops, you don't believe it."

"You have to tell me, believe it or not, what's going on?"

"Let's not talk about the illness first, I know what you do!"

The husband smiled slightly, as if he was holding a wisdom pearl, and like a magic stick.

Everyone immediately laughed. They were very sure that these three people were just mortals.

"Ahem, you still know what I do, what do I do?"

The little fat man coughed dryly, with a look of disbelief.

"You're the big boss of the business."

The husband smiled slightly and said something happily.

"What?"

Hearing this, the little fat man's eyes widened suddenly, as if he saw something incredible.

"That's impossible."

However, at this moment, the husband spoke directly.