Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

"Nonsense, did the big boss ride this out?"

Hearing the second half of the sentence, the little fat man rolled his eyes, said helplessly, and patted the bicycle.

"Hahaha."

When everyone saw this scene, they immediately burst out laughing. Bicycles, they all knew that the urban management brigade of Yujing Demon City was riding on these bikes. It was not a good thing, because there were better things.

If you are a big boss or a rich person, you really don't like bicycles.

But they knew better that these few words were just the man's temptation.

They had really seen this kind of thing in the mortal world.

(To be continued)

Chapter 525 Life is like a play

"Haha, so this is a sketch, it's interesting, it's really very interesting!"

"I didn't know that there are such interesting things in this world. It's so interesting. My little one has a stomachache, hahahaha."

In the live broadcast room, there has been an explosion, because no one in this world has ever seen such an interesting program in this world, which is much more interesting than what they have seen before.

"You boy, you are really a genius."

Master Tongtian patted Qin Hao's shoulder with a smile, his face was full of smiles, even to the point where he couldn't help it.

Turning his head, he saw that the corners of the mouths of those quasi-sages were all twitching. If it weren't for their cultivation and their extraordinary identities, they would have laughed out loud by now. Interesting.

At this time, the show was still going on, and the husband was able to guess what the little fat man was doing with his nose, which surprised everyone.

The classic lines also appeared directly.

With a big head and a thick neck, he is either rich or a cook!

"In the recent period of time, I don't feel any part of your body, which is different from the past. You think, you think hard, and you tell the truth."

At this time, the man who looked like a husband spoke slowly, even guiding.

"I don't feel any difference, I just feel that my face is getting bigger?"

The little fat man is already a little confused now, nonsense, such a flicker, even a smart person is already confused now.

"Haha, your face is getting bigger and bigger?"

"This little fat man is so funny, he actually thinks he has a big face, hahaha!"

If the people at the scene still care about their identities and don't yell, then in the live broadcast room, no one cares about this at all, even the gods don't care at all. After all, they are watching the live broadcast now, anyway Nobody knows what they're talking about.

"Yes, this is not the main symptom! Do you know why your face is so big?"

The husband nodded and continued to guide, although his wife often pulled him, but he didn't care at all.

"What?"

The little fat man was stunned, and asked in surprise.

"It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that suffocated the top."

The husband smiled slightly, his eyes sparkled, as if he had already guessed the other party's answer.

"Where did you hold that?"

The little fat man nodded suddenly, and continued to ask.

"Below the waist, feet up."

"Legs?"

The little fat man felt blessed, touched his legs, and asked in surprise.

"Right!"

"Hahaha!"

When everyone saw this scene, they laughed even more wildly. They knew that after such a big circle, this guy must still be selling the crutches he made, and now, he finally got to the point.

"No, there is nothing wrong with my legs!"

However, at this time, the little fat man shook his head. If his legs were sick, he could still ride a bicycle. Isn't that nonsense?

Besides, whether my legs are sick or not, haven't I counted them in my heart?

"Two steps! Take two steps! If you are not sick, take two steps! Do you want to see a doctor? Just take two steps!"

The husband smiled slightly, stretched out his hand, let the other party follow behind him, and then walked slowly.

"Come on, two steps, two steps, two steps, two steps, two steps."

The little fat man is helpless, the main thing is that he doesn't believe in evil, you say you are fine, but suddenly your legs get sick, isn't that nonsense?

Helpless, he could only follow behind the other party and walked up.

However, everyone could tell that the guy who looked like a husband was very wicked. They saw him walking in front with the little fat guy behind him, unknowingly, up and down, slowly, even The little fat man followed suit up and down.

"Hahaha!"

Seeing this scene, everyone almost shed tears, almost laughing them to death.

The gods are alright, but mortals are almost out of breath from laughing, and feel that it is difficult for them to breathe.

"Giggle!"

At the scene, the juniors such as Nannan and Princess Jinyang didn't care about their appearance at all, and laughed directly. In the arms of Nuwa and Houtu, their small bodies trembled crazily as they laughed.

Nuwa and Houtu looked at each other, and smiled helplessly, with a cheerful smile on the corner of their mouths.

I have to say that this sketch is very interesting. If Avalokitesvara is shocking, then this sketch is novel and funny, very interesting!

"Stop! Are there any problems with your shoes?"

At this moment, the husband suddenly stopped and asked.

"What's wrong?"

Hearing this, the little fat man froze for a moment, and asked in surprise.

"One high and one low?"

The husband smiled slightly and said slowly.

"These are sneakers!"

The little fat man was stunned, then looked at the shoes on his feet, and explained something. At the same time, there was an explanation of the sneakers on the side.

"Damn, it's because your legs are sick, one leg is short!"

The husband smiled and said bluntly, even the expression on his face was very certain.

"That's okay! If I want one leg longer and the other shorter, the pants seller will tell me!"

When the little fat man heard it, he waved his hand directly.

"Did the trousers seller tell you that you still buy trousers? Doesn't it look like I have the right mind?"

When everyone heard this, they almost laughed out loud. How dare you say you have a good heart?When you say this, don't you feel that your heart is hurting?

The little fat man is also a little confused now, subconsciously nodded: "Yes."

That's true, if you are a person who sells pants, then you will definitely not tell yourself that one leg is short and the other is long.

Otherwise, wouldn't it be impossible to sell?

"Well, I'll adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your legs follow my hand to lift up as high as you can. I let you fall and you just fall as hard as you want, okay? Believe it or not? The leg is definitely sick, and the right leg is short! Come on, get up!"

At this time, the husband said slowly, as if I was doing it for your own good.

"This guy, really, is he acting in his true colors? Could it be that he was such a person before?"

When Master Tongtian saw this scene, he hesitated a little.

Even if it's a performance, it's too realistic. Whether it's expression or demeanor, they are impeccable. Even if they are saints, they can only see some clues. He is a little doubtful now, will this guy In everyday life, in fact, this is the kind of person.

"Ahem, master, what are you talking about, this is a show, a show, it's just a show."

Hearing this, Qin Hao couldn't help laughing and crying. This reminded him that in his previous life, when the family was sitting together watching a movie, as long as there was an old lady who was an annoying character on TV, then his grandparents would say that this old lady probably In life, the same is true.

This shows that his acting skills are indeed very high.

(To be continued)

Chapter 526

"boom!"

At this time, the little fat man obeyed the husband's order, slowly raised one foot, and stomped vigorously on the ground.

Even, everyone present could hear the little fat man pushing so hard that he stomped the stage to the ground.

"Stop, is it alright?"

At this time, the husband asked slowly.

"It's numb."

The little fat man covered his face, his face was a little ugly, and he even doubted life.

You said that your good legs suddenly became numb?

"Why is he numb?"

Even the wife, with a shocked expression on her face, hurried over and asked in a low voice.

When the little fat man came here just now, he was fine, but after listening to their old man's words, his legs are not working well now, which made her curious.

"Nonsense, if you stomp, you will be numb!"

The husband whispered something.

"Pfft, hahaha, that's what happened!"

Everyone didn't understand at first, but after some people experimented, yes, they were also stomping their feet, and even the gods dispersed their mana and stomped their feet frantically, only to find that their legs were also numb.

What the hell, as long as a normal person stomps his feet so hard, it will definitely be numb.

So, this husband has been fooling people!

"Tsk tsk, I have seen it, what is a big fool, so that's how the nickname came from, awesome!"

In the live broadcast room, there was joy.

"These plots are all your kid's ideas?"

On the court, Nuwa Saint looked at Qin Hao with a smile and asked softly.

Qin Hao: "..."

Sister, you really think highly of me, I would like to, but it's a pity, I really don't have that talent.

However, it is even more impossible to explain that someone else came up with it, so I can only nod reluctantly.

"You kid, you are really a genius!"

Daode Tianzun shook his head with a smile.

But at this time, as the time of the program passed, the skit was coming to an end, and with the little fat man saying thank you, the program ended directly.

After watching it, everyone was overjoyed, and some even laughed under the table.

This is normal, even for Qin Hao's previous life, this is a classic sketch, and some young people, when they see this sketch now, think it is meaningless, but at that time, this It is almost a pinnacle work, an unsurpassed existence!

"Haha, I think everyone likes this skit very much. To be honest, I like it very much too. It's very interesting."

At this time, Xiaoqian came to the stage with a smile on her face. It can be seen that even she, the host, likes this show very much.

"Tell me, do you like it?"

"like!"

The crowd was very face-saving, and they shouted directly. Of course, these were the shouts of some juniors, but the powerful people smiled very reservedly.