I!Yuan Devouring Beast!super fierce!

This is no longer a stone monkey, but a new species of plant monkey.

"Monkey! Is it uncomfortable to grow grass like this?"

"Huh? Where did the cat demon come from? How dare you come in front of my old grandson?"

When the monkey saw Li Yue, his only bright eyes flashed with curiosity.

"Let's talk about this later! Let me clean up your image first!"

While talking, Li Yue took out a set of flamethrowers from the Shenwei space, and pointed it at the monkey.

"Wait! What are you going to do?"

The monkey looked at the dark muzzle of the flame gun vigilantly, feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart.

"Why panic? You're not afraid of fire!"

There is nothing wrong with the alchemy furnace for 49 days!What are you afraid of now?

"wait a minute!"

[Author's digression]: I love you~ good night~

Here Xiaobailong and Zhu Bajie have bugs.

I don't know if you can see it

Chapter 287 Pee him! (Pursue more bank notes~)

After the fiery flames, billows of smoke rose into the sky.

Not only the weeds and bushes were ignited, but even the monkey's monkey hair was ablaze.

"Ah! It's hot!"

The monkey with only one arm left outside began to thrash wildly.

Li Yue was also dumbfounded when he saw the situation, and hurriedly put away the flamethrower.

But the monkey's hair had already been set on fire, and he didn't have a blogger at hand, so he couldn't help at all, and couldn't put out the fire!

Fortunately, the clever Lord Devouring Beast had an idea and immediately thought of a way to break the situation!

"Don't panic, monkey! I have a skill that can save you!"

The monkey was shooting the fire with his eyes closed. After hearing this sentence, a chill suddenly rose in his heart.

Li Yue flicked his tail, released a group of saberback jackals from the Shenwei space, and then raised his paws to point at the burning monkey.

"Piss him!"

Now the knife spine jackal, after adding the excellent genes of the white wolf Xiaotian, was easily tamed and very obedient.

After receiving Li Yue's order, he immediately rushed towards the monkey in the center of the sea of ​​flames.

When encountering fire, raise your hind legs to pee, and when one inventory is emptied, it will be replenished by the rear.

Li Yue felt extremely relieved when he saw this scene, but when the monkey saw this scene, the whole monkey was about to collapse.

"Wait! Wait a minute!"

For Li Yue's rescue, Houzi expressed his rejection from the bottom of his heart. As the majestic Monkey King, he was about to be peed by a dog.

If other gods and monsters know about this, how can he meet people?

After that, his face will be as red as his butt!

"What are you waiting for? The fire is critical! How can you have time to wait? Just bear with it! The urine is not very strong!"

Looking at the monkey whose arms had been burned and bald, Li Yue saw it in his eyes, smiled... pain in his heart.

Can't wait any longer!Keep the fire going!Monkey head will be burnt bald!

"Aww! Can't you use water? This is too disgusting!"

Seeing the approaching pack of jackals, the monkeys were about to go crazy.

"Where is there any water near here? It would be nice to have this! You think it's disgusting, and I think it's disgusting! Just say if you want it or not?"

Li Yue vaguely remembered that a certain man at the top of the food chain drank it, even though he drank his own.

"I don't want it! You don't want to come here! Ah! By the way! Use soil! Just use soil!"

"Tsk~"

Seeing that the monkey had come up with a solution, although Li Yue felt a little regretful, he still gave the knifeback jackals another command.

So the obedient wolves turned around collectively, aimed at the monkey and started digging madly.

"Wait a minute! You peed on that piece of soil! Change it first... Ah bah bah bah!"

Spitting out the smelly soil, the monkey closed its eyes in despair, and then covered its mouth with its hands.

He swears!After going out, this cat must look good!

……

Two or three minutes later, the fire was extinguished.

Facing the dogs bouncing over and wagging their tails at him, Li Yue felt very satisfied.

"What a dog... what a wolf! Go back and eat meat!"

After stroking the dog's head, he took them all back, and then Li Yue carefully avoided the smelly ground and came in front of the monkey.

"Monkey smash! Are you okay? You didn't get burned out, did you?"

Looking at the numb and desperate monkey with tears all over his face, Li Yue felt a little embarrassed. After all, he was responsible for all the evil.

"I remember that you can put out fires? Why didn't you come out just now? Wipe away your tears! Look at you, pear blossoms with rain!"

Hearing Li Yue's voice, the monkey's eyes gradually recovered.

He wiped a handful of tears with his hands, watched Li Yue take a deep breath, and suppressed all the elegant and easy-going words in his stomach.

Calm down!Hold back!You are no longer that tough monkey!

Now that I have scolded the cat, what if he pees on me again?

Judging by his behavior just now, he doesn't look like a kind person!

"Old Sun is fine! After all, it is just a common fire. If it is not suppressed by the Wuzhi Mountain, it will not burn a single hair of Lao Sun!"

"And the smoke just now was too heavy, it made Lao Sun's eyes uncomfortable!"

Hearing this, Li Yue understood that Wuzhishan not only suppressed the monkey's body, but also suppressed his mana.

Don't say it's the fire-preventing formula, even ordinary small spells can't be used, otherwise it won't be the appearance of a plant monkey just now.

In the original novel of Journey to the West, the monkey is able to rush into the sea of ​​fire by relying on the fire-dispelling formula when facing the real fire of Samadhi of the red boy.

It's a pity that his eyes couldn't bear the smoke and fire, and he lost his way in the sea of ​​flames. After a long time, he almost died.

Back then, the monkey was imprisoned in the alchemy furnace by the Taishang Laojun, and it was refined for 49 days.

He escaped by hiding in Xunmen, but his eyes were damaged by the smoke and turned into a pair of golden eyes.

Although he can see through all kinds of demons and ghosts, he also has an extra weakness out of thin air.

"Indeed! It's all the fault of the Taishang Laojun! You bastard!"

Li Yue helped the monkey and scolded the Supreme Lord a few times, and then got down to business.

"That...monkey! I am here this time, I actually want to tell you a happy event!"

Hou Zi glanced at Li Yue, feeling an ominous premonition in his heart, not knowing what bad things were waiting for him.

"What great event?"

"You wait for a while! This kind of moment cannot be without BGM!"

Li Yue took out the stereo that had accompanied him in several battles, and pressed the play button.

"Today is a good day! Everything you want can come true! Today is a good day! Open the door and let's welcome the spring breeze..."

monkey:(???)

This cat is specified to have some cat disease!

"Monkey! You are now a father! Seven sons! Seven wives!"

"How is it? Are you happy? Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

Monkey: (￣ー￣)

"You... what did you say?"

"Ben Meow said you have seven sons!"

"Where did the seven monkeys come from?"

"No! It's seven cats!"

monkey:(﹁"﹁)

"Seven cats shouldn't have anything to do with my old grandson, right? Aren't you just a cat?"

This cat is really sick!

"Don't worry! Listen to Ben Miao tell you slowly! That day..."

With vivid words, Li Yue explained the ins and outs of the seven little gourd cats to the monkey in detail.

"So that's it! Do you understand?"

Houzi nodded slowly, "Understood! How could you, a cat monster, just out of thin air impure monkey's innocence! When did my old grandson do such dirty tricks!"

Seeing that the monkey was smoking with anger, Li Yue quickly comforted him:

"Don't pay attention to these details! We are discussing about the little gourd cat now, let's put the rest aside!"

"Fart! If this gets out! My old grandson's reputation will be ruined!"

"Damn it! You are a little Bi Mawen! How can you have a reputation?"

Hearing Li Yue's words, the monkey was silent for three seconds, and then raised its head to the sky and let out a loud roar, "You bully too much!"

Seeing the black smoke billowing from the top of the monkey's head, Li Yue sighed in his heart that this mythical world is just different!

Angry can really smoke!Then maybe it will catch fire soon!

Sure enough, just as the monkey stopped roaring, flames burst out of him three feet high.

"Monkey! Don't be angry! Look at your anger coming out!"

"Damn it! This is the fire you just set on fire again! Hurry up and put out the fire!"

Li Yue: Ah, this...

Ahem... a little embarrassing!

[Author's Digression]: Please support~ hehe~

Chapter 288 What kind of suffering in the world is this! (Seeking more silver tickets~)

After another flurry, the rekindled flame was finally extinguished.

The monkey covered its jet-black head and face covered with big bumps with its only movable hand.

Tears slipped from between the fingers, leaving clear tear stains on his face.

This time it wasn't the wind and smoke, but the monkey who finally couldn't hold back.

too difficult!It is really too difficult!

Originally, he thought that being crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain was already an incomparable suffering, but the experience just now told Monkey that he was still too young!

What kind of human suffering is this frankly!Did he do too much evil, so God sent this cat to punish himself?

"Then what... the smoke is quite heavy! Are your eyes okay?"

Li Yue used the dark tentacles to roll a branch from a distance, and then poked the monkey. He felt that this guy was a little closed now.

After being poked more than a dozen times, the monkey finally moved and put its hand down.

"Dare to ask your name?"

"Miangui's surname is Li! The single name is the word Yue!