"Oh, Li Yue, may I ask that you came to see my old grandson this time just because of the seven cats?"

Seeing the suddenly polite monkey, Li Yue almost didn't react.

Isn't this guy out of his mind?It may also be smashed by myself!

When the fire was just put out, it was too late to call out the knifeback jackal.

Li Yue had no choice but to go into battle in person, aiming at the monkey with a rock and smashing it...

wrong!It just raised sand and covered it with the flames.

As for some stones mixed in, it is completely understandable to accidentally hit the monkey!

Moreover, the whole body of the monkey is indestructible, invulnerable to swords and guns, so it will definitely not care about such small things!

monkey:(???)

You fucking look at the bag on my head and say this again, bastard!

My old grandson didn't suffer this kind of pain on the Demon Slaying Stage back then!

"Wukong! I am here this time, indeed to help those kittens, to befriend you!"

"But you know it! My old grandson is not!"

"It doesn't matter if you are! What matters is that they all think you are!"

Li Yue was smiling at the moment, like a big bad wolf coaxing the little white rabbit to open the door.

"How about it! How about you bring them here, and let's explain to them together?"

Monkey didn't want to have any contact with those seven kittens at all.

If this news got out, the Seventh Fairy might fight him desperately?

"No!" Li Yue shook his head, directly cutting off the monkey's idea.

"why?"

"Because I never tell lies!"

Monkey: ( ̄ー ̄)

God doesn't tell lies!My old grandson is here!You still said you didn't tell a lie!

Sensing the monkey's contemptuous eyes, Li Yue smiled at him.

"If there is! Make it real! So you get it?"

The Primordial Beast has always convinced people with reasoning, and it does what it says, and there is not a single lie in its mouth!

Hi!But I am so proud of myself!Hurry up and pinch your waist!

After listening to Li Yue's words, the monkey closed his eyes, and veins appeared on his forehead.

If it weren't for the Tathagata's own seal on Wuzhi Mountain, he would have lifted the mountain now.

This cat is crazy!

When my old grandson goes out in the future, I must give you a golden cudgel!See what's going on in your head!

After beating Li Yue hard in his heart, the monkey breathed a sigh of relief, and then slowly opened his eyes.

"Li Yue! It's useless for you to torment my old grandson about this matter! If those cats go to Seven Fairies in the future, won't they be the same?"

"Put your heart in the pelvic cavity! It will definitely not be revealed!"

For this Li Yue is still very confident, and it will be good to go back to the Heavenly Court next time.

It just so happened that there were a few flat peach trees missing in the yard between him and his young lady!

When the time comes, the matter will be settled together, and if you want to face your kind request, the old Jade Emperor will not refuse.

"Okay! Now that you've said that! Then my old grandson won't say anything more! As long as you promise me one request!"

Li Yue was a little surprised to hear that the monkey agreed.

He also prepared a lot of torture... Ahh!Many negotiating methods have not been used?

"Ah? So fast? Otherwise... how many times will you refuse?"

monkey:(﹁"﹁)

Do you think my grandson is a fool?

"Just say okay?"

"Uh... can you tell me what the request is first?"

well!Li Yue felt a little lost because he had prepared so many plans for nothing.

"That is, when my old grandson comes out from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain one day, you will have a fight with me!"

Monkey stared at Li Yue with burning eyes, he swore!At that time, the two of them must fall one by one!

"That's it? That's for sure!"

Li Yue resolutely agreed, the more such requests come, the better. Not only did he not refuse, but he hoped that the more the better!

"I hope you keep your word, but don't run away and hide! You bring those seven kittens here!"

Isn't it just to recognize the son?His grandson Monkey has no idea how many people he has been a grandfather to!

As long as you can teach this cat a good lesson, none of this is a problem!

"Don't worry about this moment. When you are released, you will naturally meet those seven kittens on the westbound road."

Once again successfully maintaining his perfect image as a Master Devourer, Li Yue is in a great mood!

"Release? Westbound Road? Li Yue, what do you know?"

Houzi accurately grasped the key words, looked at Li Yue anxiously, and felt that what this guy said was true.

Otherwise, monsters without heels would not be able to enter Wuzhi Mountain, and they would not have the guts to tease the Monkey King!

"Hmph! The secret must not be leaked! How can you say it easily? You just need to wait quietly!"

Li Yue raised his chin, his face full of inscrutable expressions.

Experts always say half of what they say!Those who all shake out are called magic sticks and liars!

"Okay! I won't ask any more!"

The monkey who came to the conclusion had a look of joy on his face, and his eyes became lively again.

For a bitch whoosh... Ahhh!For a lively and active monkey, being pressed here and unable to move is really a more painful torture than death.

He really misses every plant and tree on Huaguo Mountain, monkeys and grandchildren!

"Remember, the seven little gourd cats are in Fuling Mountain."

"They look like cats with a small gourd on their heads. They have no problems except that they like to give them away one by one!"

"Oh! That's right! There is also a rabbit spirit beside them, please hold your hands when you meet them!"

After chatting with the monkey for a long time, Li Yue said everything he needed to say, and then he was about to leave.

"Monkey! Remember everything?"

"Remember! Remember! My old grandson has never seen such a nagging monster like you!"

Monkey looked at Li Yue with weird eyes. With his level of care, aren't those seven kittens really his sons?

"Okay! Then these fruits will be given to you! I planned to eat them for you to see, but it turned out to be useless!"

While Li Yue was talking, he threw out a lot of fruit.

Monkey rolled his eyes at Li Yue, and scolded him ten thousand times in his heart.

Just as he reached out his hand to eat a peach, he was twitched by a dark tentacle.

"Hiss! What are you doing?"

"Your hands are too dirty! You should wash them first!"

Li Yue couldn't see that he didn't wash his hands after eating, so he flicked his tail and took out a large bucket of clean water from the space.

monkey:(???)

"Li Yue! You fucking have water!"

"Huh? We've been discovered!"

[Author's Digression]: Please support~ I love you~

Chapter 289 Listen to the sophistry of cats and cats! (seeking more silver tickets~)

After finishing the monkey's affairs, Li Yue planned to go back.

There are no powerful monsters around Fuling Mountain, Gao Laozhuang has already appeared.

And the little gourd cats have their own dark brand protection, as long as they don't act like a wise man and raise an anti-flag to fight against the heaven, there will be no big problem.

Thinking of this, Li Yue looked at the monkey who was yelling and throwing fruit here.

"It's almost done! Ben Meow also forgot for a while! Would a being as righteous and kind as Ben Meow deliberately tease you?"

Monkey: "Beep beep!"

Where's your fucking face?Really don't want it?What did you do before have anything to do with justice and kindness?

Li Yue waved his paw lightly, and the power of darkness threw all the fruits back.

The last big durian hit the monkey's forehead accurately.

With a sound of "Boom", a powerful blow directly hit the monkey's head with a circle of flying birds.

"That's right! Monkey, are you sure the flat peaches in the sky are not yet ripe at this time?"

"No!" The monkey shook his head vigorously, then picked up a peach and stuffed it into his mouth, "Oh! It's so cold!"

Hearing these words, Li Yue felt a chill in his heart, he couldn't bear it, and quickly slipped away.

"Monkey, keep thinking about peach! Let's take a step ahead!"

Seeing Li Yue soaring into the sky, the monkey cleaned the peach pit in his hand and smashed it hard.

"Why do you want to eat farts!"

……

"606! Your emperor is back again!"

After Li Yue returned from Journey to the West, he came out of Shenwei Dimension impatiently.

It's been so long since I've been away, I don't know if Miss Sister misses me.

And when she was leaving, the young lady was not in a very high mood, and she didn't know if she was better now, she might need her own post.

With his eyes closed and mouth twisted, and his head held high, Li Yue appeared above the young lady's bed with his limbs stretched wide.

If she was lying on the bed, I could fall directly into her arms.

Oh ho!Simply perfect!

Sure enough, a second later, Li Yue sat proudly in the embrace of Wenxiang Neniyu.

Uh...but!Why do the left and right paws feel different?

Li Yue frowned in confusion, then pushed tentatively with his two paws, and discovered the problem.

The bunny on the right is not wrong, it is my beloved, but the one on the left...

Although it is a little strange, it seems not so strange.

Xiao Wan?It can't be her, the new Tutu is between her and the young lady.

As for the clouds?Pooh!Hahaha!

(Yun Duo: Laugh like a hammer! Smelly shameless!)

After closing his eyes and pushing a few more times, Li Yue finally recalled in his mind that this should be Sister Luo's rabbit!

After coming to a conclusion, Li Yue opened his eyes, and sure enough, he found that Mi Xian and Luo Qingqian were staring straight at him.

Ah!As expected of meow!

What is smelling a woman?My hand is even stronger to the extreme!

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