Professor Lin Yaowen adjusted his glasses, then squinted his eyes, looked at the young man with wandering eyes and said:
"You have also been studying the subject of anti-pickup?"
"I can't talk about research, I just have rich practical experience!"
Ye Luoyun smiled, the smile on his face was unusually bright, it seemed that there was some kind of meaning hidden in the smile.
"Hahaha, Brother Yun doesn't have any theoretical experience, but he has a lot of practical experience! (Funny)"
"Huh... Professional pickpockets are engaged in anti-pickpocketing industry? This is a path I never imagined!"
"I'm also drunk. Does any industry need any shit theoretical knowledge now? It's outrageous. Do you need to pick big shit?"
"Hehe, this old professor dares to provoke our brother Yun, you are in a narrow path!"
For some reason, the old professor seemed to be full of hostility towards Ye Luoyun:
"Oh? In other words, you have never been exposed to theoretical knowledge in this area, and you have never even published any papers?"
Ye Luoyun was a little confused when he heard that:
"This thing..."
"Do you still need to publish papers?"
This is not a rigorous scientific experiment!
"Nonsense, you are nonsense!"
The crutch in his hand hit the ground hard, and the old professor looked at Ye Luoyun with anger:
"You have neither learned any professional knowledge nor published any relevant papers. How can you call yourself a so-called anti-pickup master?"
"I have practiced and researched the topic of anti-grabbing for so many years, and I have never been as arrogant as you!"
"Do you know what the thief was thinking during the simulation?"
"Do you know exactly how to prevent people from being stolen?"
"And do you know how to use the most correct posture to always be alert to every stranger around you who might be a pickpocket?!"
The more the old professor spoke, the more excited he became, and his chest became more and more heaving, heaving violently. He looked like a senior who hated iron but could turn his back on him at any time!
But Ye Luoyun heard the old professor's true intentions from these seemingly high-sounding words.
Seeing Ye Luoyun claiming to be a master of pickpocketing at such a young age, he felt a little uncomfortable already!
After all, the old professor is so old, even the professor did not say that he is a master!
His expression remained unchanged, and the corner of his mouth still held a confident smile that seemed to last forever.
It's just that this confident smile began to become a little mocking:
"Professor, have you ever seen a real pickpocket?"
Thousands of words seem to be worthless to Ye Luoyun's bland and extremely simple rhetorical question at this time.
An angry expression suddenly froze on his face, as if he had hit the old professor's weakness.
In fact, as a dignified professor, how could he have encountered a so-called pickpocket?
But it's not like he hasn't asked students to simulate the situation of a pickpocket, presumably...
Should be about the same?
Thinking of this, the professor slightly raised his chest:
"Why not? I have seen more pickpockets than you have seen women!"
"In that case..."
At this time, Ye Luoyun's ridicule no longer had any cover-up:
"Professor, you have seen so many thieves, you can still be stolen, which shows your IQ..."
"It really needs to be improved!"
In Ye Luoyun's hand, a small black bag suddenly appeared.
The most outrageous thing is that this small black bag...
What the hell was it that was straddling the old professor's shoulders all the time just now!
"How can this be stolen? It's simply outrageous!"
"Hahaha, you are still wary of every stranger around you who may be a pickpocket! Old professor, are you wary?"
"It's really drunk. This old professor really only talks on paper and can't actually operate it! He can use his lips, right?"
"Compared to the peerless pickpocket, you really want to eat farts, don't you?"
"Huh! Brother Yun is doing a good job! It's really refreshing! There should be fewer such so-called professors!"
Chapter 38: Simulated Pickpocket!simulation!Do you understand?
"You...you you...how do you..."
The expression of astonishment was almost written on the old professor's face, and even Smith looked at Ye Luoyun with deep shock.
This man with erratic eyes actually stole the old professor's bag in front of him, the scientific guard?
The most important thing is that Smith didn't even notice this series of happenings!
Ye Luoyun smiled slightly, with a hint of sarcasm in his words:
"Professor, how could the anti-picking skills you have studied for many years be stolen?"
The old professor blushed from the sarcasm.
It was the first time he had been subjected to such a shame and humiliation since he had been in school for so many years!
He had never been slapped in the face by such a young man before, and the angry old professor even began to speak unscrupulously:
"You young man, what's going on? You don't talk about morality among colleagues!"
"Even if you want to learn from each other, at least you have to say something, after getting the consent of others and calling it to start, right?"
"It's impolite for you to take other people's things without informing them!"
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