Smith, who was on the side, couldn't bear to listen to the old professor's words.
He quietly poked the old professor's arm, motioning him to stop talking.
He is not ashamed, but Smith is ashamed!
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Without ten years of cerebral thrombosis, I can't even say such a thing!"
"Isn't that right? He thought it was a one-on-one fight? He called for it to start? Shouldn't there be a rule and a ring where you can't steal here, and you can't steal there?"
"Old professor: Young man, you don't talk about martial arts! I advise you to do it yourself!"
The old professor's state was like a shrew swearing at the street, Ye Luoyun just stood there quietly, looking at him as if he was mentally retarded.
In terms of quality alone, Lu He is more like an old professor!
"In that case, why don't you start?"
Ye Luoyun said helplessly.
He really doubted how the old professor got the job.
To say that he is a parallel importer is a bit flattering to him!
"Okay, this is not the same!"
At this time, the old professor naturally knew that he was making trouble for no reason, but he had to save face!
He waved his hands at Ye Luoyun and said:
"Let's get started, come here!"
As the words fell, the old professor guarded his body very vigilantly, and quickly stepped back.
The whole state of the old professor seemed to be insane, his eyes were fixed on Ye Luoyun, and at the same time his hands were crossed on his chest, as if he would not let Ye Luoyun get close at all!
"Damn, what is this guy doing? Is he crazy?"
"Poor old professor, is this the psychological shadow that was stolen by our brother Yun? Is it so far away from the beginning?"
"Laughing to death, I'm afraid this guy is here to make a joke, right?"
"Not to mention, although the old professor's behavior is a bit funny and rogue, but in the state of not letting Brother Yun approach at all, even a god can't steal it! After all, pickpockets must at least have physical contact, right?"
This old professor's behavior is the real immorality, he was punished by Lu He, even if he is playing tricks, he has to win Lu He and get back his face!
Ye Luoyun was also confused by the old professor's attitude:
"What are you doing?"
"Of course it's to show off my anti-pickpocket skills!"
The old professor is not ashamed, but proud:
"Hey, don't believe me, you young man!"
"This is the best posture to really fight against pickpockets. As soon as a pickpocket comes, hey... I will run away! I will make it impossible for him to catch me!"
As he said that, the old professor's footsteps were a little further away from Ye Luoyun's footsteps, as if he didn't intend to let Ye Luoyun approach at all.
Not to mention, although the old professor's posture is funny like a clown, but his current state is indeed impossible for any thief and pickpocket to steal!
Even Ye Luoyun is no exception!
Having said that, Ye Luoyun didn't panic at all. He looked at the old professor who was getting farther and farther away from him with a half-smile and said:
"Professor, are you really sure you want to just run away like this? Even getting farther and farther away from me?"
"Hmph, I don't believe a word of the pickpocket. Hey, I'll run away now. I'll see how you steal me!"
With that said, the old professor even came to the door of the Science and Health Bureau, looking like he was about to run away at any moment!
"Okay, since you insist on this choice, it's a pity, professor, you were stolen again!"
His eyes widened suddenly, and the professor pointed at Ye Luoyun's nose:
"Hey, young man, you can't play tricks!"
"You can't steal from me!"
Ye Luoyun didn't want to talk too much about this weird thing, so he said directly:
"Can you just check to see if your things are still there?"
The old professor did as he was told, only to find that...
His most proud professor certificate is gone!
His face suddenly changed, and the old professor stared at Ye Luoyun fiercely:
"Where is my professor certificate?"
"How do I know that?"
Ye Luoyun blinked slightly:
"I'm a thief now, how can I ask where the thief's stolen goods are? Didn't your thesis research tell you this?"
Saying that, Ye Luoyun even took a few steps back slightly:
"Besides, hey, now that I stole your things, you should be the one chasing me. Can you catch me?"
Old professor: "..."
"This wave is called Feng Shui rotation!"
"Professor is worthy of being a professor! In reality, because the professor insisted on staying away from the thief, he gave the thief the opportunity to let the thief escape! The professor provided us with a vivid negative teaching!"
"Really, this professor was stolen twice in a row. Most people are not as stupid as him, right?"
"How else would he be a professor? (funny face)"
In fact, Ye Luoyun's method of stealing things was very simple. Before the professor called to start, Ye Luoyun had already pulled half of the professor's certificate out of his pants pocket.
Ye Luoyun didn't even use any strength when the professor shouted "begin" and stepped back suddenly.
He pinched the corner of the professor's certificate, and with the strength of the professor's retreat, he had easily stolen his professor's certificate.
And because he was only focused on retreating to guard against Ye Luoyun, he didn't notice such a small movement at all!
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