Journey to the West: The beginning is a million-year cultivation base

The Jade Emperor didn't know, thinking that the Supreme Lord was protecting him, and asked various methods to kill Monkey King.

Jade Emperor: "Cut again!"

The hand of the knife and ax chops with a knife and axe, and stabs with a spear and a sword.

However, no matter which method they use, they cannot kill Monkey King.

"Your Majesty, you can't kill him!"

Jade Emperor: "Burn him with fire!"

The Jade Emperor asked the gods of the Ministry of Fire to set fire to it, but it couldn't burn at all.

Jade Emperor: "Strike him to death with lightning!"

The Jade Emperor ordered the gods of the Ministry of Thunder to nail them with thunder shavings, but they couldn't hurt them at all.

Reluctantly, the gods said: "Long live, I don't know where Sun Dasheng learned this powerful method of protecting himself. The ministers can't be hurt by chopping with knives and axes, and can't be hurt by thunder and fire. What should I do?"

Taishang Laojun explained: "This monkey head ate flat peaches, drank imperial wine, stole elixir, killed Tianma, he ate them all, and forged them into one piece, so he has completely achieved the indestructible body of a vajra. He is a natural stone monkey, swords cannot hurt him, thunder and fire cannot destroy him."

Jade Emperor: "Then what should I do?"

Wishing and laughing: "You are all small tricks, don't even think about hurting me. My old grandson is only afraid of one thing!"

Jade Emperor: "What?"

Make a wish: "Except for Daozu's alchemy furnace, my grandson is not afraid of the rest!"

Make a wish to remind everyone!

Taishang Laojun stroked his beard and said: "Your Majesty, it is just like what the monkey head said. It is better for the old Taoist to take him away, put him in the eight trigrams furnace, and use the true fire of Samadhi to calcinate him. Once you do, you can refine my Jindan comes, and secondly, this monkey head will be reduced to ashes."

Jade Emperor: "It's so good!"

The Jade Emperor asked Liuding Liujia to untie Sun Wukong and hand it over to Taishang Laojun.

Make a wish: "No! Don't!"

Taishang Laojun: "You have no choice!"

In other words, making a wish secretly smiled, and was holding back bad ideas. He wanted to enter the alchemy furnace, but this is what he wished for!

However, Taishang Laojun didn't know it, bound Monkey King and went straight to Lihen Tiandoushi Palace.

Mutual fooling

There is an important reason why Taishang Laojun is so anxious, that is, he wants to find an opportunity alone to squeeze out Monkey King's innate holy urine.

He can remember clearly that last time he drank a little congenital holy urine and got great benefits!

The cultivation base that has not improved for many years is actually showing signs of growth again.

In other words, wishing to follow Taishang Laojun to Lihen Tiandoushi Palace.

The seven fairies' eyes were red with tears, and they watched Monkey King leave.

Erlang God was grateful and released 20 heavenly soldiers and generals.

Fifty sky nets escaped into the void and disappeared.

The Jade Emperor did not pursue the responsibility of Erlang God, but he did not entrust him with a heavy responsibility. Instead, he pretended that nothing had happened and let him continue to live in Guanjiangkou in the lower realm.

In other words, Taishang Laojun took Monkey King to the alchemy room, untied all the ropes that bound Monkey King, and looked at Monkey King with a smile.

Xu Zhi guessed his plan, but deliberately pretended not to know, and asked: "Master, why are you looking at my old grandson like this?"

Taishang Laojun waved his hand and said, "Boy, you all go out first!"

The two boys guarding the alchemy room went out.

Taishang Laojun then said: "Do you still know that I am your uncle?"

Make a wish: "Of course. Uncle, you licked the diaper at the entrance of the Sanxing Cave so handsomely and unrestrainedly, in one go, and licked to the end! Nephew, I am very impressed, I must remember it!"

Taishang Laojun: "......"

"Ahem...... Can you stop bringing up that matter all the time?"

Make a wish: "I haven't mentioned it a few times? I'll count it, isn't it only twice?"

A black line appeared on Taishang Laojun's forehead, and he said, "Okay. You should know why I'm looking for you!"

Make a wish: "I know, you told my father-in-law and the others that you are going to put me in the furnace for refining!"

Taishang Laojun: "It's good that you know! In fact, I don't have to practice you anymore, as long as you agree to what I said last time."

Make a wish: "What? I forgot!"

Taishang Laojun: "Forgot? You told us in person last time that you can produce a drop of congenital holy urine after a while. Now, it has been a few years, and you have a lot of congenital holy urine. ?”

Wishing slapped his forehead, and said, "Oh! This matter.......No way!"

Taishang Laojun's face darkened, and he said, "You don't want to force me to do it?"

Make a wish: "Uncle Master, you misunderstood. To be honest, a little congenital holy urine has indeed been produced during this period. But the matter of congenital holy urine is very important. Last time you promised not only you, but also the Tathagata Buddha. If I I gave it to you alone, and the Tathagata Buddha asked, how should I answer?"

Hearing that there was indeed some congenital holy urine, Taishang Laojun was ecstatic in his heart!

No, you have to find a way to get it in advance!

As for the Tathagata, it is none of his business whether he gets it or not.

So, Taishang Laojun said: "Tathagata? You don't need to worry about him. I will explain to him when the time comes."

Make a wish: "No, you can't go back on your promises as a human being. I must keep that innate holy urine and share it equally with you!"

Taishang Laojun: "..."

"Give it to me, I'll hand it over to him."

Make a wish: "No! I'm afraid you will swallow it all!"

Taishang Laojun was very mad and said, "Why are you so brainless?"

Make a wish: "I am such a character! There is no way!"

Taishang Laojun frowned, this monkey head, if he didn't do it voluntarily, it would be really difficult.