Journey to the West: The beginning is a million-year cultivation base

Taishang Laojun threatened again: "Nephew, as long as you give me the innate holy urine, not only will I not send you to the Bagua furnace for burning, but I will also guarantee your safety and keep you safe and sound. How about it?"

Make a wish: "No one can stand without faith! Uncle, I would rather die than fulfill my promise!"

Taishang Laojun: "????"

Taishang Laojun was very speechless, this monkey head is too stubborn, it seems that he needs to be tempted a little more.

"Nephew, as long as you give me the congenital piss, what the uncle said just now will count, and I will also give you a bottle of golden elixir to help you quickly improve your cultivation, so that you can enter the realm of the Great Heavenly Venerable in the future. Is this sincere enough?" ?how?"

Make a wish: "This... is full of sincerity! However, Master, my old grandson said that the congenital holy urine is for you two. I am not even afraid of death, so why would I betray myself because of these interests? What about your promise?"

Make a wish to show your gentleman side!

Taishang Laojun: "..."

The Taishang Laojun has a big head, why can't this guy eat oil and salt?

Have no fear of death?

Benefits can't impress him either!

How else?

It seems that we have to wait until the Tathagata comes together?

No!

In that case, I will lose half of my innate holy urine.

After finally getting the upper hand, how could he just give it up? !

Taishang Laojun thought for a while, and suddenly he had a plan.

Taishang Laojun: "Nephew, the uncle just tested you. Sure enough, the uncle did not misunderstand you! If you can exchange your own life and death for Yang Jian and their way of life, I know you are a person who values ​​love and righteousness." ! Through the test just now, the uncle is even more sure of this point!"

Make a wish: "Master, you are right. I value friendship and reputation most!"

Taishang Laojun: "Good nephew! My uncle is also a person who values ​​love and righteousness. Of course, I will not enjoy such an important thing as congenital holy urine alone. In this way, wait a moment, and my uncle will call Tathagata Buddha. How about letting him come with you?"

Make a wish: "Okay! In this way, I agree! I can also fulfill my promise before entering the Bagua furnace, and die without regret!"

Make a wish with a resolute look, so that the Taishang Laojun was moved.

Taishang Laojun: "Good nephew, please wait a moment in the alchemy room, and the master will call the Tathagata."

After finishing speaking, Taishang Laojun waved his hand and tied the wish again.

How could he feel relieved to make a wish and be able to move freely?

The Chaos Golden Pill at the bedside was stolen last time, this time he will not make a second mistake.

At the same time, the Taishang Laojun asked the boy to come in and watch over Sun Wukong, which he called taking care of him.

Taishang Laojun himself pretended to call Tathagata Buddha himself.

In fact, Taishang Laojun is not far away.

Taishang Laojun chuckled and said: "It's a monkey head, so that's fine. I don't care if I spend a little time, as long as I can get the congenital holy urine smoothly, it's worth it!"

After finishing speaking, Taishang Laojun opened his mouth, breathed out a breath, and called out: "Change!"

This breath of fresh air turned into the appearance of the Tathagata Buddha, and it was completely impossible to see that it was transformed.

This fake Tathagata Buddha smiled at Taishang Laojun and said, "Amitabha!"

Taishang Laojun chuckled: "Brother Tathagata, let's go and get the congenital holy urine of that monkey head together."

After a while, Taishang Laojun and "Tathagata Buddha" entered the alchemy room together.

As soon as he entered, the Taishang Laojun untied the rope from Sun Wukong's body, and said very apologetically, "Nephew, I am sorry for your suffering. I have invited the Tathagata Buddha here."

Make a wish: "It's okay. I'm not afraid of death, this bit of suffering is nothing."

"Tathagata Buddha" smiled and said, "Nephew Wukong, I am here."

Make a wish: "Master Tathagata, you can count yourself here."

"Tathagata Buddha": "Wukong, I am very moved. The Taoist ancestor told me all the way, saying that you keep your promise. The congenital holy urine that you promised to give us last time is ready. I am very moved!"

Make a wish, hehe laughed, and after deducing it with magical arithmetic, he found that this is the clone of the Taishang Laojun.

However, the wish did not expose him, but said: "Well, it is ready. Although it is not much, it will definitely have an effect."

The Taishang Laojun and the "Tathagata Buddha" were overjoyed, and said: "That's great. My nephew, then quickly squeeze the piss of the congenital sage... let's pee out!"

They almost leaked their mouths and wanted to squeeze Xiantian Sheng's urine forcibly!

Make a wish and nodded, and said: "Okay! But I have said that in advance, although the congenital holy urine is formed alone, but to excrete it, it can only be mixed with ordinary urine, and I can't separate it."

Taishang Laojun: "Ah???"

"Tathagata Buddha": "Isn't it?"

Their complexions suddenly changed. Although the congenital holy urine is very good, they get dizzy at the thought of drinking monkey urine!

The smell of urine is really beyond the reach of ordinary people!

However, in order to break through their cultivation again, they endured it!

Chapter 270 The strongest laxative in the Three Realms

Taishang Laojun: "Nephew, it doesn't matter if it's like this."

"Tathagata Buddha": "Those who achieve great things do not care about small details!"

Make a wish: "Okay, the two masters are worthy of being role models for my generation. The holy urine of the congenital cannot be defiled. Please prepare a big jade vat, and I will discharge the holy urine of the congenital into it."

Taishang Laojun: "Okay! Is there anything else I should pay attention to?"

Wishing touched his chin and said, "Let me think about it! Innate holy urine is an innate holy thing. The longer it is left after it is discharged, the weaker the spirituality will be. So, drink it while it is hot!"

Drink it while it's hot?

These three words sound too high, Laojun is very... top!

"Tathagata Buddha": "Is there anything else that needs attention?"

Wishing and shaking his head: "No more!"