Journey to the West: The beginning is a million-year cultivation base

The Taishang Laojun couldn't wait any longer, so he asked the boy to bring over a jade jar the size of a water jar, and said, "Nephew, come!"

Make a wish: "Huh? You will be embarrassed to look at me!"

Taishang Laojun: "Then let's turn our heads!"

In other words, they turned their heads away, but their spiritual consciousness covered them, and it was still equivalent to watching the "innate holy urine" while making a wish.

Make a wish: "Master, it seems that your consciousness has locked on me? I... shy!"

Taishang Laojun: "Ah..."

"Tathagata Buddha": "Okay, let's take back our consciousness!"

Unexpectedly, they really withdrew their consciousness.

Congenital holy urine?

It was originally a scam!

This time, making a wish is no exception.

Knowing that they will ask for urine, make a wish and prepare in advance!

Usually, a lot of monkey urine is stored in a big bucket and put into the space ring.

It looks exactly like fresh.

"Shhhhhhh..."

Make a wish and smile, and start urinating in the jade vat!

At the same time, a lot of monkey urine prepared in advance was extracted from the space ring.

This is not over yet, Wishing has prepared the strongest "laxative" in the Three Realms--"A Thousand Miles of Laxative"!

"Thousands of miles", colorless and tasteless, there is no antidote!

Just one drop can make gods and Buddhas feel suspicious of life.

Wishing to himself, he smiled secretly, and poured a drop of "Sweeping Thousands of Miles" into the jade vat.

Not long after, the jade vat prepared by Taishang Laojun and the others was full.

A tank full of yellow and transparent monkey urine.

"Tick tock, tick tock..."

Hearing the ticking sound, Taishang Laojun and "Tathagata Buddha" turned around at the same time and asked, "Nephew, are you alright?"

Wishing secretly, he didn't say anything, just stood up and shook.

As a man, how could Taishang Laojun not understand the meaning of this shaking!

Taishang Laojun knew that this was "it's over".

Make a wish: "Phew~~ I'm exhausted! It's so uncomfortable to hold back hard, my face is red!"

Taishang Laojun and "Tathagata Buddha" saw it, and sure enough, Sun Wukong blushed to help them hold back the congenital holy urine.

Taishang Laojun handed over an elixir and said, "Nephew, you have worked hard! This is Guiyuan Pill, it will be good for you if you eat it!"

Make a wish and take it, deduce it with magical arithmetic, and find that it is really Guiyuan Dan.

You are not polite in making a wish, just throw it into your mouth, chew and eat it with a bang, and say, "Master, is there any more?"

Taishang Laojun was in high spirits, and handed two more wishes, saying: "There are three in total, all of which are given to you."

Make a wish: "Thank you uncle!"

Make a wish and eat all three Guiyuan pills.

Then, making a wish, he looked at "Tathagata Buddha" and said, "Master Tathagata, I ate three Guiyuan Pills just now, and they tasted very good. Do you have anything delicious, Master?"

Taishang Laojun was stunned.

This is his avatar, if you give him another benefit, wouldn't it be another heartache?

However, now that he has become a "Tathagata Buddha" and can enjoy the congenital holy urine exclusively, the Taishang Laojun endured it.

"Tathagata Buddha" took out three lotus seeds, each of which emitted colorful light.

"Tathagata Buddha": "Nephew, this is the seventh-grade fairy lotus seed cultivated by me. It blooms every 9000 years, bears fruit every 9000 years, and matures every 9000 years. It is very rare! Eating it will greatly benefit your cultivation! Here you !"

Make a wish and take it over, use magical arithmetic to deduce it, and find that it is true!

Wishing almost laughed out loud, how could he get back so many good things with worthless monkey urine?

They want Taiyin Shenshui, that is impossible!

Wishing is not added to it at all, the strongest laxative is enough!

After taking the seventh-rank fairy lotus seeds, making a wish is the same as eating fried beans, and eating them immediately.

In other words, in fact, wishing is reluctant to eat so carelessly, and wants to save some for his daughter-in-law!

Make a wish and put the seventh-rank fairy lotus seeds and Guiyuan pill down the throat and put them into another space ring.

"That's all you ate?"

Taishang Laojun was stunned, this monkey head is so violent!

Make a wish: "Yes! The urine is empty, and I am a little hungry!"

Taishang Laojun: "..."

Taishang Laojun is speechless, but now he cares more about the congenital holy urine.

"Nephew, can we drink now?"

Make a wish: "Master, yes! You can do it anytime! Quick, drink it while it's hot!"

Taishang Laojun and "Tathagata Buddha" were overjoyed.

However, when they saw the urine in the jar, their faces were... green!

In the jade vat, there was a vat full of monkey urine, and the smell was overwhelming!

They all had a feeling of wanting to vomit, but they suppressed it.