Journey to the West: The beginning is a million-year cultivation base

In other words, thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals arrived at the hut where the fairy was in the blink of an eye.

The fairy hadn't had time to lift her skirt, but was...surrounded by people!

"what!!!!!!!"

The fairy yelled out in fright, and got up quickly before she wiped it off.

She didn't expect that so many people came to the hut.

I was surrounded!

Everyone asked: "Where is the Taishang Daozu? After finally coming to our fairy palace, we all want to see him."

Fairy: "Er... Daozu seems to be in a hurry, he flew away in an instant!"

People: "Huh?"

Everyone regretted that they did not see Taishang Daozu in their fairy palace.

However, everyone is also very curious, what is Daozu doing?

Nothing to do to peep at the fairy toilet?

This hobby is really a bit....... unique!

In other words, Taishang Laojun didn't know that he had become a "peeping tom" in the hearts of many people.

His spiritual consciousness covered all parts of the Tiangong, looking for a hut everywhere.

Finally, I found a place where no one was there.

Whoosh!

Taishang Laojun changed his appearance and became a young guy, and he got in all at once.

"Comfortable......"

However, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, the feeling of diarrhea... came again.

Taishang Laojun was speechless, just got up and squatted down again.

After a while, Taishang Laojun felt less pain in his stomach.

Taishang Laojun got up and returned to the alchemy room in a flash.

"Uncle, are you okay?"

Taishang Laojun: "It's okay. It's just a stomachache."

Make a wish: "Huh? Uncle, your cultivation base is so high that you still have stomach problems?"

Taishang Laojun: "I don't know, this is the first time I have a stomachache since I became an old Taoist!"

Wishing secretly, "Hahaha!"

However, he didn't laugh out loud.

Make a wish: "Where is Master Tathagata?"

Taishang Laojun: "He also has a stomachache...too bad, it's coming again!"

Make a wish: "What happened again?"

Taishang Laojun disappeared with a whoosh, and then a sentence floated from the sky: "Tummy trouble, it's coming again."

Make a wish: "..."

I didn't expect that this "dream of a thousand miles" medicine would be so effective!

Not long after, Taishang Laojun solved it again.

However, less than three breaths after returning to the alchemy room, it came again!

Taishang Laojun rushed to the hut again in a hurry!

......

In this way, the Taishang Laojun ran back and forth between the alchemy room and the hut no less than a hundred times.

An hour later, Taishang Laojun was exhausted.

Diarrhea until dehydration.

Taishang Laojun poured the elixir into his mouth, and it took another hour before he recuperated a bit.

Taishang Laojun rushed to the alchemy room angrily, and wanted to settle accounts with Monkey King!

There must be a problem with congenital holy urine!

Taishang Laojun turned pale, grabbed hold of it and made a wish: "Did you put medicine in your urine?"

Make a wish: "Let go!"

Taishang Laojun: "Wow! You really did something! I said, with my cultivation, how can I have diarrhea a hundred times! So you did it!"

Make a wish: "Master, what are you talking about? When I say let it go, I mean let it go, I mean let it go! Could you blame me for your diarrhea? Can you be a little bit responsible?"

Taishang Laojun: "..."

"Who else would you have?"

Make a wish: "Uncle, you have such a high level of cultivation. You don't know if you take the medicine or not? Besides, in the Three Realms, what medicine can't be solved by you? You are the ancestor of alchemy!"

Taishang Laojun thought about it, and it seemed to make sense.

"Then why do I suffer from diarrhea so badly?"

Wishing to clap his hands together, he said, "You don't even know, and I don't even know!"

Taishang Laojun frowned, as if he shouldn't blame Sun Wukong.

However, why is it different from the last time after drinking the innate holy urine, it doesn't moisturize the body, and it feels like a breakthrough in cultivation?

Taishang Laojun: "Nephew, why is your congenital holy urine different this time? I don't feel anything after drinking it?"

Make a wish: "I don't know. But I think it may be the reason for your diarrhea! The innate holy urine has been drained by you, so it must have no effect!"

Taishang Laojun: "Ah?!!!"