Journey to the West: The beginning is a million-year cultivation base

For a long time, I drank six bowls of monkey urine until I wanted to vomit!

As a result, from diarrhea to dehydration, all the work was in vain!

"Do not!!!!!!"

Taishang Laojun suddenly... collapsed!

The more Taishang Laojun thinks about it, the more something is wrong, his cultivation is so high, why would he suddenly have diarrhea?

I haven't pulled it before, this time it's because I drank the monkey's urine!

There must be something wrong!

Moreover, the diarrhea was so violent, it didn't seem like there was something wrong with his body, it was definitely drugged.

No, you have to do the math!

Taishang Laojun pinched the tactics, carefully deduced, and traced back the cause and effect.

Soon, he discovered something.

Monkey King moved his hands and feet in the jade vat!

Taishang Laojun's face was ugly, and he said angrily: "Well, you monkey head, you really did something in it. You took advantage of the old man, but you are so calculating and sophisticated. I am so angry!"

Wishing was startled, the Taishang Laojun was really amazing, it seemed that he had deduced that he had made a small move.

However, he did not panic when making a wish, and said, "Master, is there some misunderstanding?"

Taishang Laojun: "Misunderstanding? The old man, I deduce that you have moved your hands and feet, and you still say that you have misunderstood? Quick! Spit out the three Guiyuan pills I gave you!"

Make a wish: "Master, the Guiyuan pill has been digested, how do you spit it out?"

Taishang Laojun felt a pain in the flesh, and his avatar turned into a Tathagata Buddha, and he also gave him three seventh-rank fairy lianzi.

These are rare treasures, so wasted?

Taishang Laojun is unwilling!

"Monkey head, now I have to put you into the alchemy furnace for refining, and if you eat it, you will be refined for me!"

Make a wish: "Master, don't you need to be so ruthless?"

Taishang Laojun: "You forced me!"

Make a wish: "Uncle, aren't you afraid that Uncle Tathagata will trouble you when he comes back?"

Taishang Laojun: "He? Hehe! Don't be afraid!"

Taishang Laojun thought to himself, what's the matter with him?

The Tathagata Buddha you see is just my own avatar.

However, the words of making a wish also reminded the Taishang Laojun that he cannot really be refined to death, otherwise the Tathagata will definitely not be convinced.

Make a wish and said: "Master, you are very rude. My congenital holy urine has been given out, and the last drop of urine has been squeezed out. You turn your face and deny people now, this is not kind!"

Taishang Laojun: "Monkey Head, you have made me miserable as an old Taoist. If I don't practice you, I will not be able to get rid of my anger."

After finishing speaking, Taishang Laojun directly threw the wish into the Taishang Bagua furnace.

Chapter 272

Taishang Laojun asked the Taoist who watched the stove, the boy who built the fire, to fan the fire.

"You monkey head, if you don't die, you will have to take off a layer of skin!"

Taishang Laojun was so angry that he decided to burn him for 49 days.

Soon, the temperature in the gossip furnace rose rapidly.

In other words, you don't have to panic when you make a wish and enter the gossip furnace.

He who is familiar with the original work knows that Sun Wukong not only was not killed in the gossip furnace, but benefited from it.

Make a wish and open your eyes to watch, only to see that the Taishang Bagua furnace is full of fire, and the surrounding furnace walls are burnt red.

When you touch it with your hand a little, there will be a "chi" and a sound.

Moreover, the temperature of the gossip furnace is still rising.

After a while, I was sweating profusely when I made a wish.

After a while, the Bagua Furnace entered the alchemy mode.

Groups of samadhi real fire flew around.

"Fuck!"

Wishing secretly cursed, this gossip furnace is really not a joke.

Make a wish and keep dodging inside.

I made a wish and thought that I can't passively wait for the fire to burn here. Wouldn't that fulfill the wish of the Taishang Laojun.

It is necessary to find a suitable position to avoid.

The gossip stove is laid out according to the gossip formation, and there are eight houses of Qian, Kan, Gen, Zhen, Xun, Li, Kun and Dui.

The function of each house is different, and the function of Sunda is ventilation.

Where there is wind, there is no fire.

Make a wish and drill directly to the position of the Sunda Palace.

Sure enough, there was a steady stream of wind blowing.

It's much cooler now, but the wind is blowing smoke, and my eyes hurt unbearably, and I can't open them.

It didn't take long for Wishing's eyes to become red.

At this time, the eyes could barely open.

Make a wish and take a closer look, you can see the Taoism inscribed in the Bagua stove clearly, much more clearly than before you came in!

"Huh? The sharp eyes have been upgraded?"

Make a wish and found that the piercing eyes are even more powerful after being smoked.