My future daughter added me on WeChat, saying that the school belle is her mother

Be a good girl first, I haven't spoken for two days, it's weird. "Good girl, hurry up and kiss Dad, I miss you!"

The moment the video was connected, Ye Pingan pouted shamelessly. "Mum~!"

Mu Youtian gave a sweet kiss through the video, "Smelly dad, you haven't seen me for two days." "I was busy yesterday, so I came back with your mother to see your grandparents today."

Ye Pingan explained, "Your mother has been watching closely recently, am I worried about revealing your identity!" When he said these words.

Ye Pingan stared at the good girl's eyes. "Yes."

Mu Youtian blinked, then nodded her head calmly, "Dad is the smartest." She didn't find anything.

A little disappointed. "of course."

Ye Pingan chuckled, "Good girl, it's been a long time since you taught Dad how to chase girls. Come on, let's have a candlelit night talk tonight, father and daughter, and teach Dad well so that Dad can become a teacher sooner." "Hehe !"

Mu Youtian smiled half-smile, and bent her mouth, "Okay...go out with girls, don't know what to do after dinner, don't want to go shopping with girls, don't want to spend more money, dad knows how to solve this problem Is it?" "This..."

Ye Pingan was shocked and shook his head, "There is really no good way." Going shopping with girls is always a pain for boys.

You will never know how strong a woman in shopping can be physically.

At the same time, you don't know how much pain your wallet will bear.

At the end of the day, the man's legs were almost broken.

The woman's legs can still move freely, walking in various stores... "It's actually very simple."

Mu Youtian chuckled, "Girls only need to ask for shopping, and boys can take girls to the nail salon when they enter the shopping mall. Because there are many nail salons in every shopping mall. Almost girls who love beauty like nail art. I will refuse. A set of manicures will pass in the morning, or in the afternoon, and the girl will be by your side honestly... The boy will save a lot of money!"

"hiss!"

Ye Ping'an was a little startled, "Pick the king's angel!"

"When it comes to not having to spend a lot of money on girls, there are many ways to represent your heart."

Mu Youtian smiled at Ye Pingan, "For example, buying snacks for girls, especially big-name snacks are very expensive. But there is a kind of food called temporary food. It refers to food that is about to expire but not expired. , usually sell it very cheaply. If they don’t eat it, they will only see if it tastes good.”

Ye Pingan looked at the good girl and swallowed, "Smelly treasure, are you a devil?" "There are also some well-known brands, luxury brands, fashion brands."

Mu Youtian smirked, "Go and browse the second-hand platforms of major websites. Remember, they are not merchant platforms, but the ones that are purely sold by individuals. It's not asking you to buy second-hand goods, but there are many brand new ones on them. Many boys give girls what they can’t give away, so they sell it. On Valentine’s Day and Qixi Festival, there will be a lot of things that boys can’t give away, and the price will be half to two-thirds cheaper.”

"I still remember that on Valentine's Day, there were more than 120 million (Li's) 520 red envelopes that were not received. After calculation, there is nowhere to put more than 6 million love. I want to tell my father that there will also be boys. The presents can’t be given away. Since they can’t be given away, they are brand new and cheap, so why not save some money?”

"As long as a boy wants to save money, after a few months or a year or two of getting along with a girl, you will find that the money you save can go around the world. For the same thing, one costs normal money and the other is cheap. Then why spend more money? You can't even guarantee that this girl will be yours in the end!"

"It's awesome!"

Ye Pingan nodded, with a teachable look on his face, "But good girl, when boys are chasing girls, most of them are in love with their brains, and they don't care about saving. Teach dad some practical things, for example, all-purpose earthy love words, girls bringing girlfriends What to do, how to chase extroverted girls, when is the best time to confess and propose?"

"All right!"

Mu Youtian knew that she couldn't escape, and in the end she had to teach Ye Pingan to chase girls.

"First of all, the omnipotent earthy love story...".

Chapter 144 Don't step on the thunder, don't die (8 more)

"The so-called earthy love story, it's better to give the girl a chewing gum cake, a big sugar cake!"

Mu Youtian smiled and said, "The boy told the girl, let's take you out to play tomorrow. If the girl likes you, then she will definitely ask, where to play? The boy just said, I didn't think about it. Trust me, Girls will definitely think at this time, didn’t you think you’d say dei to me? You’ll still be a little annoyed. Boys will say, there are too many fun places. Well, I’ll spend the rest of my life taking you through every one of them. Place... After the boy finished this sentence, the girl's heart must have melted, and it was as itchy as if she had been scratched by a cat.

Because this sugar cake is too big! "

"Ha, then I'll try to find your mother in a few days." Ye Pingan narrowed his eyes and smirked.

"Did the other party bring a girlfriend?"

Mu Youtian sneered, "Boys don't have to lose their temper with girls. If a boy likes her, he can't lose his temper. During this process, when eating, you should first ask her girlfriend what she wants to eat. If your girlfriend's phone runs out of battery, you can tell her what to eat." She borrowed a power bank to go. The girl is tired and the boy can help carry the bag. You treat the girl’s girlfriend like this. After a long time, the girl’s product will not be right. When the girl is not happy, what do you mean? , have thoughts about my best friend? Boys should look at her with particularly wronged eyes and say, you misunderstood, isn't she your best friend, I just want 500 to ask her to help me say something nice in front of you. Next time, Look again, does this girl still bring her girlfriends out? If you meet a scumbag who asks you to be a meal ticket, then you have to teach her a hard lesson at this time, and when she brings her girlfriends to eat again, the boys will If it's too expensive, eat half of it and let her go, and make her brain buzz when she pays the bill!"

"It's cruel enough, stinking treasure."

Ye Ping'an was terrified, "This is just a buzzing place, I guess I would faint in the toilet on the spot, right? The scariest thing is, the routine that is good to girlfriends, I feel that if you break up with a girl, the girl's girlfriends are not allowed to be with you." Are you connected seamlessly?"

"How to Chase an Extroverted Girl?"

Mu Youtian continued: "Boys don't think that girls are outgoing and cheerful, you just take her out to disco bars and nightclubs or something. Boys think about it, there are many people who play with her like this every day, and she won't What does it feel like. So, the more outgoing and cheerful a girl is, the more or less fragile she is in her heart. At this time, boys should induce her to open up her heart and say some things she doesn't want to tell others. It’s like being able to have a small square by the side of the road at night in a summer, and each person can have a bottle of beer (bjdi) while drinking the wine while blowing the summer wind. Boys don’t have to ask anything at all. In such an environment, the feeling of drinking Now, she will tell you a lot of things by herself. At this time, boys can narrow the distance between hearts and hearts with extroverted girls!"

"Understood!"

"The last one, the timing of the confession is critical!"

Mu Youtian gave Ye Ping an annoyed look, "This father needs to find a notebook to remember... Women don't dislike boys confessing, what they dislike is the timing of boys confessing. If a boy comes up, I like you, stay with me, we I want to protect you, let me take care of you... Girls will go crazy inside, understand? How to confess correctly? To sum up... Curiosity and eyes, initiative and imitation!"

"Curiosity, it means whether this girl has any desire to know more about you. Does she care about your circle, whether she cares about your life, and whether she is willing to listen to you talking about interesting things that happen on weekdays."

"Eyes, no matter which man she is dating, you can tell whether a girl has a crush on you by looking at her eyes and expressions. If you don't like it, she will fake a smile. With strangers, she will be quiet and shy Shy. With the one you like...she will care a lot about what you think of her, she will be very serious, sometimes shy, and sometimes she likes to express herself. Peacocks only open their tails for beauty."

"Actively, if the girl can take the initiative to share her life status, share her happiness, share her sadness, the boy will catch it, yes, he must catch it, and he must not pretend to understand. For example, the girl said I’m so bored in class today, and my colleagues always run on me today... She wants to overeat. Don’t pretend to understand, tell people that the baby should not overeat, it’s not good for the stomach. I’m tui, it’s nothing, you are Isn't it a brain disease?"

"If her stomach hurts, she doesn't know it? How can she get stomach cancer this time because of overeating? Sometimes boys are stupid, and what they say is wrong. They pretend to be gentle and considerate. Remember, at this time you You have to respond with girls' emotions. Boys' emotions?"

"Imitation, if a girl is interested in you, or even likes you, she will unconsciously imitate your spoken language, your actions, your smile... For example, boys say, oh, Ollie. Girls used to She never said this, but after getting to know you, she learned. Moreover, she will also imitate how you smile, especially when you are proud. Imitate your habitual movements, movements when you are happy..."

Speaking of this, Mu Youtian looked at Ye Ping'an and said seriously, "So combine curiosity, eyes, initiative, and imitation... When you find that you have these conditions, you can confess your love, or propose marriage, to confirm the relationship. Remember, Don't confess your love blindly, don't play tricks to death. If she is bad, she will lose her goodwill towards you, and she will run away like a deer, and it will be difficult to chase after her."

"I see."

Ye Pingan sighed, "No wonder there are so many men and women who are so close to the door, but the boys are anxious to confess their love blindly, scaring the girls away. It's like teasing a cat with a cat teasing stick, obviously the teasing is good, and the play is having a good time You suddenly frightened the cat, and the cat ran away, no matter how much you tease it, it doesn’t like to come back to play with you.”

"Yes, for a reason."

Mu Youdian nodded, squinted her eyes and smiled, "Girls are very cautious, timid, and careful when it comes to relationships. Of course, high-end players are excluded. However, if it is a high-end player, I have taught Dad how to deal with it, right? Unless Dad killed himself, or wanted to have some fun, right?"

"Been taught a lesson!"

Ye Pingan nodded, looking at Mu Youtian with complicated eyes, "Smelly treasure, one last question." "What?"

Mu Youtian's heart skipped a beat and she forced a smile. "never mind."

Ye Pingan grinned, and blinked at the good girl, "Dad loves you, see you tomorrow!" Mu Youtian: "......."

Play hard to get, use me here?

What a stinky dad! .

Chapter 145 What a Happy Day (1 more)

After finishing the video with the good girl, Ye Pingan put down his phone with a strange expression.

He shook his head, grinned, and smiled silently.

Picking up the phone, clicked on the friend dialog box with the remark titled 'Barely have two C'.Senior sister's WeChat ID...

Ye Pingan: Sister, what are you doing?

Barely two C's: Why don't you go with your school girl?

Ye Ping'an: I can't always accompany her, senior sister is also very important in my heart.

Barely have two C: small mouth so licking?

Ye Ping'an: Senior sister's lips, zero sugar, zero calories, zero fat, natural, many kisses ~ naturally sweet!

Barely have two C: Smelly brother knows how to make me happy... BB~ I want to drink milk tea.

Ye Ping'an: Isn't that right, calling Dad just for a cup of milk tea?

Barely have two C: BB means baby (embarrassed chubby girl animation)

Ye Pingan: Is this a photo of my senior when she was a child?

There are barely two Cs: Are the eyes growing on the floor?This is an emoji, not me... I want to drink the first cup of milk tea in autumn!

Ye Pingan: Huh?Does senior sister want to smell Qiu's first fart?

There are barely two Cs: You'd better be sensible before I turn my face, when I lose it, you will definitely cry.

Ye Ping'an: (5 yuan red envelope) This is the down payment for buying milk tea, and I will pay the balance when I go back to ensure that my senior will drink the first cup of milk tea in autumn.

Barely have two C: Smelly brother, are you the reincarnation of Fengyoujing? You just talk sarcastic and don’t do human affairs. You can still pay for a down payment when you buy a milk tea?I will give you one last chance!

Ye Ping'an: (520 red envelopes) Here, I know that the senior must want to show off her boyfriend's red envelopes, so post the screenshots to Moments, right?Don't worry, my junior understands you best.

There are barely two Cs: The Legend of Zhen Huan does not have as many dramas as you. If I really stay with you in the future, it will not be 360 ​​days a year, and you will be mad at me for 360 days?

Ye Pingan: Oh, there are still five days left?No mercy, let me take full time.

Barely have two C: You are tearing the left cheek to the right cheek, half thick-skinned, half shameless?You give it to sister and I'll wait. If I let you touch me after you come back, my surname will not be Yu or Xiaoyu!

Ye Ping'an: Follow your husband's surname, Ye Xiaoyu?

Barely have two C: Climb for sister!

Ye Pingan: ...

There are barely two Cs: Don't think that you can get over this matter without talking.

Ye Ping'an: It's not that you don't talk, but I can never get tired of watching you every time you lose your temper. You are so beautiful that I can't bear to interrupt.

There are barely two C: ... are you Pikachu's older brother, Pi Xiaojian?Say, where did you go wrong?

Ye Ping'an: Look at what you said, senior sister, it's true, can't I be scolded by you?

Barely have two C: Ha, I really like cheap juniors.The lines in this movie are so bad, let’s try something new, say, you know you’ll lose if you quarrel with me, but you still have to coax me, why are you still quarreling with me?

Ye Ping'an: In order for my sister to win, I can take this opportunity to coax my sister!

There are barely two C: Alright bro, sister is happy, let you go... go and dance with Han!

Ye Ping'an: Follow orders, my senior sister!

Get one.

Ye Pingan is bad, next.

Click to open the dialog box of 'Double E Little Old Sister'.

Ye Ping'an: Dididi, you have a husband who needs to sign for it. If you don't sign for it, your husband will soon be cheap.

Double E little sister: ...

Ye Ping'an: Dididi, does your husband sign for it?If you don't sign it, I'll ask again later.

Double E little sister: ... I'm in the toilet!

Ye Pingan: It turns out that medical flowers can also stink?I thought beautiful women didn't shit.

Double E little sister: Can't you be more elegant?

Ye Ping'an: Could it be said that Dachang's retention is no match for the gentleness of toilets and toilet paper?Elegant ~ never out of date!

Double E little sister: ... Be an individual!

Ye Pingan: Stop being elegant?That is, stepping on both sides of the Yellow River, holding confidential documents, a gust of wind and lightning, and a yellow dragon appears?

Double E little sister: ...Ye Ping'an, die to me, I don't want to see you tonight!

Ye Pingan: Yes, my doctor, see you tomorrow, I love you, enjoy the gentleness of the toilet.

Double E little sister: ...

Get two!

Ye Pingan laughed loudly, and clicked on the dialog box of 'Good girl mother is school belle'.

Ye Pingan: Do you smoke?

The good girl's mother is the school belle:? ? ?Ye Pingan:. …fine!

Good girl mother is school girl: No, you have something to do, you know I don't smoke.Bad guy, what on earth are you trying to do?

Ye Ping'an: If you don't smoke, why is my little treasure bubbling?

The good girl's mother is the school belle: Maybe the bad guy got too much water in his head, so his eyes are full of water vapor.

Ye Ping'an: Come on, little brat, are you happy to see your parents-in-law today?

The good girl's mother is the school belle: ...It's okay!

Ye Ping'an: I just don't like them, so I have to tell my parents quickly that their future daughter-in-law doesn't like them.

The good girl's mother is the school belle: Shut up...I like it very much!She is a girl, how dare you say it directly?I don't want to talk to you, I don't want to talk to you for the next 10 minutes!

Ye Ping'an: 30 minutes, I'll be the king of the game!