My future daughter added me on WeChat, saying that the school belle is her mother

The good girl's mother is the school belle:? ? ?

Ask for flowers.

Ye Ping'an: Well, 10 minutes, 10 minutes, I can play Doudizhu.

Good girl mother is the school belle: I suddenly changed my mind, you just stay with me now, no ~game~games are not allowed!

Ye Ping'an: Can I play school belle?I want the kind of smack!

The good girl's mother is the school belle: ...I'm angry!

Ye Ping'an: Well, I don't want to play, can Xiaobao lend me 520 yuan?

The good girl mother is the school belle: (520 red envelopes) Okay, what are you going to do?

Ye Ping'an: I want to buy something, I will ask my girlfriend for it tomorrow and return it to you.

The good girl's mother is the school belle:? ? ?

Ye Ping'an: Oh, I'm sorry, so you are my girlfriend, it's a misunderstanding, it's okay.

The good girl's mother is the school belle:? ? ?

Ye Pingan: I was cheated of 520 fast just now, and I felt a little unbalanced, and I was going to cheat back.No, it's 525 fast, and 5 fast is missing, or are you giving me 5 yuan?

... 00 The good girl mother is the school flower: Get out... I'm sleepy, there is no story about a little bunny, wait until you die tomorrow, I will let my aunt beat you to death, you know I can do it.Ye Pingan: Wow, such a powerful threat? ...Then I'm going to start telling the story, the good girl's mother is the school belle: OK.

Ye Ping'an: Little white rabbit, white and white again, with two ears lifted up, after cutting the arteries and veins, it's so cute to be motionless, peel the skin, chop it into pieces, throw it into the pot and stir-fry vegetables, add Water, cover the lid, take out the pot and sprinkle coriander... 廫~ Well, it smells so good!

The good girl's mother is the school belle: ...Ye Ping'an, I remember you like to say a word very much.

Ye Pingan: What did you say?

The good girl's mother is the school belle: From now on, let's forget each other in the world!Ye Pingan: ...

Ye Pingan hugged his phone and laughed happily.

My 520 yuan is back again, and it is still the best for my little treasure.

After finishing the three fishes, it's time to go to bed, and I have to find my big brother tomorrow.

Big brother, I think you...and a big sword!

Ding, a WeChat message came.

Huh?

Ye Pingan was stunned.

Pick up the phone and look, is it my sister?

Hua Lingdang: I can't sleep, I miss my brother.

What is this little girl going to do?

Ye Pingan: My brother misses you too.

Hua Lingdang: What would brother think?

Holding the mobile phone, Ye Ping'an raised the corners of his mouth.

Ye Pingan: Give you the bell, one step, one ring, one step, one thought!

Flower Bell: ...Put down the phone.

Ye Pingan smiled and closed his eyes.

What a day!Small.

Chapter 146 Let's Go, Go Play With Big Brother (2 more)

Dog days are here!

Ye Pingan, who opened his eyes, remained motionless.he thinks……

Fu, just lie on your stomach, don't move.

Three volts.

That is, lie on your stomach for 30 days and don't move.

Don't be careless.

Gu Yong broke into a sweat.

Is this the reason?

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully signing in and getting a random reward: the finger of pain!" Ye Pingan:? ? ?

System, so you are such a system?

Are you serious?

Why does this 'finger of pain' conjure up bad things and a great actor?

Ye Pingan knew that he had misunderstood.

Finger of Pain: A skill that can cause pain when the finger is pointed at others, very painful.

It is very similar to sunflower acupuncture, one is to make people immobile, and the other is to make people very painful.

It's not some magical game.

It's just that "[-]" taps the acupuncture points on the human body... Ye Ping'an was in a daze for a long time after recovering.

I don't like fighting, why would the system give me this thing?

Forget it.

The system isn't going through anyway, is it?

Ye Pingan got up to wash up.

Sure enough, mom and dad got up early.

Ye Pingan was puzzled.

Why do human beings seem to have a magical biological clock after they are over 45 years old.

The older they get, the earlier they go to bed and wake up?

Walk out after washing up.

Dad made breakfast, and my mother sat at the dining table like Lafayette.

It was still the same recipe, with a familiar taste, Ye Pingan walked over with a grin. "When will my daughter-in-law come over today?" Mother Ye glared at her son who was eating.

With a daughter-in-law, the son is sent as a phone bill.

How realistic!

Ye Pingan, who was in tears, took a sip of porridge, "It must be in the morning, how could you come to visit early in the morning?" "That's right, the eldest lady is also the baby of the family.

Ye Hongwu sucked on the porridge, ate a mouthful of buns, and looked at his son, "By the way, son, today your mother and I decided to take a day off and play billiards with dad later?" "No."

Ye Pingan shook his head, "It's rare to come back, I'm going to meet a friend today. When Youwei comes over, you two will wait on you." "What's that called?"

Mother Ye stared, "What do you mean we are serving?" "Are you serving?" Ye Ping'an winked. "Ah this..."

Mother Ye was stunned for a moment, then laughed and cursed, "You are a little bastard just like your father. However, if Youwei really becomes our daughter-in-law, it's okay to serve her. This girl is really likable, if you didn't get married before , I’ll take a goddaughter first?” Ye Ping’an: “…” Ye Hongwu: “…”

The father and son rolled their eyes together, feeling that the woman beside him was sick and needed to be treated immediately!

After eating, Ye Pingan was pulled aside by his father to whisper. "Be honest, when did you become so affectionate with your friends?"

Ye Hongwu looked suspicious, "Why do I feel that you are going out to do bad things?" "Hey."

As expected of a dad, who understands me, Ye Pingan smiled strangely, "A big brother I met in City B is a fellow from Bincheng. Dad, let me tell you, my big brother is rich, and he is also cheerful and generous. Please let me know." Twice the big sword, and took me to play in the clubhouse. Tsk... You don’t even know, the little masseur lady pressed your body with her little hands, and stepped on you with her little feet, it’s very exciting. There’s also the clubhouse Wow, wow~ the waitresses are all like models...heaven wow!"

Hearing what his son said, Ye Hongwu's eyes almost popped out of their sockets, drooling, pretending to be serious, "I said son, why don't you learn well? You are so depraved, it's not dad, I say you, this kind of thing is human What the hell, are you sorry for Youwei, how can you be so shameless... Son, you go to your elder brother, can you bring dad along?"

"If you want to be a wheelchair for the rest of your life, I don't mind." Ye Pingan shrugged.

Ye Hongwu's face turned pale, thinking of the terror of his daughter-in-law, "cough cough, how could such a serious person as your father and I do such a thing? I was just trying to test you, by the way, you can't talk to your mother about this." Say ha, be careful I beat you!" "Cut!" Ye Ping'an curled his lips.

Dad is still the same dad, with lust but no guts.

Suddenly, Ye Pingan froze.

I have almost the same personality as my father.

But in the past, didn't I have a lust but no courage?

Since when did it change?never mind……

We're out of our minds, right?

I am proud.

What are you thinking about!Stay till nine o'clock...

Mu Youwei appeared outside the Ye family compound on time.

This time, the three members of the Ye family were terrified... because there were a bunch of presents beside the senior lady.Ginseng, bird's nest, fishbone, famous wine, famous cigarettes... Ye Pingan's preliminary calculations, these things cost hundreds of thousands.

What are you going to do, Xiaobao?

How do you know my mom likes this bite?

All three members of the Ye family were dispatched before they managed to carry their things home.

Along the way, there were too many neighbors onlookers, dizzy looking at those things, and all kinds of saliva envious.

Mother Ye was so proud, she would say to everyone: My future daughter-in-law is here to see me, and bring some nutrition for us old couple, it's okay!

Ye Pingan gave his mother ninety points for this pretending.

In addition, it was because of the embarrassment of the scene that his face was blushing, let alone Mu Youwei.

On the other hand, Ye Hongwu, who has been rubbed by his wife all these years, is invulnerable, and he is not surprised by honor or disgrace.

After talking with his girlfriend and parents for a while, Ye Pingan ran away.

Girlfriends are coming to the door for the second time. We are so familiar, so I definitely don't need to accompany you, right?

Mom and Dad, you have worked hard.

It's obvious that the big girl is here to lick her future parents-in-law, so how can she have time to talk to him? "Brother, what are you doing?"

After leaving the community, Ye Pingan took out his hand and dialed the number of 'Mu Yijun', and said with a smile, "I'm back to Bincheng!" "Really?"

Hearty laughter came from the phone, and Mu Yijun laughed loudly, "Tell me where is it?" "Just wait for what my brother says."

The corners of Ye Ping'an's happy mouth almost reached the back of his head, "I'm in District XX. 3.8" "It's not far, I'll ask the driver to pick you up!" Mu Yijun said with a smile.

Why is your voice so weird?

After hanging up the phone, Ye Ping'an narrowed his eyes.

It kind of feels like he already knows I'm back, isn't it surprising?

He shook his head, maybe he was thinking too much.

Recently, a group of fish have been driven into a state of insanity, thinking about everything they do.

It's time to give your mind a break.

Less than 15 minutes.

A Rolls Royce drove up to Ye Pingan.

Brother's car.

Ye Pingan opened the door and got into the car, and it was indeed the driver.

Hey, what do you mean by grinning when you see me?

And what does that weird smile on your face mean?

Ye Pingan was a little puzzled.

He felt that the driver seemed sick.

Do you want to call 120? .