I really don't want to read

"Her! She..." Zhou Jia pouted, "She is an exception, you can help...others can't!"

"why?"

"No reason, well, let's go."

The study committee member coldly issued the order to evict guests again, Lin Xiaoxian smiled helplessly, then walked out of the community, found a shared bicycle and rode away.

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After returning home, Lin Xiaoxian smelled a strange smell across the door.

"What is Mu Changqing doing, and..."

Lin Xiaoxian muttered while taking the key, and subconsciously ruled out his younger sister naturally, and the target of the "crime" was directed at his aunt.

After opening the door, there was only a "meow", and one person and one cat looked at each other.

Wherever Lin Xiaoxian looked, he didn't know how to jump to the ball on the dining table, his head kept looking back at the moon, and then his right paw was stretching out into the bag of dried fish, trying to check the forehead of the fish.

"Meow meow?"

"Well, I'm fine, how about you?"

"Meow..."

"That's good, come down, hand over all the dried fish you stole, if one is missing, you will never want to eat it again!"

"Meow-"

Tuantuan let out a mournful cry, then jumped down, got into the nest and dug it out, dug out seven or eight dried fish and brought it to Lin Xiaoxian's feet.

"That's about the same...Come here! Let me lick two..."

"Meow..."

Tuantuan suddenly felt that his life as a cat was very miserable, unlike the one on TV.

The cats on TV are all superior, and their shit-shoveling officers are all bulls and horses, but why is this human being in my family so overbearing?

No, you have to resist!

Tuantuan wants to rebuild the family order, rebuild the dignity and status of the puppet, but it feels so comfortable to be masturbated!

Lin Xiaoxian's tricks were really unintentional, Tuantuan finally let out a "meow", rolled his eyes all over the place, and fainted.

"I'm back! Auntie, what does it smell like!" Lin Xiaoxian threw Tuantuan aside and shouted.

The kitchen door was closed, but there was a voice inside. After hearing Lin Xiaoxian's voice, Lin Xiaoshu and Mu Changqing came out at the same time.

One had a bitter face as if she was about to cry, but the other was radiant, like her upturned big rabbit, very energetic.

"elder brother!"

Lin Xiaoshu rushed over, tired and wronged:

"Auntie is so stupid! I really can't teach you!"

Mu Changqing pouted after hearing this: "Xiao Shu...you can't say that the elders are stupid..."

"Touch her hair, I can't be scared..." Lin Xiaoxian comforted her sister, "She has been stupid for a day or two, she wants to open it up."

"Xiao Xian!"

Mu Changqing akimbo angrily, Lin Xiaoxian ignored:

"So what did you teach her, Xiaoshu?"

"Cooking, she has to learn to cook, and it's very difficult..."

Difficulty?

Guys who can't even make omelettes will have a difficult time getting started.

Don't underestimate cooking, idiot!

Lin Xiaoxian glared at Mu Changqing:

"Learn to fly without learning to crawl..."

"Tch, what's so great, it's so difficult, I still made it."

Hearing this, Lin Xiaoxian noticed the plate of things in Mu Changqing's hand, and frowned suddenly. Most of the peculiar smell in the house came from this thing.

"Excuse me, comrade aunt... what is this?"

"This is my hard dish! Charcoal-grilled pork ribs!" Mu Changqing announced proudly.

"Hard...hard dishes..."

Lin Xiaoxian glanced at the black pieces on the plate, touched them, and nodded slowly:

"The charcoal is quite hard. Where are the ribs? Where are they?"

"You hate it! These are ribs..." Mu Changqing was unhappy and shook his body.

"...Alas... Auntie... To be honest, you are not stupid, but you may not be suitable for cooking."

"I don't accept it!" Mu Changqing refused.

"The reality is cruel, and you have to accept it if you don't accept it."

Lin Xiaoxian went into the kitchen to check, but luckily the pots and pans were not damaged.

"When you're at home, just be a good-for-nothing. I'll feed you when you're hungry. There's no need to bother..."

"Alright then~" Mu Changqing gave in.

"Oh, by the way, Xiaoxian, I also discovered a supernatural event at that time."

"Spirituality?" Lin Xiaoxian turned his head sharply, "What kind of supernatural event, don't talk nonsense, you will get 404 if you talk nonsense."

"That's not supernatural, it's suspense!" My aunt changed the word, "It's the cup on your table, isn't it filled with iced Coke? Then I drank it, and after a while, I found that the Coke was full again! And still It’s iced! It’s horrible! I dare not drink it..."

Apparently, Auntie used the orange prop Lin Xiaoxian got last time - the iced version of the infinite Coke cup.

"It's a cold day, what kind of iced cola to drink, not afraid of the palace cold? From now on, don't touch my cup, and don't enter the room without permission."

Lin Xiaoxian went over in a hurry, and then spent the last afternoon before the evening self-study and vacation, coded a [-]-word novel, and perfunctory readers in his busy schedule to prove that the author has not yet entered the palace.

188 Lin Xiaoxian's Moderate Way

New Year's Day has passed, and in the new year, most people don't have any new changes.

Except for a small number of people who experienced something unforgettable in a lifetime on New Year's Day.

For example, when Zheng Wen and Liu Wei came to the classroom after taking leave, they were stared at with strange eyes. The fact that the two went to the amusement park together during the New Year's Day had obviously been exposed by a certain paparazzi.

"Damn it, Li Chi! Did you say it everywhere!" Liu Wei regarded Li Chi as the first suspect.

"Viagra, you know me well, I never talk nonsense about brothers!"

Li Chi looked righteous, and then he was taken aback:

"No, you didn't tell us brothers about this!"

"So someone must have seen me at the amusement park..."

Liu Wei glanced at the indifferent Zheng Wen in the distance, and scratched his hair to find Chen Ming:

"Chen Ming, you are a businessman, you are usually connected in all directions, and your eyeliner is everywhere..."

"Wait a minute!"

Chen Ming stopped the pen in his hand for copying homework, lifted it up and became energetic after soaking in the hot spring, with a smooth and oily little white face:

"merchant?"

"Tsk, bookseller!"

"Damn, who did I charge for borrowing the book?" Chen Ming was annoyed.

"Oh, it's getting too far! Didn't you work part-time in an amusement park on New Year's Day last year? Could it be you this time..."

"Brother..." Chen Ming rolled his eyes, "You know me, I've been in Mount Emei these two days!"

Liu Wei was taken aback, oh, yes.

There will be times when the military division messes up, thinking how innocent and astute he used to be before sitting at the same table with Zheng Wen.

Now for a mere woman, it is like a headless chicken, which made Liu Wei sigh:

"The beauty is a disaster..."

"Viagra, you are showing Nima..."

Seeing him pretending to be deep, even Chen Ming couldn't help being rude.

"Don't talk about me, let me ask you first, how does the hot spring in Mount Emei feel? Are there any monkeys coming to soak with you?"

"I think you look like a monkey... It feels normal, we went to the big bathhouse, the kind that didn't even put artificial sulfur..."

Chen Ming commented earnestly, then Zhang Zhiheng moved his ears, stopped copying homework, and led a few old crooks to surround him, laughing awkwardly:

"Brother Ming, tell me in detail."

"It's nothing to say, it's really a big bathhouse."

"No, what I mean is, Miss Ma is in good shape, right?"

"..."

Chen Ming was speechless, he really didn't pay attention to this, he just went to the hot spring purely to relax.

Zhang Zhiheng was in a hurry:

"Brother Ming, we are just curious to find out, are you hiding something..."

"As for! Too much for it!"

A voice suddenly sounded behind him, Zhang Zhiheng trembled, and put a hand on his shoulder.

Zhang Zhiheng turned his head, his old face blushed, and he immediately apologized:

"Sister Ma, it's so early..."

"Stop talking nonsense, what do you want to know about Ben Gong's measurements?"

Of course, Ma Weiwei questioned directly, but Chen Chen, who was traveling with her, shrank her neck and did not participate, and sat silently in her seat to eat melons.

"No... Sister Ma, I don't have any other intentions, I'm just curious..."

"I'll go to Du Tianjun to sue you for sexual harassment now."

Zhang Zhiheng's scalp felt numb with this hat on, it's hard to say, Ma Weiwei might really be able to do it.

"What a big deal, I have something to say, I have something to say..." Zhang Zhiheng flattered him, and the old perverts who were with him ran away early to watch the excitement.

"Then, if you help me finish the comprehensive examination paper, I will spare your life."

"Ah... I didn't do it myself..."

"Give you half a minute to think about it."

"Go, go, go!"

Ma Weiwei left satisfied, and then Liu Wei approached Zhang Zhiheng thoughtfully:

"Old Zhang, you are miserable. I suspect that Ma Weiwei touched porcelain on purpose."

"What do you mean?"

"She has been wandering around here. She should have heard what you were saying a long time ago, but she didn't stop her. She didn't come to arrest you until you wanted to discuss it in depth."

Zhang Zhiheng slapped his thigh, that's why!

This woman is so scheming!Zhang Zhiheng not only lamented:

"The beauty is a disaster..."

There was a burst of strange laughter, and Lin Xiaoxian, who had just arrived in the classroom, walked over:

"Zhang Zhiheng, are you okay, Sister Ma is also a beauty?"

Sister Ma in the distance gave Lin Xiaoxian a middle finger.

"Oh, fuck off, I think Sister Ma is okay, but of course she can't compare with your family, Gu Xiaoyan, what are you showing off..."