I really don't want to read

Zhang Zhiheng sat down impatiently and began to help Ma Weiwei with her homework, while Liu Wei and Lin Xiaoxian discussed the issue of "a beauty is a disaster".

"This is what's wrong with you, Viagra, a gifted scholar and a beautiful woman, a confidante should be a confidant, how can it be a disaster?" Lin Xiaoxian criticized Liu Wei in principle.

"In short, that's probably what it means. Anyway, I found out that since... I was with her..."

"Hey, tell me clearly, with whom, after what?" Lin Xiaoxian smiled like Sun Fenfen, almost grabbing a handful of sunflower seeds.

"Oh, seriously..."

Liu Wei is still very innocent, lowering his voice:

"Anyway, my head is going numb now, and then I go out to play with her on New Year's Day, and when I'm by her side, I just keep thinking... always thinking..."

Liu Wei gestured back and forth between his own mouth and Lin Xiaoxian's mouth with his index finger, Lin Xiaoxian was shocked:

"Kiss?"

"Cough cough cough!! Cough cough!"

Liu Wei glared at Lin Xiaoxian, then quietly looked at Zheng Wen, but luckily he was not heard.

"Liu Wei, you are a student, and your main task is to study. It is better to put this spirit of wanting to eat a fat man in your studies." Lin Xiaoxian taught earnestly, but Liu Wei gave him a blow on his back.

"Lin Xiaoxian, you're going to die now!"

"???"

Lin Xiaoxian feels wronged, is he still paying for his virtue?Shouldn't the current charge be driving a luxury car every day, with seven or eight girlfriends in the car traveling around?

And how miserable is he?During the three-day holiday, I had to accompany my table and my girlfriend, and finally I went to cook for my best friend.

No use for any personal time!

Alas, I really envy those who can stay at home reading novels and playing games every day during the holidays...

"Eat food one bite at a time, talk about feelings a little bit, Viagra, you say what's wrong with you, you don't hold your hand, you just want to kiss someone..."

"Stop talking sarcastic, Brother Xian, just say what to do, I feel like my mind is in a mess."

Lin Xiaoxian pondered for a while, then stretched out two fingers:

"This problem, there are nothing more than two ways to solve it. One is to endure. It's okay to read some Great Compassion Mantra or something to get rid of the demons, or use a large number of question banks to divert your attention. I recommend the latter, which is just helpful. For you to correct the evil and return to the right."

Liu Wei nodded: "What about the second one?"

"The second one is the opposite. If you finish the matter directly, your mind will not be confused."

"Ah? You tell me to really find someone to kiss..."

Liu Wei's old face couldn't hold back anymore, it was hot, and he touched and scratched it.

"It's okay, I'll give you an idea."

Lin Xiaoxian beckoned, Liu Wei listened to him.

"We are not foreigners, so don't use the barbaric means of foreigners when you fall in love. Use force at every turn, wall-dong or something, vulgar! According to the traditional saying, our people are the most moderate..."

"The mean..." This Liu Wei knew, "The one who wrote The Legend of the Condor Heroes?"

"That's Jin Yong!"

Lin Xiaoxian slapped him on the head and continued:

"Lu Dashu, a pioneer in the literary world, once said: Chinese people value the mean the most. If you say to dig a window, they will absolutely disagree, but if you say to tear down the house, they will rush to make a compromise and agree to chisel it. windows are gone"

"so?"

"So in the same way, if you directly say that you want to kiss, she will definitely not agree, but if you say that you want to kiss her with tongue, she will take a step back and agree to kiss."

Daigo empowerment.

Liu Wei petrified on the spot and fell into deep thought...

189 Psychology teacher (seeking tickets)

When returning to the seat, Lin Xiaoxian found that the tablemate was sitting upright, unprecedentedly upright.

"Su Yuan." Lin Xiaoxian waved in front of her eyes.

"Well, say it."

Su Yuan was reading English vocabulary, turned a page, and then heard Lin Xiaoxian laughing, making a puffing sound from his suppressed mouth.

What are you laughing laughing!Puff puff!Is he a pig head!

Su Yuan wanted to be angry all of a sudden, but he just narrowed his eyes slightly, his long eyelashes trembling, and held back.

Lin Xiaoxian laughed even more happily, lying on the desk, looking at her from the bottom up with his head sideways.

Su Yuan tried to ignore him, but failed after trying for three seconds, with a stern face:

"Lin Xiaoxian, what are you looking at..."

"It is said that many girls grow beautifully because of the angle, as long as you look from below, you can find out their double chins."

"!!!"

Su Yuan's heart was shaken violently in an instant, and he couldn't calm down anymore.

Does she have a double chin too?

No, at least not for him to see.

Speaking of which, close acquaintances always envy her that she can eat and not gain weight.

Now that Lin Xiaoxian said this, Su Yuan was very suspicious of whether the flesh had grown to her chin quietly!

Then this is scary!

Lin Xiaoxian's gaze suddenly seemed like Superman's Retinazer, burning her itchyly.

In order to hide "Schrödinger's double chin", Su Yuan subconsciously stretched his neck a little bit, while slowly lowering his head, so he inevitably met Lin Xiaoxian's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

"You don't, Yuan Yuan's chin is very delicate, the most beautiful in the world."

There is no one who praises others to praise his chin, Lin Xiaoxian is so earthy... After listening to it, the tablemate spread a lovely pink glow from the neck to the ears.

Lin Xiaoxian laughed out loud as if his wish had come true:

"Hahaha, this is you! Then, student Su Yuan, are you pretending to be cold just now to learn from Zhou Jia?"

"Who imitated her! I don't want to, and I don't want to..."

Su Yuan stopped pretending, he couldn't pretend, he really couldn't imitate the demeanor of the study committee member, next time when Lin Xiaoxian flirted, he had to change his method.

Su Yuan sighed, and drew black circles on the draft paper:

"Lin Xiaoxian... I watched a Japanese variety show yesterday, and people in it said that girls with that personality are the most attractive... What do you think?"

"What kind of personality... what kind? Good kind?"

"Humph..."

Lin Xiaoxian yelled so intimately, Su Yuan felt that it didn't sound good at all, at least not as good as "Yuan Yuan".

"Stop watching daily dramas, many of them are late-night shows, which are quite perverted."

"So you think that personality is abnormal?"

Su Yuan's eyes lit up, but when he thought of Lin Xiaoxian's liking for perverted things, they quickly dimmed.

"What! All schools of thought have their own strengths. I think it's normal for people to have different personalities, but the good qualities in their bodies are indistinguishable..."

"Lin Xiaoxian, don't come here, I've already leveled up, you can't fool me with this kind of words anymore... I will continue to sulk about the New Year's Day..."

After that day, the more Su Yuan thought about it, the more he felt that his performance seemed too cheap and too Lin Xiaoxian.

But Su Yuan is also a little worried, is it a little pretentious now?

Her psychological struggle was fierce, she jumped left and right, and played games back and forth. When she used God's perspective to watch the heroines in Taiwan idol dramas, Su Yuan clearly expressed her disdain.

However, when it was my turn, I realized that it was not that simple at all.

"Can you resume the transmission when you are angry? Are you Xunlei? Miss Su is really amazing! Xiaosheng admires it!"

Lin Xiaoxian clasped his fists, and then said that Su Yuan can get angry however he likes, it doesn't matter.

"Then what if I'm always angry, one semester, one year?" The deskmate's cheeks were puffy.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you have a couple, twins, or a car." Lin Xiaoxian said something.

"What nonsense are you talking about, your face is thicker than a brick..."

No one is Lin Xiaoxian's opponent in playing word games, at least Su Yuan can't do it, and even a little refutation will make him blush.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll always be angry with you? I've been coaxed by you on the surface, but I also secretly blame you in my heart..."

"Will not."

Lin Xiaoxian took out a few books from the drawer and put them on the table as a front, in case Du Tianjun entered the classroom suddenly, then looked around, raised the little hand of the deskmate, and kissed her soft and warm palm.

"This is the classroom!"

Su Yuan struggled in a panic, but he didn't let go, so he simply closed his eyes.

Then a whisper came from Su Yuan's ear:

"You won't be angry forever, because when I marry you, I will guarantee that you will be happier than any other bride in the world."

"...marry...marry..."

"Yes, didn't we make an appointment, I will marry you, you will marry me, man, I can't let you be sad that night for nothing..."

"..."

Su Yuan couldn't take it anymore, his body became weak, and his whole body was overloaded like the red and warm Rambo in LOL. He lay down on the table and began to cool down.

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"classmates!"

On the first night of self-study on vacation, Du Tianjun looked more energetic than before with a haircut. In Li Chi's words, he looked like Grandpa Niu in the movie.

"All eyes are on me, I have something to announce!"

Du Tianjun raised his hands, then broke off a small piece of chalk, turned sideways, and wrote a few bold words on the blackboard:

"I'll go, Lao Du wants to BB for another night?"

"Sick..."

"Talking about Mao, a horse with mental health of labor and capital..."

It's just a word, the following is chattering, Du Tianjun stares:

"What are you talking about! Talk about it!"

The classroom was quiet, and then Du Tianjun narrated that he was not the one who came to the symposium, and the speaker was someone else, a psychology teacher specially invited by the grade director from No. [-] Middle School.

"The director took good care of us in class seven. The teaching philosophy of the seventh middle school is also very humane, advanced, and worth learning, ah...so, everyone, listen carefully later..."

After drinking some water, Du Tianjun leisurely added:

"Although it doesn't matter, but by the way, this psychology teacher is also the niece of our grade director, a college student, and is currently an intern in No. [-] Middle School. At that time, everyone should give me some face..."

"Oh----"

It turned out to be the case.

Those students who didn't care about it looked up one after another at this moment, and everyone laughed knowingly together.

It was clear that it was carrying private goods. The grade director wanted to add a little experience and experience to his niece, so he called her over to give a lecture in the name of "please".

Du Tianjun saw the expressions of "teacher don't worry, we understand" on everyone's faces, nodded in satisfaction, then looked at his watch, and waited outside the classroom for a while.

One minute later, Du Tianjun's voice sounded outside the door:

"Hi, welcome welcome..."

190 Wives and Lovers and Girlfriends (tickets!!!)

"Welcome Teacher Xia!"

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