Ghost, please let me go

I was very upset, very upset!

However, there is one thing that really pleases me.

She is actually a god!

Your sister, will there be such a bad and miserable god in the world?

This is too unbelievable, too unimaginable!

Can you imagine a god being wheeled by someone, and then hanged himself to become a ghost, trapped in the boys' dormitory and unable to get out?

I can't think of it with my genius brain!

The beauty in the white skirt smiled at Gu Mingzhuo: "There was a small incident that delayed me until now. However, I have already left, and I have left the world a few days ago. This is coming back."

Before Gu Mingzhuo could reply, I interrupted and shouted: "Qiao Xiaomin, you didn't say hello when you saw me, what do you mean? You are a god, you are amazing, you pretend you don't know me, this is trying to cover up your past. Is there a fascinating black history in the men's room all day long?"

That's right, the one who stepped out of the plague car was Qiao Xiaomin who had been promoted to immortality before!

Now she is quite stylish, she is not a bad girl wandering around sleepily in the men's room, her whole body is shining, she is full of style, she is either a fairy or a demon, she has absolutely nothing to do with a bad ghost.

Hearing my greeting, Qiao Xiaomin turned his head, glanced at me contemptuously, raised his eyebrows, and said in a rather flat tone: "You monkey monster, are you the envoy of the ancient great immortal? Hurry up and salute!"

Gu Mingzhuo was also taken aback, and hurriedly said to me: "This is the goddess of death, you can't be so rude."

I got angry when I heard Qiao Xiaomin's tone, and immediately ignored Gu Mingzhuo, and said to Qiao Xiaomin: "You are a monkey monster, and your whole family is a monkey monster! Ouch, you have become an immortal, it's amazing, you are a monkey monster when you come up!" Demon, you still want me to salute you? It’s not time to cry and beg me for help, but it’s time to thank me for your great kindness! But you have become a fairy, and you haven’t seen any progress. When you were a ghost, you used to cat in the men’s room Now, now that you are a god, you will not find a clean place if you run around in this plague car, or do you have a special hobby? The more you hide, the more you like it?"

"What a rude monkey monster, do you still want to blackmail the god just because you know something about the god before he was in the world?"

Qiao Xiaomin raised her chin slightly, squinted her eyes, and looked at me with that condescending aura, exuding a dangerous aura, um, this time someone is going to kill me.

Gu Mingzhuo tugged at me and whispered, "Ye Lan, Ye Lan, don't..."

I shook him off, rolled up my sleeves, and said, "You want to repay your kindness, don't you! Want to fight with me, don't you! Want to kill someone to silence you? Come on, come on, do it! I'm afraid of you, Ye Lan The two words are written backwards. From then on, I will not be called Ye Lan, I will be called Lan Ye! Come on, Qiao Xiaomin, come and beat me if you have the ability, and see if you can beat me today! Well, do what you can ah!"

Qiao Xiaomin was startled, and looked at me suspiciously, "You are Ye Lan, why did you become a monkey? Although you had some abilities that humans didn't have before, you were obviously a standard human being! Could it be that you were infected by the demon blood and mutated later?" Is it? Or is it that the gene was edited by someone in the next birth, and now there is a defect mutation, and the result is a monkey? It shouldn't be..."

"You're a monkey, you're a mutant, you...uh...sorry, wait a minute."

I just remembered that the image I appear on the stage now is not a monkey, it’s all my soul’s fault, it’s not good to change anything, I have to become a monkey, this aesthetic concept is simply perverted!

I quickly changed back to my original form, and I wanted to continue talking, but I felt that I was wrong for getting angry just now, and I couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. Just as I was about to talk nonsense to ease the situation, Qiao Xiaomin exclaimed in surprise: " Ye Lan, it really is you. At the beginning, I guessed that you were not an ordinary person, but unexpectedly, you are a disciple of the Great Immortal Gu. The Great Immortal Gu is a top-notch expert in the world. If you worship under his sect, the future is really boundless. The Great Immortal Gu , Ye Lan has an old relationship with me, and he has been very kind to me, please take care of him in the future!"

Gu Mingzhuo smiled awkwardly: "You misunderstood, I can't take care of him, dare not take care of him, let alone have the ability to take care of him."

"Just take care of me because he hasn't saved enough tolls for thousands of years, let's take care of his own daughter first." I couldn't help laughing, "You're a god, just like a ghost before, so confused! You don’t investigate the specific situation, just open your mouth! Hey, speaking of it, do you habitually use your mouth to trick people, just say good things but don’t do practical things. I also said that you did so much for you before Busy, you just pat your butt and leave without any reward! How can I sell dozens of Yinjin if I sell a ghost? You are a god, you didn’t give me a dime, and you just knew how to tell someone out , Dare to be affectionate is a habit, or the old saying goes well, the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change!"

Qiao Xiaomin was a little unhappy when I said this, and frowned and said: "Ye Lan, you can't talk nonsense about this. Our gods pay attention to repaying kindness with kindness, complaining with grudges, clearing up both grievances and grievances, and leaving no cause and effect. You For helping me, I naturally remember and am grateful, but you can’t just talk nonsense, can you? Say that I didn’t reward you? You are wrong! Where is the rope I gave you, what is it if it is not reward?”

"It's broken! You still have the nerve to lift the rope. If I help you so much, you leave me the rope you used to hang yourself in the first place! Of course, giving a rope is better than giving nothing at all. If One day, if I want to hang myself like you, I don’t need to look for a rope. But you should make it stronger, it will break after two times! You say you, so show me a broken rope, In the end, it really broke the rope, even if you repay your kindness with fake and shoddy products, your heart is too dark."

"Broken? How did you do it? How could it be broken!" Qiao Xiaomin cried out, looking so surprised.

I despise her, "If it breaks, it will break. What else can I do with a broken rope? Is it because it is not strong and it will break when it is pulled? Otherwise, how can it be broken? Look at you making a fuss, Isn't it just a rope, as for being so distressed, you are too unknown to be a god, take a broken rope as a treasure."

Qiao Xiaomin, "..."

Gu Mingzhuo looked at me, then at Qiao Qiaomin, and asked with a somewhat uncertain tone: "Although I don't know what happened to you before, but the rope you are talking about, Myoshin, it must be that rope."

"What kind of rope do you think I'm carrying with me?"

Qiao Xiaomin nodded expressionlessly, Gu Mingzhuo turned pale with shock, and turned to look at me, "You, you broke the chain of the dead soul?"

"What chains of dead souls? It's clear that the hemp rope is broken..." I looked at Qiao Xiaomin, and then at Gu Mingzhuo. "Well, just pull it casually, and it will break. I didn't do it on purpose. If I had known that the thing was so weak, I wouldn't have to pull it hard. Cough, this thing is not very expensive. Let's talk about it first, Now that it’s given to me, it’s mine, and it’s my fault if it’s broken, so don’t say I’ll have to pay for it. Well, do you want money? I’m dying. I’m still in debt of more than 5000 million yuan. If you want me to pay for the rope, there is no way, don't even think about it..."

"Is that a matter of losing money?" Gu Mingzhuo was heartbroken, as if he had lost several small targets, "That is the chain of dead souls, the natal artifact of the goddess of death, which has absolute control over the post-death forms of all life. The irresistible law of suppression, once locked in your hand, is invincible to any form of life after death. This is the fundamental power that the goddess of death wields to rule the realm of the dead. You, how can you break the chain of dead souls? ?”

Your uncle, a broken hanging rope has such a background!

I couldn't help becoming angry from embarrassment, "Ancient Immortal, why are you so anxious, is this rope yours? No way! Does this have anything to do with you? No! This is a private matter between me and her, you see She is not in a hurry, you, the emperor, are not in a hurry for the eunuchs, what is the matter? You go aside first, and I will have a chat with her."

After finishing speaking, I pushed Gu Mingzhuo to the side, and I caught up with Qiao Xiaomin, and grabbed her hand, "Come on, come on, classmate Qiao, let's have a private chat."

Qiao Xiaomin didn't move, she looked down at me, to be precise, it was my hand that I was holding her hand!

Gu Mingzhuo made a fuss and yelled, "You, how can you pull Mingshen's hand!"

Chapter 543 I invite you for today's dinner

Now I'm annoyed by Gu Mingzhuo's fussy look.

You said that he is quite a big land god, even if he almost did not become a god, he is still a big man, as for making such a small fuss?

What's wrong with me holding hands?

In broad daylight, I was aboveboard, and I didn't sneak around or do anything other than hold hands, so why can't I hold hands?

People can broadcast live sex on the Internet, and they can hold a sea and sky feast offline. What if I hold the hand of a female classmate?

Besides, she is not my classmate now, and the black-faced god doesn't care about me holding her hand, does she?

"Ancient Immortal, just stay put. I didn't hold your girl's hand. Why are you so nervous? This is my classmate, alumnus, and senior sister. What's wrong with me? What's bothering you? This Day by day, the control is too wide!"

The ancient name is clumsy, "..."

Qiao Xiaomin said in a cool voice: "Do you have any last wish? Come on, I will fulfill your last wish now, and there will be no such good thing after that."

"What's the matter? I feel that I used to cheat on me with my mouth before, but now I feel sorry. This is my conscience. I want to satisfy my wish? Let me tell you, I am not such a stingy person. Of course, if you feel really sorry, you can help me." Can I still pay the more than 5000 million I owed to Singularity? You are such a big god, and you are also a famous goddess of death, more than 5000 million is nothing to you, not too much, is it?"

Qiao Xiaomin said calmly and coquettishly: "You can change your wish, more than 5000 million is too much, I can't afford it."

Your sister, I thought she was going to say more than 5000 million petty things, but I didn't expect to say that I can't afford it!This fairy is really aboveboard, he speaks so confidently even without money!

But you said that she is a fairy, but she is still a goddess of death who sounds like a god, and she doesn't even have more than 5000 million. This is too poor. If you are so poor, why don't you become a poor god?

I said: "Then I have no other wishes, let's come over and have a private chat first, okay? You see, there is no need for this thousand-year-old old man to get involved in the affairs between our classmates. Let me tell you, This old man is not old at heart, and he likes to mess with little girls, you look young and beautiful, but you must be careful of him."

When Qiao Xiaomin heard what I said, she frowned, looked me up and down, and looked a little puzzled.

I hastened to explain, "Don't look at me like that. This is not talking about people behind their backs. I said it in front of him. We are aboveboard! Ancient Immortal, I say you put your mind to it, are you convinced?"

Gu Mingzhuo's eyes widened, and he said in a surprised and serious tone, "Why aren't you dead yet?"

I said: "What a mess! I am living well, why am I dying? You are too stingy to be a god, didn't I just say a few basic facts? Dare you say that you are not foolish, If you don't play tricks, can you raise your apprentice as a wife? And you started raising your ex-wife before she died. If you don't tell me, I don't even think about it. You haven't been doing this for thousands of years in the world. ? Is every wife raised like this? This guy is good, he will take over the field, and he will not fall into neutral gear! Great, great, Senior Sister Qiao, you see, this is not what I said, it is the truth, he Admit it, you have to be careful, this old man really wants to spend money, there is really no limit at all, don't think that you are safe if you are a god, he will be short of the toll, otherwise he is also a god, It's really not a person, you can't stop it."

Qiao Xiaomin didn't speak, and suddenly reached out to touch my face, then touched my chest, and then reached out to touch down.

I was startled, quickly let go of her hand, jumped back a step, and said nervously: "Senior sister Qiao, you have something to say, don't touch me, I'm a decent person, and I'm underage. You said, although I don’t care about the relationship with minors, the law does. Of course, if you rely on yourself as a god and feel that other people’s laws can’t control you, you have to come with me I don't have the ability to stop you. But let me say first, I firmly disagree with this matter. All right, come here whatever you want. "

When I said this, I was actually quite nervous. You said she really wanted to force her to do something, what should I do?Did I obey, did I obey, or did I obey?

Tangled ah!

Of course, I shouldn't pay attention to this little thing at this time. I should care about what is more important. For example, if she really wants to force me to do something beyond the scope of classmates and friends, I have to put the ancient famous clumsy Obtrusive light bulbs go away.We don't have a penchant for performing live.We are only a sophomore in high school, and we are very shy.

Qiao Xiaomin asked, "Do you feel any discomfort?"

I didn't know why, I touched my head, my chest, and my stomach, but there was no pain anywhere, so I said with certainty: "There is nothing uncomfortable, I am very comfortable, it seems that I haven't eaten for a long time, although I’m not hungry, but my stomach feels a bit empty. Hey, you don’t know, before, I didn’t know how to practice Qi. When I started to exercise, my stomach was so hungry, I was so hungry that I didn’t even have the foundation to eat. It would scare me to death Personally. But since I learned the method of refining qi, after practicing qi, I don’t know that I’m hungry. But people don’t know that it’s a thing to be hungry. It’s not just to fill your stomach. Look at our living standards It’s all developed like this, and eating is actually a kind of enjoyment. If you don’t know how to be hungry, wouldn’t you lose the enjoyment of eating? What’s the point of this person’s life? Especially since I’m still a high school student How to say that sentence, only love and food can’t be let down! As a high school student, if I love to go back and forth all day long, our black-faced gods will not let me go, my dad will not let me go, I Mom won't let me go, my sister Xiaowei won't let me go, do you think I dare? Since I don't even dare to love, then only food is left to live up to. I still feel a little hungry after saying this Now, it’s better to meet by chance than to invite you. Let me tell you that the deliciousness of the world is on this skewer. If one skewer is not enough, come again! Nothing in the world is two meals Grilled skewers can’t solve it! I know there is a street stall in Haicheng. The grilled food is very delicious. When I came to Haicheng, my buddies took me to eat it. As a reward for today's messy things, it's finally over? If you think there's no problem, then it's settled. Hey, you go with the ancient gods too! By the way, speaking of strings, I have to hire another person, You wait a moment."

Chapter 544 Why Don't You Die?

I sent Yueqian a message.

This man has to keep his word. He said before that he wanted to invite her to dinner, so he must invite her to dinner. Now that he wants to eat, he just happened to be together, so as not to have to invite her twice and spend an extra time.Although we are not short of money now, we can't waste it, can we?Even if it's a waste, it can't be wasted on inviting people to eat, that's a big mistake.

"Yueqian, do you have time, I'll treat you to dinner later, come and join us."

"No! My dad told me to stay away from you, saying that you are too dangerous."

"Look at you, what's the relationship between the two of us? You're being polite, that's it. Your dad looks too weird and doesn't conform to the normal aesthetic point of view of human beings. If you come to the earth, you have to scare the restaurant owner to death, or else I'll treat him to something too, this time thanks to the help of you two, you will have a good meal on behalf of your father, you don't have to be polite to me, I'm in a hurry with you."

"I'm not being polite to you..."

"It's good to be polite! Everyone is a real person, so you must not be polite. Okay, you should prepare first, and wait for my letter. Let's not talk about it, I have other things on my end, see you later!"

After the contact, I turned around and asked Qiao Xiaomin, "Where did we just talk? Let's continue. By the way, come here, come here, let me have a private chat with you, look at the relationship between our classmates, and before, in the boys' dormitory Ah, you understand, you don’t need to say this in front of the ancient god, and you can’t let him know about it, right? Come and have a private chat.”

Gu Mingzhuo stretched his neck and stared, "What's the matter? What happened to you before? What can happen between you and the dead girl? Don't be vague, as if you can have something. .Goddess of Death, what can happen to you? The Goddess of Death is untouchable by living beings, as soon as you touch it, you will die."

Whoops, look at his narrow-minded posture, the sour energy can't be concealed, it's because I saw that he failed to make a move and was preempted by me, so I was envious and jealous, and he would die at the first touch !

I couldn't help laughing, and stretched out my hand to grab Qiao Xiaomin's hand while laughing, "Old Immortal, you are such a big man, you can't just talk about it. It sounds like it's true, you can't touch anything, just touch it Just die, you see I touched her, I pulled her hand, am I dead? Didn’t I die? Is it not enough to hold hands? Is it? Not dead! Tsk tsk, this is not dead, will it die if you take a photo together? Speaking of which, I have never taken a photo with a god. It is a rare opportunity. Sister Qiao, can we take a photo together? No objection, what relationship do we have, you must not be willing to object."

I held her waist with one arm, and quickly took out my phone with the other hand, brought my face closer to hers, grinned at the camera, and snapped.

It's done, it's done.

When I post it in my circle of friends, even if I don’t tell everyone that this is the goddess of death, just because I posted a selfie with such a beautiful beauty, it will definitely be popular. I am envious of all the single dogs in the circle of friends, from classmates to teachers, One counts as one!

Speaking of which, Qiao Xiaomin's waist is really thin, and he felt very nervous when he hugged her. My little heart was so nervous that it was pounding, and there was a possibility that I would die of a sudden myocardial infarction in the next step.

No wonder it is said that mortals cannot touch it, it is indeed very dangerous.

That is to say, we have strong concentration now, and we can stand firm, otherwise we might just pass by.

I'll take a few more shots while I'm still stable.

The ancient name is clumsy, "..."

Qiao Xiaomin said with a straight face, "What he said is true."

"Are you serious or not, Senior Sister, just smile, your face of class struggle is similar to our black face, people can't help but mutter when they see the photos, as if I am forcing you to take pictures with me, come on , smile, hey, yes, it’s a good smile, so that’s right.”

I took more than a dozen consecutive shots from different angles, and I had enough shots, and then I remembered what she said just now, "What are you talking about?"

Qiao Xiaomin put away the smile on her face, "I am the goddess of death. Mortal creatures cannot be touched. If they touch, they will be pulled into the realm of the dead by me."

I don't understand, "What does it mean to pull into the realm of the dead? Does it mean that you will pass through when you touch it?"

"Just touch her and she will die!" Gu Mingzhuo couldn't bear it anymore, "Why are you so stupid, why can't you understand?"

"You don't understand how I can understand?" I said, "Is it true or not? Sister, if you touch any living thing, you will die, and other gods can't touch it?"

Qiao Xiaomin said affirmatively: "That's right, I represent death, and when I re-enter the god position, I will be untouchable."

I was shocked, "Hey, doesn't that mean that you have been a god for so many years and have always been a single dog? Cough, I am not saying that you are a dog, the point is that you are single. Unexpected, unexpected, it's not just that we humans are hard to find a partner , You are a god, and it is a big problem. Fortunately, you did not live in the world, otherwise you would be guilty. I have a distant aunt who is not married at 28. That guy is escorted by her mother every day to go on blind dates, eight times a day. ..."

Qiao Xiaomin, "Ye Lan, your focus is wrong."

I said: "What's wrong? That's right. The problem of single dogs is actually a very serious social problem. There may be a solution, but now I see that gods can't do it. Where can humans solve it. Hey, yes. Ah, you are right, this is not the point, you have led me astray when you talk about the ancient gods. Come on, Senior Sister Qiao, let's have a private chat here."

I dragged Qiao Xiaomin to the side.

Qiao Xiaomin asked from behind: "Don't you want to know why you didn't die after touching me?"

I asked: "You know?"

Qiao Xiaomin, "I don't know."

I said: "It's over, you don't know, how can I know? Everyone doesn't know, why are you still struggling with this topic? Why don't you discuss the issues that everyone knows? ?”

Qiao Xiaomin, "That's the case, but you, as a living being, can touch death without dying. This is incorrect, unreasonable, and illogical."

I sincerely said: "Lu Xun said that existence is reasonable, so you..."

Qiao Xiaomin said: "This sentence comes from the preface of Hegel's "Principles of Legal Philosophy". It was said by Hegel, not by Lu Xun."

Your uncle, what annoys you schoolmasters the most, is it really okay to slap people in the face every now and then?

Don't I know that Lu Xun probably didn't say so much?But I don't know who said this, just pull Mr. Lu Xun to top the tank, Mr. Lu Xun doesn't mind, what's wrong with you, a god from a foreign land?Do you hate it!

I said: "This is not the point, don't care about such details, you see, this is the point we have to pay attention to!"

Chapter 545 Paying Death in Installments

"Of course this is the point." Qiao Xiaomin said seriously, "I am the goddess of death, and my divine power is destined to be drawn into the realm of the dead. But now, I have not been able to pull you into the realm of the dead. It may be that there is a problem with my divine power. This problem can be big or small. On the bright side, it may just be because I entered the human world and the connection with the gods was interrupted, resulting in a temporary loss of divine power. It only takes a little time to recover Recovery. But if you think about it in a bad way, it may be that when I was not in the world of gods, a new god of death was born to replace me. I lost my identity as the goddess of death, so I can't pull you into the dead field. So, I must confirm this problem!"

I said: "Can't it be that I have a strong vitality, even if you are a fairy, you can't kill me? You see, although you are a fairy, it doesn't mean that you can kill whoever you want, right?" If you really want to have that ability, your sixth-generation gods will be blocked by Singularity Company and unable to get out of the Heavenly God Realm, and you will not be able to complete the decree until now? You have been sent to the stage a long time ago, first kill all the staff of Singularity Company, Then kill the directors of the board of directors, and then attack from all directions, killing and killing. But now, your gods have to be approved by Singularity Corporation when they go out of the country, so you don’t have to take your position as the goddess of death too seriously. It's a matter of life. Cough, it's the same as being a god. The most important thing is to be happy, how can you be happy? Of course, don't pretend to be so many things in your heart."

"The directors of Singularity Company's board of directors have the state of immortality, which is the most unique exception in all worlds. They cannot be compared with ordinary creatures." , the next step is depression, and the next step is schizophrenia, "You are not a director of Singularity Corporation. This metaphor itself is inappropriate. As the goddess of death, I represent the absolute truth that life must be death." Law, from this point of view, I am not me, but the definition of death, any living being who touches the definition of death will inevitably die, do you understand?"

I was a little confused, and honestly shook my head and said, "I don't understand. But I can still understand your entanglement. Well, let me explain to you why you can't kill me. Actually. , originally you could kill me, because I am just an ordinary human sophomore in high school, once you will get revenge and try to kill me..."

"I'm not that kind of person, cough, that kind of god. I didn't want to kill you with all my heart." Qiao Xiaomin argued, "What I'm struggling with is why you didn't die after touching it, do you understand?"

I waved my hand and said, "You don't need to explain. Your gods are more wolf-hearted. Everyone on the earth knows this. From the perspective of the gods I have contacted, they turn their faces and deny people, suddenly manic psychosis, and commit suicide at every turn. Thank you world, this is all done by you gods. In comparison, you just want to get revenge, and you have to kill me, a great benefactor, which is actually quite normal. I can understand, didn’t Confucius say that , the world is not benevolent and treats everything as a straw dog..."

Qiao Xiaomin interjected, "This sentence comes from Chapter 5 of the Tao Te Ching, which is said by Laozi. Laozi and Confucius represent two different schools of thought..."

"Okay, okay, I said it, you are a master, you are amazing, okay." I said angrily, "I'll just say that casually, what do you take seriously, you see how cultivated the ancient gods are, Don't interrupt me. Do you know that it is very immoral to interrupt others casually? Even if you are a god, you have to talk about five things, four beauties and three loves. Even if you are a god, you have to have ideals, have Those who are moral, knowledgeable, and disciplined are gods. If you have talent but no virtue, then you are scum, but if you are a god, you are god scum. Seeing how beautiful you are, you definitely don’t want to be a scum.”

Qiao Xiaomin looked at me with her small mouth slightly open, her expression dull.