Ghost, please let me go

"Hey, hey, squeak, I've said so much, why didn't you react at all?" I stretched out my hand and shook it in front of Qiao Xiaomin's eyes, "Hey, what's wrong with falling asleep?"

Qiao Xiaomin came back to her senses, "No, it's okay, I have been in the world for many years, I have seen many people who talk nonsense like you, but I can listen to the nonsense like you quietly instead of directly You are the first one to go up and silence me, did you cast some special spell on me?"

"You are a god, do you have no idea whether I have cast spells on me, a mortal?" I said, "The reason why you can listen to me is because you think that what I say makes sense deep down in your heart, and you want to listen to it." , that’s why I’m going to listen, it has nothing to do with spells or anything…”

"Okay, then go ahead." Qiao Xiaomin frowned, looking at me thoughtfully.

"Then I'll continue. I want to say...uh, where did I just say?" My train of thought was interrupted, and I couldn't remember where I said, so I had to say, "I don't have much else to say, Talking is annoying. Let's talk dry, just say that you can't kill me, don't rush to argue, although you don't have that thought, but you have the fact, don't you just want to kill me I am willing. Originally, as a mortal, I would definitely die, but before that, when I went to Miracle Tree Realm, in order to deal with the pervert emperor of Miracle Tree Realm, I added a setting to myself Ding, this setting is called the body of immortality, so I will not die, since I am immortal, then the divine power of you, the goddess of death, will naturally have no effect on me, do you understand?"

Qiao Xiaomin was stunned for a while, and said with some doubts: "You mean, you cast a spell on yourself to make yourself immortal? I've never heard of such a thing. As long as it is a living creature, it will inevitably die. , No matter what magic weapon is used, what method is practiced, it is impossible to be immortal! The acquired spells cannot resist the innate divine power. The basic rule is life and death, and no spell can change the rules !"

"That's it." Seeing how confident Qiao Xiaomin said, I couldn't help but murmured in my heart, "Could it be that the settings I added to myself played a role, so your divine power couldn't bring me all at once? Go, you can only take me away in installments? So, it's not that your divine power has failed, but that you take me away in one go and pay in installments instead?"

Qiao Xiaomin looked skeptical, "Can death come in a little bit?"

I said: "Look at what you said. Now you can buy a mobile phone online and pay in installments. Why can't you pay in installments when you die? You have to pay in one lump sum? Now it's more popular to spread it out. Okay, let's explain this clearly." , let's get down to business now!"

5Chapter 16 This rope is not easy to connect

I took out Qiao Xiaomin's hanging rope that was broken in two, and handed it to her, "Look at this thing. Listen to you, this thing is very expensive, can you connect it, if it is broken like this It's a pity to throw it away, but I use it quite smoothly."

Qiao Xiaomin looked at the hanging rope and said expressionlessly: "What do you think this is? This is a magic weapon! Can you connect it casually? If you want to reconnect the chain of dead souls, you need at least ninety-nine thousand ninety-nine thousand One hundred and ninety-nine human souls are used as raw materials for re-refining. Do you have so many souls? If so, I can connect them for you."

Your uncle, this is really expensive!

Although we, as the owner of Yadong Ghost Country, have no pressure to come out with 99 ghosts, but they are all money, and we will sell them out after Singularity Company lifts the blockade on soul transactions. Woolen cloth.At that time, let alone a debt of 5000 million, even a debt of 5000 billion will be no problem?How can Xiao Baiwan's ghosts be used up just because of a few broken ropes?This is too wasteful!Besides, I can't get over that hurdle psychologically.I sell them out, they go to another world to be reincarnated as human beings or other creatures, anyway, for another life, this is a good thing for you, me, everyone, but if you want to train them into ropes, isn’t that Killed them?

I asked: "Is there any other way? Human souls are so precious and scarce, how can you spend [-] yuan at once, just to practice such a chain? It's not worth it. Besides, you are a god, and you can't come here usually." In the human world, there are not so many souls. If you accidentally break this thing in the world of gods, should you just throw it away and get another one? Hey, don’t you have many souls? If you have, then this one Give it back to you, can I give me another one? You see, this is something you saved my life, how can it be broken into scraps casually? There is also an after-sales service in Taobao shop, you are so big If the God of Heaven doesn't even care about the after-sales service, it will be too detrimental to you, the God of Heaven."

Qiao Xiaomin said: "Of course there are other ways, but you are in the human world, and providing the soul is the most convenient, quickest and most effective way. Can you go to other worlds to collect other materials? That may not be better than the human soul. Cheaper, better to collect."

I think we are the man who casually went to the Miracle Tree Realm and asked for the Miracle Fountain, so it is not difficult to go to other worlds.Besides, I can't do it, isn't there that fat guy Pan Yue?He is a veteran smuggler. "Don't worry about whether I can go to other worlds or not. Tell me first. If it's difficult, I won't do it. If it's easy, then I can find a way to get it. It's me. You don't have to worry about me."

Qiao Xiaomin said: "Besides using human souls, there is another way. Using the roots of the primordial tree as the keel, and then using the primordial fire to refine it, can also link the soul locks together. But, do you have these two things? ?”

Hey, I seem to have heard of these two names!

I asked, "Is the primordial tree you're talking about the miracle tree? It's the tree that created the entire world of miracle trees."

Qiao Xiaomin looked at me with the eyes of a joke and said: "Yes, it is the Miracle Tree. It is the first tree born in the world, and its roots have a strong ability to gather. If you have one, you can give me one. "

I asked again: "Is the primordial fire the so-called Lord of Fire?"

Qiao Xiaomin nodded and said: "Yes, you know quite a lot. The Lord of Flame is the first flame that was born in the world. However, the Lord of Flame has been missing for some years, and no one knows his whereabouts. If you can find If so, you don’t need to ask him to come in person, just ask him for a ray of flame, how about you?”

I touched my head and quietly asked the system: "System system, who is there? Come out and make a call."

"Yes, yes! The master has something to talk to you." Although the guidance system is not very reliable, it is always the most active and the first to answer, and does not give other systems a chance.

I said: "I need the flames of the Lord of Fire and the roots of the Miracle Tree now. You can contact the Lord of Fire and ask him to mail them to me."

The system said: "I will contact the Lord of Flame right away. But the two things you mentioned are not only expensive, but also very dangerous. Singularity Company probably won't allow them to be mailed. I'll let them find another way to send them over."

I said: "Anything is fine, as soon as possible. I didn't see that there is a sister of God here, who is waiting to help me connect the rope. After a long time, she got impatient and slapped her buttocks and left. I The rope can’t be connected.”

The guidance system suggested, "Why don't you pull her to do something else, attract her attention, and keep her for a while? Or, master, you can use your majesty in thousands of lives to seduce her and attract her. Take her down directly, and then you take her to open a room and do some shameless things, so the time will pass quickly. With your ability, you can keep her for a few years. "

Your sister, what kind of broken system is this, you actually let me use beauty tricks!

I'm an underage sophomore in high school with good conduct, how can I use beauty tricks?I immediately said righteously, "How can I seduce her? I don't know how."

If I knew how to pick up girls casually, would I still be a virgin and single?There are already groups of girls, okay?

"No, it doesn't matter, I can teach you." A roaring voice suddenly jumped out, rushing to answer, very excited, "Master, you really haven't forgotten me, you finally remembered my powerful use, finally willing Let me play, hahaha!"

These systems are real, can't you be more reserved?Look at other people's systems, all of them are high-cold, how come one of my systems is full of funny style?

I asked, "What system are you? Why haven't I heard of you before?"

The excited voice replied: "Master, I am the girl-picking system you have accumulated in hundreds of lifetimes! I have stored your experience in picking up girls in every lifetime, various sharp tools, and various methods of picking up girls. Of course, if you feel like picking up girls It’s too tiring to wake up, and I still have all kinds of equipment, which can save you time, directly numb them and stun them, and then go directly to the theme, it’s no problem to concoct whatever you want.”

Your sister, you scared me to death!

Why does such a dignified system still have such indiscriminate methods?Could it be that I have been a flower picker with no lower limit in a certain life?What am I trying to do after I have been reincarnated non-stop all my life?How come he has even done such a job as a flower picker that everyone shouts and beats?

I subconsciously glanced at Qiao Xiaomin. I didn’t say anything or think about anything. Who knew Qiao Xiaomin said, "You have sneaky thoughts in your heart! What do you want to do to me? Let me remind you first, I am Heavenly God, possesses divine power unimaginable to human beings, if you have any evil intentions against me, in the end you can only do it yourself."

5Chapter 17 Ordinary people can do whatever they want

Ouch, does this fairy have to be so sensitive?

The same is a god, how can she be so beautiful?Liu Qiqi and Mian Mian didn't behave like her before, and others could feel it if they thought about it casually, how could this make people do something wrong!

I laughed dryly and said, "Senior Sister Qiao, what are you talking about? Am I that kind of person? I am a good student with good conduct and good views. You see, when we were in the dormitory, you seduced me like that. , I haven’t done anything, have I?”

Qiao Xiaomin subconsciously glanced at Gu Mingzhuo. Although he was far away, Gu Shenxian still tried his best to stare at me with his ears open, obviously wanting to overhear some gossip.

Everyone loves gossip, even gods!

Qiao Xiaomin said angrily: "What are you talking about? When did I seduce you in the boys' dormitory? I was restrained involuntarily at that time, and I lost most of my memory, so I could only wander around in the boys' dormitory But, it is impossible for me to do anything to seduce boys! Don't talk nonsense, I didn't, I wasn't."

I smiled and said, "Senior Sister, are you really guilty of saying this? You said that a girl is dressed so thinly, so revealingly, and the white skirt is see-through, and she stays up late at night, wandering around the boys' dormitory in high school." Go shopping, I have a fever and I can’t get up, I can only crawl on the ground, you still don’t let me go, walk in front of me, dare you say that you are not seducing me? If I don’t have a fever, why not A normal high school boy, how can he stand up to your stimulation? You said you didn't want to seduce me, so what do you want to do? Could it be that you want to kill me and grab a double? But you don't have that ability either. After saying a few words, you let me go to your body, and you said that you didn't want to seduce me, what did you want to do? And..."

"Shut up and stop talking!" Qiao Xiaomin became furious, and finally stopped staring at me with that poker face and said, "Ye Lan, your mouth is too short! I have to warn you, people should be in awe! I am a god, with power beyond your imagination! Although, because of your great kindness to me, I can accommodate all your offenses, but it does not mean that you can slander me casually! And other gods are not like me It’s easy to talk, when facing other gods, if you don’t have awe, you will easily suffer disaster! Don’t think that you are powerful, your power is only at the human level. Looking at countless worlds, there are characters like you How much! To my god, it is just an ant-like existence, hey, what are you doing? Let me go..."

Ant you uncle!

Do you know that I am the most annoying to say this, what kind of human life is meaningless, what kind of human beings exist like ants!Human beings have provoked you, and you just talk about it if you have nothing to do?

If you don't teach you a lesson today, you don't know that Lord Ma has three eyes, you don't know how powerful I am Ye Lan, what's wrong with mere mortals?Everyone can do whatever they want!Today I'm going to do whatever I want to show you, a god who knows nothing about heaven and earth!

I resolutely put my arms around Qiao Xiaomin's waist, ignored her screams, hugged her tightly, and kissed her on the face!

"Hey, Lord God, you see me as an ant, I offend you, what do you want? Kill me? Come on, come on, don't be polite to me!"

After I finished speaking, I kissed the other side of her cheek.

Both sides of the face have to be kissed, otherwise it is easy to kiss the face crookedly.

Gu Mingzhuo in the distance let out an unknown howl, "Ah, ah, you guys, Ye Lan, what are you doing!"

I replied to him: "Why can't you see it! Just stay still and don't come here. Ancient Immortal, let me tell you, this is a normal operation for the two of us! And we have to go further. What, if something happens later If there is something difficult for children, remember to go out to avoid it first, and be careful not to be silenced by this inoffensible goddess of death. Let me tell you, I am not afraid of this, because I am her adulterer, but You have to be careful."

"Then you two are busy first. I happen to have something to do at home. I'm going to buy some food. I'm going back to Kunlun Mountain first."

Gu Mingzhuo really cherishes his life, listen to me, turn around and leave without saying a word.

Qiao Xiaomin said angrily: "Stop, Immortal Gu, why are you leaving? The two of us have nothing to do, I'm not guilty, why are you guilty?"

I said: "Of course you have nothing to be guilty of. You are the goddess of death. If anything happens, just silence him as a bystander and witness. Alas, ancient gods, witness that you are capable. It's time to be strong. The so-called stronger the ability, the greater the responsibility, so don't leave, the two of us are aboveboard, there is nothing you can't see, just watch!"

I kissed Qiao Xiaomin on the cheek again.

"Let go of me first, or I'll really turn against you! Don't rely on your life-saving grace, you have to push forward! I am a goddess, I am the goddess of death, the goddess of death that cannot be touched by mortals, ah, you , what are you doing, why are you untying my skirt?"

I ignored her screams and concentrated on untying her crochet, "I think your clothes are pretty. As a god, what kind of clothes are you wearing? Why don't you give them to children in poor mountainous areas? I like it very much."

Qiao Xiaomin held on to her skirt tightly, twisting her body and struggling desperately, "Let go of me, Ye Lan, let me tell you, I really lost my face, I tell you, if I do, it will be terrible, let me go ..."

"Ye Lan, what are you doing?" Another scream suddenly rang out.

"What else can I do? I can't see with long eyes, of course I'm picking her skirt..."

I didn't realize it was wrong in the middle of what I said. This is not an old-fashioned sound. I turned my head and looked in the direction of the sound. Okay, Liu Qiqi was standing at the entrance of the White Bone Pagoda with his arms in his arms, staring dumbfounded. Looking at me, my face is full of shock!

Damn, why doesn't she just stay there, what does she want to do here?

I hurriedly let go of Qiao Xiaomin, "That Qiqi, I can explain this matter, although you saw that I seemed to be picking up her skirt, but in fact, I was not picking up her skirt, but unbuttoning her Nepotism, no, it’s to help her tie her skirt, you know, I’m a warm-hearted person, if her skirt is loose, I can’t help but help, hey, hey, did you listen to me?”

Liu Qiqi and Qiao Xiaomin didn't listen to me at all, but stared at each other directly, their faces and eyes full of confirmed affection.

Whoops, did the two of them fall in love at first sight and want to have sex?

Immortals engaging in prostitution, it is very touching to think about it.

I'm thinking about it now, a sudden change!

Chapter 548 A sudden battle

Qiao Xiaomin's body suddenly became cold.

It was so cold that it made me get goosebumps all over my body.

This is really scary.

Think about it, you were holding a beautiful woman in your arms, soft, fragrant and warm, and you couldn't help but feel your blood boil, and you were about to do something that the people love to see but not tell others, but suddenly she became cold, Like ice cubes, this fucking is straight into the rhythm of horror movies, calcium tablets become pills, even the gods can't hold it!

I was startled, and subconsciously let go of my hand.

But as soon as I let go, Qiao Xiaomin turned into a shadow that quickly spread like fog.

This spread couldn't be stopped. In the blink of an eye, it covered the sky and covered the earth. As far as the eye could see, there were all shadows like ethereal black veils that she had transformed into.

In the next moment, crackling lights exploded in the shadows.

In the beginning, there were only one or two, sparsely scattered, but once it exploded, it was like a chain reaction. In a blink of an eye, it exploded densely into one piece, and the sky and earth were filled with dazzling flashes of light, as if there was no rainstorm coming without any notice. It made people dizzy.

Looking at Liu Qiqi who was eye to eye with Qiao Xiaomin over there, he was not idle, he threw the cotton on the ground, his whole body shook, as if he was inflated, and swelled up round and round.At the same time as it swelled, arms protruded from behind, one after another, densely packed, just like Avalokitesvara, all the outstretched hands, the palms of which were facing me, to be exact , She should be trying hard at Qiao Xiaomin who has turned into a shadow, and it can't be aimed at me. After all, we have no complaints or enmity, and we are still good friends, good classmates, and good tablemates.

In every palm facing me, one eye was opened!

The colorful lights flickered in those eyes, as if a super gorgeous neon light was turned on, it made people feel dizzy at one glance, nausea at two glances, and permanent presbyopia at three glances!

Simultaneous hissing sounds sounded in the ears.

It was as if someone was tearing the paper non-stop, one after another, fast and steady, continuously, it made people feel itchy.

Gu Mingzhuo rushed to my side, and shouted nervously and horrified: "It's a disaster, it's a disaster, it's a big trouble now, what should I do? What should we do? Otherwise, let's run away first!" "

Gu Shenxian is definitely a man of action. He turned around and ran away without waiting for my answer after speaking.

I quickly grabbed him, "Ancient Immortal, why are you running? As an Immortal, when you encounter something, you panic and want to escape. Your performance is too low. Take out your appearance when you met me in Haicheng You have a godly temperament at that time, how come the more you appear on the stage, the more you go back, now you are as cowardly as a mouse! Let me tell you, if you go on like this, you will be the most powerful beam in the world, the only one recognized by everyone You are a true immortal, if you keep going like this, the people you have managed to manage will easily collapse. If you don’t think about yourself, you have to think about Pan Yue. That fat man risked his life to get back to your name Yeah, I was almost beaten to death. If your personality collapses, his three views will also collapse. So, our black-faced gods have said that as a human being, the more important things happen, the more important you must be. Calm..."

"I'm so quiet!" Gu Mingzhuo looked really panicked, even swearing, completely disregarding his own image, he threw away my hand and said anxiously, "You See clearly, it's God's War now! As a mortal, we two get involved in God's War, and if we don't pay attention, there will be no scum left. As human beings, safety comes first. If you don't leave, I will leave."

"Wait a minute!" I quickly grabbed him again, "Shen Zhan, what's so scary about you, aren't you also a god? Isn't it just short of a toll and can't afford the title of a real god? True strength It shouldn’t be too bad. The strength is not bad, what are you afraid of, just to watch how the real gods fight? Lu Xun said that stones from other mountains can be used to attack jade. Uh, this is not necessarily what Lu Xun said, but It always makes sense, learn how real gods fight, and when you collect enough tolls, leave the world, and become a real god, you won’t be at a loss when you encounter a fight, right? ?”

You see, this incident caused Qiao Xiaomin to cast a psychological shadow on me. Originally, Lu Xun said a lot, but in the end, she picked something wrong twice, so much that I dare not say it casually!

How about saying that Xueba is the most annoying thing!

"Let go, let go quickly!" Gu Mingzhuo said while shaking my hand tightly, "Are you really not understanding, or are you pretending to be confused? Can real god-level warfare be the same as ours? People are directly modifying the rules to attack, which is completely different from our style of fighting, where you punch me and I fly a sword and cast a spell. If you don't leave now, it will be too late if you stay for a while You can see clearly that Myojin is changing the rules of this space. When she completes the changes, this place will become the realm of the dead, and all living things will die. All the rules will be carried out in accordance with the death rules of the realm of the dead. Look at the new arrival below That one, that one is your friend, right? Although the magic power she used is very strong, it is not enough for a god who can change the rules of the space and use the domain to fight! When the domain of the dead is formed, she will be dead. Let’s go, this This level of battle is not something that human forces like us can participate in."

I couldn't help being taken aback, "It doesn't make sense, the two of them haven't met before, they're so good, how come they have to fight to the death when they meet. No, I have to persuade them, if nothing else, you see that both of them So young and beautiful, so beautiful, so desperate, what a waste."

"Don't waste your words, there is no room for change in the battle between the old and new gods, especially the battle between the gods of this generation and the gods of the previous generation, which is far more intense than the previous battle between the gods. Never die! This is something everyone knows, who do you think you are, able to persuade this fundamental opposition between life and death?"

"I know that the five and six generations of gods are rivals, but the two of them are not just gods now. Look at the two of them, one is my senior sister, and the other is my classmate at the same table. Everyone has a good relationship. I can't just watch them It's not my style to fight to death or live. If you think that my own strength is not enough to persuade them, then you can go with me too. As the only immortal in the world, the strongest mage, the two of them are together It's too disrespectful for you to fight so casually on your field! I can't stand it anymore, let's go, let's go and get back your face!"

Chapter 549 Shut up all of them

Gu Mingzhuo said calmly and calmly: "No need! No need, I'm just a mortal, and I can't even pay the toll to become an immortal. How can I have any face? The human world is so big, in all known worlds The position is so sensitive, how can it be said that it is my place? Absolutely not, definitely not, I have never said such a thing before! Ye Lan, everyone, you are my daughter’s master, you think Don't take me with you if you want to die, okay? Although I have lived for thousands of years, I haven't lived enough. Please let me go first, let's have a good talk, you said that we two big men are talking here , what does it look like?"

Naturally, I held on to him, "Look at what you said, big men can't flirt? You see, in ancient times, men admired each other and even hugged and held hands. It doesn't matter how you behave. God, you can't be too feudal in your thinking, and you can't have too much brain. You can't see two men holding hands, just think about it. Can you do it? I don't know if you can do it or not, anyway, I can't do it Of course, I am holding you now, not because I appreciate you, but because I have a very real reason. If I let go, you will run away. With the speed you showed before, I can’t catch up. You also said Well, I can’t persuade them by myself. Come on, come on, as gods, we have to take responsibility, especially you, as seniors, have to show the backbone that we humans should have as gods! That’s it, you go up first Persuasion, and then I will play next, if we are strong enough to persuade them, they will definitely not fight, don't you think?"

"I'm not a fairy anymore! Let me give you the title of being the only fairy in the world. In fact, I have always thought that you are very powerful, and I should not be as good as you, so I have been thinking about giving up this title to you." Here you go. I don’t really have much ambition. My wife and children are content when they are on the kang. You see, I have to do some errands to earn some money, and I have to buy vegetables for my wife and take care of my daughter. How can I be happy? A bit of a fairy temperament, at best, a mortal with a little stronger spells. So, I, a mortal, don’t persuade the gods to fight. The so-called back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, you are the back waves that can fly , you want to hang out whatever you want, I am an old man with old arms and legs, so I can hang out with you."

"I've never seen you so modest before! If you don't want to do it by yourself, that's okay, we can do it together. Let's go, let's tell you, I've already made concessions, and you're still babbling Crooked, I can turn my face. You see it's time? Wait a little longer, the two of them will fight to the death, that's not good!"

I stopped giving Gu Mingzhuo a chance to talk, and forced him to walk in the direction of Liu Qiqi, shouting as he walked, "Student Liu Qiqi, classmate Qiao Xiaomin, we are all alumni from the same school, so we have something to say." , there's no need to start a fight as soon as we meet, why can't we just sit down and chat? Lu Xun said it well, enemies are easy to resolve but not easy to tie..."

"Enemies are easy to solve but not easy to tie. It comes from Tang Bohu's poem sighing the world in the Ming Dynasty, not Lu Xun's."

Qiao Xiaomin's voice sounded in my ears, ethereal, left and right, east and west, high and low, loud and small, like a scary female ghost coming out of a horror movie.

I couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "Sister, I know that you are a top student, you know everything, I am not as good as you, okay! What are you doing, you have a life-and-death fight with someone, and you still have the time to find my fault! Don't you It's uncomfortable to say something to me, isn't it! Tell you, stop now, if you don't, I'll beat you for Liu Qiqi."

Originally, I was thinking of persuading them to have a fight and a mediation based on a fair, just and open standpoint, but she was lucky enough to pick on me when she came up, and she insisted on showing that she was a top student and I was a scumbag in comparison!

This is absolutely intolerable!

Qiao Xiaomin's voice sounded again, "Ye Lan, do you want to be my enemy? Do you want to be an enemy of the gods? Do you want to be an enemy of the trend? As soon as new gods are born, old gods must perish! This cannot be changed The laws of nature, no matter how strong you are, it is impossible to go against the rules. Moreover, even if this old god can escape my killing today, he will not live long. Under this unchangeable iron law, her demise is Inevitable! And you, in order to help an old god that is doomed to perish, how unwise it is to be an enemy of the new gods in the entire heavenly god world! You should think twice before doing anything, even if you have the ability to rival the gods, you can't go your own way! You fight If you have defeated one god and two gods, can you still defeat the entire clan of gods?"

I said: "Look at what you said, I also know that two fists are hard to beat four hands, and a tiger can't stand a pack of wolves, but the problem is, if you gods want to swarm me, you can't get out of the border. You can't get through. Since you can't get out, why should I be afraid of you?"

Qiao Xiaomin, "..."

Liu Qiqi at the entrance yelled at me: "Ye Lan, go away, this matter has nothing to do with you, don't get involved in it. Get out of here immediately, stay far away, don't come back, forget me .Being able to get acquainted with you is the happiest thing in my life, and it is also the most unforgettable thing in my life in the world. Let's go, let's go, the farther you go, the better!"

Your sister, eldest sister, is it too early for you to directly make a deathbed statement and leave a last word?