Ghost, please let me go

I intervene in the relationship to persuade the fight, and I am not at both ends. No one wants to see me, so why am I doing this?

Gu Mingzhuo interjected: "See, the gods fight, and we mortals are not allowed to participate. What are you trying to persuade? Let's go quickly! This shit has nothing to do with us. Let me tell you , don't look at the two of them who look like beautiful women, but in fact, they are gods, and they are not of the same race as us. They are naturally reproductively isolated. No matter how animalistic you are, unless you are a ghost, otherwise, Nothing practical can be done with the two of them at all."

"Shut up! Shut up, both of you! Shut up, all of you!" I was upset, and immediately roared, "Listen to me!"

The shadows all over the sky brushed away and converged, turning back into Qiao Xiaomin's appearance again.

And the densely packed arms behind Liu Qiqi shrank back, and his body quickly returned to its normal size.

Well, it's really good, and quite obedient.

Since you are obedient, it will be easy, as long as you listen to me, there is nothing that cannot be solved!

I was about to say something to ease the tense atmosphere, but Qiao Xiaomin and Liu Qiqi looked at each other and said something in unison.

5 Chapter [-]

"Why should I listen to you!"

Probably amazed at this almost tacit agreement, Qiao Xiaomin and Liu Qiqi paused at the same time, glanced at each other, and then opened their mouths to speak at the same time.

"I'm a god! How can a god obey the orders of a mortal?"

Whoops, it's exactly the same again!

The two stopped at the same time, you looked at me angrily, and next time you opened your mouth at the same time, and then closed your mouth at the same time, all with an expression of wanting to talk but not wanting to talk to the other party at the same time.

I laughed, and took Gu Mingzhuo who was desperately shrinking back, and took two steps forward, and said, "Which law stipulates that gods can't obey orders from mortals? I've never heard of it, and I guess there isn't one." If you don't believe me, just ask your seniors, she listens to my orders very well, doesn't she, Cotton?"

Qiao Xiaomin and Liu Qiqi turned their eyes to Mian Mian at the same time.

Cotton, who has been honestly pretending to be a dead dog by the side, never made a sound from the beginning to the end, tilted his head and looked at me, "Meow!"

The short cat meow was full of shock, and it was obvious that he never thought that he would be shot while lying down.

"I'm……"

Qiao Xiaomin and Liu Qiqi rushed to talk at the same time, and then stopped at the same time, glaring at each other.

I felt sorry for them, so I raised my hand and said, "Why don't you two draw lots, I'll write one and two, whoever gets one first will say it first, how about it?"

Both Qiao Xiaomin and Liu Qiqi hesitated, but they seemed to wake up to something immediately, and began to nod, but the movements were synchronized again.

I stretched out my hand to touch my body, but there was not even a piece of paper in my pocket, so I tore a strip of cloth from the sleeve of the Gu Ming Zhuo Taoist robe with my backhand.

Gu Mingzhuo immediately protested: "Why are you tearing my clothes? Do you know how precious my Taoist cannon is? Once this robe is released to the world, it is a magic weapon that everyone rushes to wear. How dare you tear it up so casually?" Already!"

"It's just that you wear too much. If you don't tear yours, who else will? Do you want me to tear the clothes of the two of them? Hey, look at your thoughts, let's say you are an old pervert, you are still not convinced! It’s not a big deal yet, I turned my thoughts and wanted to tear the little girl’s clothes! As a high school student with good morals, I have to despise your pervert thoughts. You said that you are the strongest in the world Master, you should have lofty ideals and a noble character! Even if you don’t think about how to liberate all mankind and build communism in the world, at least work hard to make money and save up tolls, is it better than focusing on women? You say you I haven’t been able to save enough tolls for thousands of years in the world. Is it because my mind is on women? Tsk tsk, but it’s also true. I want to raise my apprentices as wives, and I have raised one after another. How can it be done?"

"you you……"

"What are you? Don't say it. If you are not convinced, then you can tear their clothes off. I have no objection. But do you dare? I can see that you really want to do this But I was afraid of the two of them, so I didn't dare to do it, so I wanted to encourage me to get ahead, right! To be a practical high school student who thinks about it and does it without delay, I have to despise you for being colorless and courageous A guy who can't move."

"Forget it, I won't tell you anymore! Thinking of my ancient name, I have been in the world for thousands of years. I have always been reasonable and loud, and I never talk nonsense to others. When I have time for nonsense, I hit him until he couldn't take care of himself, and even reincarnated There is no chance!"

Gu Mingzhuo flicked his sleeves, turned around with fairy air, and ignored me.

"Oh, look at what you, a god, are really famous! Don't you want to tell me? You can't speak the truth and me, so you dare not tell me! What is reasonable is not loud, isn't it just relying on your fists? Do you really want to say anything? Now that you can’t say no to me, you’re thinking of beating someone up, right? You just want to do it if you can’t speak the truth. You’re a god, you’re really low. As a person with three views conduct……."

"Don't be silly, hurry up and draw lots!"

Qiao Xiaomin and Liu Qiqi yelled again at the same time, then looked at each other angrily, and shut up again.

You sister, the two of you have such a good understanding, you can always say the same thing, why are you fighting, just go and be a lesbian, now lesbians are popular!

I tore the torn cloth strip into two pieces, made a small slit on one piece, and made two small slits on the other piece, then rolled the dough in my hand, grabbed one with each hand, and threw it into the air. In one fell swoop, "Choose, the one with one hole will be said first, and the one with two holes will be said later."

Qiao Xiaomin and Liu Qiqi raised their hands to select my left hand at the same time, and then glared at each other.

I glanced at the cloth strip in my left hand, and sure enough there was only one hole.

Choose again, still choose only one hole.

This is meaningless, if you can catch the same one every time, then what's the point of drawing lots?

I thought about it, changed the cloth strip in my hand a few more times, then clenched it tightly, and said: "According to your grasping method, you will not be able to grasp the result even in the year of the monkey, so let the ancient gods catch it for you. , to save the two of you from robbing each other."

Qiao Xiaomin and Liu Qiqi didn't object, but Gu Mingzhu quit, protesting: "I've already contributed my own sleeves, why are you asking me to draw lots for them? I won't do it! They are gods, gods themselves Solve it, I can't even save tolls, and I can't become a real fairy now, why should I care about their messy things! Let me tell you, don't be silly, this is my bottom line, you Even if I grind it 1000 million times again, I will not choose for them! Besides, I am not the only one at the scene, those two yellow scarf wrestlers over there are pretending to work hard but are actually ready to run away at any time, and the one over there A black cat pretending to be a dead dog is fine, why are you staring at me!"

"Yellow Turban Lux is Qiao Xiaomin's subordinate, Mian Mian came with Liu Qiqi, how could he be arrested in a fair way, if they caught him, the two of them can't be convinced, right? You are the only one on the scene with the qualifications, so do me a favor! "

"No way, don't even think about it, even if you kill me, I won't catch you!"

"Then there's nothing I can do. I can't choose by myself. That's too secretive. Forget it, forget it. If you don't want to help, I can't force you. Then I'll call someone to help."

I sighed, took out my phone, and dialed a number.

Gu Mingzhuo's complexion changed drastically, and he suddenly came to me, reaching out to snatch my mobile phone.

I swiped the ground and dodged, "What are you doing? You want to grab my phone when you see it's good? Are you planning to become a god, and want to change your career to become a robber? Well, I also think that robbers have a better future than gods, at least they don't need to save money. Thousands of years of tolls, if you want, you can be it!"

Chapter 551 This Dead Cat

"What are you calling Xiaozhen for?"

Unable to grab the mobile phone, Gu Mingzhuo refused to give up, raised his hand and put a halo in the air, and the mobile phone immediately lost signal.

"What do you think I called Xiao Gu? Of course I asked her to help. Lu Xun said that if something happens, I will do my best..."

"This sentence comes from the Analects of Confucius, it should be said by Confucius!"

Qiao Xiaomin, your uncle!

Forget it, our adults don't count villains, good men don't fight with women.I don't care about such a small matter with her now!

"Yes, yes, Confucius said that when something happens, disciples should do their best. You see, Gu Yi is really my apprentice. Now I need someone to help me. Naturally, I will be the first to think of her. Anyway, it's just a lottery. Who can't catch it? Same?"

"Ye Lan, you can do it, I remember you! Bring it here, I'll catch them for them!"

Gu Mingzhuo gritted his teeth, looking like he wanted to eat me.

Well, I'm in such a good mood. If you don't want to, I just look very happy!

How do you say that?

I just like that you can't understand me, but you have to work with me to build socialism with Chinese characteristics!

Makes you want to step on me to pretend to be aggressive, makes you want me to use me as a backing to show your strength.

When you appear on the stage, you must set a good scene. If you want to show your tallness and my humbleness, let me cooperate with you without discussing your appearance!

There are a lot of us adults, and we never care about it on the spot, but even if your daughter is my apprentice, this matter cannot be settled like this.

Although high school students require correct three views and good conduct, they didn't say that they can't be narrow-minded, and they didn't say that if they can't be jealous, they must get revenge!

Gu Mingzhuo angrily chose randomly, and it turned out that Liu Qiqi was one and Qiao Xiaomin was two.

Seeing this result, Qiao Xiaomin frowned and stared at Gu Mingzhuo, and let out a long and meaningful sigh, "Oh, Immortal Gu, you made a good choice!".

Gu Mingzhuo's face twitched, followed by a long sigh, flicked his sleeves, raised his face, and didn't answer Qiao Xiaomin's words, as if he gave up the treatment.

Anyway, Liu Qiqi was happy, glared at Qiao Xiaomin happily, and then said to me: "Ye Lan, don't worry about the matter between the gods, it has nothing to do with you, and you can't solve it. "

"If you don't let me take care of it, then let me watch you let her beat you to death?"

"I don't necessarily lose!"

"That's what I said, if you can win, how about letting people chase you like a lost dog into the world and reincarnate into human beings to live on your last breath?"

"Ye Lan, you are going too far, why do you say that about me? I am a god, and the dignity of a god cannot be tolerated..."

"Correct me, you are the god of the past, the old god. Even if you have the dignity of the god, it is in the past tense. Besides, isn't what I said the truth? Even if you are a god, you have to be realistic! Do you think I What you said is inconsistent with the facts. Can you use strong evidence to explain why you gods came to the world to hide your heads and show your tail, for fear of being discovered by Singulato, and told the current gods? Can’t explain it, have nothing to say, then admit it honestly Well! Since you can't beat him, and you are the enemy of life and death, won't you be beaten to death if you lose? What a simple logic? If you don't let me take care of it, do you want me to wait to collect your body? Classmate Liu Qiqi, Although we have a good friendship, we are just pure classmates, and I can’t do things like collecting corpses, so it’s more appropriate to prevent you from going to death in advance. Well, don’t say it, it’s your turn, classmate Qiao Xiaomin Say it!"

Qiao Xiaomin said: "Ye Lan, this is a matter between the gods, you don't want to..."

"Wait for a while! Sister, I didn't say you. I asked you to say it one by one. Why do you still say the same thing as her? You can't say something new or something else. As an incumbent Heavenly God, how embarrassing it is to spread the words of the previous Heavenly God? How detrimental to your current Heavenly God's composure!"

"What I'm talking about is just a basic fact. Why can you say that I can't..."

"Even if it's the basic facts, you don't have to gossip over and over again. You think you are Xianglin's sister-in-law described by Lu Xun. The experience of Xianglin's sister-in-law is so miserable, isn't it annoying if you talk too much? Hey, this time I was right! Aunt Xianglin is a character in Lu Xun’s blessing, right? Haha, you can’t correct my mistake this time, can you? Let me tell you, I didn’t give it for nothing. Two years of high school is not for nothing, hahaha..."

Qiao Xiaomin, "..."

Liu Qiqi, "..."

The ancient name is clumsy, "..."

Mian Mian, "Meow, don't let him be taken into the ditch! As a past god, I must teach you a little experience in dealing with Ye Lan! Listen carefully, you can't talk to him! Talk to him If you talk too much, it’s easy to be taken away by him, and you won’t even get up to do what you wanted to do! If anyone wants to deal with him, then don’t talk nonsense to him, and beat him up until he can’t take care of himself. If you beat him until he becomes dumb and can't speak a word, then you're sure to win! But if you give him a chance to speak, then there's nothing else to do, just listen to him blot! So Ah, in the face of such a great enemy, our gods, oh, and you, the land gods, should temporarily abandon the past, unite as one, establish a united front of gods, eliminate the god enemy first, and then discuss the contradictions between us! I have a suggestion, why don't we beat him up to vent our anger together now! Let him understand what it means that the dignity of the gods cannot be violated!"

Your uncle, you dead cat, you dead god, are here waiting for an opportunity to take revenge!

Qiao Xiaomin, Liu Qiqi, and Gu Mingzhuo looked at me at the same time, their eyes shone with an unexplained light, and they hurried away with excitement!

I was a little panicked.

Although we have some skills now, and we don’t hesitate to fight anyone head-on, but if we face the current gods, the second generation gods, the fifth generation gods, and the land gods who can’t afford tolls and can’t become real gods at the same time, it seems like it’s possible, yes. It was a little difficult.

"Well, classmate Qiao Xiaomin, classmate Liu Qiqi, no matter how bad you are, you are still from the same school. This, even if it's an appointment for sex, no, no, even if it's an appointment for a fight, it won't be like this. This..."

Anyway, I have to persuade the two of them first, as long as the two of them don't do something, there is a high probability that Gu Mingzhu will not dare to do it, and then I will deal with the dead cat!

"Hahahahaha, he's scared, look, he's guilty, he's scared! See if you don't give him a chance to speak, he's useless! We're going to do it, let's do it together!"

Cotton waved its paws, screaming excitedly.

Chapter 552 God's Resentment

"To shut up!"

Qiao Xiaomin and Liu Qiqi began to speak in unison again.

Mian Mian was stunned, looked at Qiao Xiaomin, then at Liu Qiqi, and asked suspiciously, "You tell me to shut up, meow?"

"That's right, it was you." Qiao Xiaomin spoke first.

Not to be outdone, Liu Qiqi made up for it, "Since you are a cat, you should do your job as a cat! Now that you have become someone's younger brother, then you should do your job as a younger brother! Now you are making trouble, and you have to deal with Ye Lan , From the perspective of a pet, you are maliciously devouring the master, and the crime is heinous. From the perspective of the younger brother, you have betrayed the boss, and you will have three knives and six holes if you are put into the gang. In short, no matter what, you are a heinous crime, and you will not be punished if you die!"

After saying such a big sentence, Liu Qiqi raised his chin at Qiao Xiaomin provocatively, looking triumphant.

Qiao Xiaomin frowned, and said with a straight face: "I don't care if you are Ye Lan's pet, or that Ye Lan's younger brother, or what generation of old gods, you don't have a place to talk here! This is between our classmates. How old are you, and you deserve to be involved? To say you are an old god is to save face! Now that you have been expelled from the world of gods and lost the decree of the gods, there is no magic, at best, it can only be regarded as one. It’s just a relatively powerful alien creature! Heavenly God, it has nothing to do with old gods like you for a long time, and the dignity of Heavenly God, do you deserve it?”

After finishing speaking, Qiao Xiaomin raised her chin at Liu Qiqi, with a sneer on the corner of her mouth.

Her words were harsh enough, not only to Mian Mian, but also to Liu Qiqi a little bit, one shot and two birds, she is a master at stalking people.

Liu Qiqi snorted coldly, and said to Mian Mian: "It doesn't matter whether you are a man, a god or a cat, the most important thing is to know the current affairs and be able to see the form clearly, otherwise, so what if you are a god? From the beginning of the world , Not counting the replacement, I don’t know how many gods have fallen. Relying on being a god, they think they can run rampant in the world. I don’t know how to write a dead word. Don’t say anything else, let’s just say that those who are present, even if they are gods, can they compare with Ye? Lan Qiang, can it be stronger than the ancient famous Zhuo Master?"

Cotton shrunk its head, with its tail between its legs, as if it had been stunned to doubt the cat's life.

When Gu Mingzhuo heard this, he waved his hands hastily, "I'm not strong, I'm weak, I'm just a bastard, in fact, I can't fight at all, otherwise it would be impossible for me to stay in Kunlun Mountain for so many years and not come out, right? Now this matter It has nothing to do with me, so don’t get me involved in the affairs between your classmates, okay? Well, I’ll go first, haha, the house is waiting for me to buy vegetables and go back to cook, haha, haha, Ye Lan , can you let me go, we have no grudges in the future, no grudges in the near future, and you have such a relationship with my girl, you don't want to cheat me like this."

Qiao Xiaomin sneered and said: "I came to the world to do things for the good of the world. I am selfless in my heart and I am indifferent. How could Ye Lan and Gu Daxian take action against me? It is some old gods who pretend to be human He's human, but if Ye Lan, a pure human being with red roots, knows about the things he does in secret, it's not certain whether this classmate will still have to do it."

Liu Qiqi sneered back: "Your generation of gods' decree is to destroy. You said that you came to the world not to destroy the world but to save the world. How can you be fooled by Ye Lan's fool? Although he is usually a little lacking You have no mind, but you are not really mentally handicapped, do you think he will believe what you say?"

Qiao Xiaomin said: "The decree of the gods does not mean that everything that every god does at all times must be in order to carry out the decree. It seems that what I do here and now is upright and upright. Ye Lan, of course, is upright and confident, unlike some old gods who are guilty in their hearts and dare not even tell Ye Lan the truth. If you have the guts to tell me what you want to do in the world? Take your five generations of gods Tell Ye Lan about the things you did when you wandered around after you left the Heavenly God Realm? Let him also understand why you are the same old gods who were expelled from the Heavenly God Realm, and only you five generations of gods have been given the title of Heavenly Demon ? Oh, by the way, you probably haven’t told Ye Lan that the name of the Omen was not given to you by our sixth generation of gods, but by Singularity Company, and it is used for your whole world No matter the name on the wanted notice, the purpose is to let all the creatures who read the wanted notice understand how dangerous you are!"

Liu Qiqi said angrily: "If you hadn't forced us, why would we have done so many things in order to survive? After sneaking into the human world, we have been concentrating on avoiding the world and spending our days honestly, but we have never done anything that threatened the safety of the world. But you, have been persevering, in order to hunt us down, even made major concessions to Singularity Company, betrayed the interests of the entire Celestial Clan, so that you couldn’t go half a step out of the Celestial Realm, and couldn’t complete God’s decree! If the gods born by the gods cannot complete the gods, then there is no point in continuing to exist. I think, in a short time, the seven generations of gods will probably be born! By then, you will not be like us. Bereaved dogs, oh, with the personalities born from the decree you have inherited, I am afraid that you will not be as good as us when the time comes!"

My head was getting dizzy from hearing this, so I quickly waved my hands and said, "You two students, wait a minute, I am here to stop your life-and-death battle, is it because I want to listen to the two of you continue to verbally fight here? You Ah, don't quarrel. In such a big enmity, if two quarrels can tell the winner, can it still be regarded as a life-and-death enemy? Well, since everyone can't do it, let's say less. It's human Well, of course, it’s the same with being a god. The most important thing is to be happy. You can’t be happy if you hate this one all day long. So, today I’m the host, and I invite everyone to eat skewers. Save face, let's go together, let's go now."

Liu Qiqi pulled his face and said, "Who said that I agreed not to fight any more? These six generations of gods are cruel and ruthless, and our five generations have a deep hatred against them, and we are not at peace with each other. Since we met today..."

I said decisively: "No more nonsense, I will tell Singularity about your affairs, so that all of you five generations of gods hidden in the world will not be able to stay. Have you awakened to the point where you can't use your brain anymore? You didn't do this before. Axis, don’t you take my kindness as a donkey’s liver and lungs? Now I’ll give you a chance to say it again, do you want to fight again? Do you want to eat the skewers I invited! Tell me!”

Liu Qiqi pursed her lips, and reluctantly said: "Okay, you have the final say, stop fighting, eat skewers, I'm open to eat today, it's no wonder I don't make you poor!"

I laughed out loud, "Qiqi, you don't know my current wealth. Although it's not as rich as yours, I can be considered a small rich man. If eating skewers can make me poor, I admire you. Hey, Qiao Xiaomin , you have no objection, right?"

"I have an opinion." Qiao Xiaomin stared and said, "Who said I agree no longer..."

I said helplessly: "Sister, please stop, do you have to repeat what Liu Qiqi said? Let's save some time, and I will give you a chance to repeat it. You can repeat it. "

Qiao Xiaomin was stunned for a while, "Okay, you have the final say, stop fighting and eat skewers. But before I leave, I have to clean up this place first, and this is also the purpose of my coming here."

Gu Mingzhuo interjected, "What, can I not go, I want to go back..."

"Ancient Immortal, wait a moment, I didn't ask for your opinion." I blocked what Gu Mingzhuo was about to say, and turned to ask Qiao Xiaomin, "Speaking of which, you returned to the Heavenly God Realm before you became an immortal, right? , Why did you come back again, is it because of the car of the epidemic? You came back just as soon as you came back, it is too fast, you come in and out of the world so casually, does Singularity know?"

When I saw her, she came out of the car of the plague. If you can't guess why she came, you will not be a real fool.

Qiao Xiaomin said helplessly: "If Singularity Company doesn't know, how can I re-enter the human world as a god and one of the main gods? The reason why I will..."