Ghost, please let me go

"You are a pervert, don't say that about the ancient fairy!" Little Lolita bared her teeth and claws, stomping and planing, with a posture of swearing against me, "I said that I am not a little girl, I am only because of the spells I practiced. There’s a problem, it’s just at this point in time that I look like a little girl. I’m in my 30s. In terms of age, you should at least call me Auntie! How dare you bully Xiaogu like this! Hey, how did you become such a master, Xiaogu is in danger now, you don’t think about rushing to save people, and you are still talking about these unnecessary things, you are such an incomprehensible master at the Xiaogu stall , It's really bad luck for eight lifetimes!"

I said: "Hey, don't beat me up! Who was talking about that? It's you! And who has been rushing to find Gu Yi? It's me! You still want to let Yan Climbing up the road, are you planning to waste my time and make it impossible for me to save Gu Yizhen in time?"

"I thought you were flying in Haicheng as a co-star with Gu Xianchang, how did you know you could really fly!" Little Lolita said angrily, "Besides, even if you can fly, you can't fly!" Flying up, this is the forbidden area of ​​the Kunlun Palace, guarded by the Kunlun Mountain God, anyone who climbs the peak is only walking up, not even the ancient fairy! No matter who wants to fly up, they will be mercilessly attacked by the Kunlun Mountain God !"

I looked around, "What the hell? I didn't look at it. I've been flying up here for a long time. Why didn't I see him appear?"

Little Lolita was stunned for a while, then looked around, and said with some doubts: "Maybe it's because I'm not at home..."

I interrupted her with a wave of my hand, and greeted the clouds in the higher sky: "Hey, let me ask you, do you know where the Kunlun Mountain God who is here looking at the mountains has gone? Don't hide, I'm watching you, you look so bright Let the light shine, blind people can make you blind again, no matter how thick the clouds can't cover it, come, come, come out and chat a few words, tell you, this is basic courtesy, I will tell you Say hello, if you don't come out, you're looking down on me! Do you know who I am? I'm a sophomore in high school, referred to as senior high school sophomore. Take care of yourself?"

I have long seen that guy hiding in the clouds is not pleasing to the eye, since he hit me and flew up, he has been spying on us over there, and he pretended that I didn't look at it, I am not blind!

Chapter 668 Mountain God

Originally, as soon as I said hello, the guy hiding behind the cloud immediately turned around and ran away, but when I finished speaking, he stopped running immediately, turned back to his original position, pushed away the cloud, and showed me a special sunny picture With a bright and dazzling smile, "Are you talking to me?"

This face can't help but dazzle, like the sun, shining brightly.

I raised my hand to cover my eyes, and said angrily, "Who are you shaking? Turn off the light! You know how to drive without turning on the high beam, but you are so good. You are so idle when you are so close to say hello. It is not good for me." Opinion? Shake me blind and you want to do whatever you want? Do you still want to do whatever you want in front of my eyes? Do you know who I am? You don’t know because of your ignorance, come, introduce me!”

Introduce yourself how awesome you are, even if you are really that awesome, people will feel like you are bragging after listening to it. At this time, the supporting roles around the protagonist reflect the meaning of their existence. Naturally, there is no need to worry about it. It is their mission to blow up the protagonist!

So I shook my hand and claimed to be a little loli practicing leisure.

Lian Xian said unhappily: "We are not very familiar, why let me introduce you, can't you just introduce yourself?"

Your uncle, why don't you follow the routine?

I couldn't help being furious, so I thought about how to deal with this little loli who claimed to be a leisurely lover. Anyway, I guess I won't be able to come back for a while after he ascended to heaven. He will bully his widow and make some kind of widow's adjustment god. Damn, it's exciting just thinking about it!

Before I could come up with an idea, the light on it suddenly disappeared. I turned my head and looked, hey, that big face really turned off the light!

Without the on-site lighting, the big face that was originally bright and bright like a god and Buddha looked a little dark, black and fat, and the standard appearance of a greasy middle-aged man. It looks quite out of place in the clouds.

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man had a simple and honest smile on his face like a big bear, and said repeatedly: "No need to introduce, no need to introduce, although I usually stay in the mountains and don't go out very much, but I also surf the Internet, so it's not worth it. I am ignorant and ignorant, especially a talent like you, how can I not know?"

I didn't care about answering the awkward Lian Lei, frowning and looking at the black, fat, greasy middle-aged man with only one face exposed in the clouds, "Oh, I thought you didn't know who I was. Then Please explain to me, since you know who I am and I call you, why don't you show your face, but run away instead, are you looking down on me?"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding. I look down on anyone and dare not look down on you." The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man explained repeatedly, "When you were talking just now, I happened to have a urgency and wanted to go back and relieve my hand. , I don’t want to come out to see you, I’ll turn back immediately if I don’t hear what you said, I definitely don’t mean to look down on you..."

"You, you are the God of Kunlun Mountain!" Lian Xianqing suddenly screamed, "I have seen your statue in the Kunlun Shrine! You, you are the patron saint of Kunlun Mountain, and you are the certifier of the Lord of Kunlun , you, how could you do this..."

I was shocked, "Are you the God of Kunlun Mountain? This is too ugly. It scares the little girl. You can't be beautiful when you come out? Haven't you watched the current anchor? You don't dare to come out to meet you unless you change your face and change your head." People, you say that you are a fairy, this is too embarrassing."

"No, no, you're talking too much. There are gods in the sky and immortals in the earth, and the Singularity Corporation is inserted in the middle. I'm just a small monster in the world. How can I be called a god?" The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man He said very modestly, "I know I'm ugly, so I usually don't come out to show my face, but today, the Kunlun Mountain people are going to promote the ladder. If I stay in the shrine, they won't be able to ascend the ladder. Lah, so I came out to avoid suspicion and avoid the limelight, and after they finished their work, I will go back and stay inside."

I suddenly realized, "Oh, no wonder you hide in the clouds and don't dare to see people. So you know you are ugly and are afraid to scare people when you come out, right? Oh, I don't see that your sentiment is still very noble. Well……"

A dark, fat, greasy middle-aged man, "..."

Lian Xianqing probably breathed a sigh of relief, and screamed at the black, fat, greasy middle-aged man again, "You are the God of Kunlun Mountain, the first generation of Kunlun Lord, and you protect the people of Kunlun Mountain. For more than a hundred years, even Gu Neichang has been respectful to you when he sees you, how can you bow your knees to such a guy who has not graduated from high school, has no education, no experience, is not handsome, and has a lot of troubles and thieves!"

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man hurriedly said: "No, no, don't talk nonsense! I'm just messing around, I'm not a god, I keep it inside myself, and I don't plan to spread it out, what are you serious about?" Ah? Do you think it's so easy to seal the gods, and you can seal it yourself? Where did you put the Singularity Company? Where did you put the Celestial God Realm? Where did you put the Qingxu Immortal Realm? The older one, the two of us can be regarded as Fa Xiaoer. He should treat me well, but this is just a buddy relationship, and it has nothing to do with being godless. In front of Mr. Ye, I am not qualified to call him anything God. Mr. Ye, you see, if you have nothing to do, then I won't bother you, and I'll go back to the shrine first."

Lian Xianqing was dumbfounded, and was beaten into a statue on the spot, like a sand sculpture.

I was also quite shocked, this Kunlun Mountain God seemed to be quite afraid of me.

Although we are more famous now, and we have also been on the webcast and become a popular fried chicken, but when I was on the webcast, I didn’t show too much violence and violence. It's normal to have some fear, but it's not normal to be so scared that even a god dare not claim to be a god.Our thorny weed spirit in Dahongling dared to call himself a mountain god in front of me. Why wouldn't he dare?What's more, I have never expressed any opinion on the mountain god!

The so-called abnormality must have a demon. This is the first time I have seen this guy. He won't hold back his bad intentions and try to trick me. He must never be let go!

I immediately said: "Don't go, I have something to do!"

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man suddenly had a distressed face like constipation, but he didn't dare to leave just like that, so he could only ask, "Do you have any other instructions?"

"It's not about instructions, I just have a question and you can explain it to me." I tentatively asked, "Have you met me before?"

The black, fat and greasy middle-aged man immediately replied decisively: "Yes, I have watched it many times on the rebroadcast of the online video, otherwise I would not have recognized you at a glance!"

Chapter 669 Memory Storage System

This old man is very bad, and he doesn't tell the truth. Just watching my live broadcast, he doesn't know my feat of pushing the Miracle Tree World, nor my great cause of killing investigator 007, and it is even more impossible to know that I almost rebelled against rape How could the Heavenly Ghost be so frightened by his achievements?

I said: "Look at you, you are still the God of Kunlun Mountain. What you say is not real at all. Did I ask you to watch the live broadcast? I asked you, did you see me before watching the live broadcast?"

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man shook his head with a simple and honest face, "No, I stay in the Kunlun Mountains all year round and can't go anywhere. I usually just go online to relieve boredom. If you don't go live, I can't know you. It can’t be that you have been to Kunlun Shrine before, hahaha, it can’t be, have you ever been to Kunlun Shrine to see me, can you still not remember?”

I frowned, and said to myself, maybe, I haven't been to this broken Kunlun Shrine for more than ten years in my life, but the problem is that there are more than 800 lives before my life, have I been here? Who knows, quickly asked the system quietly: "Hey, system, have I been to this Kunlun Shrine in my previous life?"

"The memory storage system is at your service, my master, you finally thought of recalling your previous great achievements!" A voice as heavy as a piece of history sounded immediately, "As your memory of more than 600 lifetimes The storage system, no matter what memory you need to search for, as long as you provide keywords, it will be able to find it for you immediately, now, do you need to search for the Kunlun Shrine?"

Whoops, I actually have a system for managing my past life memories?Thinking about it, it’s easy to forget the memories of a person’s lifetime. If the memories of more than 600 lifetimes were not just looking for a place to store them, it would be trivial to forget them all. If they are all mixed together, it will be changed properly Mental illness!

I quickly said, "That's right, search the Kunlun Shrine, hurry up, use it urgently!"

The memory storage system responds in seconds: "If you find a relevant memory, do you want to recall it immediately? The system warmly reminds that recalling a memory may feel very long, but in fact it may not even take a second in real time. That’s what the memory of the time is all about!”

Just one?A little less!But mosquito leg meat is also meat.

"Then hurry up and remember!"

Immediately, the images in front of my eyes changed, as if I was watching a holographic movie, so immersive, so realistic!

At this moment, there is still a sky full of clouds and mist.

A big man whose whole body exudes the dazzling light of the midday sun is stepping on a red cloud like a flame, hanging above the sea of ​​clouds.

This big man, with his upper body bare, reveals rock-solid muscles, good guy, his arms are thicker than my four thighs tied together, his pectoral muscles are at least 36D, and his abdominal muscles can't stop him, let alone There is also 16 yuan, as if a ladder is built on the belly. When you stand there, you will have a master who can run a horse on his arm and stand on his fist!

He had blood-red long hair hanging loose, and he held a square hammer in one hand, and pointed forward with the other hand and shouted angrily: "How dare you block my way?"

In the air opposite this blood-haired burly man, there is also a big man hanging in vain. In terms of appearance, this man is not far behind. But that old black, fat and greasy face is really not comparable to a master god, let alone his legs are shaking all the time?

"My lord, this is Kunlun Mountain, the Kunlun Shrine, the divine realm where the Queen Mother of the West resides. The Kunlun Immortal is known as the contemporary Kunlun Lord. Without the permission of the ancient mountain master, no mage is allowed to enter Kunlun Mountain, let alone you. Do you still want to break into the forbidden shrine of Kunlun Mountain? This is the secret place of Kunlun Mountain inheritance. Not to mention you as an outsider, even a disciple of Kunlun Mountain can't enter nine out of ten! If you have any requirements, you can go to meet Gushan The Lord made a request, and come to me after you get written approval from the Ancient Mountain Master! Before that, even if you beat me to death, I will definitely not let you enter the Kunlun Shrine!"

Gu Mingzhuo's reputation is really good. Hearing what the black, fat, greasy middle-aged man said, the blood-haired man calmed down a lot, and asked, "Then let Gu Mingzhuo come out to see me!"

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man said: "In order to raise tolls, Gu Shanzhu accepted a task from Singularity Company, and he will not be able to return until ten years at the earliest!"

"You dare to entertain me!" The blood-haired man was furious at the time, "You are a mere stone spirit, the ancient name is clumsy and you are called a mountain god, do you really think of yourself as a god? Die to me!"

After yelling, he swung the hammer, ran towards the fat, greasy middle-aged man, and smashed his head and face.

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man flashed a thick and large shield with a high defense value at first glance, and pushed it on his head.

With a loud bang, the hammer hit the shield heavily, splashing sparks like rain.

The violent shock wave impacted in all directions, instantly dispelling the clouds and mists in the sky, revealing the rolling peaks and mountains on the land below!

Looking around, all the peaks are trembling, and many slender peaks are falling apart and collapsing.

The ground cracked and the mountains collapsed, like hell!

"Ah oh oh oh..."

The blood-haired man looked up to the sky and let out a howl like a precursor to a mental attack. He held the hammer handle in both hands, and his arm muscles were raised high, and he pressed down violently.

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man who had already used all his strength to support the shield suddenly couldn't bear it anymore, and his body sank slightly for more than a meter. The shield suddenly cracked and cracked four or five cracks.

But the more dramatic reaction came from the mountains below.

Almost at the same time as the black, fat, greasy middle-aged man sank, the mountains on the ground made a deafening bang at the same time, bursting into black clouds all over the sky, and countless peaks collapsed almost at the same time!

"Hahahaha!" The blood-haired brawny man looked up to the sky and laughed, "Do you think you can use the Kunlun Mountains to make a shield that can stop me? I will kill anyone who dares to block me today, you Kunlun Mountains! Stop me, and I will hammer down, smash your entire Kunlun Mountains into scum, smash the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau below sea level, and..."

Lying in a big trough, this is simply too arrogant, too domineering, and too invincible!

I was so excited when I saw it, "This, is this my previous life? How could I be so capable that I could smash the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau with one blow? This, this is so bad that I have no friends! So successful, so powerful, Is there anything in my previous life that I couldn't think about running to play heavy fist reincarnation?"

The memory storage system replied very calmly: "Master, please calm down, the two people appearing now, one is the God of Kunlun Mountain, who was canonized by the ancient name Zhuo after enlightenment, and the other is Venerable Thunder, the hammer in his hand is not only You can hammer everything in the world, and you can also spontaneously rob thunder and lightning, with infinite power! However, neither of these two has anything to do with you, let alone you! If I remember correctly, the sum of all your previous lives, master, is I don't have such a domineering image, so please try to be as calm as possible, and don't waste your feelings with wrong expressions!"

Chapter 6 Seventy

Your uncle, are you kidding me?

It has nothing to do with me. Show me what?

No, this is a memory from a previous life of mine, so... I am the crowd watching this earth-shattering battle?

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That's not right, if it was just a crowd of onlookers, the Kunlun Mountain God wouldn't seem so afraid of me. Could it be that he was really afraid because he watched my live video?

"Attention, attention, you are here!"

I was thinking about it, when I heard the reminder from the memory storage system, I quickly got up and took a closer look.

Seeing this, I couldn't help being surprised.

Whoops, it's just such a distracted effort, the fight is over, the bloody man is gone, the black, fat and greasy middle-aged man is still there, lying on the top of the mountain in front of the gate of the small thatched cottage, vomiting blood, little His face was pale, his whole body was covered with injuries, and he looked like he might die at any time.

Looking down and looking around, at least half of the original rolling mountains have been reduced, and they have become sparse. Between the mountains, there are large deep valleys full of gravel.

The sky is covered with dark clouds, lightning and thunder, smoke and dust are everywhere on the ground, and the wind is howling. It is a proper standard end-of-the-world scene.

The black, fat, greasy, middle-aged man lying on the door of the straw house and vomiting enough blood suddenly looked up and laughed, "Hahahaha, Lord of the Mountain, I am lucky to live up to my fate, and Venerable Lei Ting also failed to set foot in the Shrine. From now on, I This God of Kunlun Mountain is worthy of his name..."

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man was smiling happily when he saw a black shadow appear in front of him.

This black shadow came too suddenly and too fast. It wasn't there one moment, but it appeared out of the ground the next moment, and it was completely impossible to tell where it came from.

The black, fat, greasy, middle-aged man jumped in fright, and rolled to the side on the spot, keeping away from the shadow, and then asked out of breath, "Who dares to break into my Kunlun Shrine!"

"Shut up!" The black figure who appeared suddenly was a man in a blue gown, with neatly combed hair and a square turban on his head. He was full of style, facing the Kunlun Shrine without turning his head. The ground scolded in a deep voice, as if the master was reprimanding the slave.

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man stared at the unexpected visitor, his mouth gaping, unable to utter a word.

Hey, it's amazing, I can't say what I say, and I sealed the mouth of a black, fat, greasy middle-aged man with two words, so sharp, it must be me, I have been very good at speaking in my life, who will wait a while , whoever has to wait a while, there is no reason in the previous life not to speak well, right? You can't degenerate the more you are reborn.

"It's me this time." I asked the memory storage system.

The memory storage system replied: "What is stored here is your memory, not a movie clip. How can your own image appear in a third-person perspective in your own memory? Your own memory must be and can only be No. 1 scale!"

Your uncle's, that is to say, isn't this right?

I said angrily: "It was you who said I was on stage, why not? Are you kidding me? Believe it or not, I wiped out your broken system in minutes?"

The memory storage system replied without humility: "Dear master, if you didn't appear on the stage, how could this part of memory exist? You were watching from a distance just now, and now you are watching from a close distance. What is it if you are not on the stage?"

Well said, I can't argue with that at all.

"Since I'm at the scene, why is no one paying attention to me?" I asked suspiciously, "Could it be that I am a follower of some party, and I have no sense of presence, and everyone didn't pay attention?"

"How is this possible!" The memory storage system really replied, "No matter what life you have been in, you are a top and powerful existence in the world. As long as you show your face and appear on the stage, who dares to say that you are ignored? The only explanation for this situation is that you Use your magical powers to hide from the side, and they won't be able to see you!"

This flattering is pretty good, I never thought that this system is also good at flattering.

I felt a little more at ease, and hurriedly continued to take a closer look.

But looking at it again, oops, the plot is jumping up again. After such a distracted effort, the awesome black shadow just now is lying on the ground, vomiting blood there, and there is a big puddle on the bottom of his body. A posture ready to wash the entire mountaintop with the blood spit out.

Such a strong guy, why did he rush to the street in a blink of an eye?

Taking a closer look, I suddenly realized something was wrong.

If the current angle of view is from a certain life in my previous life, then judging from this angle, the black shadow lying on the stomach and vomiting blood should be lying in front of my feet!

It's a good judgement now.

When I was distracted, my previous life resolutely showed up and shot, easily defeated the awesome black shadow, knocked down and vomited blood lying at my feet!

Strong, really strong!

In my previous life, I was so strong that I had no friends!

The black, fat, greasy, middle-aged man lay on the ground not far away, looked at my previous life in amazement, and stammered, "You, who are you?"

The voice-over sounded, thick and deep, and it could only be said by a super expert and the protagonist, "I'm just passing by. It's normal for you not to know me, and I'm not interested in meeting a random mountain god. The name of the mountain god, but it is still far from the God of Zhengyue. Even if it is the Zhengyue God who enjoys incense, I am not interested in knowing it, let alone a wild god like you who doesn't even have to eat incense? As a mountain god, you Just be a good mountain god, watch over the mountains under your name, manage the forests and beasts, manage the streams and lakes, and do your duty. Even if you are a wild god now, you still have a chance to be a righteous god in the future, so ah, the job of a mountain god is still very important. There is a future. You have to keep in mind your god position, the god of the mountain, the god who manages the mountain, not the god of war, don't always come out to fight in the name of a mountain god, wasting your life, wasting time, wasting your good start..."

While speaking, the angle of view began to move, obviously walking towards the thatched house with the sign of Kunlun Shrine.

"Stop!" The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man was very clear-headed, and he was not led into the ditch by my words at all, "This is the Kunlun Shrine, the forbidden area of ​​Kunlun Mountain, even the disciples of Kunlun Palace don't want to come here Just come, no one is allowed to enter without approval!"

The moving perspective stopped, and turned back to the black, fat and greasy middle-aged man.

The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist and righteous temperament, sounded again, "Well, who needs to approve it? The ancient Mingzhuo is not in the world, and he is on a business trip. Then here is you, the God of Kunlun Mountain, who has the final say, right? Then I Please allow me to enter the Kunlun Shrine, okay?"

"No!" The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man replied decisively, "This is the forbidden area of ​​Kunlun, even the disciples of Kunlun Palace are not allowed to enter by anyone..."

"That's it, that's too troublesome!" The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, said, "I am the most disciplined person. There is a saying that there is no rule without rules. If you don't approve, then I really can't do it." I went in, or you give me some accommodation and approve me to go in?"