Chapter 671 Really. Abnormal

As a good mountain god who is dedicated to his duties, the black, fat and greasy middle-aged man really rejected this unreasonable request from a certain life in my previous life.

In order to show his firm attitude, he even vomited blood and sprayed the four characters "Not Approved" on the ground. After spraying, he laughed loudly and said boldly, "Kill me, even if you kill me, it will make me crazy The soul is scattered, and I will never let you enter the shrine, the Lord of the Mountain will avenge me!"

The voice-over, full of the protagonist's temperament, sounded again, full of regret, "Since this is the case, there is no other way."

The angle of view moved, and a hand appeared in the field of vision, lifting the thick voice-over full of the protagonist's temperament lying on the ground, and began to move in a certain direction, and said while moving: "Do you need to read something?"

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man obviously didn't get the meaning of this sentence, and asked a little blankly: "What are you reading? You killed Venerable Lei Ting with one blow, and you must be at least an Earth Immortal. You are useless..."

The thick voice-over full of the protagonist's temperament interrupted the black, fat, greasy middle-aged man's self-knowledge, "I don't ask you to chant a mantra, but to read a poem or something. Generally speaking, people who are as determined as you are A person who is heroic and swears to die will recite a fateful poem before he dies. For example, look at Wen Tianxiang. Before he died, he wrote a poem about clothes and belts. Have you heard of it? No, it doesn’t matter. , I’ll read it to you again. Confucius said to achieve benevolence, Mencius said to obtain righteousness, but only when righteousness is exhausted, so benevolence is supreme. What have you learned from reading sages’ books? It can be passed down through the ages. Give you a chance and read one too."

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man opened his mouth and closed it again, his black face was flushed, and finally he said in shame: "I, I have never been to school, I only know a few words, and I can't compose poetry." .”

"That's it, it's terrible to be uneducated!" The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, said regretfully, "If this is the case, you will not get the treatment you expected."

The black, fat, greasy, middle-aged man looked stunned, obviously not knowing what kind of treatment he could get for a mountain god who was about to be killed.

The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, explained: "Originally, if you can read a fateful poem of a similar level, for the sake of having a chance of being passed down through the ages, I will grant your wish to die heroically immediately. But , you can’t read this poem now, and you have no chance to pass it on through the ages. Why should I fulfill your wish and not my own wish? Cough, speaking of this, a certain future generation who is watching this memory, I It is necessary to remind you that the plot ahead is high-energy, and if you have poor mental capacity in this life, or if you have not fully awakened, it is recommended not to watch the following memory content. This memory content is completely vicious, inhuman, and inhumane. It will start soon, are you sure you want to watch it? Now you have a chance to go back on your word! Do you really want to watch it? It seems that you can’t be stopped..."

The dark, fat, greasy middle-aged man in the field of vision looked confused, looking at someone from my previous life who was carrying him, he was looking at a mental patient who didn't know the so-called.

The screen freezes in this scene.

The memory storage system prompts, "Since the previous life has issued a serious warning, master, do you decide to continue watching?"

I hesitated and said, "Is it heavy, perverted, curious and bloody? I, I shouldn't be so perverted in my previous life."

The memory storage system said decisively: "I am only responsible for storing and replaying related memories. For other questions, please ask the guidance system."

The voice of the guidance system sounded angrily, "What do you mean by breaking the system? When there is a good thing to show your ability, rush to it one by one, and push me to take the blame if you encounter something that is not easy to answer! What about your morals? Is there a lower limit? What about your conscience, will it hurt if you touch it?"

I said: "Guide system, let's save time, please answer my question just now."

Guidance system: "Cough, cough, cough, cough..."

I said: "With your system, you can still catch a cold, catch a cold, cough, and get pharyngitis. If there is anything you can't say, answer quickly, I'm in a hurry!"

Guidance system: "Master, this is what you want me to answer. I declare in advance that all my answers are based on facts, without any exaggeration or falsehood. Whether it is the answer you like or not, you can't blame me !"

I said: "Look at what you said, no matter how good I am, can I still take anger at your whole system? Besides, even if I want to vent my anger, how can I get angry at your whole system?"

Guidance system: "I'm the 387th generation guidance system, and the seniors in front of me were all killed for telling the truth that you don't like to hear..."

I,"……"

Guiding the system, "You have to promise yourself that you won't anger me before I say it."

I probably understood, and tentatively said, "Some of my previous lives were perverted?"

Guiding the system, "You said it yourself, not me. To be precise, as far as I know, you don't seem to have lived your whole life without being perverted."

I,"……"

Guiding the system, "Master, you told me to tell the truth, and what I said is the truth, without angering me."

I, "Forget it, memory system, let's play it. Since I have been perverted for generations, no matter how cruel and terrifying the picture is, it will not stimulate me. At most, the nature will be restored, and it will be perverted again."

The screen continues to play.

The middle-aged, fat, greasy, black man was carried down the mountain and into a very spacious valley.

I don't see what I did in my previous life. After a while, I saw a large group of things rushing from all directions in the valley. They flew in the sky, ran on the ground, burrowed in the soil, and several fish brought their own supplies. The water polo floats over.

Whether it's flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, or drilling in the soil, all of them have human faces on them. Some of them are already half-human, and some simply have a face on their bodies, and their organs are not complete. It's just still trying to evolve.

After these demons, who had obviously become spirits, lined up neatly in several square formations, the thick voice-over full of the protagonist's temperament sounded again, "Everyone is the famous king of monsters in the Kunlun Mountains , I'm looking for you this time, because I have a big good thing to do for you. See if I'm carrying this one? Kunlun Mountain God, although it's just a wild god with a humble name in ancient times, it can be regarded as a god. Usually You must have been bullied by this mountain god, right? He is a majestic mountain god, and he has a big backer like Gu Mingzhuo. If he doesn’t bully a male monster or a female monster, he will be ashamed to come out to meet people, right? ? You must have endured him for a long time, and dare not speak out!"

Chapter 672 crime

The monsters lined up neatly looked at each other.

There was an awkward silence.

The thick voice-over full of the protagonist's temperament sounded again, full of regret, "Well, I understand, it seems that there is nothing wrong with saying that the world is as black as crows. I thought that at least you monsters from Kunlun Mountain There are some people who can get out of the mud and be ashamed to be with the God of Kunlun Mountain. I never thought that you are all with him. This makes me very embarrassed. Killing so many monsters at once, although They are all unforgivable sins, but they are also very easy to be punished by heaven!"

The black, fat, greasy, middle-aged man roared unconvinced, "I, why am I unpardonable? Is it because you are not allowed to enter the Kunlun Shrine?"

"Isn't that enough?" The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, is very surprised, "I can go wherever I want, and I have never been rejected. You don't allow me to enter your little shabby house. Isn't it a heinous crime? Well, if this alone makes me seem a bit too domineering and unreasonable, then add one more thing, you think you are guilty enough of the thing you hid in the Kunlun Shrine not enough?"

The dark, fat, greasy middle-aged man's face suddenly became extremely unnatural, and he said falteringly: "What, what, there is nothing in the Kunlun Shrine, I, I have nothing hidden, don't talk nonsense !"

The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, smiled and said, "Well, if you say you didn't hide it, then you swear, if you hide it, there will be thunderbolts, how about it?"

"I didn't hide anything, why did I swear!" The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man spoke very hard, "I won't be responsible for what I didn't do, don't try to trick me."

The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, laughed loudly, "Aren't you guilty? It doesn't matter if you don't swear, I will tell you for you, um, that's it, listen carefully, if the Kunlun Mountain God really hid it, it won't matter. If the evil thing in the human world is borrowed from the time ring of the human world in the Qingxu Immortal Realm, then give him a thunderbolt!"

The black, fat, greasy, middle-aged man stared and said, "I've never heard that Tianlei would listen to people like this, and I've never heard that swearing on behalf of others can be fulfilled, you..."

He hadn't finished speaking when he heard a loud bang, and a blinding bolt of lightning struck him on the head, instantly smashing him to the point where he was scorched, the inside was tender black, and the inside was red and green smoke curled up. The smell of barbecue.

Whoops, this memory viewing can be compared with 4D movies, not only the picture is three-dimensional, but also the smell!

"That's okay too!" The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man who was split open his mouth and spit out a thick puff of green smoke. His expression was so obvious that it was impossible to tell, but his eyes were full of curiosity. It's incomprehensible horror.

Well, my past life has the demeanor of my present life!

"Of course, I have a good relationship with God." The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, said, "Don't say that you can summon Lei by making an oath on your behalf, even if I kill all the monsters in this valley Light, he will not strike me with lightning, we are walking in the rivers and lakes, nothing else is important, just this big face, ah, everyone, I am not scaring you, just pretend that you didn't hear that sentence... ..."

"Immortal Elder!" A human-faced fox jumped out of the group of demons, pointed at the black, fat, greasy middle-aged man with righteous indignation, and roared in grief and indignation, "I want to testify against this false god! He relied on the ancient He is famous as a humble fairy, and he does all kinds of evil in the Kunlun Mountains. Not only does he set up a clever name to collect floating wealth, making the Kunlun Mountains sky-high three feet, but he also sets up a first night power. Anyone who gets married and marries a ghost in the mountains will have to sleep for a night first. No matter if they climbed in the enclave of the sky, drilled in the soil, or swam in the water, or even the skeleton monsters in the shady mountain depressions, what's more frightening is that they are both male and female, and whoever catches them will sleep with them! The entire Kunlun Mountains No demon will not be murdered by him, and he still said that he wants to make the Kunlun Mountains into his own harem..."

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man was so angry that his black face turned blue, and he roared at the top of his voice, "You are spitting blood, and I am devoted to pursuing the way of heaven. How could I have the heart to do such messy things? What's more, I was named the God Queen of Kunlun Mountain!" , have been staying at the Kunlun Shrine to guard, and rarely have contact with you, where is your conscience!"

The human-faced fox ignored the roar of the black, fat, greasy middle-aged man, and said righteously: "My Kunlun monsters have suffered from the Kunlun Mountain God for a long time, and now I am lucky to be rescued by the immortal head. I also ask the immortal head to be the master for us and kill this lieutenant. To free the demons of Kunlun Mountain from hanging upside down!"

After finishing speaking, the human-faced fox immediately lay down on the ground and knocked.

The other monsters in the surrounding area, those who reacted quickly, immediately followed up and knocked, and those who reacted slowly, looked left and right, finally understood, and immediately got down and knocked together.

The big guy knocked, and howled like mourning: "Please let the elder be the master for us, yes..."

The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, finally expressed satisfaction this time, "Yes, that's it. Confucius said well, if there is a grudge, there is a grudge, and if there is a grudge, how can you repay virtue? If you didn't say it before, who can do it for you?" Are you in charge? Of course, now that you have said it, I will not make the decision for you. Youdao has never had any gods and saviors. If you want to ask for liberation, you have to rely on yourself in the end. Come, come, come, today, the God of Kunlun Mountain Here, I will give you a chance to avenge your blood hatred. Hey, that blind black man in front, what are you doing with your knife? Put the knife away, what are you trying to kill? I want you to avenge, not to kill him Let him die all at once, that would be cheap for him, how can he be worthy of the crimes he committed! So, didn’t the fox lady just say that you have all been abused by him? Now I will give you a chance to abuse him again , How about it, the thorns are not stimulating, come, come, line up, according to the size, the small ones go first, the big ones go last, you can rest assured that you can line up. He is the God of Kunlun Mountain, with a strong body and a good psychological quality. ..."

Lying down a big trough!Now I believe that the owner of this memory is really a past life of mine!The so-called country is easy to change, but nature is hard to change. I never imagined that after so many lifetimes, our thinking on solving problems is so amazingly consistent. They are all so simple and crude but the effect is amazing.

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man heard me say this, and his blue face suddenly turned purple again. He twisted his body and yelled loudly: "I am the master of the ancient mountain and proclaimed the god of Kunlun mountain. You can't treat me like this. If you do this, you are insulting the ancient mountain master, and you will all die without a place to die..."

Chapter 673 The Things in the Room

"Don't worry." The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, comforts the black fat and greasy middle-aged man, "I won't tell Gu Mingzhuo about it."

The dark, fat, greasy middle-aged man struggled and said, "I'll tell..."

The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, is extremely shocking, "You are a majestic Kunlun mountain god, but you have been beaten by a group of Kunlun wild monsters who have not yet cultivated a human form. I don't want to cover up such a shameless thing. , be careful to hide it, kill anyone who wants to speak out, and even take the initiative to confess to Gu Mingzhuo, are you stupid? If Gu Mingzhuo finds out about this, he must be very angry, and he will naturally kill Kunlun The wild monster on the mountain vented his anger, but do you think you, the Kunlun Mountain God who made him lose his master, can still keep his position? Without this position, what else do you want to prove? You are a wild monster who will not let you go It would be nice if you keep your life alive and don't be misfortune by human mages, and you have to prove the Dao!"

The black, fat and greasy middle-aged man said unwillingly: "As long as I can make you pay the price, I will die..."

The voice-over, which is full of the temperament of the protagonist, once again interrupted the words of the black, fat, greasy middle-aged man, "You think too much, what price can I pay? I didn't raise this mountain of monsters. If you kill them all, kill them all." Well, it has nothing to do with me. As for Gu Mingzhuo asking me to settle the score... He can't beat me, so what kind of score can he settle with me?"

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man screamed: "The master of Gushan is invincible, he is the strongest land god..."

The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, sighed: "Now you are watching the sky from the well, aren't you? It is true that Gu Mingzhuo is the strongest mage in the world, but he can't fight a lot outside of the world, otherwise he wouldn't be able to do so. Trapped in the human world, I can’t rise to immortality. As for me, unfortunately, one is not a human being, and the other is not someone he can beat. If you don’t believe me, let Gu Mingzhuo come and try my hand. Well, Actually, it’s not necessary, as you saw just now, I slapped Venerable Lei Ting to death with a single slap, do you think Gu Mingzhuo has this ability? Oh, it’s time to talk, little ones, hurry up and get in line, From childhood to adulthood, don't be polite to me. How about I help you take off his pants?"

With a crackling sound, the black, fat, middle-aged man's pants were torn apart. This was the last straw that broke the camel's back. The black, fat, middle-aged man collapsed all of a sudden, laying on the ground and crying Crying loudly, "Don't, don't do this to me, I approve it, if you want to come in, you can come in, woohoo, don't treat me like this..."

The memory storage system prompts, "The above is the communication process between the host and the God of Kunlun Mountain in a certain life. The next content is not very relevant to what you want to know. Do you want to continue watching?"

"Look, isn't it time-consuming, flashy memories? Hurry up and continue playing. This is the critical moment. If you don't let me read it, it's more hateful than chasing after a serialized novel eunuch!"

As a standard normal human being, the heart of gossip is an indispensable and normal state of mind. Seeing that I have spent so much effort in a previous life to get the official permission to enter the shrine, can I not want to know why he wants to enter?You have to watch it!Anyway, the flashes don't waste time, it's useless to see who doesn't watch it!

The memory screen continues to play.

Vision begins to move.

In my previous life, I mentioned the Kunlun Mountain God again. After moving quickly, I came to the gate of the Kunlun Shrine, and pushed open the small broken door that was half hidden.

It was dark behind the door.

It was clearly broad daylight, without clouds or fog, and the sun made the ground in front of the door smoke, but there was no light at all in the door separated by a threshold.

It was so dark that it made one's heart palpitate involuntarily.

The darkness is not quiet yet, but has indescribable fluctuations, as if some kind of huge bug is constantly wriggling its body.

The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, said with some displeasure: "Since you have come to the world to make troubles, you should be upright. What are you doing with these inexplicable mysteries? Can it be eaten as food or drunk as water? You want to be mysterious and look like you are tall, and you can’t make a cult in Kunlun Mountains and can’t develop believers. This is a place with ancient names and humble names. There is a reason why he can’t compete with Singularity Company. It doesn’t mean you guys Miscellaneous fish can also be bullied to the head. Speaking of which, I am also unlucky. If I hadn’t gone to work for Singularity Company, I wouldn’t be able to come back at this time. How can I show my face for such a stupid thing?”

With the resentful muttering of the voice-over, the darkness in the door dissipated suddenly, as if someone had opened the curtain that blocked the sunlight, allowing the light to shine into the room at once.

Seeing the situation inside the door, I couldn't help but be surprised.

There is a huge space in front of you.

It is conservatively estimated that it will not be less than a thousand square meters, anyway, it is far beyond the surface area of ​​the small thatched cottage.

But, this is the world of mages, it’s normal to have such supernatural powers, have you ever seen pigs run away before eating pork? It is impossible for me, who has read thousands of books and thousands of paintings, to be shocked by such a huge space.

What really shocked me was that there was a huge creature in such a huge space, filling the entire space!

This thing is translucent, so I can see through its body to estimate the space area of ​​the whole room.

This huge space, which was too small for its size, obviously made it very uncomfortable. It kept wriggling and rubbing against its body, as if trying to find a more comfortable position.

The moment the darkness was dispelled, it seemed a little stunned, so that the body's squirming stopped for a short time, but the next moment it continued to squirm, and at the same time turned its huge body hard, and finally turned a face to the door. side.

This is a standard human face, regardless of the distribution of the facial features, or the shape and size, it is so normal and standard that it has no characteristics.

It's just that a face of this size is particularly abrupt when placed on such a huge body, so that it seems to be embedded in it, full of incoordination that can kill obsessive-compulsive disorder patients.

That face stared blankly in the direction of the door, with straight eyes, as if a precursor to a mental illness.

The thick voice-over, full of the protagonist's temperament, sounded, and asked very uncomfortablely: "What are you looking at?"

After a brief hesitation, the standard face slowly replied: "What are you looking at?"

Suddenly, a long sword wrapped with crackling lightning appeared in the field of vision, and a guy was stuck in the center of the standard face.

It was so sudden that it really startled me.

Why did you stab me with a knife in just two words?

Chapter 674 It's Unfinished

The standard face that was stabbed opened his mouth and laughed, "Ignorant and humble ant, you don't understand what kind of great existence you are facing, do you think you can hurt me like this? You are so ignorant... ..."

The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, said: "You are mistaken, the purpose of this sword is not to stab you, but to let you concentrate and see who I am. If you are not so ignorant, I will If we can win without a fight, we won’t attract the attention of Singulato, um, so we don’t need to kill this hapless Kunlun Mountain God to silence him.”

While speaking, he pulled out the sword, inserted it in, inserted it in, pulled it out again, and stabbed the standard face like a sieve.

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man said tremblingly: "I have already approved you to come in, why do you still want to kill me? I don't even know who you are."

The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, explained: "If he knows who I am, he will scream out because of too much fear. Don't you know by then? This is a big secret. In order to keep it For this secret, I have to kill you to silence it."

The standard face turned into a sieve said angrily: "Don't pretend to be false, and don't be too self-righteous, you may be known to everyone in the world..."

The voice-over is full of the protagonist's temperament, "I'm actually not famous in the world. Although I've stayed here for a long time and passed through many lifetimes, I've been very low-key in every lifetime. If you don't keep a low profile, you won't be able to. Some guys found out that they can no longer stay here."

The standard face that had turned into a sieve was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "Whether you are famous or unknown in the world, it doesn't make any sense to a great existence like me, because although I hide in the world, my gaze is The vast and infinite world beyond the human world..."

The voice-over is full of the protagonist's temperament, "It seems that you know a lot. Let me tell you the truth, I am actually quite famous outside the world."

The standard face that had turned into a sieve was stunned again, "I've never heard of such a number one character as you, who are you?"

The voice-over, which is full of the temperament of the protagonist, said with some regret: "Well, it seems that your level is too low, so you don't know my existence, then there is no way, it is really unlucky, why do you let me go? This kind of thing happened to me? I said you, if you stay outside well, you have to squeeze into the world, as if you can get some benefits here by squeezing in. There are benefits here , but it’s not just that third-rate characters like you can get it. So, you’re just running for nothing, no, it’s not all for nothing, at least running to die is a big deal, isn’t it. Hey, mountain god, you Good luck, I don’t need to kill you to silence you.”

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man nodded his head like a chicken eating rice, "Yes, yes, thank you, thank you for not killing me, thank you, thank you..."

The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, said: "Don't thank you in advance. If this is the case, I will die in a while. I don't think there will be a whole body left. I don't need to trouble you to send it for burial. But Well, after I die, there will be something left, you can save it for me, and I will ask you to get it in my next life or a certain life after that, and ah, no matter what you see for a while, don’t be too surprised, and don’t think about it Pass it on, because what you see, you will remember and never forget, but you cannot speak."

The black, fat, greasy middle-aged man kept nodding his head no matter what I said in a previous life, and kept saying it was okay.

After the confession, the thick voice-over full of the protagonist's temperament turned around and said to the standard face: "It's a blessing that you have cultivated in countless lifetimes to let me die with you, but someone like you who looks so disgusting Dude, it's really difficult for me to eat. Fortunately, I only need to move my mouth. So, are you ready now? I'm going to start... Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, let me look in the mirror first, Leave a video for my future generations who see this memory. The future generations who are watching this memory, be fully prepared, Dang Dang Dang..."

A mirror suddenly appeared in the field of vision.

There is a familiar face in the mirror, I can see it in the mirror every day!

Your uncle's is my face!

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