Back in 2002 as a doctor

"This kind of person rushed to our house and said that he wanted to apply for a city hukou for us. I knew you would do it."

As Zhou Congwen's father spoke, a smile bloomed on his face.

Of course, the old man is very happy that his son is promising.He looked smug and didn't hide it at all.

Zhou Congwen chuckled and didn't say much.

"God leftover, you are promising, dad is happy, it's your girlfriend... I know that free love is all in the city, and you don't listen to me. Little bastard, you have made up your mind since you were a child, and you will say whatever I say." Do not listen!"

"Speak well, don't swear." Zhou Congwen looked at the old man with a smile.

"How much dowry does the girl want?"

"No." Zhou Congwen said lightly, "And it may not be successful, Dad, don't think too much."

"It's a blessing to marry our Zhou family! My son..."

Zhou Congwen's father was talking when a strange voice came from outside the door.

"You son of a bitch! You bastard is back!"

Chapter 0439

Ugh.

Zhou Congwen sighed.

The friend who took a piss and pulled his tongue off the iron when he was a child is here...

It is estimated that Liu Xiaobie really wanted to see what the real master was like, after all, that incident was too difficult to recall.

"Idiot, it's in the backyard, don't shout." Zhou Congwen squatted on the ground, not thinking about standing up at all.

But when the little friend walked in, Zhou Congwen was stunned.

The last time he came back during the Chinese New Year was the second idiot. He had just hugged his fat son, and he couldn't even close his mouth in joy.My parents looked enviously at the fool's child, and tried not to urge them to find someone to marry quickly so that they could hug their grandson.

It's only been more than half a year since I saw him, and the second fool seems to be a different person.

He became obviously fatter, not like the moon-faced buffalo-back that he took glucocorticoids, nor was he centrally obese, but... Zhou Congwen felt it was so weird that he couldn't describe it.

"You son of a bitch, don't say anything when you come back." The second fool raised his foot and kicked.

Zhou Congwen couldn't get used to this way of greeting, so he dodged ahead of time, but kept his eyes on this little friend.

eccentric!

His voice is a little thin, and his gestures seem to be a lot of shit.

The former fool was as his name suggests, he was so stunned, otherwise he wouldn't have died in the cold to lick the snow.

Seeing his sissy all of a sudden, Zhou Congwen was a little at a loss, did he undergo sex reassignment surgery?Ordinarily not, let alone the countryside, even in the city, not many people can have such "advanced" thoughts.

After looking up and down a few times, Zhou Congwen was sure it wasn't his illusion.

Zhou Congwen stood up, opened his arms, and hugged the fool.

His body was limp, as if he was sick... No, Zhou Congwen immediately felt something was wrong when he hugged the idiot.

This feeling of hugging is so strange, the second fool doesn't look like a farmer at all, with rough skin and thick flesh.The flesh on his body was soft, especially his chest.

Transgender!

Zhou Congwen looked at the fool in surprise.

"Hey, why didn't you tell me when you came back." The second fool stretched out his hand and punched Zhou Congwen on the shoulder.

Well, yes, it was him.

"Go home and have a look, I'm going back soon." Zhou Congwen asked with a smile, "Idiot, why do you feel that you have changed? Are you uncomfortable? Did you go to the hospital to see?"

As soon as he asked about the medical history, Zhou Congwen saw the second fool's face turn red instantly, and he groped around angrily.

"Don't!" Zhou Congwen grabbed his arm.

This guy must be groping for a shovel, pick handle or something like that to beat himself.Alas, why are you so tempered.

"You...you...you..." The second fool's face was flushed red, and he couldn't say a complete sentence.

"I'm a doctor, I'm used to it, I'm used to it, don't be angry." Zhou Congwen quickly confessed, the speed is eye-catching.

"It's not a big deal, let's talk about it." Zhou Congwen's father had a cigarette dangling from the side of his head, squinted his eyes, and carefully picked up the scattered small hair follicles on the chicken skin.

This is chicken stewed with mushrooms for his future daughter-in-law. Zhou Congwen could feel his father's seriousness and concern.

According to what the old man said, it should be a fool who went to see it.

"I'm so familiar with you, I'm still a doctor, tell me what they said." Zhou Congwen stared at the idiot cautiously, for fear that he would suddenly get violent and beat him up.

"Bullshit doctor, it's all nonsense!" the second fool opened his mouth and cursed.

Zhou Congwen had an idea and asked, "Male RX development?"

Er Lengzi was taken aback, "How do you know?"

You can tell by the expression, Zhou Congwen smiled, and patted the second fool on the shoulder, "It's nothing, just a little problem."

As he spoke, Zhou Congwen took out a white ganoderma lucidum and handed one to the fool.

Having said that, Zhou Congwen always felt that something was wrong.

This is a keen perception of the doctor. It doesn't make sense. I can't explain the reason, but I just feel that something is wrong.

Zhou Congwen didn't ask directly, he knew that bastards like Erlangzi couldn't explain clearly.

After smoking a cigarette, the second fool obviously calmed down, as if he had forgotten his illness, and asked Zhou Congwen cheerfully about the affairs in the city.

The two chatted casually, and Zhou Congwen always took advantage of his inattention to carefully look at him and kept telling him what to say.

Zhou Congwen had a lot of experience, and the fool didn't notice anything unusual at all.

It was only ten minutes of asking, from farm work to eating and drinking, and the prodigal son's answer was normal, and there was nothing that might go wrong.

Zhou Congwen frowned gradually.

In fact, many diseases have no cause, or the cause cannot be found out with existing technology, which is why the boss said it is worse.

I don't even know how it came here, and I still think why I didn't, isn't this a dream.

But Zhou Congwen just felt that something was wrong. A man like a fool who is so full of male hormones that his brain is full of muscles should not have male rx development.

"Is our son okay?" Zhou Congwen asked casually, thinking about the illness of the idiot.

"It's really fun!"

Speaking of his son, Er Lengzi laughed out loud, and the joy between his brows and eyes was visible to the naked eye.

"I can already call him Dad, and I can walk with a stagger. I will take him to the field in the spring of next year."

"Where's your wife?"

This can't be said about us, if you say it, I'm afraid that the fool will have to fight himself desperately.

"Alas." Speaking of his daughter-in-law, Er Lengzi sighed in distress.

"What's wrong?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"I had an abortion some time ago. How about an only child? I don't want to have a son after I have one. But I can't help it. It's a shame to have a child after I'm pregnant." The second fool said with his head bowed.

"Take measures, you haven't taken measures all the time, have you?" Zhou Congwen bumped the fool with his elbow.

"Later on, I don't like wearing condoms."

"Alright, let your daughter-in-law take medicine."

"She vomits after eating, otherwise there would be no miscarriage." The second fool was a little sad, picked up a small stick on the ground and scratched it.

"Now I have no choice but to wear a condom." Zhou Congwen said with a smile.

"No, if she can't eat it, I'll eat it."

"..."

Zhou Congwen was stunned for a moment.

It was so!

Oral contraceptives for men are also available, but I don’t know if they are available in China. Even if they are available, they are definitely not something that fools can buy.

He really dares to eat anything!

That's the contraceptive pill for women! !

What a tiger! ! !

Countless exclamation marks popped up in Zhou Congwen's heart, and he was inexplicably surprised.

"Idiot, are you taking the medicine your wife is taking?" Zhou Congwen confirmed again.

"Yeah, it's very useful. I've been fine since I finished eating." The second fool replied.

"..." Zhou Congwen was really dumbfounded.

It's no wonder that the idiot, who is full of male hormones, turns into a mother. It turns out that it's because of the contraceptive pill.

This stuff!

Zhou Congwen couldn't laugh or cry.

Chapter 0440 is really a man who dares to lick iron

Zhou Congwen looked at the second fool for a while, speechless.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Idiot, do you know that contraceptive pills are for women?"

"According to you, anti-inflammatory drugs are also divided into men and women?" the second fool asked foolishly.

The bar is fine, the absolute bar is fine!

Zhou Congwen didn't expect that the boy's playmate had such attributes, so he glared at the idiot, "Are you a doctor or I am a doctor!"

"But you have to be reasonable." The second fool stared back.

"What I said is the truth!" Zhou Congwen stood up and kicked the second idiot on the ass, "Go home and quit this medicine, or the next time I come back your breasts will be bigger than your wife's. When the time comes Holding you for milk!"

"..." The second fool was taken aback.

"Do you know what's in that medicine?" Zhou Congwen asked.

The two fools shook their heads.

"So, if you eat for a long time, you will become a woman."

"!!!"

Zhou Congwen did not start with the ingredients of compound short-acting oral contraceptives and compound long-acting contraceptives. No matter what kind of contraceptives, the main ingredients of the drugs are estrogen and progesterone.

He also didn't tell the fool that the contraceptive pill mainly suppresses ovulation, changes the viscous properties of the cervix, changes the shape and function of the endometrium, and changes the function of the fallopian tubes to play a contraceptive role.

In a word, if you eat too much, you will become a woman, which is more useful than anything else.

The second fool was dumbfounded, he touched his chest subconsciously.

"What the hell is going on, you still eat, you still eat! You're a fucking bastard." Zhou Congwen scolded.

The second idiot didn't reply, but clicked his mouth, looking a little dazed.

In his world, birth control pills are meant to prevent pregnancy, is it the same for men and women?

"Do you remember?" Zhou Congwen asked fiercely.

He felt a little emotional, if only he could do the same in Jianghai City for doctor-patient communication.It's a pity that I have to spend a lot of talking on that side.

"Remember it." The second fool still had basic trust in Zhou Congwen, he said dejectedly.

Looking at the expression of the second fool, Zhou Congwen asked, "What are you thinking?"

"God leftover, do you think I'll be fine? If I don't take medicine."

"It'll be fine after a while, what a mess you've made yourself! You're really good at stuffing anything into your mouth." Zhou Congwen said bitterly.

"I'm not...it's not..."