Back in 2002 as a doctor
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Er Lengzi wanted to explain a few words, but he couldn't get the words out of his mouth.
"So fierce? Why don't you notice it normally. Have you taken gunpowder?" Liu Xiaobie's voice came from behind.
"I'm used to it." Zhou Congwen wanted to kick him hard again, "Bie, this is the friend who licked iron when I was young."
"Idiot, this is my girlfriend."
Zhou Congwen gave a brief introduction, the second idiot belongs to the kind of man whose eyes are not straight when he first sees Liu Xiaobie.He greeted Liu Xiaobie dejectedly, and ran back without eating.
Liu Xiaobie originally wanted to see this guy more, after all, with Zhou Congwen's previous foreshadowing, she was particularly interested in the current living conditions of the second fool.
It's a pity that the fool can run faster than a rabbit.
"What's the matter?" Liu Xiaobie asked in surprise.
Zhou Congwen froze for a moment about what happened, and said with a wry smile, "This is the first time I have encountered such a thing."
"It really is a man who dares to lick iron, amazing!" Liu Xiaobie stretched out his thumb and praised.
"Don't make trouble." Zhou Congwen said lightly, "What are you talking about with Mom?"
"Tell me about your childhood, so you were so naughty back then, but why couldn't you climb trees?" Liu Xiaobie asked.
It doesn't seem to matter, Zhou Congwen didn't bother to answer Liu Xiaobie's words, and helped his parents cook.
As soon as Liu Xiaobie stretched out his hand, Zhou Congwen's mother "invited" him into the house. Zhou Congwen belonged to some superfluous person before the small stove.
The firewood, iron pan, and chicken stewed with mushrooms were done just right, and the smell of mushrooms came out, so Liu Xiaobie almost squatted aside with a bowl in his mouth and waited.
After eating, it was already dark, Zhou Congwen pushed the bowl away, "Dad, Mom, Xiao Bie and I will go for a walk."
"Where are we going in the middle of the night?" Zhou Congwen's mother gave him a sidelong glance.
Zhou Congwen's father kicked her lightly, and said with a smile, "Go, go."
I glanced at the time, but at 07:30 in the evening, the home and the city seemed to be two different time and space.
Zhou Congwen was used to the bright lights in the city, and he missed the night in his hometown, so he took Liu Xiaobie out.
The road at night was particularly difficult to walk, but Zhou Congwenshun brought a flashlight for illumination.
"Zhou Congwen, no, it's a leftover." Liu Xiaobie picked up another joke, and laughed to himself.
"Speak well." Zhou Congwen said helplessly.
"You took me to a dark place, you didn't take the opportunity to take advantage of me." Liu Xiaobie asked while looking up at the starry sky.
"How many times have I said it, I'm tired of it." Zhou Congwen said contemptuously, "I'll take you to see the stars at night, it's rare."
"That's true." Liu Xiaobie said, "When I was in the United States, I drove to see the stars and almost got lost in the desert."
"Light pollution is too serious in modern society. When I was in college, I could rarely see stars at school." Zhou Congwen walked in front with one foot deep and one foot shallow, "Now when you look up, there are many stars. Go further Walking outside, you can see the Milky Way, which is very beautiful.”
"Oh? Have you tried climbing up a tree?"
"I...can't climb trees." Zhou Congwen told Liu Xiaobie the truth helplessly, "It's not that I can't. When I was young, I almost fell to my death when digging out a bird's nest. I don't dare anymore. Now I'm still a little afraid of heights, so go a little higher. I'm all scared."
"Then you haven't been to an amusement park?" Liu Xiaobie asked in surprise, looking at Zhou Congwen as if seeing an alien.
"A roller coaster? No." Zhou Congwen shook his head, "How can I get on that kind of deadly thing, can't I live well?"
"You're just too cowardly, show off the aura you're talking to the idiot."
Zhou Congwen thought for a while, then smiled, "I have a psychological advantage over the idiot."
Liu Xiaobie thought of Zhou Congwen's so-called psychological advantage, and laughed out loud, and his voice spread far away.The local dogs in the village howled when they heard the sound, as if they were laughing at Zhou Congwen and the second fool.
Zhou Congwen didn't go far. He came to the parking lot at the head of the village and looked up at the night sky.A bright river of stars streaked across the night, extremely gorgeous.
"Here, how beautiful."
"Zhou Congwen, why are you so literary? The little bourgeois is moaning without illness, wouldn't it be nice to have some time to earn some money?" Liu Xiaobie said contemptuously.
"Make money, make money, how do you know how to make money every day." Zhou Congwen said lightly, "Looking at the stars and..."
"Don't mention morality to me, how much is that thing per catty?"
Chapter 0441 Under the Stars
Liu Xiaobie climbed up a big poplar tree two or three times, sat on the branch and looked down.
"Zhou Congwen, come up!"
"Liu Xiaobie, come down!"
"Boring." Liu Xiaobie said contemptuously, "The scenery above is particularly beautiful, and the distance to the stars is closer, don't you like to look at the stars?"
Zhou Congwen climbed onto the cover of the 4500 and sat down cross-legged, just like sitting on the top of his own kang, looking up at the stars and the pretty Liu Xiaobie.
"It's really good." Liu Xiaobie looked at Xinghe Brilliant.
"When I get home later, my mother will definitely bring out the family heirloom for you, so don't ask for it." Zhou Congwen said softly.
"Stingy you, what does the old lady have to do with you if she wants to give me a gold bracelet?"
"Who told you about the gold bracelet?" Zhou Congwen asked.
"Isn't it a family heirloom? Could it be a jade pendant, a hairpin, etc. handed down from the ancestors?" Liu Xiaobie looked down at Zhou Congwen curiously.
"Do you know what malted milk is?" Zhou Congwen laughed.
"Of course I know, I often drank it when I was young, okay?"
"I don't have that kind of food. Seven or eight years ago, I was not in college. When I was in the third year of high school, my relatives came to give me two cans of malted milk. My mother regarded it as a family heirloom. I just made a cup for me at that time. That's all."
"Zhou Congwen, you're a big liar!" Liu Xiaobie scolded with a smile, swinging her calf.
"I didn't lie to you, you thought so." Zhou Congwen shrugged, leaned directly on the front windshield of the 4500 and looked at the starry sky with his hands on his pillow, "It's a family heirloom, and I haven't finished drinking it yet. My mother made me a cup, and I had diarrhea after drinking it."
"The old lady is really good at it." Liu Xiaobie said, "Guess what my mother is so rare?"
"I don't know, no, she must be the most rare thing about you."
"Cut, that's not true." Liu Xiaobie curled his lips, swaying his calf, as if swinging in the night sky, "Have you ever eaten cream cake?"
"Not really." Zhou Congwen said honestly, "When I was a child, cream cakes were so expensive, and I could only see them through the window every time I went to the county to go to the market, but at that time, my family didn't spend much money for a month, and it was said that they needed national food stamps. "
"One year I was going to celebrate my birthday." Liu Xiaobie recalled, "Half a month in advance, I saw my mother brought back a cream cake and secretly put it away. I thought at the time, this must be a gift Mine, I plan to take it out on my birthday, and give me a surprise."
Zhou Congwen smiled slightly, Liu Xiaobie's words were full of bourgeois taste, it's a shame that this guy had the face to talk about himself just now.
Birthday cake, and a surprise.But listening to Liu Xiaobie's tone of voice, it is estimated that Jing must be shocked, but Xi is not at all.
"I go up to the top every day to look at the cream cake, and I never get tired of looking at it." Liu Xiaobie said full of nostalgia, "Then I secretly lifted the hard plastic cover and dipped my fingers in it. "
"Just dip it once a day, it's really sweet and greasy, and the taste of margarine is countless times better than the current whipped cream cake."
Zhou Congwen could hear the drooling soundtrack from Liu Xiaobie's voice.
"Then, you were not beaten to death, right?" Zhou Congwen asked with a smile, "If you were dead, were you wearing red clothes?"
"Boring, you are a doctor who is always a ghost." Liu Xiaobie gave Zhou Congwen a blank look, "Later, when my mother was carrying the cake and was going to give gifts, she found out that she beat me up first, and beat me to death. .That day is my birthday."
"and then?"
"I regret it. I didn't kill him anyway. If I knew it wasn't mine, I wouldn't be able to kill me. I'll eat the cake!"
"Hahaha." Zhou Congwen laughed loudly, and his voice was heard far away in the wilderness, and the local dogs in the village echoed him.
"Margarine cake is not delicious, but it was a real luxury when I was a child.
At that time, my mother’s monthly salary was 52.5 yuan, an ordinary margarine cake cost 10 yuan, and some famous brand cakes cost 20 yuan each. "
"I've seen it before, and the good thing is that it's basically hard to put it away." Zhou Congwen said, "I went to the county market, and the cakes I saw in the mall have been put away for at least two years!"
"When I went abroad, I was in Shanghai. The first time I saw Coca-Cola, I didn't want to drink it at three yuan and a bottle. Now I don't even bother to drink it in front of my eyes. Life is really interesting."
Liu Xiaobie looked at Yinhe and whispered.
Zhou Congwen did not expect that at the end of the last century, a bottle of Coca-Cola was only [-] yuan. At that time, it was really huge profits.
It seems that Coke has not exceeded this price in the future.
At that time, pork should cost 1.8 cents a catty.
In this way, Coca-Cola was indeed a luxury in that era.
"It's disgusting to eat caviar now. It seems that I can't find the fun I had when I was a child. But making money is fun. Zhou Congwen, do you know that every time I complete a transaction, I feel that I am the chosen one in this world."
"You are the Chosen One when you think of me." Zhou Congwen added.
"Mascot, are you sure you can't come up to accept the baptism of starlight?"
"It's so nice to be down there, lying down comfortably, and the wind is strong up there. It's very cold up there."
"Is there anything weird in your house?" Liu Xiaobie asked after a long silence.
"Rarely, they are all gifts. For example, canned fruit, the lid is already rusty, I don't know how many times each family has carried it, left hand to right hand, right hand to left hand, just don't eat it. Tell me, isn't this a waste? .”
"A little bit." Liu Xiaobie leaned against the tree trunk, "When I was young..."
Liu Xiaobie talked for a long time, Zhou Congwen listened quietly, the smile on the corner of his mouth was like a crescent moon in the sky, gentle and gentle.
"Zhou Congwen, I'm sleepy, tell me a story."
"Go back to sleep when you're sleepy." Zhou Congwen looked at Yinhe and said lightly, "How grown up, I still want to coax you to sleep."
"Hey, it's not that someone is naughty today, my neck..."
"Shut up!" Zhou Congwen stopped Liu Xiaobie's words loudly, and the voice was a little louder, which caused the local dog in the village to growl.
"Tell me something interesting about your hospital."
"The hospital, besides being busy, is still busy. Every day, I see the same doctor and perform the same surgery. The patients I come into contact with are all kinds of strange things, but generally speaking, it's a very boring job."
"You don't need to spend 8000 million to have an operation. I always think that the hospital should be very interesting."
"Means nothing."
"Zhou Congwen, can you see farther when riding on me? By the way, you are quite..."
"Bie, would you like to listen to shit and shit?" Zhou Congwen asked cowardly.
"Let's talk, life is alive, eating, drinking and sleeping, nothing can be solved." Liu Xiaobie said with a smile, "My heart is clean, I don't feel dirty."
"There used to be an outpatient doctor in our chest department who was transferred from a military doctor. We called him Colonel Wang."
"Colonel? Is it that tall?"
"Certainly not. I don't know what his job is. Others call him Senior Colonel Wang, and I also call him Senior Colonel Wang. Later, he was kicked out by Wang Chengfa, because Senior Colonel Wang has a lot of patients in the outpatient clinic every day."
"How bad is the patient?"
"From the director's point of view, it's not good to have someone who is stronger than him." Zhou Congwen smiled, "It's like Sun Quan's persuasion you said this afternoon. It sounds like an inspirational story. In fact, in private, Lu Meng I don’t know what to be afraid of.”
"Yes, you continue."
"Opposite the Chest Clinic is the Urology Clinic. Colonel Wang works on weekends every week, and has a day off from Monday to Friday. We will go for him." Zhou Congwen recalled what happened last year with a friendly smile on his face.
"I don't like the urology clinic, because they pick up phimosis for children almost every day. The child is crying hoarsely. Even if there is a patient in the clinic, I will take a leave with the patient."
"Zhou Congwen, you are really promising."
"I can't help it. I'm terrified when the child cries. Don't interrupt, I'll forget what happened last year if I don't talk about it."
Liu Xiaobie really followed the good advice, silently listening to Zhou Congwen's storytelling.
"One day I had a classmate who came to see a doctor. He was young and had prostatitis. He wanted to get prostatic fluid. When there were no patients in the afternoon, I sent him to the urology clinic. It was a very simple operation. But after a few minutes, I heard Go behind the curtain in the urology clinic and the sound is wrong."
"You two are at the opposite door? Then it's seven or eight meters away." Liu Xiaobie asked.
"Yes, and there was a draft, and a foul smell wafted over. I hurried to take a look, and saw the urology doctor's face full of shit, he was already dazed, and I probably didn't know where he was."
"That classmate of mine was lying on the bed, with his ass pouted, and still spraying... Alas." Zhou Congwen sighed deeply.
Liu Xiaobie didn't interrupt Zhou Congwen's words, as if he was thinking about that weird scene.
"Anyway, it was a mess at the time, so I quickly closed the door, apologized to the urologist, and took my classmate to the bathroom. Not to mention, it was all done, and my classmate was crying all the time. A young boy, crying very sadly. "
"I asked him later, and he said that he didn't expect the prostatic fluid to be so scary. He said that the urologist put on gloves and asked him to stick his butt up, and then he felt the chrysanthemum cool."
"It hurts a bit at first, but there's a weird feeling when the urologist moves his fingers in the rectum."
"Didn't you take the nine-year compulsory education well? It was mentioned in the junior high school physiology and hygiene class." Liu Xiaobie interjected.
"It's always shallow on paper."
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