Back in 2002 as a doctor
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"speak English."
"Can what is written in the book be the same as what I personally experienced?" Zhou Congwen said with a smile, "My classmate was having diarrhea for the past two days, and he was nervous when he took the prostatic fluid, but he still felt it.
After a shiver, the anal sphincter relaxes, and the intestinal tract also changes, and loose stools and watery stools are sprayed everywhere. "
"Tsk tsk."
"Farewell, I've summed up this matter."
"You conclude? What is there to summarize?" Liu Xiaobie was surprised, "Could it be that you are interested in taking prostatic fluid?"
"Don't make trouble." Zhou Congwen said lightly, "There are mainly a few points. First, you must not take prostatic fluid when you have diarrhea; second, the urologist is a young doctor. He didn't find his position properly. He should stand by the patient's side." front or side."
"You mean that the old doctors in the Department of Urology have been sprayed, and they are rich and full of life experience."
"Why do you think good words don't sound good when you say them out of your mouth?" Zhou Congwen was helpless.
But Zhou Congwen knew that he really meant it.
"Just to translate your words." Liu Xiaobie smiled and looked down at Zhou Congwen, "Zhou Congwen, you have a lot of experience in medicine."
"..."
"Anymore?"
"Our department is with the anorectal department. It seems that the anorectal department will move out recently."
"Huh? Why do you think you're reluctant?" Liu Xiaobie asked strangely.
"It's gone, but the patients in the anorectal department are more leisurely and interesting. For example, what they care about is the quantity and quality of tuba every day. Every morning at 5 o'clock, everyone queues up to go to the toilet and use traditional Chinese medicine and warm water. The butt scene was spectacular."
"Is it useful?"
"You also have hemorrhoids?" Zhou Congwen looked up at Liu Xiaobie, his eyes showed the desire to have an operation.
"Get out! This is the courtesy of the person who listens to the story. If you want to look at me with that look again, believe it or not..."
"Let me go on, listen carefully." Zhou Congwen immediately changed the subject, "Patients in the anorectal department wake up every morning and walk in the corridors wearing skirts changed from hospital uniforms. Once a patient with intercostal neuralgia came to the doctor early in the morning. , entered the ward, and almost had a myocardial infarction without being frightened."
"Hahaha."
Liu Xiaobie laughed.
This sentence is very visual.
In the early morning, it was still daylight, and there were more than a dozen people in the corridor wearing uniform hospital dresses and walking around in weird postures like zombies.
It's really scary.
"They line up to go to the toilet, and after they come out, they will discuss among the patients. For example, how is the quality of the stool today, whether it hurts or not. But we also find it annoying, because there are anorectal patients queuing outside the bathroom in the morning. , we need to go to another ward to go to the bathroom.”
"Then you still don't want them."
"Sometimes the anorectal doctor has something to do, and I help change the dressing. When I see a patient with skin, I ask him if he takes it. Then I pull the rubber band inside and whip him."
"..." Liu Xiaobie was speechless.
"Are you familiar with it? It's like a friend. It's quite fulfilling to treat this kind of disease that will definitely be cured. It's not like our chest disease."
"It's really an ugly formula for finding the root of a quadratic equation in one variable." Liu Xiaobie said contemptuously.
"What?" Zhou Congwen was puzzled.
"You don't understand after I've said it. I'm sleepy. If you keep talking, I'll fall asleep soon." Liu Xiaobie's voice became softer and softer.
Today there is only a crescent moon, and the galaxy is as bright as a beautiful brocade.
Zhou Congwen was leaning on the windshield of the car below, and Liu Xiaobie was leaning on the tree trunk above, chatting softly, talking about the past.
The wind was very light, and the night was very quiet. Even the local dogs in the village were quiet, afraid of disturbing the two of them chatting.
I don't know where to say it, the two of them lost their voice and just fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, Zhou Congwen dreamed that he was sitting on the kang and warming himself by the fire, wearing a quilt. The warmth made people feel very happy.
Half asleep and half awake, Liu Xiaobie suddenly called softly, "Congwen."
Zhou Congwen was taken aback, the girl on the tree had never called her by her full name——Zhou Congwen, she had never called herself so affectionately.Zhou Congwen would not be surprised if he called himself a son of a bitch, but a sentence from Congwen...
What's going on here?
Zhou Congwen looked up and saw Liu Xiaobie standing on a branch with one foot as if he was about to ride the wind to go home.
This picture is so familiar, Zhou Congwen was taken aback for a moment. The reason why he was familiar with it was because he had seen similar pictures countless times in the system space of his previous life, but the tree on the opposite side was not a big poplar tree but a skill tree, and the tree on the branch was not Liu Xiaobie but It's the little white fox in the system.
Is this... a dream?
Zhou Congwen stared blankly at Liu Xiaobie, under the moonlight, her figure seemed to melt into the brilliance, it was hard to tell which was the moon and which was her.
"Are you willing to die for me?" Liu Xiaobie asked lightly.
"No." Zhou Congwen replied subconsciously.
"I will."
"..." Zhou Congwen looked at Liu Xiaobie who was about to dance, and a thought flashed in his heart.
"You are as stupid as a donkey in the production team." Liu Xiaobie lowered his head and smiled sweetly, full of charm.
"I was originally the donkey of the production team, grinding round and round, there was no way."
"Turn it well." Liu Xiaobie "fell" on the branch like catkins, Zhou Congwen had an illusion that she had become the little white fox in the system space.
Shivering, Zhou Congwen woke up from his sleep, his clothes were half wet, and he didn't know how long he had slept.
"Baby?"
Zhou Congwen looked up at the branch, Liu Xiaobie was sleeping soundly, like a leaf, dancing gently with the wind, but never falling down.
And the system panel in the upper right corner of the field of vision flickered weakly. Where did the skill tree come from, where did the little white fox come from, it turned out to be just a dream.
Chapter 0442
After sleeping outside all night, Zhou Congwen felt a little tired, but seeing Liu Xiaobie was full of energy.
Zhou Congwen really suspected that Liu Xiaobie didn't go to America to study, but ran to a deserted island to survive in the wilderness.In terms of physical fitness, he was comparable to Mr. Pei.
When I got home to chat with my parents, Zhou Congwen left 1000 yuan after lunch and left.
It took several hours to return to Jianghai City.
"Zhou Congwen, what's for dinner?" Liu Xiaobie asked.
"Why do you ask this every time? I'm not interested in eating." Zhou Congwen said lightly, "Go to Keli first, and go home when there's nothing else to do."
"How do you feel that you spend more time in the department than at home? This is the legendary "taking the department as home."
"Yes, take science as your home, treat patients like relatives."
"speak politely."
"This is the realm, you don't understand. Are you going?" Zhou Congwen asked.
"Go and have a look." Liu Xiaobie followed behind Zhou Congwen with a smile, raised his fist the moment he saw his hands behind his back.
But Zhou Congwen didn't bow his waist, and touched his hands behind him, as if sensing something, he hung down automatically and strode into the hospital.
When I came to the doctor's office, there was the sound of crying.
Zhou Congwen shook his head.
"Your department is very busy."
"The hospital is like this, there is no way." Zhou Congwen said, "When we returned home, there were no patients who were dying, so we probably just admitted them."
While talking, Zhou Congwen walked into the doctor's office.
Both Li Ran and Shen Lang were there. Li Ran asked about the medical history with a serious and weird expression, while Shen Lang listened with his ears pricked up.
Um?Something seemed wrong, Zhou Congwen looked the patient up and down.
The patient is a woman in her 40s, wearing a dress with small floral patterns, which looks quite avant-garde, or the kind of dress 20 years ago, which is a bit rustic.
Soil to the extreme is avant-garde.
The woman was crying strangely, tears were falling down, but Zhou Congwen didn't feel that she was particularly sad.
But she wasn't howling like a mourner. The tears were falling down, but it was contrary to her emotions. Anyway, she looked very strange.
Zhou Congwen remained calm, came to his seat by the window and sat down.
Seeing Zhou Congwen coming back, Shen Lang winked and came to sit beside him, but he didn't whisper to Zhou Congwen to explain what happened.
Several people watched with cold eyes, Li Ran waited for the patient to calm down a little, and began to communicate with her.
"Doctor, I'm so unlucky. Don't laugh at me for raising so many beasts." The woman wiped her tears with her sleeves and said.
"No." Li Ran said with a serious and weird expression, "Hurry up your family, so that we can talk about it and discuss it. We have time for surgery on the weekend."
"En." The middle-aged woman nodded repeatedly.
Seeing that there were more people in the room, especially Zhou Congwen and Liu Xiaobie who were wearing casual clothes, she also felt that it was inconvenient to talk, so she left and went back to the ward.
"What's going on?" Zhou Congwen asked after waiting for ten seconds as the patient left.
"A patient admitted today is 45 years old and divorced." Li Ran introduced with a serious expression, "There are three daughters who are not around. Usually these children are not good to her, and they don't contribute to the hospitalization fee."
"Oh." Zhou Congwen nodded, "If we have financial difficulties, we can do it ourselves. It saves Professor Chen's 3000 quick money flying knife fee, and it should be better. Don't use it if you don't need it during the operation. Two straight line cuts and sutures device..."
"Congwen, what are you thinking, the point is that none of her three daughters support her." Shen Lang interrupted Zhou Congwen.
Zhou Congwen looked at the problem from the perspective of a typical doctor and a straight man. He only thought about how to solve the problem, and it was still from a medical point of view, and he didn't want to pay attention to the family affairs of the patient at all.
"It's said to raise children to guard against old age." Liu Xiaobie said with a frown, "It's nothing like that."
"I can't help it. The children are not around, and they suddenly said that they are going to have an operation. If they don't come together for a while, they will probably be back soon." Zhou Congwen said.
"Congwen, we've seen a lot of children who don't care for the elderly." Shen Lang sighed, "Although the patient has not reached fifty, he is still a parent after all. Even if he has no money, he must come back and take a look."
"Didn't you just go to the hospital today?"
"She said she called the children, but she couldn't get in touch with one of them, the other didn't answer the page, and the other answered the factory's call, saying that she was going to ask for leave. Who knows."
The pager is not very easy to use, Zhou Congwen thought with a smile.
But this is all the patient's business, he is not interested in short things about his parents, unlike Shen Lang who is very interested in it.
"The patient said that she eloped with her husband and came to the grand team next to us. After giving birth to three children in five or six years, her husband ran away with others and never came back."
"It's so miserable!" Liu Xiaobie was surprised.
"It took a lot of hard work to bring up the three daughters, and it seems that because of the only child, I paid a lot of fines, and my life is not good. When the child grows up, he wants to enjoy some blessings, but no one cares about her."
Shen Lang sighed while talking.
"Where are her films, I'll take a look." Zhou Congwen said.
"Congwen, what I'm talking about is not a disease. She has a small nodule in the upper lobe of her right lung. There is nothing wrong with it. Just cut it off after surgery and it's over." Shen Lang gave Zhou Congwen a contemptuous look, "I just think her child What they did was wrong."
"Well, has the director watched the movie?" Zhou Congwen didn't answer Shen Lang's words at all, and the two parallel lines of thinking would never cross.
Seeing that Zhou Congwen's focus was always on the film and on the small lung nodules, Shen Lang also felt bored and had nothing in common with him.
"My neighbor is the same. The child works in the south. It is said that he earns a lot, but he has no time. He didn't come back from the operation some time ago, and the old couple cried every day." Liu Xiaobie echoed.
Shen Lang immediately felt that Liu Xiaobie was more humane than Zhou Congwen, not a piece of wood.
"That's it, I'll explain everything that needs to be explained." Li Ran turned to look at Zhou Congwen, and said with a serious face that was three parts cold, three parts mocking, three parts careless, and one part contemptuous.
"Who is on duty today, why are you all here?" Zhou Congwen asked.
"I'm on duty." Li Ran raised his hand, pulled the corner of his mouth upwards, and grinned.
"I'll stay and watch the fun." Shen Lang sighed, "Man, it's true. That's why I said I don't want to get married and don't want children. I have raised the child for so many years, and I can't even take a look at it during the final operation. What's the use."
Zhou Congwen smiled, Shen Lang started to be literary again, a typical little bourgeois hypocrisy.
Raising children for old age really depends on luck.
"Dong Dong Dong~"
There was a knock on the door, and a girl in her early twenties stood timidly at the door, "Is Wang Meijuan's attending doctor here?"
Chapter 0443 Rashomon
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