Back in 2002 as a doctor

Talking about it, talking about hemorrhoids, the young salesman felt very at a loss, he lowered his head, looked at the bowls and chopsticks on the table, and didn't dare to look at Director Han, for fear that he might make a mistake and give this guy to him. trouble.

"Do you know why you have diarrhea?" Director Han asked with a smile.

"Huh?" The young salesman completely lost himself.

Didn't he want to talk about medicine? Why did Director Han talk about hemorrhoids and diarrhea?

Chapter 1127

Just now he said to give himself a chance, why did he ask about diarrhea now, what exactly is he going to do.

Could it be that Han Chu has other hobbies?What are you implying yourself here?

The young salesman began to get nervous involuntarily.

If that's the case, I have to escape with the fastest speed.

"Just to ask you directly, why do you have a spicy feeling in the anal area after eating chili; but you don't have a similar feeling after eating salty and sweet food?"

"..." The young salesman was sweating more and more.

Zhou Congwen saw that the young salesman was so nervous that his shirt was wet with sweat, so he said with a smile, "Because spicy is pain, not taste."

"..."

The young salesman was taken aback, and glanced at Zhou Congwen, still at a loss.

"Professor Zhou is right, spicy is pain, not taste." Director Han said leisurely, "Now go back and tell me what the five flavors are."

The topic went around in a circle, and finally returned to the topic.

The young salesman had a sore nose and almost cried.

Director Han is much more sinister than the school's teachers. He said so much, just to pick out a mistake in his words just now.

"Don't try to refute me, if you say that there are taste receptors in the anus, don't you have to taste shit every day?" Director Han sarcastically sarcastically.

Xiao Kai sighed deeply in his heart, and lowered his head naturally.

He can generally control his emotions, unless he can't help it.

Now is the situation that is really unbearable.

Xiao Kai has encountered similar situations many times when young salesmen come to pressure money to pay the bill. After all, he is the vice president in charge of the clinic, and it is not uncommon for more salesmen to ask him to do things.

Paying the bill and spending money also depends on people's facial expressions, and you can't spend what you want.

If someone does not want to pay the bill for those who do things, Xiao Kai will be very upset and ask Director Ji to negotiate or negotiate by himself.

A couple of times... a couple of times were particularly unpleasant.

But the way Han Chu refused was to scold people in a different way, or from the perspective of the young salesman's own business, scolding him speechless.

Although the young salesman seemed innocent, when Xiao Kai thought of the irreversible kidney damage, his sympathy for him was almost zero.

So he just lowered his head and didn't look at it.

"Hahaha." Zhou Congwen laughed, "Forget it, go back, young man."

The young salesman almost cried when he was scolded, but he held back, as if he wanted to say something.

"Go back and look up some information from the World Health Organization, which is related to the ingredients of Fengming Xiehuo Wan." Zhou Congwen said, "After reading it, you will know why Director Han is angry. It's not against you. Director Han is very fair. , only for things and not for people.”

Director Han smiled, Professor Zhou was really harmonious in doing things.

"Go back first, and you don't need to pay the bill." Zhou Congwen continued, "Even if Director Han gives you a chance, if you can find relevant information within 3 days and bring it to Director Han, you can still ask for sales. Let’s talk about Fengming Xihuowan when the time comes.”

The young salesman glanced at Director Han and then at Zhou Congwen.

"Go, if you can find the information and think you are right, come to me." Director Han said with a smile.

His eyes were narrowed, he was harmless to humans and animals, no one could see that he had just scolded the young salesman in an extremely sinister way.

Since Director Han gave him a way to survive, the young salesman did not insist.

He wiped his sweat, then stood up, bowed deeply to Director Han, and just about to leave, he turned around and bowed to Zhou Congwen again.

Seeing the young salesman leave, Zhou Congwen smiled and said, "Director Han, good joke!"

"I've wanted to scold them for a long time." Director Han said contemptuously.

"But there's a little problem with your logic."

"Huh? What's the problem." Director Han was surprised that Zhou Congwen was interested in what he just cursed.

But Zhou Congwen is not only interested, but also seems to be particularly interested.

"To be precise, there are no sweet and salty taste buds in the anus. I remember that there are special receptors in many places in the body, and there are receptors for specific tastes on the blood vessels."

"..."

"..."

Director Han and Xiao Kai were startled.

What did Professor Zhou say?

"!!!"

The two were astonished.

Professor Zhou Congwen Zhou is really good at driving, and it is a flying topic when he is easy to use.

This passage must have molested the young and beautiful equipment nurse on the operating table countless times. When he said it, he was extremely skilled and looked very serious, just like an academic seminar.

A beast in clothes, Zhou Congwen is really a beast in clothes, Director Han and Dean Xiao thought to themselves.

"Why do you look at me like that?" Zhou Congwen frowned.

"Professor Zhou, it's fine to talk about this kind of joke with the little nurse, but...hahaha, don't be too explicit. Some time ago, Wen Yuan was driving on the operating table, and was complained by a little nurse who just arrived."

Director Han said with a smile.

"Complain...she...what did he say?" Zhou Congwen was also very helpless.

"I just drove normally, and I didn't say anything too much." Director Han couldn't help being happy.

"and after?"

"I called all the people over and asked Wen Yuan to apologize to the little nurse. Now the post-[-]s generation has a very bad temper."

Zhou Congwen smiled slightly. The post-00s still have a temper?That is the temper you have never seen after [-].

"Professor Zhou, you must be cautious about your meme. If you meet an old nurse, everyone will talk and laugh... Hahaha."

"What I said is true." Zhou Congwen was also helpless, shrugging his shoulders and explaining.

"What?"

"It's true." Zhou Congwen said, "When I was in college, I looked through the literature and saw an article saying that eggs have a taste."

"!!!"

After confirming that Zhou Congwen didn't drive, but came to the truth, Director Han and Xiao Kai were as confused as the young salesman just now.

He actually came for real!

"It's mainly salty, so I talked to my brothers in the dormitory. Everyone was very curious. In the spirit of evidence-based medicine, we tried soaking eggs in soy sauce."

"..."

Zhou Congwen started the car, the speed was really fast, the wind was whizzing, even old drivers like Director Han and Dean Xiao couldn't keep up with the rhythm.

From a young salesman selling Fengming Xiehuo Pills, he talked about soaking eggs in soy sauce in an instant, and he also said seriously that in the spirit of evidence-based medicine, he actually wanted to come true.

To say the least, you have to be talented.

Professor Zhou's talent in nonsense does not seem to be lower than that in surgery.

Chapter 1128

"Still don't believe it?" Zhou Congwen looked at Xiao Kai and Han Chu and asked.

"I believe it, I believe it, isn't it okay?" Director Han said helplessly.

"What I said is true, since you don't believe it..."

"Come on, Professor Zhou, eggs soaked in soy sauce, you continue to talk, it's quite interesting." Director Han said quickly.

"It's not interesting." Zhou Congwen raised his eyebrows and said, "There are eight people in our dormitory, only two of them 'tasted' the taste of soy sauce."

This is an article published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences in 2013.

"Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences" is not an ordinary journal. It is as famous as Nature and Science in the industry, and it is one of the most cited comprehensive discipline documents.

Specifically, this experiment was a joke made by Zhou Congwen's students, but that's another story.

Now that group of bastards are still in junior high school, Zhou Congwen has no interest in going to them now, pretending to be the old man with a white beard.

"Paper?" Xiao Kai's eyes lit up.

Recently, he is writing an article with Yuan Qingyao, just to kill himself at least as the second author after it is published in The Lancet.

So when he heard that the paper was published in a prestigious journal like Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, he immediately became interested.

"Well, the paper in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences said that there are two kinds of taste receptors on eggs that can receive umami and sweet tastes."

"This..." Director Han was surprised and wanted to laugh, but felt that what Zhou Congwen said was ridiculous.

Even if he was as experienced as Han Chu, cunning and experienced like a big bad wolf that had been hungry for three days and three nights, he couldn't tell whether Zhou Congwen was telling the truth or not.

"However, some scholars pointed out that just because boys have taste receptors in their eggs, it does not mean that they can really taste the taste. Because there are no taste buds that can transmit signals to the brain, taste receptors and taste buds are two concepts. , let me point it out first, don't call me a liar then."

In fact, neither Director Han nor Xiao Kai knew much about receptors and taste buds.

Physiology, pathophysiology and so on have long been returned to the university teacher, and now I can hardly remember anything.

"In fact, the essence of taste is that the taste receptors are transmitted to the brain through the taste conduction pathway, and the taste receptors are taste buds. And taste buds only appear in our tongue, palate and throat."

"As for the perianal area, it's definitely not there."

"Hahaha, Professor Zhou, I understand. What you said about soaking eggs in soy sauce is just a joke." Director Han finally understood what Zhou Congwen meant, and laughed, "If you say that, the skin and internal organs on the surface of the body will also have a lot of taste sensations. Body, but no taste buds, so no taste."

"If you can taste it, you will probably be killed when you sweat in summer." Xiao Kai added.

"Hey." Zhou Congwen smiled, "That's the truth. But, I'm not just joking."

"Anything else?"

"For example, some scholars have found that the study of taste receptors in the gut can help reveal the regulation mechanism of intestinal digestion and absorption. It can provide a new entry point for the treatment of diabetes, obesity and other diet-related diseases."

"..."

"..."

Why don't you drive well, and tell a joke? Why did Zhou Congwen's topic turn to research on the treatment of diabetes and obesity?

I am already very tired in the hospital, and I have to study these things after get off work. I really don't know how to describe Zhou Congwen.

"Taste receptors on eggs may be related to the survival rate of JZ."

(Note: DOI: 10.1093/molehr/gat009, a serious academic discussion, involving mitochondrial membranes and the like, is too deep, and it is difficult to explain clearly in a short time. If you don’t drive, please be merciful, don’t count it as a violation of the rules and ban this chapter.)

"!"

This topic, suddenly racing to more than 200 miles, and then serious.It was like stepping on the brakes, and then the accelerator was stepped on by Zhou Congwen, and he was about to reach the first cosmic speed all the way and fly out of the earth.

"What's the use of this?"

"Scientists are so bored, they actually study this?"

Director Han and Xiao Kai raised questions at the same time.

"One of the research directions of male contraceptives, if we can continue to study according to this principle, this is a blue ocean with a market worth at least one billion dollars." Zhou Congwen said.

Director Han couldn't laugh or cry.

Professor Zhou Congwen Zhou is really interesting, from Fengming Xiehuo Pills to gossip all the way to male contraceptives.And the discussion on the topic of soaking eggs in soy sauce has expanded...

Director Han said that he wanted to come back quickly and try whether the eggs soaked in soy sauce can feel the salty taste.

The psychological implication of this kind of topic is very strong, Director Han has already begun to feel impatient.

But this kind of unscrupulous thought is only fleeting. Director Han always remembers what to say to Zhou Congwen today.