I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality.

It is basically the same life, but it is also very fulfilling. Every morning when he wakes up, Lin Xiaozhang will sit in the living room with a bowl of steaming noodles, waiting for him to taste with a smile.

It's the same at noon, and it's also at night.

Basically, apart from noodles with various seasonings, Lin En never ate anything else from Lin Xiaozhang's hands.

However, Lin En's expectations for Lin Xiaozhang were not too high.

After hiding all kinds of dangerous things that may die if eaten, Lin Xiaozhang will no longer put any weird things in the noodles.

this day.

Lynn was still the same as usual, got up yawning, and then went downstairs as usual.

As expected, Lin Xiaozhang is the same as before, sitting with you with a smile on his face, waiting for Lin En to taste the new version of the noodles she developed recently.

"Is it delicious?" Lin Xiaozhang blinked and asked.

Lin En ate the noodles and said, "It's delicious. This time it's really good. I actually know how to add salt!"

Lin Xiaozhang proudly said: "Of course, besides adding salt, Xiaozhang also added some new seasonings!"

Lin En immediately felt interesting, and said, "What ingredients?"

Lin Xiaozhang raised a finger and said triumphantly, "Chemical fertilizer!"

puff--

Lin Xiaozhang proudly said: "Because Xiaozhang discovered that as long as this kind of condiment is put in the land, the plants can grow very quickly, so this must be a very nutritious thing, so I put a little of it! "

Lin En wiped the cold sweat off his brow, and said, "Not bad! Not bad! Xiao Zhang, you really have creative thinking!"

Lin En immediately turned around and hid all the fertilizers, vowing that she would never let her find even a little bit.

Time just passed by.

Until one day, Xiao Zhang suddenly asked him a question.

"Lin En, after Xiaozhang returns to reality, can I still give you something to eat?"

Lynn ate the noodles, shook his head, and said casually, "Of course not!"

"Why!" Lin Xiaozhang said angrily.

Lynn opened his dead fish eyes and said, "Do you know who you are in reality? You are the wife of the ruler, my mother-in-law, and a super invincible strong woman. When you see me at that time, I will definitely order you around." , Give me all kinds of small shoes to wear!"

Lin Xiaozhang puffed his cheeks, stared and said, "Why did you give you small shoes to wear?"

Lin En rubbed his chin and said, "Well, it's very simple. When you return to reality, the memory here will definitely become your dark history. It's good if you don't kill me!"

Lynn is very self-aware.

Lin Xiaozhang thought for a moment, and then said seriously: "No! I'm definitely still me, and I won't become someone else!"

"Where did you get your confidence?"

"Hmph, anyway, I have confidence!"

"..."

Afterwards, life was still the same as before, and Lynn quickly got used to the life of only two of them.

I have even gradually forgotten the negative emotions brought about by those girls when they left.

But after life gradually stabilized, Lin Xiaozhang's mischievous character quickly revealed his true nature.

For example once.

"Lin En..." Her eyes were red, and she said: "I feel that I am going to leave soon, I am very sad, because I can no longer be with you, so before I leave, Xiaozhang really wants to eat The baked pudding you made yourself, can you satisfy Xiao Zhang's last wish?"

Lynn was naturally extremely silent, and agreed.

During that whole day, no matter what request Lin Xiaozhang made, Lin En would agree.

But when he got up early the next morning to see her off, Lin Xiaozhang would yawn, then suddenly realized, and said:

"Ah! Xiaozhang forgot, it doesn't seem to be today! It should be tomorrow!"

Then tearfully ask him for more.

Lynn could only agree.

Because who knows what this guy said is true or false.

Then on the third day, she suddenly realized again, and said:

"Hey? Is there no white light today? It must be because I feel wrong! It seems that I can't leave for the time being!"

Lynn: "..."

Chapter 689 Return to Reality

That's right.

After this nasty girl tasted the sweetness of deception, this kind of thing happened continuously for a long time.

And Lin En didn't know whether what she said this time was true or not, so he could only agree to her various messy conditions every time.

Fat!

This nasty guy gained a full pound in a month.

Every time after being cheated by her, Lynn could only grind his teeth.

But later, because it was too much, after lying to him again, Lynn couldn't bear it anymore, and hit him immediately.

Sure enough, after yelling for a long time.

In the next few days, it became very peaceful.

But Yu's memory is only seven seconds, and Lin Xiaozhang's memory is no more than three days.

After three days, she immediately started to itch and continued her operation.

"Lin En! I'm really leaving!!" Lin Xiaozhang rushed in from the outside quickly, his face full of surprise, and said:

"Really, I didn't lie to you this time, I really feel it!! I'm leaving tomorrow!"

Lin En opened his dead fish eyes and said, "So what do you want to eat this time?"

"Roasted sweet potato."

"..."

That's right, Lynn has already started to be immune.

Anyway, as soon as she said that she was going to leave, she must have thought of something delicious to make for her.

Still thick-skinned and lacking training.

Early the next morning, Lynn walked upstairs to the living room, yawning as usual.

The table in the living room was still the same as before, with steaming noodles. Lin En finished eating as usual, put down his chopsticks, and said casually:

"Lin Xiaozhang! What are you doing? Didn't you say you want to leave? I've finished eating this pasta, why haven't you left yet!"

"..."

"..."

No echo.

In the whole villa, there was silence, so quiet that one could even hear one's own breathing.

Lynn sat on the sofa, suddenly, he felt a little dazed.

It seemed that something had surfaced in my heart again.

"Lin Xiaozhang!" Lin En still said casually: "If you don't come out again, you will never want me to cook for you today, and you will be beaten. Are you sure you can't come out?"

"..."

"..."

Still the same as before, quiet and scary.

Only then did Lynn know...

She didn't seem to be lying this time...

He put down the bowls and chopsticks in silence, turned around, and walked towards the kitchen.

The flames on the stove were still smoldering, and there was still half a bowl of freshly cooked noodles in the pot, and there was even a bit of baked sweet potato on the table.

Lin Xiaozhang seemed to appear in front of his eyes again, humming a ditty and preparing his own dishes.

And on the table next to it, there was a sticky note.

A few words were written crookedly on the sticky note.

[There are noodles in the pot, take it yourself. 】

There is also a smiley face drawn on it.

Lin En couldn't help but smile bitterly, looking at the gurgling noodles in the pot, he sighed, "How many times have I said, don't put any more washing powder! Why don't you listen?"

Are salt and laundry detergent really that similar?

He filled up the noodles in silence, and as usual, sat alone on the sofa and swallowed it mouthful.

I just don't know why, the noodles are very salty and bitter...

But he still closed his eyes and ate all the noodles in one bite.

Get out the door.

Looked up.

The sky is extraordinarily blue and also extraordinarily empty.

He took a shovel and locked the villa, then turned his head and took another look at his big family, then turned around and walked out of the forest step by step.

In the wandering white sands, beyond the various terrains he shaped.

Lin En walked to a piece of white sand silently, then picked up the shovel, and shoveled the white sand in front of him one by one.

I don't know how long it took.

Lynn stopped, threw the shovel aside, then sat cross-legged, folded his arms, closed his eyes and said:

"I am back."

It can be vaguely seen that there is a figure that looks exactly like Lin En buried in the white sand.

He sat there cross-legged, as if he hadn't moved once in many years.

"Ah."

Hein nodded slightly, but still did not open his eyes, still meditating quietly.

Lynn took a deep breath and said, "I thought you would say something after seeing me, such as long time no see, where have you been, etc., but I didn't expect you to give me a "hmm" , this makes me so sad!"

Hein: "..."

"You've been here all these years? Why do you want to bury yourself? Is it performance art?"

Hein said silently: "The wind and sand are too heavy, I am too lazy to move."

Ok!

This is indeed a very reasonable reason, and it does fit the character of this guy very well.

"You slept for three years?" Lynn asked.

Hein raised his head, opened his eyes, and white sand fell down from his head.

"I have been meditating for three years, and then I found that my improvement speed is very fast, even several times faster than the speed outside. This is indeed the best place to exercise the soul, bar none."

Lin En took a deep breath and said with a trace of vicissitudes: "Yes, it is indeed very fast."

"All those girls of yours gone?"

"Well, I'm the only one left, otherwise I wouldn't have come to you."

"Are you uncomfortable?"

"No, I'm very relieved."