Lin Yu smiled: "Look at the appearance and temperament of the two, they don't look like vegetarian monks!"
In fact, Drifting smelled the aroma of barbecue, and his stomach was growling long ago, and he almost bleed out.
Zhu Bajie said excitedly: "Okay! I want to eat roasted camel!"
The Drifting Monk put on a righteous posture again: "Second senior brother! How can you break the meat precept?"
Zhu Bajie said: "Junior Brother Sha, before you and I learned the scriptures from Master, when did you not eat meat? As far as I know, you like to eat..."
"Stop talking!" Drifting hurriedly stopped Zhu Bajie.
Lin Yu knew that Drifting accidentally broke the glazed cup at the Peach Blossom Conference, was demoted to the lower realm by the Jade Emperor, and suffered the terrifying punishment of piercing his chest and ribs with flying swords a hundred times every seven days!
The Drifting monk who suffered from this suffering was so hungry and cold that he would eat a person in two or three days.
During the 300 years of occupying the Liusha River, the number of sand monks eating people reached as many as [-].
Drifting not only ate mortals, but also ate nine Buddhist scriptures. The string of skulls on his chest is an ironclad proof!
So, how can the Drifting Monk not like to eat meat?
Zhu Bajie persuaded: "Brother Sha, it's not demons and goblins who took Master away this time, but Elder Brother! Besides, Elder Brother is with Fairy Zixia again. Do you think we can fight against Elder Brother and Fairy Zixia together?" ?"
Drifting shook his head.
Zhu Bajie said: "So, let's not have too much hope and prepare to collect Master's body!"
Drifting said: "Eldest Brother took Master away, there must be a reason, he will not harm Master."
Zhu Bajie said: "You are too naive! Master is like a fly, nagging in our ears every day, especially for the elder brother, he keeps nagging repeatedly! The elder brother was tortured and suffered from neurasthenia, so he took the master away. , Give up learning from scriptures!"
Drifting sighed: "Oh... Master is indeed too nagging, I can't stand it..."
Zhu Bajie said: "Our team is destined to disband, why not have fun in time, eat and drink, and make up for the hard work these days?"
Shaking his heart, Drifting nodded slightly.
Zhu Bajie picked up a skewer of roasted pig intestines and handed it to the Drifting Monk: "Try it!"
Drifting said: "I don't want to eat pig intestines, I want to eat roasted whole lamb!"
Lin Yu said: "You two, I have accepted your pearls and will serve you naturally. From now on, I will be your full-time chef, responsible for grilling all kinds of delicacies for you."
Zhu Bajie said: "Okay, you put away the barbecue grill and come with us to find a spacious and cool place."
Lin Yu said, "However, I'll do something private first!"
Zhu Bajie asked: "What's the matter? Do you want us to help?"
Lin Yu said: "No! Let's meet at the inn outside the town after dark!"
Drifting grabbed Lin Yu's collar: "Boy, do you want to slip away? Let our pigeons go?"
Lin Yu said: "Brother Sha, calm down! From the conversation between the two of you just now, I already understood that you are disciples of Tang Sanzang——Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha! I have also heard about the abilities of the two of you!"
Drifting let go of Lin Yu: "Oh? Do you know our fame?"
Lin Yu said: "To be honest, I used to work as a barbecue chef for Fairy Zixia in Pansi Cave, so I heard something about Tianting! Brother Pig is Marshal Tianpeng. Demoted! Brother Sha is the general of the curtain, because he intentionally missed and smashed the glass cup, he was also demoted by the Jade Emperor!"
Drifting eyes widened: "Nonsense, how could I break the glazed cup on purpose?"
Lin Yu said: "Okay, don't pretend, I know the inside story very well."
Zhu Bajie was curious: "What inside story do you know?"
Lin Yu said: "The Sand Monk is the general of the rolling curtain, which is equivalent to the bodyguard of the Jade Emperor, so he is responsible for protecting the glazed cup that symbolizes the glory of the Jade Emperor. He stole the glazed cup from his hand, and happened to be discovered by the Tathagata Buddha, and the Yellow Wind Monster took advantage of the opportunity to borrow flowers to present the glass cup to the Tathagata Buddha."
"At the Pantao Banquet, the Jade Emperor was going to drink fine wine from a glazed cup in front of all the gods, and ordered Drifting to bring the glazed cup. When Drifting found that the glazed cup he was protecting was a fake, he was so frightened that he dared not hand it over to the Jade Emperor. , I had no choice but to make the wrong mistake, pretending to break the glass cup by mistake, to cover up my crime of dereliction of duty!"
"The Jade Emperor was so angry that he wanted to cut off Drifting Monk's head. Fortunately, the Barefoot Immortal made it clear that he was exempted from the death penalty. He was beaten down to the mortal world and punished in the Liusha River..."
Listening to Lin Yu's narration, Drifting's eyes were misty, mixed with panic, resentment, and grievance...
Zhu Bajie asked: "Junior Brother Sha, is the inside story that Lin Yu said true?"
Drifting sighed deeply: "Oh...that's true, I lost the glazed cup, so I acted to cover up my fault..."
Zhu Bajie said angrily: "The hateful Huangfeng monster stole the Jade Emperor's glazed cup, gave it to Buddha Tathagata, and even ate the clear oil in the glazed cup! That day in Huangfengling, I should have killed him!"
Lin Yu said: "Don't underestimate the Yellow Wind Monster. Although he is a yellow-haired marten, he is still a monster with a background. He should be protected by the Tathagata Buddha!"
Zhu Bajie said: "That's right! Bodhisattva Lingji used the flying dragon staff to subdue the yellow wind monster. He must have been handed over to the Tathagata Buddha, and the death penalty will be avoided!"
Lin Yu said: "I reckon that the yellow wind monster is at the Tathagata Buddha's house, and it's a pet mouse!"
The three of them were chatting when Supreme Treasure and Fairy Zixia walked over...
Chapter 744 The Most Beautiful Fairy
Seeing Zhizunbao and Fairy Zixia approaching, Zhu Bajie and Drifting hurriedly turned around and hid behind the barbecue pit.
Lin Yu asked: "Hey! What are you two doing hiding?"
Zhu Bajie said in a low voice: "Master was taken away by the elder brother. I suspect that Fairy Zixia was also involved in this matter. Since you are very familiar with Fairy Zixia, please help us find out the news and find out the whereabouts of Master."
Lin Yu said: "Okay! After dark, let's meet at the inn outside the town!"
Zhu Bajie and Drifting immediately ran away and disappeared into the crowd.
Zhizunbao and Fairy Zixia arrive in front of Lin Yu.
Lin Yu said with a smile: "Fairy, have you found your ideal?"
Fairy Zixia shook her head with a disappointed expression: "It's strange... just now my sword was beeping, but now it's silent..."
Lin Yu thought to himself that Zhu Bajie and Drifting had already moved away from Supreme Treasure, and of course Ziqing Sword would not be able to perceive the existence of Monkey King.
Supreme Treasure said: "Since we haven't found the one we like, let's go back to Pansi Cave. I guess Miss Jingjing will come to apprentice today!"
"I beg your head!" Fairy Zixia said angrily, "A big man who thinks about your wife all day, doesn't he have any career pursuits?"
Zhizunbao said: "Of course there is a pursuit! After I found Jingjing, I went back to Wuyue Mountain, called more brothers, and developed the Ax Gang!"
Fairy Zixia said: "Continue to be the king of the mountain? Your pursuit is really ambitious!"
Supreme Treasure said: "Isn't it good to be the king of the mountain? The mountain is high and the emperor is far away, and no one can control it. You can be free and happy!"
Fairy Zixia said: "Lin Yu, don't learn from Zhizunbao, you must carry forward your excellent barbecue cooking skills and become a chef in the future!"
Lin Yu nodded.
Zhizunbao asked: "How much money did you earn by setting up a stall selling barbecue?"
Lin Yu took out a pearl from his pocket: "Look, I have accepted a pearl from the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea! Please take a look at it!"
Fairy Zixia took the pearl, and her eyes lit up: "Wow, what a beautiful pearl! How do you know it's the pearl of the Third Prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea?"
Lin Yu said: "Just now, two apprentices of Tang Sanzang came to buy barbecue and replaced silver with pearls. I will roast a whole lamb for them tonight!"
Fairy Zixia was stunned: "Two apprentices of Tang Sanzang?"
Lin Yu said, "Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk."
Fairy Zixia said: "Unexpectedly, the four of them, master and apprentice, also came to this town."
Lin Yu said: "I heard that Tang Sanzang was captured by Monkey King. Zhu Bajie and Drifting suspected that you were involved in this matter."
Fairy Zixia giggled: "How could I participate in this matter? I'm not a monster, and I don't want to eat Tang Monk meat at all! Besides, I have never met Monkey King."
Zhizunbao felt guilty and raised his hand to touch his face, for fear that it would turn into Monkey King.
Fairy Zixia said: "Tonight, I will go to see Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk with you, and tell them in person that I didn't catch Tang Monk!"
Lin Yu said: "Okay! Fairy sit down and rest, I'll roast 'pig intestines with green onions' for you to eat!"
Supreme Treasure hurriedly said: "I want to eat roasted lamb's feet, a bit more spicy!"
Fairy Zixia handed the pearl to Lin Yu, and he smiled and said, "You like it, so I'll give it to you."
Fairy Zixia said: "How can I accept such a precious pearl?"
Lin Yu said: "You are unparalleled in beauty. You are as beautiful as a fish and a wild goose. Only rare treasures are worthy of you!"
Fairy Zixia was very helpful when she heard it: "Your mouth is so sweet."
Lin Yu said: "It's not a compliment, I'm just telling the truth! In the world, your appearance can be called beautiful, but in the fairy world, you must be the most beautiful fairy!"
Fairy Zixia smiled brightly: "I'm not the most beautiful fairy, I should be Fairy Chang'e from Guanghan Palace."
Lin Yu said: "No, in my mind, you are the most beautiful!"
Fairy Zixia's heart is rippling slightly...
Zhizunbao winks at Lin Yu and praises his skill in picking up girls.
Fairy Zixia said: "Since you are sincerely sending the pearl, I will accept it."
She put the pearl into her bosom and sat down on the bench beside her.
Zhizunbao leaned into Lin Yu's ear and said, "good job, keep going!"
Lin Yu said: "You have done a good job, continue to cooperate!"
Supreme Treasure laughed straight, picked up a skewer of roasted pig hearts, and quickly opened it.
Lin Yu opened the food box, took out "pig large intestines with green onions" and marinated sheep's feet, and placed them on the barbecue grill.
Immediately afterwards, the onlookers gathered and bought barbecue delicacies one after another...
At three o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Yu closed the stall and went for a walk with Fairy Zixia.
Zhizunbao walked behind, looking impatient.
Lin Yu, however, was very patient, admiring all kinds of commodities with Fairy Zixia, and had a very speculative chat.
……
In the evening, Lin Yu, Fairy Zixia and Zhizunbao left the market.
Arriving at the inn outside the town, Fairy Zixia got off her donkey and looked around.
Her willow eyebrows frowned slightly: "This inn is too simple, dirty and broken."
Lin Yu said: "Fairy doesn't want to spend the night here. After explaining to Zhu Bajie and Drifting, we can leave and return to Pansi Cave."
Fairy Zixia said, "Where are Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk?"
Lin Yu said, "wait a minute, fairy, I'll go and have a look."
He quickly entered the inn and saw a dozen guests drinking and laughing.
The fat boss hurriedly asked: "Guest officials staying in the shop? How many?"
Lin Yu took out a piece of broken silver: "Look for someone!"
The fat boss's eyes lit up, and he quickly took the money: "Who is the guest looking for?"
Lin Yu said: "One has a pig's head and the other has a bald head, both are ugly!"
The fat boss thought for a while, then shook his head.
Lin Yu said: "They haven't arrived at the inn yet, you go and make a pot of tea."
The fat boss had to order, and he went to make tea.
Lin Yu went out and said to Fairy Zixia: "Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk haven't arrived yet, so Fairy come in and have a cup of hot tea."
Fairy Zixia's face became serious: "Here... there is a faint demonic aura..."
Of course there is a demonic aura, because nearby is "Heifengling", the lair of the old Heishan demon.
Lin Yu said: "No way? Are there monsters in the inn?"
Fairy Zixia said: "I wish there were monsters, and I will eradicate them all!"
Immediately, Lin Yu, Fairy Zixia and Zhizunbao walked into the inn and sat at the table to drink tea.
When the guests saw the beautiful Zixia Fairy, they all paid attention to her.
Lin Yu asked softly, "Fairy, are there any monsters?"
Fairy Zixia said: "There are none in the shop, it's safer."
Lin Yu said: "That's good, you drink tea slowly, and I'll roast the whole lamb outside the door."
Supreme Treasure said: "I will help you!"
The two walked out of the store and stood under the tree.
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