I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Lin Yu took out the grill and food box of "Wanjie Barbecue System", and took out a marinated fresh sheep.

Supreme Treasure asked: "Brother, can you get Fairy Zixia tonight?"

Lin Yu said: "Take your time, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry!"

Zhizunbao said with a sad face: "I miss Jingjing all the time, and I can't wait to see her right away. This feeling is really tormenting!"

Lin Yu put the whole lamb on the barbecue stove: "I can fully understand your feelings, but Fairy Zixia is a fairy, and it is not easy to win the love of the goddess! Don't forget, only the person whom Fairy Zixia likes can pull it out. Bringing out the Ziqing sword is an insurmountable obstacle for me!"

Supreme Treasure thought for a moment, then suddenly said: "Why don't you find another chance to steal the Ziqing sword and throw it under the cliff?"

Lin Yu said: "Did you forget that the Ziqing sword can beep, even if it is lost, Fairy Zixia can find it!"

Supreme Treasure scratched his scalp, helpless.

The whole lamb was roasted until it was half-cooked, and Supreme Treasure went to the backyard to pee.

At this time, Zhu Bajie and Drifting finally appeared.

Lin Yu waved his hand and said hello: "You two are late."

Zhu Bajie said: "On the way here, I met the old black mountain demon. I don't know where it goes to eat people."

Lin Yu said: "With the abilities of the two of you, it's no problem to subdue an old Montenegro demon!"

Zhu Bajie said: "Of course! I can kill ten Montenegro old demons!"

Drifting said: "Second senior brother, you can die if you don't brag? The fighting power of the Black Mountain old demon is better than you and me! Only the senior brother can fight against him!"

Zhu Bajie asked: "Where is Fairy Zixia?"

Lin Yu said: "The fairy is drinking tea in the shop."

Drifting asked: "Where is the man who went shopping with Fairy Zixia during the day?"

Lin Yu said: "His name is Zhizunbao, and he is the leader of Wuyueshan Ax Gang! He went to pee outside!"

Zhu Bajie said: "We suspect that Zhizunbao is the elder brother!"

Lin Yu pretended to be surprised: "No way! Supreme Treasure is a mortal, how can it be Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"

Zhu Bajie said: "Brother is very naughty, he often turns into various men, women or animals to play tricks on us!"

While chatting, Fairy Zixia walked out of the inn.

Drifting bowed his hands politely: "Fairy Zixia!"

Fairy Zixia said: "I heard from Lin Yu that you two suspected that I had colluded with Monkey King and captured Tang Sanzang?"

Zhu Bajie said: "That's right, Junior Brother Sha and I were at the market during the day and saw you shopping with senior brother!"

Fairy Zixia was surprised: "I am with Monkey King?"

Drifting said: "The elder brother has become the Supreme Treasure."

Fairy Zixia suddenly laughed out loud: "The Supreme Treasure is Monkey King? Don't be ridiculous!"

Zhu Bajie said: "When Supreme Treasure comes back, I will expose him in public!"

Fairy Zixia raised her voice: "Whether the Supreme Treasure is a human or a monkey, I will not catch Tang Sanzang! You two don't distinguish between right and wrong, and frame me out of thin air!"

Drifting said: "Fairy, don't be angry, maybe you have been used by the elder brother."

Fairy Zixia said: "Use me! I don't even know what Tang Sanzang looks like!"

Zhu Bajie looked back: "Why hasn't Supreme Treasure come back?"

Lin Yu thought to himself, according to the plot of the movie "A Chinese Journey to the West: The Great Sage Marries a Wife", when Supreme Treasure was urinating in the backyard, he must be attracted by a glare of light, ran to the back of the sand dunes, and then saw Monkey King, Tang Sanzang and Guanyin.

So, Lin Yu said to Zhu Bajie: "Help me roast the whole lamb, and I'll go find the Supreme Treasure!"

Zhu Bajie readily agreed, and stared at the roasted whole lamb, huffing.

Lin Yu quickly ran to the backyard, but there was no sign of Supreme Treasure. He ran for more than 500 meters and arrived at the sand dune.

Sure enough, Supreme Treasure was lying on the sand dune, looking down.

At this moment, the lower part of the dune was glowing red.

Lin Yu approaches Zhizunbao, squats down and pats him on the shoulder, making him shiver in fright.

"What are you looking at?" Lin Yu asked in a low voice.

The Supreme Treasure said: "Look, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Tang Sanzang, and Sun Wukong!"

Lin Yu lay beside Zhizunbao and looked closely.

I saw Tang Sanzang, played by Luo Jiaying, sitting cross-legged on the ground, and Guanyin was suspended in the air.

Sun Wukong held a golden cudgel and glared at Tang Sanzang.

Avalokitesvara reprimanded Sun Wukong: "You bastard, in order to marry the younger sister of the Bull Demon King, you actually gave Tang Sanzang as a congratulatory gift, and you even invited monsters and ghosts to eat Tang Monk's meat, do you admit your mistake?"

Sun Wukong waved his stick to demonstrate, pointing at the Avalokitesvara: "Three Baba! You chased me for three days and three nights, because you are a woman, I will not kill you, don't think I am afraid of you!"

Supreme Treasure covered his mouth and snickered: "Sun Wukong is so chic, he dared to scold Master Guanyin."

Lin Yu reminded: "Keep your voice down, don't be heard by Guanyin."

Chapter 745 Fairy, Please Eat Pig Ears

Supreme Treasure frowned slightly, looking at the arrogant Monkey King.

"Strange, if I am Monkey King, what will happen to the Monkey King below?"

Lin Yu said: "You are the reincarnated Monkey King. The Monkey King below should be a scene in another time and space."

"Could it be that I'm dreaming?" Supreme Treasure twisted his arm hard, grinning in pain.

Lin Yu said: "You are not dreaming! The current time and space are a bit disordered."

I only heard Tang Sanzang say: "Wukong! How can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?"

Sun Wukong stared round and scolded: "Shut up!"

Tang Sanzang smiled: "Wukong, you're scaring me again!"

Zhizunbao said in a low voice: "Tang Sanzang looks quite kind. Sister Guanyin is not beautiful, she is far worse than Miss Jingjing..."

Lin Yu said: "Sister Avalokitesvara is Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, with boundless mana, she doesn't rely on her face for food! Bai Jingjing is a bone spirit, how can she be compared with Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva?"

Supreme Treasure said: "What's wrong with the Bone Demon? Monsters also have a beautiful side. I just like the Bone Demon!"

Lin Yu said: "Your special hobbies just prove that you are a monkey spirit—Monkey King!"

"I..." Supreme Treasure was stunned speechless.

I just heard Master Avalokitesvara say: "Sun Wukong, do you know that you have committed a heinous crime! Moreover, you also robbed Fairy Zixia's Moonlight Treasure Box, so you obviously want to avoid me!"

Zhizunbao was excited immediately: "Lin Yu, you are right, the current time and space are disordered, Sun Wukong actually snatched the Moonlight Treasure Box from Zixia Fairy! I should seize the opportunity and steal the Moonlight Treasure Box!"

Lin Yu hurriedly pressed Zhizunbao's shoulder: "Calm down! If Sun Wukong finds out, he will beat you to death with a stick!"

Monkey King pulled out the Moonlight Treasure Box from his waist: "Since I can't avoid it, my grandson will fight to the death with you!"

Whoosh!The Moonlight Treasure Box was thrown away by Monkey King, and it happened to hit Tang Sanzang on the head, then bounced off and flew to the hiding place of Lin Yu and Zhizunbao.

Supreme Treasure was delighted: "The opportunity has come! My Moonlight Treasure Box..."

He just reached out to pick up the Moonlight Treasure Box, but Tang Sanzang suddenly appeared and received the Moonlight Treasure Box first.

Zhizunbao was dumbfounded, and watched Tang Sanzang take away the Moonlight Treasure Box.

"Damn it! Did you make a mistake!" Supreme Treasure scolded angrily, "Mother Tang Sanzang can do light work?"

Lin Yu laughed secretly, Tang Sanzang did not know how to do light work, this was the director's arrangement - a nonsensical and funny plot.

Tang Sanzang returned to Sun Wukong: "Wukong, you are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around, oh... it's wrong to throw things around..."

Monkey King was in a daze, and the golden cudgel dropped.

Tang Sanzang complained: "Oh! I haven't finished my words. Why did you throw away the stick? The Moonlight Box is a treasure. Throwing it around will pollute the environment. What if it hits the children? Even if it can't hit the children, it hits Huahua Grass is not good either!"

Monkey King picked up the golden cudgel and grabbed the Moonlight Treasure Box.

Tang Sanzang asked: "Wukong, what do you want to do?"

Monkey King said viciously: "Let go!"

Tang Sanzang said: "Do you want the Moonlight Treasure Box? If you want it, can you tell me clearly? If you want it, I will give it to you. Of course I will not give it to you if you want it! Impossible You say you want me not to give it to you, you say you don’t want me to give it to you, everyone is reasonable!"

Supreme Treasure yawned: "Tang Sanzang is indeed very long-winded, his speech is like chanting scriptures, I am tired of listening."

Lin Yu said: "Yes, no wonder Monkey King captured Tang Sanzang and asked his friends to eat Tang Monk's meat together."

Tang Sanzang said: "Now, I will count to three, and you have to make it clear whether you want the Moonlight Treasure Box...

"Damn!" Sun Wukong couldn't bear it anymore, and knocked down Tang Sanzang with one punch!

Avalokitesvara angrily scolded: "Monkey King! Don't be presumptuous!"

Sun Wukong raised his head and laughed wildly: "Hahaha... have you seen it? This guy, he talks about his mother-in-law and mother-in-law if he has nothing to do. It seems that there is a fly all day long, buzz... sorry, it's not one, it's a bunch of flies around Hum...buzz...buzz...flying into your ears, help! help..."

Sun Wukong fell to the ground and rolled over, expressing his pain.

Supreme Treasure looked at Sun Wukong: "Although this monkey is a bit domineering, it is quite pitiful! If it were me, I would have cut off Tang Sanzang's tongue long ago!"

Monkey King finished his demonstration and flew into the air: "So, I grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, pulled out its intestines, then strangled his neck with its intestines, and pulled it hard! The whole tongue sticks out. Come out! I will raise my sword again! The whole world is clean! Now everyone understands why I want to kill him!"

Lin Yu echoed in a low voice: "It's completely understandable!"

Supreme Treasure reminded: "Don't patronize watching the fun, help me find a way, how to get the Moonlight Treasure Box!"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, let's continue to observe."

Avalokitesvara said: "Sun Wukong! You make many excuses, and you don't want to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures! No matter how you explain, you can't forgive your bad behavior of deceiving your master and destroying your ancestors!"

Tang Sanzang got up: "Sister, it's your fault!"

Master Guanyin was taken aback: "Ah? Why am I wrong?"

Tang Sanzang said: "Wukong wants to eat me, it's just an idea, it hasn't become a fact yet! You don't have evidence, so why is Wukong guilty? Why don't you judge him after he eats me? It's not too late to commit crimes!"

Supreme Treasure covered his mouth and almost laughed out loud.

Avalokitesvara said: "Tang Sanzang, I've heard of your long-windedness, but I didn't expect you to be so wordy! I gave you the diamond ring for you to use to subdue this monkey. Need not?"

Tang Sanzang sighed: "Alas... the size of the vajra ring is too bad, the front is heavy and the back is light, and the left side is wide and the right is narrow! Wukong felt very uncomfortable after wearing it, and he couldn't sleep all night. It will hurt me! Although Wukong is a monkey , but I can’t treat him like this, the government will accuse me of cruelty to animals if they find out, which will damage my image and the reputation of Buddhism..."

At this moment, Monkey King covered his ears, as if he heard the buzzing of flies.

Zhizunbao gritted his teeth and said: "I can't stand it! Give me a knife and kill Tang Sanzang!"

Tang Sanzang continued to chatter: "Speaking of diamond rings, I met a blacksmith in Chenjia Village last year. He has exquisite workmanship, fair prices, and honesty. Let me introduce you and order another diamond ring!

Monkey King roared: "Shut up!"

Master Guanyin also scolded: "Shut up!"

Monkey King and Master Guanyin stretched out their hands at the same time, and grabbed Tang Sanzang's neck!

Tang Sanzang exclaimed: "Sister! You..."

Master Guanyin came to his senses, and hastily withdrew his hand: "Sin, sin!"

Sun Wukong: "Now, do you all understand my pain?"

Supreme Treasure said in a low voice: "I understand so well! Accompanying Tang Sanzang to go to the west to learn scriptures is more painful than being in prison! I would rather be a little bandit than Sun Wukong if I were killed!"

Lin Yu said: "The fate predestined by God cannot be changed."

Supreme Treasure said: "I want to control my own destiny!"

Sun Wukong picked up the golden cudgel, kicked the Moonlight Treasure Box, and shot at Guanyin, who was knocked away by her fingers and landed near the sand dunes.

The Supreme Treasure was ecstatic, and was about to pick up the Moonlight Treasure Box, but Tang Sanzang got it first!

Zhizunbao was not reconciled, and chased after Tang Sanzang in an attempt to take back the Moonlight Treasure Box.

Lin Yu is still lying on the sand dune, standing still.

Sun Wukong fought hard to attack Guanyin, and Zhizunbao grabbed Tang Sanzang's Zen staff and prepared to attack.

Bah!

The light from Guanyin hit Sun Wukong's golden cudgel and reflected on the Zen staff in Zhizunbao's hand, and Zhizunbao fell to the ground immediately.

Soon, Monkey King was surrendered by Guanyin and put into the "Jade Clean Bottle".