I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

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Sister Shiliu was sitting nearby, she noticed the aperture, and her eyes widened involuntarily.

Whoosh!Lin Yu was sucked into the aperture and disappeared.

Sister Shiliu yelled: "Oh my god! There really are gods! I didn't make a mistake..."

……

After completing the crossing, Lin Yu stood by the side of the road.

What is this place?

Lin Yu looked around and found a large warehouse on the opposite side of the road.

He walked quickly to the field area of the warehouse and saw a group of people walking around like zombies.

A few meters away, a young man in a suit stood in front of the camera, examining it carefully.

Lin Yu observed intently, what the hell, the young man in a suit is the leading actor of the movie "The King of Comedy" - Yin Tianchou!

Obviously, Lin Yu traveled to Zhou Xingchi's classic movie "The King of Comedy".

Ding! "Wanjie Barbecue System" issued a reminder!

[Master please pay attention!You have traveled to "The King of Comedy", the seventh of "Zhou Xingchi's Top Ten Movies"! 】

[The first task is to set up a stall on the set to sell barbecue, win the favor of the director, and get the chance to play tricks! 】

【Mission successful, reward 2000 barbecue points!If the mission fails, 2000 barbecue points will be deducted! 】

Lin Yuxin said that this task is not difficult, relying on the charm of barbecue food, the director can be easily handled.

Suddenly, Yin Tianchou shouted: "CUT!"

The extras stopped walking back and forth and looked at Yin Tianchou.

"Be more active!" Yin Tianchou said with a serious expression, "extras are also actors, we are not shooting ghost movies now, although you play passers-by A, B, B, C, D, you still have life and soul! Especially this time, with the opportunity, follow the action Actress Du Juan is performing on the same stage, everyone should cherish this precious opportunity, can you be more energetic?"

After saying that, Yin Tianchou returned to the back of the camera: "Action!"

Lin Yu went under the tree and quickly took out the magic grill and food box of "Myriad Worlds BBQ System".

He took out thirty skewers of "Roasted Lamb with Red Willow", placed them on the grill, and started to roast them.

Yin Tianchou was dissatisfied with the performance of the extras, and called to stop again: "CUT! CUT..."

The assistant director suddenly appeared, grabbed Yin Tianchou by the hair, and brutally pulled him away.

"Who are you?" the assistant director asked angrily.

Yin Tianchou replied: "I am an actor..."

The assistant director raised his head and shouted, "Aunt Xia!"

A middle-aged woman hurried over: "What's the matter, Brother Sunny?"

The assistant director pointed at Yin Tianchou: "What does this guy do?"

Aunt Xia quickly pushed Yin Tianchou away: "It's a trick."

Yin Tianchou repeatedly emphasized: "It's an actor..."

The assistant director said angrily: "Is there a mistake! Just let someone start the machine here?"

Aunt Xia explained: "I'm sorry, Brother Sunny, I went to take a shit just now, and seeing that he is free, let him rehearse and move."

The assistant director ordered impatiently: "Hurry up and find me someone who can react and act, I'm waiting for it!"

Before Aunt Xia turned around, Yin Tianchou stopped her: "Let me do it!"

The assistant director despised Yin Tianchou: "You?"

Yin Tianchou said: "Yes, I can, I'm an actor."

The assistant director said: "Okay, make a nervous expression and show me."

Seeing this scene, Lin Yu couldn't help but think of the monkey "Xingzi". It is good at imitating performances. It once performed this classic plot, became popular on the Internet, and became a popular monkey on the Internet.

Yin Tianchou was thoughtful: "As far as nervousness is concerned, there can be several types."

The assistant director said: "The kind in the hospital waiting for the wife to give birth."

Yin Tianchou immediately expressed anxiety, anticipation, and worry.

The assistant director said: "The son was born."

Yin Tianchou was delighted.

The assistant director said: "My wife is dead!"

Yin Tianchou was shocked and mourned.

The assistant director said: "My son is a genius, he can call him Dad!"

Yin Tianchou was pleasantly surprised.

The assistant director said: "His chick is growing on his head, it's deformed!"

Yin Tianchou was terrified.

The assistant director said: "I won the Mark Six lottery, it's still the first prize!"

Yin Tianchou was ecstatic.

The assistant director said: "The son is dead!"

Yin Tianchou rolled his eyes and passed out.

The assistant director said: "My wife is awake!"

Yin Tianchou did not respond.

The assistant director said: "Hey! Wife woke up again! Resurrected!"

Yin Tianchou explained: "If a person receives too much blow, he will enter a state of mental shock and will no longer respond."

"Damn!" The assistant director grabbed Yin Tianchou's hair again and yanked it back, "Are there any other extras?

Yin Tianchou grabbed Aunt Xia again: "Hey, Aunt Xia! What did I do wrong?"

Aunt Xia said, "I don't know what you are doing!"

Yin Tianchou asked: "Is there a problem with my performance just now?"

Aunt Xia said irritably, "I've already told you, I don't know what you're doing!"

The assistant director urged: "Aunt Xia! You out-of-the-box people don't have a soul!"

Aunt Xia said helplessly, "These are all good!"

"Sunny!" The director walked out of the studio, "Are you ready? We are all waiting..."

Before he finished speaking, the director sniffed and his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Wow, it smells so good..."

At this moment, [-] skewers of "Red Willow Roasted Lamb" were grilled at high temperature over a charcoal fire, exuding a tempting meaty aroma, and drifting towards the director with the wind.

Lin Yu took the opportunity to shout: "Sell barbecue! Sell barbecue! Delicious roast lamb, pass by, don't miss it!"

When the assistant director saw Lin Yu, he said in astonishment: "Damn it! Someone set up a stall here to sell barbecue!"

Aunt Xia said, "Is he bald?"

The bald head is the bald drama manager played by Wu Mengda, who belongs to the undercover police officer with excellent acting skills and strong psychological quality.

The assistant director hurriedly yelled: "Bald!"

Immediately afterwards, Baldhead ran over quickly, and asked with a smile on his face, "Brother Sunny, what are your orders?"

The assistant director pointed to Lin Yu under the big tree: "Is that kid one of yours? Why did you set up a stall on the set to sell barbecue?"

Baldhead squinted at Lin Yu and shook his head: "I don't know him..."

Lin Yu continued to shout: "The freshly baked 'Red Willow Roast Lamb' costs 50 yuan a bunch! Come and buy it!"

The assistant director scolded: "Fuck! Lamb is 50 yuan a bunch, so expensive! Security guards! Drive him away!"

"Wait a minute!" The director raised his hand to order, walked to the front of the barbecue pit, and stared at the "Red Willow Roast Lamb".

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Do you want a bunch of 'Red Willow Roast Lamb' just out of the oven?"

The director smelled the smell of meat, his stomach growled, and he couldn't help swallowing.

Yin Tianchou, Baldhead, the assistant director, Aunt Xia and others also gathered around.

The director asked Lin Yu: "Who are you?"

Lin Yu said: "My name is Lin Yu, I'm a barbecue seller, and I occasionally act as an extra."

The director laughed straight: "The guy who plays tricks actually set up a stall on the set to sell barbecue, you boy, you really know how to do business."

Lin Yu said: "I can't make money by playing tricks. I have to set up a stall to sell barbecue and earn money to support myself!"

The director said: "Why do you sell 50 yuan a skewer of mutton skewers, isn't it too expensive?"

Lin Yu said: "There is a reason why you are expensive! Look at your handsome appearance and artistic temperament, you must be a director, right?"

The director puffed up his chest: "Yes, I am the director."

Lin Yu said: "Since you are the director, you can taste 'Red Willow Roast Lamb' for free."

The director grinned: "I'm not welcome!"

He couldn't wait to reach out, picked up a bunch of "Red Willow Roast Lamb", and immediately started to lick it!

"Wow...the roast is really fragrant, the taste is really delicious, without the slightest smell...it's so fragrant, it's so fragrant..."

Watching the director eat so much, everyone couldn't help swallowing.

Soon, the director finished a bunch of "Red Willow Roast Lamb" and gave him a thumbs up!

Lin Yu said, "Director, are you satisfied?"

The director said: "I have to admit, this is the most delicious roast lamb I have ever eaten! I am very, very satisfied! Where do you usually set up a stall?"

Lin Yu said: "To be honest, I just arrived here and I'm not familiar with the place. Before I found a place to stay, I first came to the studio to play tricks and set up a stall to sell barbecue."

The director picked up a bunch of "Red Willow Roast Lamb" and asked while eating: "Aside from roast lamb, what else are you good at roasting?"

Lin Yu said: "I am good at all the delicacies that you have seen and have not seen!"

The director raised his eyebrows: "So much?"

Lin Yu said: "I'm not bragging, my barbecue cooking skills belong to the Lin family's ancestral skills, and I use an exclusive secret recipe!"

Baldhead snorted: "Cut! And the exclusive secret recipe! You roast a big pig intestine, let us see it."

Lin Yu didn't talk nonsense, he quickly opened the food box, took out three "pig large intestines with green onions", and placed them on the barbecue grill.

At the same time, the assistant director swallowed, and asked shyly, "Can I taste mutton skewers for free?"

Lin Yu said, "Are you the assistant director?"

The assistant director nodded: "Yes, I am the assistant director."

Lin Yu said: "Yes, you can taste it!"

The assistant director smiled happily, picked up a bunch of "Red Willow Roast Lamb", ate it with relish, and was full of praise.

Baldhead pointed at the "pig's large intestine with green onions" and said with a sly smile, "Hey, is the large intestine clean?"

Lin Yu said: "Nonsense! Of course it's clean!"

Baldhead asked again: "What's inside?"

Lin Yu said: "If you buy one, you'll know after eating it?"

Baldhead's thick eyebrows frowned slightly: "How much is one?"

Lin Yu said: "60 yuan!"

Baldhead was surprised: "Damn! It's so expensive!"