I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Chapter 776 You Are Not Deserving Of A Box Lunch

The corner of Bald Da's mouth curled up, his eyes fixed on the "pig large intestine with green onions" on the barbecue grill.

His gaze contained both curiosity and vigilance.

After all, the bald man is an undercover agent of the police, so he is more defensive.

The aroma of "pig intestines with scallions" attracted more actors and crew members.

Lin Yu looked around quickly, but did not find Du Juaner played by Karen Mok.

It is estimated that Du Juan changed clothes or put on makeup during the break.

Five minutes later, the "pig large intestine with green onions" came out of the oven.

Lin Yu picked up "Pig Intestines with Scallions" and handed it to the director: "Please taste."

Amid the envy and expectation of everyone, the director opened his mouth and bit a piece of pig intestine, chewing quickly.

"Wow! The pork intestines are grilled so well, it's charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and it tastes so good! There's also the smell of green onions inside..."

Lin Yu said: "The name of this barbecue is - pig intestines with green onions!"

The director praised: "The set of scallions is creative! I like it!"

The assistant director hurriedly said: "Director, I suggest that the crew buy all the barbecue and use it as lunch for all the staff!"

The director nodded: "Okay! This suggestion is very timely and reasonable, and I completely agree! Let's have barbecue at noon today!"

Everyone applauded happily!

The bald head hurriedly said: "Director, you guys eat barbecue, what about the box lunch I prepared?"

The director said: "Save it for dinner."

Baldhead said: "If you leave it at night, the box lunch will not be fresh."

The director waved his hand and said impatiently: "It's up to you to deal with it. Do you want me to teach you about such trivial matters?"

Bald had no choice but to say, "Okay, I'll give the boxed lunch to the sanitation workers on the street."

Lin Yu smiled and said, "Director, do you still have barbecue tomorrow?"

The director said: "Eat, of course! Starting today, every noon and night, you have to show your housekeeping skills and bake us all kinds of delicacies!"

Wow!There was another round of applause, and everyone rejoiced.

Baldhead was dumbfounded: "Director, you guys eat barbecue every day, do I still need to cook?"

The director said: "You are in your decades, don't you use your brain when you talk? After we finish the barbecue, do we need some soup or some fruit?"

The bald-headed man turned his worries into joy: "Understood, I'm going to prepare tomato egg soup, seaweed egg soup and fresh fruits!"

Lin Yu hurriedly said: "Director, I promise to show my housekeeping skills and bake all kinds of delicacies to satisfy you! Look, I'm playing tricks..."

The director chuckled: "As long as you work hard to grill all kinds of delicacies, let alone playing tricks, it's not impossible for you to play a supporting role with more roles!"

Lin Yu pretended to be excited: "Thank you director, I will work hard!"

The director swallowed the roasted pig intestines in his mouth, and said to the assistant director: "Let's film the movie first, and after work is over, everyone come over to have barbecue together!"

The assistant director smiled happily: "Everyone, go back to the set! Aunt Xia, find me a clever extra!"

The director said to Lin Yu: "It's just right! There is a killer role, you come to play a cameo role."

Lin Yu continued to pretend to be excited: "Thank you, director! Thank you!"

The director told the assistant director: "There is still a role of priest, you should find someone as soon as possible, don't waste time!"

The assistant director nodded and bowed: "Yes, director, don't worry, the staff will be in place soon!"

The director took two more skewers of "Red Willow Roast Lamb" and led everyone into the set.

Aunt Xia said with a mournful face, "Brother Sunny, the extras are here, I don't know which one to choose..."

The assistant director was anxious, so he could only point to Yin Tianchou and said, "It's you! Go change your clothes!"

Yin Tianchou was ecstatic: "Thank you Brother Sunny!"

On the set, the studio was crowded with people.

Lin Yu changed into a black leather jacket and sunglasses, with a cold look.

The killer he played finally had a duel with the actress Du Juaner, which was a wonderful part of this shootout scene.

Yin Tianchou was wearing a priest's clothes and was led to a designated location by the staff.

"Stand here and don't move."

"Understood!" Yin Tianchou held a Bible, looking very serious.

After the director finished eating a bunch of "Red Willow Roast Lamb", he got up and directed: "Light!"

"The lights are OK!"

The director ordered: "Props!"

"The props are ready!"

"The actors are in place!" The director sat down on the stool, "Get ready..."

Suddenly, Yin Tianchou raised his hand: "I'm sorry, director! According to the character's background and personality, when I act later, I want to be more naughty in terms of rhythm, but it is a bit contradictory. What do you think?"

The scene was suddenly quiet, and everyone was watching Yin Tianchou.

The director picked his teeth with a toothpick: "Okay, turn it on!"

The photographer yelled: "Power on!"

Staff: "Scene No. [-] in the third scene! ACTION!"

Boom!A gunshot!

Yin Tianchou was shot in the chest, the explosive device inside his clothes exploded, and he fell down.

Du Juaner held the rope in her hand, landed from the top of the church, and kept shooting, her moves were very cool.

Du Juan'er was besieged by many killers and shot by her one after another.

After fierce fighting, the killers were defeated.

Lin Yu came out, raised his submachine gun, and confronted Du Juan'er.

Immediately afterwards, the two dropped their submachine guns, picked up the rocket launcher, and aimed at each other.

A flock of frightened white pigeons flew nearby, creating an atmosphere of "Wu Yusen's violent aesthetics".

puff!

Lin Yu was stabbed in the stomach by Du Juan'er's dagger and fell to the ground on his back!

This shootout is perfect.

Unexpectedly, the priest played by Yin Tianchou came suddenly, his footsteps were unsteady, and his body was staggering.

The director took a look and stood up abruptly: "CUT!"

Du Juaner asked: "Director, what's the matter?"

The director pointed at Yin Tianchou: "What is that person behind you doing? You're already dead!"

The assistant director rushed to Yin Tianchou: "Hey! What are you doing! Aunt Xia!"

Aunt Xia hurried over: "What's the matter, Brother SUNNY?"

The assistant director grabbed Yin Tianchou's scarf: "What's this trickster doing?"

Lin Yu and the other killers got up and watched the fun with a smile on their faces.

Du Juaner frowned slightly, staring at Yin Tianchou unhappily.

The director asked: "Why do you keep dying, you can't die?"

Yin Tianchou replied: "Because the character I designed is more naughty, so the hidden line in my heart is, I don't want to die."

After hearing this, everyone covered their mouths and snickered.

Aunt Xia bared her teeth and stared, almost going crazy.

The director was annoyed: "If you don't want to die, you have to die!"

Yin Tianchou said: "Actually, I almost died. If you give me a little more time, I will die!"

"Hey!" Du Juaner said angrily, "Do you know how many frames are there in one second?"

After seeing the film, Yin Tianchou thought that Du Juaner wanted to investigate his film and television knowledge.

Yin Tianchou happily replied: "There are 24 negatives in one second, sister Juan."

Du Juaner: "Do you know how many seconds were in the scene just now?"

Yin Tianchou thought for a while: "Probably, 1 minute."

Du Juaner's expression became angry: "Do you know how many seconds, how many frames, how much money, and the time and effort of the staff were wasted because you didn't want to die?"

While scolding, Du Juan'er approached Yin Tianchou, her spitting stars flew on Yin Tianchou's face.

Yin Tianchou was dumbfounded and speechless.

The assistant director held up the script materials and hit Yin Tianchou on the head: "Damn! What are you doing for food!"

Du Juan'er turned around and reprimanded the director: "Please! You need to find some professionals for the tricks! Change people and reshoot!"

After speaking, Du Juan'er left angrily.

The director was full of anger and pointed at Yin Tianchou's nose: "Be smart! Idiot!"

The assistant director pushed Yin Tianchou: "Go away! Go home and think about how to die!"

Aunt Xia hurriedly grabbed Yin Tianchou and walked outside the studio.

Yin Tianchou was unwilling: "Aunt Xia, what did I do wrong?"

Aunt Xia said: "Don't ask me any more, I don't know what you are doing! Let's go!"

Yin Tianchou suddenly realized: "You reminded me, I have to go back to the Neighborhood Welfare Association to open the door, and I will be back soon!"

Aunt Xia hurriedly refused: "You don't have to come back! Please! Don't let me take the blame again!"

In the studio, the assistant director pointed to an extra who had just arrived.

"Hey! Come here! Will you die!"

This extra actor is a martial arts superstar - Jackie Chan!

The reason why Jackie Chan cameo in this movie is because of the agreement with Zhou Xingchi to help each other.

In Jackie Chan's movie "Glass Bottle", Zhou Xingchi played a cameo as a patrolman. His appearance time was very short, but he was very funny.

Jackie Chan walked up to the director: "Director, how do you want me to die?"

"Shot to death, get ready!" The director raised his hand, gesturing like a gun, "ACTION!"

Jackie Chan fell to the ground in an instant, clutched his chest, struggled for a few seconds, and died quickly.

"Can you do it, director?" Jackie Chan got up.

The director was satisfied: "That's right, go change your clothes!"

Jackie Chan bowed: "Thank you!"

Lin Yu hurriedly stopped Jackie Chan: "brother, where did you learn acting?"

Jackie Chan said: "I have never studied acting."

Indeed, Jackie Chan is not a professional actor, and has never learned professional acting skills.

Lin Yu gave a thumbs up: "You are a genius! Your acting skills are so good!"

Jackie Chan patted Lin Yu on the shoulder: "you can use dim sum, use dim sum!"

Lin Yu clenched his fist: "Well! I will work hard!"

Yin Tianchou also leaned over and looked at Jackie Chan with admiration: "I will definitely work hard."

The assistant director found Yin Tianchou and stretched out his hand to push him: "What are you still doing here, get out!"

Yin Tianchou said: "Brother Sunny, can I have some skewers of roast lamb?"