I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Lin Yu said modestly: "It's not that I'm great, it's these two magnets that are great!"

After several fights, Lin Yu used his wisdom to suck Yin and Yang into the furnace and burn them to death!

Thinking that the danger was over, the emperor walked out from behind the table: "Ah Fa! You have a trick!"

Lin Yu said: "Thank you, Your Majesty! It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, let's go quickly!"

All the doctors followed Lin Yu and the emperor and walked out of the gate.

Outside, corpses were strewn all over the place, it was too horrible to look at.

Lin Yu shouted: "wife!"

The emperor asked, "Is your wife here too?"

Lin Yu said, "yes, she came with me."

The emperor said: "Quickly introduce me to you..."

Suddenly, the wind blows the leaves, and the breath is strong.

In an instant, several holes were cut in Lin Yu's robe.

The Wuxiang King and the witch led a large group of people, and rushed here with a murderous look.

When Yuan witch saw Lin Yu and the emperor, she said in amazement: "Why are they still alive? Could it be that something happened to my son? "

Lin Yu said: "Your stupid son has been killed by me!"

The witch was shocked: "My son is dead? Impossible! Impossible!"

Lin Yu said: "If you don't believe me, smell it. Does it smell like burnt meat? Your stupid son fell into the stove and burned to death!"

The witch sniffed her nose, and she really smelled the smell of burnt meat!

King Wuxiang ordered: "Don't talk nonsense! Get rid of them!"

The witch worked hard to make a fortune, the residual leaves turned into knives, and the knives were deadly!

Lin Yu grabs the emperor and hides in the tent.

The witch laughed wildly triumphantly: "Hahaha... No matter where you hide, you will die!"

Lin Yu quickly took out the zero-shot small steel cannon, bit it in his mouth, and took off the two big ears on the hat.

He tore off the black cloth on the surface of the big ears, revealing the metal material, which looked like a propeller.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu put the two propellers together and rotated his hands to form a strong wind, blowing down the tent and the enemy's minions.

Wuxiang Wang was surprised: "What is this?"

Lin Yu continued to turn the propeller vigorously, leaving his feet off the ground and rising into the air.

Doctor A: "Wow! So exaggerated?"

The emperor said excitedly: "It's not an exaggeration at all! It's an invention that transcends time and space!"

Lin Yu ignited the fire mark of the small steel cannon in his mouth, and began to shoot out the ammunition!

Boom!The ammunition explodes on the ground, and the enemy is defeated!

The witch took a few steps back: "Is there a mistake?"

boom!The witch was hit by ammunition and blown to pieces!

Seeing that the situation is not good, King Wuxiang evacuated immediately!

Lin Yu stopped attacking and landed easily.

He found a woman lying in front, wearing the same clothes as Jia Ling.

Lin Yu knew that this woman was not Jia Ling.

"Husband!" Carina's voice came.

Lin Yu turned around and saw Jialing and several women coming.

Lin Yu asked, "wife, where did you go?"

Jia Ling said with a smile, "Just now, I ran into the elder sister of the next village. She said that the next village had a big sale, so she took me to go shopping! What are you doing here?"

Lin Yu said, "I'm looking for you!"

Jia Ling was curious: "Why is there a fire here?"

Lin Yu said: "I'm here to bake something!"

Jia Ling asked: "Bake something?

Lin Yu said: "Yes, grilled chicken wings and lamb chops!"

Jia Ling asked again, "Why are all these people lying on the ground?"

Lin Yu: "It's normal to lie down when you're full and drunk!"

Not wanting to scare Jia Ling, Lin Yu deliberately perfunctory her.

Jia Ling asked: "What's wrong with you? You're in such a mess, and your clothes are still in tatters. What's going on?"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "just now, everyone robbed a chicken wing, because they robbed too much, so it happened like this!"

Jia Ling shook her head: "Honey, do you think I'm an idiot? There's clearly been a fight here..."

The emperor approached Lin Yu and smiled at Jia Ling.

Jia Ling shifted her attention and looked at the emperor, "You... where did you buy your leather jacket?

The emperor pointed to the leather coat that wrapped him up: "This leather coat?"

Jia Ling said, "Yes, it's quite unique."

The emperor said: "If you like it, just wear it!"

Jia Ling said: "Oh, I don't like your leather jacket, and I don't want to take advantage of you. If I want your leather jacket, I can ask my husband to buy it for me. My husband is very rich! I want to tell you You, this dress doesn't match you at all, just the color doesn't suit you, look at your belly, if it's that big, don't wear this dress! Look at your hair, what does it look like!"

Several other women also surrounded the emperor, criticizing him.

Jia Ling said: "Husband, you continue to roast chicken wings, let's go to the next village for a stroll!"

Lin Yu said, "OK, be careful."

Jia Ling and the girls left, chatting and laughing.

Lin Yu looked at Jia Ling's back and said to the emperor, "She is my wife!"

The emperor patted Lin Yu on the shoulder: "Your wife is very connotative!"

……

The next day, Lin Yu escorted the emperor back to the palace to celebrate together)

The national teacher with nose hair shouted: "Brother Fa!"

He stepped forward to try to hug Lin Yu, but was pushed away by Lin Yu, then grabbed Lin Yu's arm, kissed his clothes, and expressed his respect.

Lin Yu hated the national teacher with nose hair. He knocked down the national teacher with nose hair. He got up again and hugged Lin Yu's calf.

The emperor took over the pennant of "Successful Escort, Heavily Rewarded", awarded it to Lin Yu, and put a jade pendant on him.

Lin Yu was not polite, and pointed to the night pearl on the crown on the emperor's head.

This luminous pearl is bigger than a pigeon's egg and is priceless.

The emperor reluctantly gave up his love, and generously took down the Ye Mingzhu and gave it to Lin Yu.

Lin Yu went home and roasted a duck for Jia Ling to taste.

While eating roast duck, Lin Yu couldn't help laughing again.

Jia Ling asked: "Husband, you have been laughing since you came back from the palace. What is so funny?"

Lin Yu said deliberately: "I saw a fat woman who fell into the ditch!"

Jia Ling asked: "Fat woman fell into the ditch, what's so funny!"

Lin Yu said: "Fat woman! Ditch! Hahaha..."

Infected by Lin Yu, Jia Ling also laughed.

Lin Yu tore off a duck leg and put it in Jia Ling's bowl.

Jia Ling praised: "Honey, your roasted duck is so delicious! I really like it!"

Lin Yu said: "Honey, the three meals in the past were all simple and light food, do you mind?

Jia Ling said: "You never mind eating my cooking, and I don't care anymore! It's all right now, you have learned how to grill, and I am very happy!"

Lin Yu said: "for a long time, except for some great inventions, I didn't even give you a gem! Do you have any objection?"

Jia Ling said: "I have a problem. What kind of broom and slippers do I need to use two feet to sweep the floor, leaving two hands in vain. As a result, one hand has to clean the window, and the other hand has to be washed." Clothes, I don't know how troublesome it is!"

Lin Yu said, "You finally found out?"

Jia Ling said, "That's right, and there's one more thing. I'm really too lazy to tell you about your rotten range hood. I get angry when I talk about it!"

Lin Yu chuckled and put his hands deep into his arms.

Jia Ling took a look and quickly asked, "Husband, what kind of gems are you hiding, show me quickly!"

Chapter 826 Understand the Emperor's Difficulties

Lin Yu smiled slightly, took out the Ye Mingzhu bestowed by the emperor, and put it on the dining table.

Jia Ling hurriedly opened the box, seeing the treasure, she couldn't help crying with joy.

Lin Yu asked, "wife! What's the matter with you?"

Jia Ling sobbed and asked, "You... did you rob?"

Lin Yu: "I didn't rob!"

Jia Ling asked: "If you didn't rob, how could you have the Ye Mingzhu?"

Lin Yu said: "Because I cured a rich man, he took a lot of medical expenses for me, so I will buy Ye Mingzhu for you!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Yu put Ye Mingzhu in Jia Ling's palm.

Jia Ling was so excited that she could hardly speak and danced around the room.

Lin Yu asked, "wife, are you okay?"

Jia Ling said: "I'm so happy, I can't control myself! This luminous pearl is so beautiful, I love your husband!"

Lin Yu said: "My wife, I love you too, for the rest of my life!"

It took a few minutes for Jia Ling to control her emotions.

Lin Yu took Jia Ling's hand and sat down at the table again.

"Honey, eat the roast duck quickly, or it will be cold."

Jia Ling picked up the duck leg and asked as she ate, "Honey, can you teach me how to kebab?"

Lin Yu asked: "Why do you want to learn to barbecue?"

Jia Ling said: "After I have learned it, I can cook kebabs for you every day."

Lin Yu readily agreed: "Okay, starting tomorrow, I will teach you how to make barbecue!"

……

palace, imperial garden,

Lin Yu stood in front of the grill, busy grilling various delicacies.

The emperor tasted "pig intestines with green onions" and was full of praise.

"I've never eaten such delicious food in the palace. It's delicious, it's so delicious!"

Lin Yu said: "That's because the imperial dining room dare not cook pig offal for the emperor, so the emperor has never eaten pig intestines."

The emperor swallowed the pig's large intestine: "From today on, this "pig's large intestine with green onions" must become the main dish of the imperial dining room."

Lin Yu said: "Your Majesty, the 'Spicy Roasted Deer Whip' is out, try it while it's hot."

The emperor's eyes flashed brightly: "I have drank deer blood, eaten venison, and eaten deer penis, but I have never eaten roast deer penis!"

He picked up a bunch of "spicy roasted deer penis" and ate it with relish.