I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Lin Yu said: "The emperor likes it, so eat more, it can nourish the kidney and strengthen the yang."

The emperor said: "Although the taste of the roasted deer penis is good, don't be greedy, so as not to make up too much, and the internal fire will be too full."

Lin Yu said with a smile: "the emperor has three palaces and six courtyards, so don't be afraid of excessive internal fire."

The emperor suddenly put away his smile and ate the "spicy roasted deer whip" silently.

After eating, the emperor said: "Ah Fa, I heard that the largest brothel in the capital, "Huixian Yaxu", has a new beauty from the Kingdom of Jin, whose name is Qin Cao! Hearing this name already makes people nosebleed, you go and check her background as soon as possible! If there is no problem, bring her to see me!"

Lin Yu said deliberately: "No way, Your Majesty, such a good task is assigned to me?"

The emperor said: "Ah Fa, you are my confidant, and everyone knows that you love and love my wife, and you will never steal the woman I like! This task belongs to you!"

Lin Yu said: "Forgive me for speaking bluntly, the emperor already has three thousand beauties in the harem, why should he go out and eat?"

The emperor sighed, turned his back to the sky, and shed tears of sorrow.

Lin Yu pretended to be surprised: "Your Majesty, why are you sad?"

Before the emperor could answer, the eunuch shouted: "The beauties of the harem have arrived!"

In an instant, a group of concubines ran into the imperial garden.

They are all like wolves and tigers, either ugly girls or yakshas.

The leading concubine is tall and burly, with a full mouth and a beard, holding her nostrils with her index finger, she is exactly "like a flower"!

All the concubines surrounded the emperor, flattering him one after another.

The emperor said, "Ah Fa, do you understand now?

Lin Yu nodded, expressing his understanding: "I fully understand! Your Majesty, if you hold on a little longer, I will finish the piano exercises for the Emperor as soon as possible!"

Huixian Yaxu.

Lin Yu and Foyin were kicked out by a turtle man.

Gui Gong pointed at the seal of Buddha and scolded sharply: "You think this is a low-level brothel, bring enough money to join the club!"

Foyin's face turned red, and he said angrily: "It's unreasonable! I've been visiting brothels for many years, and I haven't lost face as much as I do today! I brought people to smash his place!"

Lin Yu said impatiently, "Shut up!"

Foyin continued to complain: "It's unreasonable!"

Lin Yu said: "I was ordered to come to "Huixian Yaxu" to perform a task, and I must act in a low-key manner. Can you restrain your emotions?"

Foyin shook his head back and forth angrily: "There's no reason for that! There's no reason for that..."

Lin Yu kicked the Buddha's seal: "Damn! You are so quiet for a while!"

Foyin almost fell down and stood up quickly: "We didn't bring enough money, how can we get in?"

Lin Yu said: "I am a man disguised as a woman, and you pretend to be my father, playing a trick of prostitution!"

After hearing this, Foyin gave a thumbs up: "Good idea!"

Soon, Lin Yu and Foyin disguised themselves and walked into "Huixian Yaxu".

The bustard appears.

The actor playing the bustard is Sister Shiliu.

"Old man, I heard that you want to sell your daughter, what should I look for first?

Foyin said: "My daughter is a beauty in the world!"

Then, Lin Yu came and shook his long hair.

Foyin asked: "What do you think?"

Seeing Lin Yu's appearance, the old bustard's face trembled a few times: "I really want to hit someone, can you let me slap her hard?"

Lin Yu said: "Hey, don't be so mean. When you come out to fish, you have to give others a step down! You want to slap me a few times, so why don't I want to beat you with a stick?"

The old bustard immediately went into a rage: "You beat me up! How dare you talk to me like that! The girls in "Hui Xian Ya Xu" are all beautiful, especially those beauties from the Kingdom of Jin! Believe me, big eyes, high nose, small mouth..."

Lin Yu said: "Stop bragging! Tell them to come out and compare!"

The old bustard sneered: "Compare to what? Even the way she picks her nose is a hundred times more beautiful than you! You two, hurry up and get out! Otherwise, I will really slap you a few times!"

Lin Yu retorted: "It's too exaggerated, the way you pick your nose is more beautiful than me?"

The old bustard said, "Don't believe me? Open your eyes and have a look."

At this time, a beauty from the Kingdom of Jin came down the stairs.

The men surrounded the beauties of the Kingdom of Jin, vying to show their hospitality.

The old procuress asked triumphantly: "You see clearly, isn't she a hundred times more beautiful than you?"

Lin Yu snorted: "That's all."

The old bustard said: "Oh, your tone is so sour, you are jealous, envious, hahahaha..."

Suddenly, Lin Yu saw a man in black sitting opposite him, smoking a cigarette.

He observed intently, the man was slender, fair-skinned, and had two mustaches on his lips. He was the piano girl played by Li Ruotong.

In the movie "The Secret Detective Ling Lingfa", Qin Cao's real body is actually the big villain—the King of Wuxiang!

Qin Cao got up and walked to Lin Yu: "Miss, do you want to dance!"

Lin Yu didn't answer, but stared at Qin Cao.

Qin Cao approached Lin Yu, and raised his eyebrows: "you stand here, neither moving nor making a sound, can you not dance or talk?"

Lin Yu said: "I don't know you..."

Qin Cao introduced herself: "My surname is Qin, and my single name is Cao!"

Her eyes are very charming. ,

At this time, several beautiful girls came down from upstairs.

Foyin said excitedly: "Oh, Ah Fa, there are so many beauties!"

Lin Yu pushed away the piano exercise and grabbed Foyin's sleeve: "Get out!"

Foyin followed Lin Yu and left "Huixian Yaxu".

……

Back home, Lin Yu shouted, "wife!"

Jia Ling said: "Husband is back! Husband, I made a new dress and I plan to wear it for my birthday the day after tomorrow. Don't you think it's pretty?"

Lin Yu admired Jia Ling's new clothes and praised: "It's red, green and green, very fancy!"

Jia Ling: "The day after tomorrow, I invited my parents and relatives and friends to have dinner together! You remember to come back early, do you know? Do you remember?"

Lin Yu said: "Don't worry, I will come back early and cook barbecue for everyone!"

Jia Ling sniffed her nose: "Husband, how come there is a scent on your body?"

Lin Yu said: "Your nose is really good, I specially bought rouge powder and gave it to you!"

After speaking, Lin Yu took out the rouge and gouache.

Jia Ling asked, "Why did you buy rouge powder for me?"

Lin Yu said: "Because you are going to celebrate your birthday! You must dress up beautifully."

Jia Ling said happily: "Husband is so good! You can go take a shower!"

The next day, Lin Yu came to "Huixian Yaxu" alone.

He took out his banknote and joined the membership.

The old bustard said: "Welcome Your Excellency, become a new member of "Huixian Yaxu". Seeing Your Excellency, I don't seem to know what it is, but I feel a little magical in my heart..."

Obviously, the old bustard didn't recognize Lin Yu who was disguised as a woman yesterday.

Lin Yu asked: "Is it the feeling of wanting to slap several times?"

The old bustard said, "Yes!"

Lin Yu changed the topic: "Is there a piano girl here?"

The old bustard replied: "Yes!"

Lin Yu said, "I want to see her right away!"

The old bustard smiled and said, "You want to see Miss Qin Cao? Look, everyone here wants to see Miss Qin Cao!"

Downstairs hall, full of men

Lin Yu exclaimed: "Fuck, so many people want to see Qin Cao?"

The old procuress had a showy expression: "Qin Cao girl, she is the top card of our "Hui Xian Ya Xu"!"

A customer said to Lin Yu: "Hey, wait in line, don't think that you don't have to wait in line because you are handsome and talented!"

Lin Yu teased: "I'm handsome, everyone knows me! I'm talented, and you can see it!"

Another customer said: "I can also see that you are very sincere and caring, and you are really first-class as a friend!"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Oh no, I let you see it all, then I must treat you to dinner!"

The customer said: "Of course we have to treat guests to dinner! But, you have to line up! Don't try to jump in line!"

Lin Yu didn't fight with these men, he quickly stepped back and stood by the corner.

Then, Lin Yu took out the grill and food box of "Wanjie BBQ System".

He is going to bake a delicacy to attract Qin Cao.

Chapter 827 Rushing to Buy and Burn Rabbit Heads

The delicacy baked by Lin Yu is "Spicy Roasted Rabbit Head"!

Fragrant, spicy, and rich in flavor, it is an excellent barbecue to conquer the taste buds!

Soon, a strong smell of meat filled the entire hall.

Smelling the smell of meat, everyone turned their heads one after another and found Lin Yu standing behind the grill, turning over the head of the rabbit with a smile.

Immediately afterwards, Qin Cao, the bustard and the girls were also attracted by the "spicy roasted rabbit head".

Ding! "Wanjie Barbecue System" starts!

[Master please pay attention!Release the second task of "Zhou Xingchi's Top Ten Movies", the tenth "Ouchi Secret Detective Zero Zero Hair"! 】

[Set up a stall to sell barbecue in "Huixian Yaxu" to earn money from the old bustard and Qin Cao! 】

[If the mission is successful, 3000 barbecue points will be rewarded; if the mission fails, 6000 barbecue points will be deducted! 】

Lin Yu laughed, the system released the task this time too slowly, one step behind Lao Tzu!

However, in front of everyone, it is a little difficult to set up a stall to sell barbecue to earn money for piano exercises.

After all, Wu Xiang Wang pretends to be Qin Cao, and is currently the leading girl in "Hui Xian Ya Xu". As long as she wants to eat "Spicy Roasted Rabbit Head", everyone will rush to buy it for him, and she doesn't need to pay for it.

Sister Pomegranate, the old bustard, walked to the grill and pointed at Lin Yu: "Hey, young man, why are you grilling meat here?"

Lin Yu asked, "Why can't I barbecue here?"

The old bustard said: "Please, this is "Huixian Yaxu", which belongs to a high-end place, not a hotel or a street, you..."

Before he finished speaking, the old bustard's stomach growled a few times!

She was tempted by the "Spicy Roasted Rabbit Head", which aroused the glutton in her belly!

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Don't you drink and eat meat in high-end places? Don't you girls drink and eat meat with you guys? My spicy roasted rabbit head is guaranteed to make everyone enjoy it!"

Suddenly, Qin Cao stood up, walked slowly, with a smile on his face: "I said, why is it so delicious, it turns out that what the young master roasted was a rabbit's head, and I have never eaten a rabbit's head."

Seeing that Qin Cao expressed interest, the bustard stopped blaming Lin Yu.

The reason why Wuxiang Wang pretended to be a beautiful woman in a brothel was to attract the emperor.

Now that Lin Yu appears in "Huixian Yaxu", Wuxiang Wang must use his tricks to get close to Lin Yu, charm Lin Yu, and then wait for the opportunity to meet the emperor.

Lin Yu said: "Each spicy roasted rabbit head costs ten taels of silver!"

Qin Cao said: "I thought the young master would give me a roasted rabbit head to taste."

Lin Yu said: "Based on the beauty of the girl Qin Cao, I should be able to taste the 'Spicy Roasted Rabbit Head' for free, but I am always a businessman, and I can't give away barbecue for free, just like a guest visiting a brothel, can't eat Bawang meal for free, and You can’t call a girl for free.”