All Heavens TV: Beginning Guidance on Monkey King's Apprenticeship

As soon as he talked about eating, Bai He Tongzi was eloquent, and the group of people who were talking swallowed their saliva and stared at the instant noodles in his hand, forgetting the purpose of coming.

Seeing everyone's expressions, Boy Baihe made a difficult decision: "Would you like to have a bucket?"

Gollum~

The crowd swallowed with difficulty, looked at each other and said embarrassingly, "No...it's not very good..."

"Chuckling..."

"Chi Liu..."

Not long after, a group of monks wearing Taoist robes sat on the steps eating instant noodles and gnawing chicken feet. Feeling spicy, they turned on the cool and delicious Coke next to them and took a big sip, enjoying the bursting of the ice-cold and refreshing soda The comfort in the mouth, one by one issued a 'tsk tsk' admiration.

"It's not me, this instant noodle is truly the best in the world!"

"Indeed, I have lived for so many years, and I have never encountered such delicious food as instant noodles. Instant noodles with ham are the best things I have eaten in my life!"

"This crispy bone chicken feet is really delicious, spicy and crispy, I don't know how it is made."

"In my opinion, Coke is the best in the world. This is the truly indescribable delicacy. When you take a sip, the icy and delicious taste buds burst, and you are filled with joy. In my opinion, Coke is better than Yulu Wine. tasty!"

"I still think potato chips are delicious..."

For a while, everyone sat on the steps holding buckets of instant noodles and discussing, quite a bit pointing.

Boy Baihe ignored them, and even secretly tightened the sack of snacks with his small hands. This is his lifeblood and ration, so don't move!

A group of people were discussing which kind of snacks are delicious, eating instant noodles while talking, and in the end even drank the last sip of instant noodle soup, then stared at Bai He boy eagerly, licked his lips and said: "Brother Bai He , a little more?"

"Yeah, brother, I think you still have a lot of snacks in your bag that we haven't seen before. How about some more?"

"No more! If you want to eat, go buy it yourself!"

Boy Baihe was holding the sack with snacks in his whole body, and he looked like he would risk his life to fight whoever dared to go forward. The monks who watched were extremely disappointed.

Yeah, this stuff is so delicious, it must be expensive, right?

After all, in Xiniu Hezhou, they have never heard of such good things as instant noodles, ham sausage, spicy sticks, potato chips, cola, etc. They must have stepped into a certain level of circles to learn about these secrets and delicacies.

They...maybe they won't be able to eat such delicious food again...

While everyone felt regretful, Boy Baihe snorted and said, "If you want to eat, go buy it from Junior Brother Wukong yourself!"

Ok?

For a moment, everyone's regretful emotions rose, and their eyes widened.

Can this thing really be bought?

Chapter 12 Snacks and Beverages, Dimensionality Reduction Strike

Everyone licked the remaining soup on the edge of the instant noodle bucket, thoughtfully.

Can these worldly delicacies really be bought?

Brother Wukong?

Who is Wukong?

By the way, it seems that Patriarch Subhuti took in a monkey last year, and that monkey should be called Sun Wukong.

Thinking about it this way, quite a few people remembered who Monkey King was.

When Patriarch Bodhi was preaching, he suddenly asked Baihe boy to pick up people. Many people thought that there was a second generation with a background. Who knew it was an ordinary monkey who had been doing odd jobs in the mountains for a year and a half. I have never seen a word of Fa.

Slowly, fewer and fewer people want to please and get acquainted with monkeys.

Unexpectedly, this monkey still has so many good things to sell?

Suddenly someone seemed to think of something, and asked in surprise: "I remember just now that the monkey was distributing things outside the dojo after the patriarch finished his lecture. Could it be that he wanted to sell snacks?"

"Yes! I've also seen that piece of paper, and many of the patterns on it are those things in our hands!"

"Hiss, let's go take a look now..."

Everyone hurriedly resigned, Baihe Boy nodded, and reminded: "For the juniors, Junior Brother Wukong said that there are rewards for recommendations, as long as you can help Junior Brother Wukong bring guests, Junior Brother Wukong will give you a lot of delicious snacks !"

"Okay, thank you brother for reminding me!"

"I'll go ahead!"

Not long after, everyone ran down the mountain one after another, asking other disciples where Sun Wukong was.

This group of monks is a group of outstanding talents with extraordinary aptitude and high cultivation level on Fangcun Mountain. They are like Baihe Boys, and wherever they go, there will be people bowing their heads and calling respectfully senior brothers, and they have a great influence.

At this time, someone saw the group of Tianjiao inquiring about the origin of the monkey together, looking aggressive, thinking that Sun Wukong had committed something, they all followed curiously.

One...

two...

three...

It didn't take long for a mob of people to follow behind the monks, and some gloated and pointed at the road, saying bad things about Monkey King.

"Presumptuous! How dare you speak ill of Junior Brother Wukong in front of me? Are you trying to provoke the relationship between Junior Brother Wukong and me? Find a fight!"

"Hit him, I dare to say that Junior Brother Wukong is wrong!"

"There will be another time, I want you to look good!"

The head monk frowned, pulled out the man and beat him up violently, and even some people who had eaten instant noodles made up their feet a few times, which made the surrounding disciples secretly startled.

Didn't these big men go to find trouble with Monkey King?

Why help Monkey King now?

No, that monkey has no background at all. When did he carry water and firewood on the mountain and know so many senior brothers with high cultivation?

Hey, is it possible that the monkey is the real boss and has been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?

Everyone was full of thoughts, and some people regretted the loss of the monkey flyer, and they were thinking about how to remedy it.

Soon, a group of people came to the courtyard where Monkey King lived, which was unexpected.

This ordinary courtyard is different from other places. The plaque on the door is crookedly engraved with the six characters of "Fangcunshan Commissary". There are fewer posters, which is indeed a refreshing feeling for the stereotyped style of the Fangcunshan residential area.

"It really is here!"

"That's a portrait of instant noodles!"

"There are also Coke, potato chips, and crispy chicken feet!"

The leading monks' eyes lit up, and they rushed in quickly. A group of disciples looked at each other, not knowing what happened, so they had to follow in.

In the yard, Sun Wukong was blowing up balloons to decorate the yard, when suddenly a group of people rushed in, leaving him dumbfounded.

Fuck, Senior Brother Bai He is so powerful?

Not long after he left, a group of guests were called to help the publicity?

Yes, Senior Brother Bai He, this promotion is really in place.

Sure enough, the monks who had eaten instant noodles hurriedly said when they saw the monkey: "Junior Brother Wukong, do you really sell instant noodles here?"

"Where's Coke? I love Coke the most!"

"If you have some, reserve some for me, the price is easy to negotiate!..."

Everyone was in a hurry and surrounded the monkey anxiously, for fear that they would not be able to eat delicious snacks in the future.

This scene stunned and shocked the following disciples.

It is well known that monks with high cultivation and aptitude, such as Baihe Boy, are either aloof or majestic, and have always maintained the demeanor of senior brothers, but why do they look like a group of uncles grabbing vegetables today?

By the looks of it, how attractive is it?

As if you are willing to offer your body for that never-before-heard 'snack'?

Sun Wukong was pulled so that his body was staggered, and he hurriedly said: "Brothers, please wait a moment, I will sell all these things, don't worry!"

"Coke, Sprite, Melon Seeds, Instant Noodles, Ham Sausage, Canned Chicken Feet, and Small Crackers are all kinds of snacks, but they can only be sold after three days, because the Fangcunshan Commissary will officially open in three days, and I hope all the seniors will come to meet them!"

"Originally these things will be sold after three days, but since all the brothers are here today, I can't be stingy."

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, smiled and asked someone to help boil the water. After inviting a few people to sit down, he went back to the store and took out a few buckets of braised beef noodles, partner ham sausage, meatballs, chicken legs, and chicken feet, and soaked them on the spot.

Not long after, the aroma of instant noodles began to permeate, and the monks in the yard smelled the smell, and the greedy worms in their stomachs were instantly aroused, staring straight at the few people who were eating instant noodles, wishing to replace them. noodle.

Seeing everyone's greedy saliva flow out, Monkey King smiled, fished out a few 2L bottles of Coke from the well, took out a disposable cup and poured a cup for each person in the yard: "Brothers, this is unique to my canteen. Coke, endless aftertaste, try it!"

Aftertaste?

No matter how you look at it, it is not as delicious as the instant noodles that those senior brothers ate.

Everyone was very regretful, but their mouths were a little dry when they saw a few people gnawing on instant noodles and eating chicken feet, so they drank Coke, and they were stunned for a moment.

Lie down, lie down!

What is this and why is it so delicious?

At the moment of entrance, it seems that there are 8000 million bubbles bursting in the mouth, each of which contains infinite ice and refreshing, and the indescribable deliciousness blooms on the tip of the tongue, it is so delicious that it explodes!

It's fucking delicious!

"Junior Brother Wukong, can I have another drink?"

"Me too!"

For a while, everyone drank coke and looked enviously at the few people eating instant noodles at the stone table.

When did Fangcun Mountain have such a delicious delicacy?

Not to mention Fangcunshan, looking at the lands of the demon kings, mortal kingdoms, monasteries and Buddhist holy places in Hezhou, Xiniu, these delicacies have never appeared before!

No wonder these brothers are so kind to monkeys, it turns out that it is because monkeys have so many delicious things in their hands!

If it were them, they would also want to lick monkeys!

Indeed, there is no such thing as seasoning in this era. In most mortal kingdoms, food and drink are simply boiled in a pot, not to mention the monsters in the mountains and the ascetic gods.

In ancient times, countries often fought hard because of seasonings and other things.

The appearance of snacks such as instant noodles and cola is simply a blow to dimensionality reduction!

Chapter 13

After making a statement, everyone reluctantly left.

The few monks headed by carried a box of instant noodles on their shoulders, and left with a bag of melon seeds, Sprite orange juice, chicken feet and other broken-mouthed snacks, all of them blushed, and walked with the wind, Seeing someone looking at him, he held his head high and looked proud.

These are naturally the recommendation rewards given by Monkey King to several people, and he also threatened that whoever can introduce people to the canteen will also give away snacks!

These words moved the hearts of the monks who had drunk Coke and smelled the aroma of instant noodles in the yard, and each of them was thinking about how to attract their friends to the canteen on the day of the opening, so as to earn this recommendation reward.

These delicacies are unheard of, and the monkeys have to open for sale in three days, presumably the price is not low!

Now that there are prizes for recommendations, why aren't they tempted?

Don't take it for nothing!

As for snatching the monkey's snacks... forget it.

A few senior brothers with high cultivation base let go, whoever dares to bully Sun Wukong, they will let the other party know why the flower is so popular!

Monkey is covered by someone and has goods in his hands. He is like a "monster" that will rise in Fangcunshan in the future. It's too late to please. Who would dare to offend?

As for now, of course it is time to promote it!

Otherwise, when these wolves recommend all the people on Fangcun Mountain, how can they get rewards?

The scene where several senior brothers left carrying a box of instant noodles and bags of snacks made them so jealous!

In the next few days, such a strange scene appeared on Fangcun Mountain.

The monks are no longer practicing in seclusion. They are visiting friends and visiting friends with leaflets from the commissary, vigorously promoting the snacks in the commissary.

"Junior brother, do you know what instant noodles are? What? You don't even know what instant noodles are? No way, no way. There is no one in the world who doesn't know what instant noodles are, right?"

"Have a bowl of instant noodles and partner ham in the middle of the night, with chicken feet in your hand, and you will be the happiest person in the world!"

"Senior brother, I haven't seen you for a long time. I've come to visit you. Have you ever drank Coke? Coke is a delicacy in the world. What, you don't know what Coke is? Do you know the Peach Festival in Heaven? Immortal and inferior! I am not ashamed, I have the honor to drink a glass of Coke!"

"Junior Sister, in a few days, you and I will go to the Fangcunshan canteen. There are many good things there, such as moving. After eating, you can't stop practicing!"