All Heavens TV: Beginning Guidance on Monkey King's Apprenticeship

"You don't even know what snacks are? You're so special, junior sister! You must know that my monks eat snacks, but what we taste in our mouths is reminiscence of life!"

"The beauty of the world is in snacks, eat in your mouth, and enjoy yourself in your heart!"

"Life is not only practice, but also snacks!"

"..."

For a moment, the entire Fangcun Mountain fell into some kind of strange scene, each monk was caught in a life of doubt, staring at the leaflet strangely, and on the opposite side was a "promoter" who was shouting and spitting.

Even though most monks don't care much about snacks, there are still many people who are interested in this sudden rise of things and agree to come to join in on the day when the canteen opens.

Time passed quietly.

On the day of the opening of Fangcunshan Commissary, hundreds of monks came here. The leaders were Baihe Boy and other arrogant monks. They all rubbed their hands with blushing faces: "Junior Brother Wukong, didn't you say it's opening today? Why is the door closed? with?"

"Yeah, we still want to buy snacks!"

"Junior Brother Wukong, how do you sell these snacks? We are brothers from the same school, so you have to give us a discount!"

Looking at the anxious monks, Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Don't worry, brothers, there is a small ceremony for the opening of this small store, which indicates that the future will be prosperous and prosperous, just wait a moment!"

Under the curiosity of all the monks, Sun Wukong lit [-] firecrackers, and the loud and lively firecrackers and strange smell permeated outside the canteen.

Immediately, the canteen opened.

On the opening day, activities such as lottery snacks, buy three get one free, sell prizes, small ticket lottery and other activities dazzled and amazed all the monks, especially those monks who won the lottery were extremely happy.

After all, Junior Brother Wukong said that the person who can win the prize is the child of luck. Who is not satisfied with this title?

On the same day, Sun Wukong said the rules for selling snacks, which is to exchange pills, spirits, spells, exercises, and instructions for snacks in the canteen, first come, first served, until sold out.

The scene was once heated, a lot of people were scrambling to buy snacks, especially the monk headed by Baihe Boy, who almost wanted to use the name of senior brother to suppress others.

If Sun Wukong hadn't used personal purchase restrictions as an excuse, most people might not be able to grab it at all.

The Bodhi Patriarch taught a lot of things, such as refining alchemy tools, hunting treasures, avoiding disasters and maintaining health, etc. There are countless ways to refine some elixirs and find spiritual fruits and spiritual grasses. Naturally, it is simply a child's science. Anyway, the monkey didn't say that he wanted very advanced items.

As for exercises and spells...

The ancestors of Bodhi didn't teach Sun Wukong magical powers, so naturally they dared not teach the methods in Fangcun Mountain, but it's not that they have to teach themselves the wonderful methods.

Most of them are birds and beasts, and the spirits of plants and trees are so intelligent that they have a set of practice inheritance, so why is it difficult to teach it to monkeys?

As for whether the monkeys can understand and cultivate, it's none of their business!

In just one day, more than half of the snacks in the canteen were sold out.

If it weren't for Monkey King's personal purchase restriction, I'm afraid it would be empty that day.

In addition to exchanging items such as pills, spirits, and spells, Monkey King also lowered the requirements, exchanging items such as gold, silver, jade, and wood, and exchanged a pile of jade, wood, and gold and silver ore.

He thought, Big Brother should be able to use these things.

Counting the bills, Monkey King couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, this time I finally got the cultivation method, and I can also use pills, spiritual fruits and other things to help my practice. In the future, I can practice while doing odd jobs and selling snacks.

All of this was brought by the eldest brother, otherwise he would have to stay in the mountains to do odd jobs, right?

Bodhi old man, if you don’t want me to say it earlier, why do you want me to chop wood and boil water, sweep the floor and wipe the table on the mountain?

While the monkey was humming, the departing Baihe Boy suddenly shot back, rubbing his hands and staring at him with a smirk, but his eyes quickly browsed the few snacks left on the shelf, and said, "Junior Wukong, I just saw you Most of the exercises obtained are unsightly, the best one is Chaoyunxia’s energy-replenishing, it’s too inferior, do you want better cultivation methods?”

Hearing these words, Sun Wukong was overjoyed and said: "Brother, tell me, I will listen to you!"

"Ahem... It's not bad for me to have this skill here. I think it can be ranked in Xiniu Hezhou. Even I can't practice it. It's a tasteless one. It's a pity to throw it away. If the junior would you like……"

Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said: "I am willing, my grandson is willing to exchange all the snacks in this shop with you for this method, please give me the method!"

Chapter 14 The Monkey Steps to Consummation

"Brother, this is what you voluntarily want to change, brother is not trying to take advantage of you!"

"This practice method is called Zixia Jinyang Hunyuan One Qi Method. Looking at the entire Xiniu Hezhou, there are very few people who can get this kind of method. It can absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, and the golden sun and purple clouds. For my own use, it is easy to cultivate to the point of becoming an immortal, but the requirements for aptitude and comprehension are extremely high, I have been enlightened for many years and I still don’t understand, so I will give it to you!”

"Junior brother, if there are still snacks in the future, don't forget me!"

Boy Baihe chuckled, threw a jade pendant at Sun Wukong, then threw a sack from his body, and began to load snacks on the shelves.

The monkey got the jade pendant but didn't know how to use it. He scratched his ear and scratched his cheek anxiously. After Baihe boy explained, he quickly put it on his forehead and stared at it intently. His body was gradually enveloped by a spiritual light.

Baihe boy was packing snacks while watching a play.

He can't understand this skill at all, and after so many years of comprehension, he can't even get started, let alone this monkey.

Patriarch Subhuti accepted this monkey into the mountain because he must have felt sorry for the other party, so he took a monkey to do odd jobs in the mountain.

If this monkey is really gifted, why can't Patriarch Subhuti teach magic arts to his disciples?

Anyway, he can't practice, so it's not bad to exchange for snacks.

Bai He Tongzi hummed a little song and put away the snacks, looking cheerful, he put away all the snacks in a short while, behind him was a bag that was several times bigger than a person.

"Junior Wukong's snacks are taken away, next time if you still have snacks, remember to remind me... Damn!"

Suddenly, Boy Baihe loosened his hand holding the bag, and a lot of snacks fell to the ground, but he didn't care to clean it up, but stared in the direction of Monkey King dumbfounded.

The monkey held the jade pendant, as if he had fallen into a state of harmony between man and nature, emitting a vast and majestic aura from his body, and the infinite aura surged in like a torrent, rushing menacingly into the monkey's head, and the jade pendant emitted bursts of Dao sounds faintly, Hype.

The wind is strong, and the aura is like the sea!

In Baihe boy's shocking eyes, Monkey King's aura rose rapidly.

Refining gas...

Refining Qi to Transform God...

Refining the gods is still empty.....

Practicing virtual harmony......

In just a few tens of breaths, Sun Wukong stepped directly from 0 cultivation base to the consummation of refining the virtual and combining the Tao, and he can instantly step into the fairyland with just one thought!

A faint sense of danger came from somewhere, which made Sun Wukong stop his breakthrough and wake up.

"Hey, this method is really good, thank you Senior Brother Bai He!"

Sun Wukong happily put the jade pendant in his arms, thinking to show his elder brother the next time we meet, when he suddenly found that Baihe boy was sluggish in place like a clay sculpture, he couldn't help but stretch out his hand in front of his eyes and said, "Brother Baihe, what's wrong with you?"

Boy Baihe was stunned for a long time, his heart was beating wildly, and he couldn't believe what he had seen before.

Gollum~

He swallowed hard and said, "Wu, Junior Brother Wukong, slap me to see!"

Sun Wukong had never heard of this kind of request, but he did it anyway, and the white crane boy who slapped the slap had stars in his eyes and became dizzy.

"Fuck! F*ck! F*ck!"

"It hurts! How is this possible! There are people in the world who just look at the kung fu and directly practice it to the point of perfection?!!! This is fake!"

"Ah, ah, how is this possible!"

Baihe Boy, who was awakened by the sting pain, broke down and ran out of the canteen covering his face, and started eoming, tears dripping down the ground like beads.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Damn it, he hadn't even comprehended half a word of that exercise until now, but Junior Brother Wukong mastered it in an instant not long after he got it?

And in just a few dozens of breaths, he stepped from a wild monkey to the practice of refining the void and consummating the Tao?

Hey, he's been practicing for thousands of years, and he's only at the late stage of cultivating the gods, and he doesn't know how many years it will take to cultivate to the point where he can become a master of Taoism!

How is this possible!

This is fake, it must be fake, the scene he saw just now was that he was so happy to get the snacks that he had hallucinations!

Baihe Boy was hit hard and felt that the world had collapsed. Sun Wukong chased after him, and when he got out of the canteen, he saw Baihe Boy squatting in the corner and drawing circles, like a woman who was raped by a strong man, her face was full Collapsed and confused, with clear tears on his face, he looked like "I'm sorry to see you".

"Brother Baihe, you... what's wrong with you? Who bullied you?"

Monkey King suddenly flew into a rage, and a terrible breath erupted from his body.

Seeing the aura that was several times more terrifying than him exuding from the monkey, Boy Baihe complained: "Oh, I didn't expect Junior Brother Wukong to have such terrifying aptitude. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I couldn't believe it."

"Ah? Aptitude? My old grandson doesn't know what aptitude is, so I absorbed spiritual energy according to Yu Peili's method, and it became like this as soon as I woke up."

The monkey scratched the back of his head in confusion, making Baihe Tongzi even more depressed, and kept drawing circles on the ground.

"By the way, Senior Brother Baihe, here are your snacks, you forgot to bring them just now."

Monkey King thought that Baihe felt that it was a loss to exchange snacks with Famen, so he patted him on the shoulder and smiled: "Don't worry, Senior Brother Baihe, I will be the first to notify you when there is stock in the commissary, and I will be the first to bring it to you if there is any delicious food." You have a try! In the future, you will come to my place to eat for free!"

Hearing these words, Boy Baihe was extremely moved,

For a foodie, what could be more important than the phrase 'eat for free'?

Boy Baihe gritted his teeth and struggled for a moment, then said dejectedly, "Junior Brother Wukong, I lied to you about something, don't be angry after you hear it!"

"Brother Baihe, you gave me such a good method and brought such a large number of customers, why should I be angry with you?"

"It's just...it's just that the origin of this practice method is not correct, and I'm afraid it will bring you trouble."

Boy Baihe dodged and said: "A hundred years ago, when I passed by the daughter country, I was teased by a monster. In a fit of anger, I went to the cave to get a jade pendant while he was not at home. The Zixia Jinyang Hunyuan Qi method came out of it. Later, the monster Dao was furious and shouted at people, and the whole Xiniu Hezhou rioted, and I didn't know that this bastard turned out to be the brother-in-law of the Great Bull Demon King of Jilei Mountain!"

"I was terrified. I hid and came down to Fangcun Mountain to pay homage to Patriarch Subhuti, and then I breathed a sigh of relief."

"To tell you the truth, when I arrived at Fangcun Mountain, I put this jade pendant under the futon where Patriarch Subhuti usually preached and meditated. The Bull Demon King and the True Immortal Ruyi haven't found it yet."

"Now that you are holding the jade pendant, I am afraid that something will happen to you in the future..."

Baihe Boy kept telling the whole story of the future, and his whole body was like a deflated balloon, not daring to look into Sun Wukong's eyes.

He didn't even dare to say this to Patriarch Subhuti, but Junior Brother Wukong is so kind to him, he can't just watch Junior Brother go to die, right?

He doesn't know who Ruyi True Immortal is, but the title of Bull Demon King can be said to be thunderous. Who among the demons and ghosts in Xiniu Hezhou has never heard of the name of this big demon king?

"Or let's put the jade pendant back under the futon that Patriarch Subhuti usually meditates on..."

Chapter 15 I'm Not Afraid When the Bull Demon King Comes

Seeing Baihe boy who was cautious like a child who made a mistake, Sun Wukong shook his head and smiled, his eyes were a little touched, and he said seriously: "Thank you, Senior Brother Baihe, but I am not afraid of the Bull Demon King or Ruyi Immortal!"

"My elder brother told me that in the future, I will be omnipotent in the sky and the earth, jumping out of the three realms is not in the five elements, the gods in the sky, the demon kings in the ground, the dragon kings in the water, which one dares to disrespect my grandson?"

"In the future, I will be a well-known demon king in the Three Realms!"

"I am the Monkey King Sun Wukong of Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain!"

"I, fear nothing!"

"It doesn't matter if he is the Toriko Vigorous Bull Demon King or some kind of Ruyi bullshit fairy, if they dare to come, my old grandson will clean him up!"

Monkey King laughed loudly, looking at the sky boldly, exuding a domineering aura from his body, what a rebellious and lawless Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain!

Although he was wearing the sackcloth of a handyman, Baihe boy was shocked by the vigor on his face and the confidence in his gestures!

Whether it's the Ruyi True Immortal or the Strong Bull Demon King, they are not something small characters like him can provoke. The total number of disciples in Fangcun Mountain is probably not enough for these demon kings to pinch with one finger.

Obviously this monkey has not even cultivated to become a human immortal, but Baihe vaguely seems to have seen the scene of Monkey King who will dominate the world in the future.

It seems that this monkey will really become famous throughout the Three Realms in the future!

After sending Baihe boy away, Sun Wukong posted the four characters "snacks sold out" outside the courtyard, then closed the door and went back to the hut to watch the exercises, practice experience, spells, etc. that the snacks were exchanged for, and then fell into retreat. middle.

The reason why he failed to break through was because he was vigilant in the dark, as if he would be doomed if he broke through, so he suspended his practice.

Now, let's see if there is any way to prevent and resist disasters.

Sun Wukong watched seriously, but his brows could not help but frown.

Most of these spells and Taoism are small tricks such as blinding eyes, making fire, expelling wind, and controlling objects. They are very simple and not powerful, and they must not be able to prevent the crisis he is directly in.

After just a cursory look, Sun Wukong mastered all the spells, burning a cluster of flames at his fingertips, or blowing a strong wind, or the items on the shelves moved with his thoughts, or arched the earth , not very powerful.

"These people are shrewd, and they exchanged my precious snacks with unrefined spells..."

Sun Wukong slandered a few words, sat on the ground and meditated on the method, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

Brother once said that people are alive, and they must know how to be flexible in order to find a way to survive under difficult conditions.

Since these spells are weak, why doesn't he try to improve them?

Or soften all these spells together to become a brand new method with power and defense?