In this regard, Xia Houzhe curled his lips.
[I knew it, I became a big shot!Can you change the routine?You magic stick fortune-tellers, it's like this when you speak, I'm tired of hearing it!Next, do you have to tell me that you have a solution to the backlash?By the way, use this excuse to get me some money, and then run away? 】
【You liar!I will not be fooled by you!Young people in the new era, how can they believe this?I haven't become a fairy yet, so just lean back! 】
"Oh! It doesn't matter, if you retaliate, you will retaliate! I can't help it! I will be a hero again after 18 years, don't panic!"
Looking at the careless Xia Houzhe, Zuo Ci became anxious, could he have a contest?Come all the way, am I not tired?
"Fellow Taoist! We are all cultivators, I really don't want you to be punished by heaven! In fact, I have a way to help you solve the backlash! It's just...the price you need to pay is quite high! I'm afraid that the master will not want to!"
After finishing speaking, a smug light flashed in Zuo Ci's eyes, please beg me!I'll tell you if you ask me!
What you can't solve, I can solve!As long as you open your mouth, I will definitely obtain your means of obfuscating the secrets of heaven!
Hearing this, Cao Cao froze in place.
What Yuan Yi said... is right!Could it be that this Zuo Ci is really a magic stick?Use this to scam money?
It's okay, okay, I have Yuan Yi to see through his deception!Don't worry if you're not a fairy!
Then Zuo Ci's previous method... Yuan Yi will?
Chapter 119 Zuo Ci: Fellow Daoist, are you an immortal?
"No problem! Every extra day of life is earned!"
"Hehe! Fellow Daoist has a good heart! I don't know if you dare to learn Taoism with me? If you win me, this life-prolonging elixir will be yours! If you lose, then tell me the way to confuse the secrets of heaven." ,how?"
Zuo Ci gave a wry smile, and took out a small bottle in his hand, which contained a pitch-black pill.
Why doesn't this guy eat oil and salt?In this case, we can only initiate a challenge directly!
Hearing this, the eyes of Cao Cao and others suddenly lit up, the elixir of longevity?
"No! I won't! I don't care about this Dan! It's boring! I'll leave after eating."
As soon as he finished speaking, Xia Houzhe was pulled aside by Cao Cao.
"Yuanyi! If you can make this old man lose face, I have a treasure to reward you! How about it?"
"Chongbao? Can the lord reveal it first?"
Hearing these two words, Xia Houzhe's eyes lit up.
"Cough! I can't tell you now! My father got it from the first emperor in the early years! On the day I became an adult, my father gave it to me! It is very precious! It is also my favorite thing, as long as you pack this guy, I'll give it to you!"
Cao Cao pretended to be mysterious and whispered something, thinking of that thing made him feel sad for a while.
But he knew that this bastard would never move for no good.
Xia Houzhe was very excited: "Given by the first emperor? It must be very expensive! Don't worry, my lord! I was an excellent member of the Anti-Fraud Alliance back then! Leave this liar to me!"
"That elixir..." Cao Cao had longing in his eyes.
"Dan's a fart! There is no such thing as life extension! My lord, if you want to die early, I can give it to you! The heavy metals in that thing are seriously exceeding the standard, and you can't live for a few years if you eat it! I will crush it later, so as not to harm anyone."
After hearing these words, Cao Cao gave up his thoughts. Although he didn't know what heavy metal was, he believed in Xia Houzhe.
Afterwards, Cao Cao informed Xia Houzhe of all the methods Zuo Ci had used.
"Can you do it?"
"What are you panicking about! It's all just blindfolding! In my words, it's magic tricks, and you can also understand it as magic tricks, my lord!"
Hearing what he said, Cao Cao felt relieved!
You Zuo Ci, you actually let me lose face in front of my subordinates?And almost exposed me that I don't know how to tell fortunes?
It's simply a great hatred!
"Hehe! Mr. Wujiao, my military master actually knows how to sacrifice wine! He also knows the way of calculation that you showed!"
Cao Cao stroked his beard with a smile, and looked at Zuo Ci proudly.
Hearing this, Zuo Ci shook his head disdainfully: "So, fellow daoists have accepted the discussion?"
Xia Houzhe didn't answer, but his demeanor suddenly changed, giving him the feeling of a peerless master.
Close your eyes and pinch your fingers, then speak slowly after a few seconds.
"Zuo Ci! Lujiang native, living in Tianzhu Mountain! Study alchemy, understand the Five Classics, and understand the stars, and understand Liujia!"
Hearing this, Zuo Ci shook his hands, with horror in his eyes.
I can't see through him, but he can easily see through me and touch my heels?This way...
It's not over yet, Xia Houzhe's next few words shocked him beyond measure.
"Take Ge Xuan as an apprentice, pass on three volumes of his "Taiqing Danjing", and one volume each of "Jiuding Danjing" and "Jinye Danjing"! Is that right?"
bang...
The wine glass in Zuo Ci's hand fell to the ground in shock, and he staggered back a few steps.
"You... how do you know?"
"I figured it out! Isn't this the most basic thing?"
Xia Houzhe spread his hands casually, but Zuo Ci's pupils shrank suddenly.
Ge Xuancai had only been in his teacher's school for three days, and he hadn't passed the Golden Liquid Pill Sutra to the other party, he just planned to pass it on when he went back.
He can even know the thoughts in his mind, this way of calculation... how powerful is it?
"Friend Daoist, you..."
"Hahaha! Mr. Wujiao, I didn't lie to you, did I? My family's sacrificial wine is very good!"
Although Cao Cao was also shocked and didn't understand why Xia Houzhe knew so much, but now is definitely not the time to ask, let's save face before talking!
"Not only that! My family can also fish when offering wine. You need a pot, but he doesn't even want a pot! Do you believe it or not?"
Seeing Zuo Ci being deflated, Cao Cao was extremely happy. Anyway, Yuan Yi said that he is a member of the anti-fraud team, and he should be able to do it!
Hearing this, all the generals were also very excited, including the group of civil servants, all staring at Xia Houzhe, for fear of missing any details.
It turns out that Yuan Yi can also use immortal skills?so awesome?
But Xia Houzhe staggered and sat down on the stool.
[Wori!Is your old Cao mentally ill?Bragging about innovation? 】
【I just happen to know the identity of Zuo Ci!But you are fishing...how can I fish for you?Are you bragging about your hair?What do you want me to do? 】
Cao Cao's heart also felt a little thumping when he heard the words. Could it be...you can't do it?
"Fellow Daoist! You... are so profound? Impossible! I, Zuo Ci, don't believe it! Please show me!"
"That's right! Yuanyi, show it quickly, we all want to see it too!"
All the generals gathered together.
The corners of Xia Houzhe's eyes trembled, he took a deep breath, took the fishing rod with trembling hands, and pretended to stand on the stool to fish.
Now, even if his face is swollen, he has to act as a fat man once!Who let this pig teammate drive ducks to the shelves!
[It's cold, it's cold!Catch your grandma's legs!Lao Cao, can you show some brains if you brag?Don't beat me to death! 】
After finishing speaking, he sank his mind and put it in the system to see if there were any fish.
But the result disappointed him, there was nothing but a pile of food and snacks.
The last hope was gone, and Xia Houzhe was also in despair.
"Everyone, I..."
Just as he was about to open his mouth and forcefully quibble, Dian Wei rushed in from the door with a fishing rod in his left hand and a slightly moving fish in his right hand, weighing about four to five catties.
"My lord! I heard that you set up wine! Am I late?"
Seeing this scene, everyone turned their eyes to his hand...
"General Dian, you fish...what's going on?"
"Oh! This! Yuanyi asked me to go fishing a few days ago! But I haven't caught one after fishing for a few days, and I just hooked one!"
"It just so happened that the guards found me and told me that there is a banquet here, so I came here quickly! It seems that I am not late!"
Hearing this, Cao Cao and Xia Houzhe glanced at each other, and the two old bullies suddenly had a plan in their minds.
Xia Houzhe coughed lightly, with an inscrutable expression, and gently put down the fishing rod.
"Guys, I caught it! This is my answer!"
Cao Cao also stroked his beard and clapped his hands: "Okay! Yuan Yi is amazing! Not only did he not use a basin to catch the fish, but he also predicted today's competition a few days ago! Amazing! I admire it!"
"Hahaha! My lord, you're absurd! Don't be six!"
Xia Houzhe waved his hand, his face was full of complacency, and he was relieved with Cao Cao in his heart.
This Dianwei... came by such a coincidence!
Dian Wei patted his head, looking confused, put the fish and fishing rod away without even washing his hands.
Grabbing Xun Yu's robe and wiping his hands, he stretched out his claws to grab an elbow and began to eat.
Xun Yu: (? ▼Yi ▼) Nima!If I can't beat you, I have to push you to the ground and rub you!Don't know I have a clean freak?
Hearing these words, Zuo Ci was terrified. A few days ago... had he expected this scene?
Want to be so magical?Compared with him, I am so weak!
"Daoist friendliness! But just look at this!"
Zuo Ci waved his hand, and a few more fruits appeared in his hand out of thin air.
He also shared this with the onlookers.
This made them amazed. With this skill, they are not afraid of being starved to death at all!
"This? Me too!"
Xiahou waved him philosophically, and a bag of fruit fell from the system onto the table.
Looking at the bag, Zuo Ci fell into a life of doubt.
"Fellow Daoist, I...I'm convinced! I didn't expect that this time I went down the mountain, and I would meet someone with such profound skills as Fellow Daoist! I've learned a lot!"
"From what I've seen, fellow Taoists' means, I'm afraid they've reached the realm of a true immortal, right?"
"The path will recede here! Alas! Immortals are not to be blamed! I don't know whether the entry of a strange person like you into the world is a blessing or a disaster for a big man!"
"The big hermit hides in the city, is it... the truth?"
After finishing speaking, Zuo Ci made a salute, and when the green smoke exploded, he disappeared, leaving behind the bottle containing the elixir.
Looking at the bottle, there was a strong longing in everyone's eyes.
Chapter 120 The Lord's Baby
[Fuck!Leaving the scene actually has its own special effects?Are you so dedicated to being a magic stick? 】
Xia Houzhe had never regarded Zuo Ci as an immortal, how could he die if he became an immortal?
Lao Tzu, who cheats, has not yet become a fairy!
Seeing this situation, everyone looked at Xia Houzhe adoringly, even Zuo Ci was compared by Xia Houzhe?So how powerful is this sacrificial wine?
These means are too strong!
No wonder the war is so fierce, it turns out that it is a fairy!
"Yuanyi, are you... really a god?"
"I'm not sure if I'm a god, but you guys are really crazy! If you do a trick, you will treat it as a fairy trick? How can there be any gods! If there is one, I will be the first!"
Xia Houzhe rolled his eyes, crushed the elixir with one foot, and sat back beside Dian Wei, and the two of them ate.
It caused everyone so much pain that they almost beat their chests and stamped their feet.
"Then... your methods... and the elixir..."
Xun Yu asked curiously, expressing everyone's aspirations.
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