"I was shopping a few days ago, and I heard some businessmen say that there is a scammer named Zuo Ci recently, who specializes in tricks to deceive people, so I understand!"
"And his tricks of smoking and changing things are all leftovers from when I teased the little girl!"
It's a good thing that Zuo Ci didn't hear this sentence, otherwise he would definitely find him desperately.
"As for Dian Wei, it's just a coincidence! And that bag of fruit... the first day you met me? Where did I go without something to eat? What's wrong! Do you still want to eat this meal?"
Hearing the words, everyone suddenly realized, it turned out to be like this!
But even so, this military master's sacrifice to wine is extremely clever.Zuo Ci's tricks were seen at a glance!
Everyone gave him a thumbs up, and Xia Houzhe nodded, getting used to it.
When they think you're useless, do whatever you want.
When they think you are awesome, your shit will be bullshit, and your farts will be delicious farts!
People... that's how weird it is!
"My lord, baby...you promised me!"
"Uh...after dinner, I'll give it to you after they're all gone!"
Cao Cao waved his hand, with reluctance in his eyes.
Hearing this, everyone looked at each other in dismay.
Yuanyi called the lord baby?The lord said wait for no one to give it to him?
Want to be so wild?Can you two cover it up?Just make it public?
"Come on, Yuanyi! Let me introduce you. This is Guo Jia, Guo Fengxiao, and the other is Xizhong Xizhicai! You guys know each other!"
Hearing that Xia Houzhe looked at the two people behind Cao Cao, he was slightly taken aback.
[Old Cao said to find talents for me, and he really found two great talents!Fuck! 】
The smile on Xia Houzhe's face instantly bloomed. After wiping his body with his greasy hands, he reached out to Guo Jia and the others.
"Aha! Nice to meet you!"
Looking at the hands that were still full of oil and dirt, Guo Jia and the two of them twitched their mouths and held them together.
This sacrificial wine... is very casual!There is no airs of an expert at all!
At the dinner table, Dian Wei, Zhao Yun, and Cao Chun sat next to Xia Houzhe, chatting while eating.
Guo Jia, Xi Zhicai, and Xi Zhicai tried to squeeze past but couldn't get in.
"Yuanyi, your shit...give me some more? It's delicious! I've already eaten the lump I gave you last time!"
Cao Chun rubbed his hands and looked at him flatteringly.
"No problem! They're brothers in life and death, they've carried guns together! Whenever you come to my house, I'll give you a load!"
"Awesome! It's a deal! I haven't had anything to eat for days!"
Hearing the conversation between the two, the audience erupted.
Cao Cao stood up angrily and pointed at Cao Chun tremblingly.
"Come on! Fork him out!"
Looking at the back of Cao Chun leaving, Guo Jia and the others were horrified. This general of Cao Ying... actually eats shit?Oh My God!
Can this stay?Have we come to the wrong place?
That person who sacrifices wine is so good?Someone is rushing for shit?See you soon!
Thinking of that majestic and mighty general, holding a lump of gold in his hands, eating with a look of enjoyment, everyone's stomachs twitched.
yue~
After being interrupted by Cao Chun, a group of people lost their appetite after watching the banquet, and dispersed angrily.
Xia Houzhe didn't leave, and followed Cao Cao straight to his house, his hands still rubbing against each other, looking like a money fan.
Back at the mansion, Cao Cao carefully took out a box from the cabinet.
The box is actually made of agarwood, and when you take it out, you can smell a fragrance.
"My lord! How proud! You actually used agarwood as a box? How precious are the things inside?"
Xia Houzhe's eyes were like a kilowatt light bulb, flickering on and off.
Cao Cao gave a far-fetched smile, and gently touched the box, just like stroking his own wife, with reluctance and love in his eyes.
"Yuanyi! The things inside are very expensive! There are not many in the world, and the late emperor got them from the Western Regions! Usually I dare not take them out for fear of damaging them! After you get them, you must treat them well! Take good care of it! Do you hear me?"
It's rare for him to reward his great think tank, so naturally he wants to give the best thing!
Otherwise, if he is looked down upon by others, then he doesn't want to lose face?
[My god, don't act like I robbed your wife!Isn't it just a baby!What are you inciting! 】
Hearing that Xia Houzhe rubbed his hands quickly: "My lord, can you open it for me?"
From the Western Regions?Imported goods?not sure what it is!
Cao Cao took a deep breath and handed the box to Xia Houzhe, but... he was reluctant to let go of his hand.
[Fuck!You let go!Is there such a reward from you?It's like a bad friend when you give money to someone! 】
In the end, after some psychological struggle, Cao Cao gritted his teeth and let go, his whole body became distraught.
"Open it and have a look! I'm sure you like it!"
Full of expectation, Xia Houzhe opened the box bit by bit. When he saw what was inside, his face suddenly darkened and he became contemptuous.
"That's it?"(???? ) ?
"My lord, are you kidding me? This thing is the treasure you mentioned?"
Hearing this, Cao Cao was immediately unhappy, I gave you my treasure, why don't you seem satisfied?
"Why? Dissatisfied? Look at the color, how transparent! How smooth! How beautiful! It's like a work of heaven! I've only used it a few times! I can't bear it!"
"If you want to sell it, this thing should be at least five hundred gold! After all, it was rewarded by the late emperor. Can he sell simple things?"
"What? That's all? Five hundred gold? Which idiot would... um... pretend I didn't say anything."
Xia Houzhe yelled in surprise, but before he finished speaking, he stopped quickly when he saw Cao Cao's face was dark.
Then he sighed and looked at Cao Cao sympathetically.
"My lord... I thought I was already poor, but I didn't expect you to be... poorer than me! Alas! You actually think of this thing as a treasure?"
Cao Cao ignored his words, reached out to pick up a pair of glass cups inside the box, and held them in front of his eyes to look carefully.
The cup is transparent, wiped clean, without a trace of dust, but the style is a bit ordinary, just a tumbler.
There was colored glaze in the Eastern Han Dynasty, but the production methods were all in the hands of the royal family, and it was impossible to make such transparent colored glaze!
Mostly translucent.
"What do you know! I'm afraid this is the first time you've seen ice colored glaze? This is not comparable to ordinary colored glaze!"
"Even in the entire Western Regions, there were only two pairs of ice glass cups! One pair was buried by the late emperor, and the other pair was given to my father! So this pair is the only one in the world!"
"If it wasn't for the fact that Nian fought the war before you and made great contributions to me, I wouldn't give it to you!"
Seeing Cao Cao's reluctance, Xia Houzhe waved his hands with disdain.
"My lord, I don't want this thing. Give me the box. I've taken a fancy to the box! Also, if you like this glass, come with me to my house and I'll give you some!"
"What? You just want a box? My glass cup is not worth the wooden box? And how many more will you give me? Are you awake? I told you, this is the only pair left in the world! How could you have!"
Cao Cao screamed in surprise, he didn't believe it at all, the color of doubt was written on his face, but he still gave the box to the other party as he said.
He wished Xia Houzhe would not let him go.
"Agarwood box! How long can this be scraped off and burned? I haven't played with agarwood yet!"
Xia Houzhe put the box in front of his nose and sniffed it, it was indeed very fragrant.
"By the way, my lord, if you don't believe me, just go home with me and you'll find out! There are really a lot of these things in my house!"
"And what you said is so valuable, I think... we can cooperate!"
Xia Houzhe touched his chin and thought of a way to make money.
Five hundred gold for a pair of cups?I'm going to post it!
I don't know if Goudao has regressed or they have improved!
Now I am getting more and more worried!
What if we fail to do so and expose our force?Or leave more ways for yourself!
Even if you can't become a fairy, you can at least be the richest man!
Chapter 121 Cao Cao: Am I not living as well as Yuan Yi?
Afterwards, Cao Cao followed Xia Houzhe to his house with two glass cups in his arms.
Along the way, Cao Cao's cautious appearance almost made him burst out laughing.
Although colored glaze is slightly different from glass, in ancient times, who could tell the difference!
Back home, the three of them lying on the rocking chair saw them at a glance, and quickly got up to salute.
"Hello, lord!"
"Master! You're back! Sit down, we'll give you a massage!"
After the two girls saluted, they hugged Xia Houzhe one from the left and the other from the right, while Dian Wei continued to lie down.
Cao Cao curled his lips at this, and kept complaining in his heart.
"This bastard still doesn't understand the beauty of young women! After all, you are young and inexperienced... Sigh!"
"Lingqi, go and take out the thing under my bed and show it to the lord!"
Xia Houzhe waved his hand, and Lu Lingqi obediently rushed into his room, and a few seconds later, she came out with a big pot.
Looking at the pot, Cao Cao was stunned, so excited that he even broke his voice.
"How is it possible! Why do you have such a big glass cup!"
Cao Cao took the pot from Lu Lingqi's hand, carefully put it in his hand to observe, and took out his two cups from his arms for comparison.
Whether it is transparency or smoothness, Xia Houzhe's is superior.
Most importantly, his colored glass...is big and long!It is far from being comparable to the short and thin one on his body!
"Yuan...Yuanyi! Where did you get this...cup? This...would cost more than a thousand gold to buy it? Where did you get so much money?"
Such a baby is rare in the world!Yuan Shao and the others are envious of owning two small cups.
But this guy... has such a big one!And without saying a word, never take it out!
Cao Cao gently wiped Xia Houzhe's big glazed pot with his sleeve, for fear of getting dust.
Looking down at his two glass cups again, he suddenly felt that they were not fragrant.
"Crap! That's my chamber pot! But I haven't used it yet, I just made it this morning."
"My lord, you said this thing is worth a thousand dollars? Do you want it? I'll sell it to you for [-]!"
Hearing that Cao Cao almost bit off his tongue, he looked at Xia Houzhe now, his eyes were full of anger, mixed with a trace of resentment.
This big dog!Actually use colored glaze to make a chamber pot?Could it be that I, Cao Mengde, am not as good as a bastard?
What else can this lord do?Sell it to me?You want me to have so much money!
What a riot!You should be bombarded by five thunders!
After scolding, Cao Cao seemed to grasp the point.
Wait...he said Liuli...he made it himself?Fuck!
"You can make colored glaze? You can actually make colored glaze? Aren't you a salted fish?"
Cao Cao was so excited that he couldn't help himself, he pinched Xia Houzhe's shoulder with one hand.
"Uh... yes! I was bored when I was a child, and when I was learning how to make clay pots from a mason, I accidentally burned it out! After seeing it was beautiful, I researched it!"
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